Chapter 179: Stop it, Azu, there are people outside
Si Qian and Pei Li were on the left and right, sandwiching Li Chuanze in the middle.
He shook off the two people's hands on his shoulders in disgust.
Mu Weiyue finished looking at her big fish and hurried back.
"Kawaze, you're such a nice person! I'll definitely take you with me next time I go fishing!"
The smile on Li Chuanze's lips became more and more forced: "Forget it... forget it..."
Mu Weiyue smiled gently: "Don't be polite to me!"
As dusk fell, the town began to come alive.
After a busy day, everyone began to enjoy the rare peaceful time.
In the center of the square, Director Wu, who had snatched Director Zheng's last string of chicken butts, was being scolded by Director Zheng.
Director Wu saw that the angry Director Zheng was about to swing his arm towards his face, so he immediately anticipated it and put his hands on his head.
Hey hey!
I can’t hit it! I can’t hit it!
Before he could boast for three seconds, Director Zheng, who had just feinted a move, saw him holding his head, jumped up and kicked Director Wu in the butt.
Boom!
"I'm boiling!"
Director Wu screamed and was kicked to the ground like a turtle that had capsized in a ditch.
[Director Wu: I put you in my pocket, and you kicked me into the ditch]
【He only cares about his head and not his butt, hahahahaha. 】
[See? If you find a skinny boyfriend, he'll be weak and vulnerable to being bullied with a kick like Director Wu. If you find a sturdy guy like Director Zheng who weighs 180 pounds, he'll be knocked down with a kick.]
Your mother: Director Zheng
Director Wu, who fell to the ground, subconsciously supported himself with his hands.
Suddenly, he felt something sticky on his palm.
My eyelids twitched, and a bad feeling suddenly arose in my heart...
He mechanically lowered his head to look at his hands...
It's shit!
Ahhhhhhhh!
“What the heck! What ...
Director Wu collapsed on the spot, shaking his hands wildly, wishing he could chop them off right then and there.
He jumped up and slapped Director Zheng with his hand that had grabbed a handful of dog shit.
"Zheng Yougan, I'm going to fight you!!!"
Director Zheng, who hadn't figured out the situation yet, was knocked to the ground by the crazy Director Wu with a wild bull charge. Just as he opened his mouth to ask him what was wrong, Director Wu filled his mouth with a mouthful of bullshit.
Director Zheng also collapsed due to the smell of shit that went straight to his head.
Then, the two of them started a dog poop war, looking for dog poop in the roadside flower beds to attack each other.
You know, dog shit is only a lethal weapon before it hits the opponent.
If you meet the opponent, the opponent will become invincible.
Next, other staff members nearby were so scared by the sudden appearance of dog shit that they ran away.
No one dared to go up and persuade them, for fear of being caught.
As luck would have it, Liu Ye, who was passing by the square, saw something flying in the sky and asked Fu Xiao: "Teacher Fu, what is that flying in the sky?"
Fu Xiao raised his head in the direction where she pointed, and just as he was about to say that it might be gravel, a piece of dog shit fell accurately into his mouth.
Fu Xiao, who tasted a foul smell, put on a mask of pain.
He ran to the side and started retching.
【Oh my god, Shoko!】
[Help me, hahahahaha, how can people be so funny!]
Liu Ye realized something, looked around, and quickly hid under the ping-pong table next to him.
When he raised his eyes, he met the eyes of Si Qian and Mu Weiyue who were also hiding under the table.
Liu Ye greeted with surprise: "Teacher Si, you are here too?"
Si Qian: “We just came here…”
Just came here and saw the dog shit flying everywhere.
Several teachers who were hiding under the ping-pong table opposite were shivering and huddled together.
The teacher filming the scene was terrified: "Teacher Si, can you please go and persuade Director Zheng..."
Si Qian shook his head like a rattle.
What advice?
Going out now is asking for shit!
The teacher is crying.jpg.
"Teacher Si, we beg you!"
The other teachers who were filming also nodded frantically.
Si Qian flatly refused: "He has a knife in his hand, so I can still fight him, but he has shit in his hand, so I can only run away."
Tell Director Zheng that she is a coward!
However, the kindhearted Si Qian finally took the risk and shouted:
"Director Zheng, stop fighting! Director Wu has already thrown the shit!"
【Everyone, please don't be polite. If you see it, there will be feces. 】
I'd rather be shot than be fooled by this [covering my face][OK]
[Xiao Qiangqiang meets Superman Poop, Superman is getting older by the year!]
[I was scared when I saw Teacher Strong for the first time, hahahahaha. ]
At the end of the fight, Director Zheng and Director Wu were tired.
no
Why didn't anyone pull them apart?
Director Zheng took a deep breath, imagining himself as the leading male role in a Hong Kong drama.
"Put the shit down and stop it, Zu!"
Director Zheng took a deep breath, which smelled like dog shit. He retched and continued to act affectionately (crossed out) and pretended to be cool—
“There are people everywhere outside!”
Director Wu was also possessed by the spirit of drama: "Really? I'm not afraid!"
As he said this, he picked up the dog shit on the ground again and pretended to throw it.
Si Qian seized the opportunity, picked up the large iron basin on the table next to him, rushed over and smashed it on the two men's heads with a clang.
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!
His arms were waving so wildly that they almost left afterimages.
Boom!
Zheng Dao died.
Boom!
Director Wu also died.
【Phew~ That's a close call, we can finally breathe.】
[Teacher Si, please stop fanning me. You might catch a cold.]
[Teacher Strong, remember to bring your broken basin with you when the court session begins!]
The other guests who had been hiding under the surrounding buildings came out one after another.
Director Zheng and Director Wu were carried away by other staff members.
The world is finally quiet.
Chi Ye and Ji Mingxuan, who had just arrived, saw that everyone looked exhausted and thought that everyone was tired from recording the show today.
"Everyone, hurry up and get up. My brother Mingxuan and I went to a nearby cake shop to work part-time this afternoon, and the boss gave us a lot of desserts."
When it comes to desserts, everyone present becomes excited again.
While Chi Ye was taking out some food, he said, "Some cakes can't be kept overnight, so everyone needs to finish them as soon as possible. They are all given to us by the boss for free..."
When it comes to the final analysis, the difficult problem arises.
Chi Ye took out the last box of dessert and looked at the other guests present.
"Eight Swiss rolls, ten people, how to divide them?"
【Haha ...
[It's reasonable to suspect that the guest is playing a meme.]
[At this time, we are going to learn a new knowledge point - Liu Xing divides the cake!]
【Miss Chi surfs the Internet with 8GB of storage.】
Faced with eight Swiss rolls, the guests gave different answers.
5G surfing group.
“We’ll divide it however TikTok tells us to.”
Calf protection group.
"Teacher Pei ate it all, and I'll get anyone else who wants to eat it!"
Careful analysis of the group.
"It seems consumption has deteriorated. In the past, the controversy was all about cars and houses. Last year, it was about cherries and durians. This year, it's all about Swiss rolls."
A mess of formulas.
"It's obviously a script. I suspect it's the guy selling Swiss rolls who understands the applause."
Serious group.
“The number of people who have been put through the Swiss Roll test has surpassed the population of Switzerland.”
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