Chapter 180: Just getting married doesn’t mean you’ll have a good life
[Stop fighting, women and children eat first!]
[You really shouldn't love the actress named Si too much.]
I ate all eight Swiss rolls by myself and quickly grabbed the next one!
[The owner of the Swiss roll shop was laughing like crazy at this point.]
My opinion is that it's not as good as the egg tarts that Brother X bought me last time.
【I put it in the refrigerator when I got back...】
[The next day, I had diarrhea all day and consumed four packets of montmorillonite powder...]
【Haha ...
[That's fine. I'll put the Swiss roll in the refrigerator and then take it out and give it to Brother X to get back at him.]
A group of netizens are making trouble in the barrage.
Lu Yao was the first to express his stance: "I want to quit sugar, so I won't eat it anymore."
Liu Ye also shook his head: "I have to lose weight these days, so I won't eat anymore."
Si Qian, who was chewing bread, raised his head when he heard the words. He was the only one in the room, hiding in the corner like a dark mouse, stuffing food into his mouth.
She swallowed the bread with difficulty, choking and rolling her eyes.
Pei Li skillfully unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and handed it over without even turning his head.
Gurgle Gurgle——
Si Qian drank half the bottle in one breath and swallowed the bread before saying, "You two are already so thin, why are you still losing weight?"
Among the female guests present, Liu Ye is a print model and Lu Yao is an actress. Needless to say, they both weigh less than 100 pounds.
The paper man falls down in the wind.
If I continue to lose weight like this, I will weigh five kilograms including the box.
"No choice, it's work."
Liu Ye sighed softly.
This kind of camera in the domestic entertainment industry makes you look ten pounds fatter, and the changes in the circle are too fast. If you are not careful, you will be eliminated, so you can only fight hard to compete internally.
"Speaking of which, why are you so thin even though you eat so much, Mr. Si?"
Facing the eager gazes of Liu Ye and Lu Yao, Si Qian calmly stood up and picked up the big iron basin that had just been used to hit Director Zheng and Director Wu.
Then he demonstrated his pelvic floor exercise.
Si Qian was holding a large iron basin in both hands, his eyes fixed firmly on the front.
Pull your left leg back and lift your head back.
Pull your right leg back and lift your head back.
Speed up and do it again!
Just like zombies.
In everyone's eyes, they could only see Si Qian holding a large basin and fanning it wildly.
【I'll just go up and get a handful of sticky rice!】
[I don't care who you are, get off my strong teacher!]
If this really helps me lose weight, I'll do it too!
Is there a more respectable way...?
I'll practice next month when the heating comes on. I'm afraid I'll catch a cold if I fan myself now.
In response, Pei Li just smiled, picked up his phone and took a photo of Si Qian who was fanning the air vigorously.
Ji Mingxuan appeared beside Pei Li without him noticing, and asked faintly, "Were you filming Teacher Si just now?"
Pei Li turned around and saw that it was just the little brat who ignored him. His eyes followed Si Qian's movements not far away, and he spoke in a voice that only the two of them could hear.
"Yeah, I took a picture. It's very cute."
cute
Ji Mingxuan was stunned for a moment.
He looked at Si Qian who was leading several other female guests in aerobics not far away. After watching for a long time, he couldn't figure out where Pei Li came to the conclusion that this was "cute".
Ji Mingxuan rolled his eyes: "She can kill a pig with her bare hands."
Pei Li: "That's cute too."
Ji Mingxuan was speechless: "She can also chop people with a knife."
Pei Li: "I love you even more."
Ji Mingxuan looked at Pei Li as if he was looking at something rare.
I have this urge to pry open his head and see what's inside!
Ji Mingxuan's forehead was throbbing with veins: "Aren't you afraid?"
Pei Li glanced at him and said, "She's not going to chop me."
Ji Mingxuan wanted to be a jerk but found that he couldn't communicate with him, so he left angrily and cursed in his heart -
Damn love brain!
After leading the group in the exercises, Si Qian sat back down, sweating profusely.
Pei Li immediately took great care of her and wiped her sweat with a tissue and brought her some water.
Now back to the original question.
That is how to divide the eight Swiss rolls.
Because Director Zheng and Director Wu, who had just finished washing up, came over and wanted to get some food.
“We want to eat too!”
Director Zheng, please reach out.jpg
Most of the pastries on the table had been eaten by everyone.
Of course, Si Qian ate the most.
“Hey↗↘↗”
Si Qian grinned and raised his index finger to the sky.
"I have a plan!"
Director Zheng pricked up his ears: "Tell me about it!"
【Put away your little tricks!】
[Hey! (Pointing to the sky) I have an idea!]
【Teacher Strong’s ideas are not good ideas at all.】
Si Qian: "Do we have a wall-breaking machine here?"
Director Wu was puzzled: "Why do you need this?"
Si Qian just smiled evilly and picked up the Swiss roll on the table.
"Look, this is a Swiss roll. Put it in the blender and blend it into a paste!"
Then she picked up the bread on the table.
"Look, this is bread. Put it in the blender and blend it into a paste with a sound of 'fuck!'"
[If my friend doesn't reply to my message, I'll just say "Fuck you" and turn it into a mess.]
[Beat it into a paste with a sound of "ri~", drink it with a sound of "gu", spit it out with a sound of "yue", and poop it out with a sound of "pu".]
[The ancient Greek god in charge of onomatopoeia!]
I have an exam in a few days. If you think about it while typing away, you're done! [Smile]
[A few days later, I took my failed test paper, added some water, and mashed it into a paste.]
In response to Si Qian's bad idea, Director Zheng just stubbornly raised a middle finger in disdain in a corner where Si Qian couldn't see him.
Just when Si Qian was about to turn around and look at her, she frantically made a "yeah" gesture with two fingers.
When Si Qian turned around, Director Zheng, who was exhausted, felt that his life was really pathetic.
He held his head in his hands and wailed: "When can I retire?"
Si Qian gave him some advice: "Then change your personality."
"Huh?" Director Zheng scratched his head in confusion. "What does my retirement have to do with gender reassignment?"
In response, he received a wise look from Si Qian.
"Listen to my analysis!"
When the others heard this, they sat up straighter and pricked up their ears to listen to Si Qian's clever tricks.
Si Qian sat cross-legged on the ground next to Pei Li and explained seriously.
"If you have one child, you get ten months of maternity leave. If you have ten children, you get sixty months of maternity leave. If you have twenty, you get one hundred and twenty months of maternity leave, which is equivalent to ten years without having to work. So, if you have 61.4 children, you can retire directly."
After Si Qian finished speaking, the atmosphere at the scene was eerily silent.
Director Zheng’s mouth was so wide open that an egg could almost fit in.
Not buddy...
[Don't make any noise, I'm grilling.]
[If I continue to live like this, will I be able to live until retirement? [Tears streaming]]
[I can still clearly distinguish between work and torture.]
How can the remaining 0.4 be converted into 40%?
See? I told you that working too long would cause problems.
[The sows in the production team would be ashamed of themselves after seeing this.]
[You may need a copy of "High Yield: New Technology for Healthy Sow Breeding" by Zheng Dao]
Liu Ye: "Teacher Si's few words shocked me more than hearing that my cheating ex-boyfriend is getting married next month."
"It's okay, you have to think about it from another perspective."
Si Qian kindly comforted her: "Your ex-boyfriend just got married, but he's not living a good life."
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