Chapter 212 You guys are emo, I am happy
When Director Wu saw Director Zheng patting his butt and about to leave, he immediately went over to stop him.
"Yougan, don't leave yet!"
"You can eat it yourself if you want!"
The two people hugged each other and struggled endlessly.
Director Zheng was determined to leave, and Director Wu desperately reached out to stop him. The two of them almost danced a senior disco in someone else's store.
The busy clerk rushed over and opened his mouth -
"We are an old married couple, so let's talk it out nicely!"
""
Director Zheng and Director Wu both looked at the clerk at the same time.
"Look carefully, we are men! Men!"
Director Zheng pointed at himself, his eyes almost popping out of his head.
He left the store angrily, leaving Director Wu to apologize to the waiter and then chase after him with his things.
As soon as they walked out of the store, the two people who were originally angry instantly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yougan!"
"Mei Qian!"
The two hugged each other and cried bitterly.
Director Zheng: "A bowl of spicy hot pot costs me 399!!"
Even if he has money, he can't help doing this!
Director Wu was a little scared: "Does this count as running away from the bill?"
Director Zheng: "We haven't even eaten yet, so how can we say we're running away from the bill? And you're blind! He just poured the unfinished food from the table next to us into our bowls!"
If he hadn't been crying so hard during the argument, he would have definitely gone up and argued with them.
But in reality, I am just a coward and a big wimp!
What can he do? Wuwu ...
He could only cowardly put on a show with Old Wu and run away.
People like him only dare to talk nonsense on the Internet and are nothing in reality.
At this time, Director Zheng missed Si Qian very much.
Director Zheng fell to his knees with a thud, opened his arms and bowed toward the sky.
"Shallow!"
“Money!”
Director Wu followed suit, kneeling down and beginning to kowtow even though he didn't understand what he was doing.
So, someone took a picture of this scene and posted it online.
Title: [Two suspected mental patients escaped from the hospital, praying for unexpected wealth.]
When Director Wu saw the news the next day, he was so angry that he kept scolding the media for being blind.
Director Zheng was also very angry. Si Qian calling him crazy was fine, but why did these people bully him?
Is it because he is easy to bully?
bite!
Director Wu’s cell phone rang.
Director Zheng looked over and asked, "Who is it?"
Director Wu: "Pinxixi will notify you of the payment deduction message after using it first."
“…”
Director Wu secretly shed tears. He thought someone had sent him a message, but when he saw that Pinxixi had deducted the payment after using the payment method first, he felt like the sky had fallen!
…
In the past two days, a conspicuous bag has appeared in everyone's circle of friends.
Yes, this person is Pei Li.
He used to never post anything on his Moments, but now he wants to make a list and inform everyone one by one that he is in a relationship.
Li Chuanze wanted to check his Moments in the middle of the day, but Pei Li's message flooded his screen.
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [No more money, my Qian is here.]
Boss Pi steals the secret recipe: [Hello everyone, I'm male guest number 1, from Beijing. My love declaration is, "My wife just stays at home, my happiness index keeps rising, and I'll do the cooking and housework, and we'll live happily ever after!"]
…
Mr. Pixar steals the secret recipe: [You guys are emo, I am happy. 】
I scrolled down more than ten articles and finally finished.
He looked at the dozen or so Moments in disbelief and slowly typed a question mark in the comment section.
bite!
Great, the private chat window pops up.
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Please sit at the main table at the wedding.]
Li:【】
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [No way, I'm lucky, you can't compare.]
Li: [Are you fucking crazy?]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [A bachelor that no one wants.]
Pei Li took a screenshot and went to complain to Si Qian.
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [［Picture］]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Can you comfort me [crying]]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich:
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [What did you see?]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [much better [dizzy]]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [As long as there are a lot, go have some fun.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe:
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Transfer 14]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [What is this? ]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Take it. I wanted to transfer 1314, but I know you are not a materialistic man.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: […OK]
——
After a short rest of a few days, everyone set off for the recording location.
This time it is said to be on an island, and everyone needs to meet up and take a boat there together.
Before departure, the filming teacher had already arrived at the residences of the guests.
[Oh wow! The perfect variety show for dinner is back!]
I heard that the filming was done on an island this time, and Director Zheng went to great lengths to prevent paparazzi and illegitimate fans.
[In the past two days, our money-losing CP has jumped to the second place on the CP super topic list!!]
The shots from various camera positions gradually appear in the picture.
Camera No. 1's home is clean and tidy.
The home of camera number two is bright and spacious.
Camera number three’s home is warm and comfortable.
Camera number four's home is extremely luxurious.
…
When we arrived at the last guest's house, the scene suddenly changed.
When I went upstairs, I saw a red couplet pasted on the white wall of the corridor, which looked very strange.
The teacher who was filming took a deep breath, mustered up the courage to push open the door, and saw a huge black and white portrait of the deceased placed in the entrance hall with two white candles next to it. He almost fainted on the spot.
After two steps forward, there is a coffin.
The teacher who was filming the video was trembling and had cold sweat on his back.
When I looked up, I saw a Taoist robe and a peach wood sword hanging on the balcony.
The teacher who followed me: “!!!”
I walked forward with my head held high and saw an incense burner on the wooden table.
In the silent room, Si Qian, dressed in casual style and with a high ponytail, appeared in the camera and took a photo of the teacher from behind.
“Ahhhh!”
The teacher who was filming the video couldn't help but scream and almost peed his pants on the spot.
Si Qian hurriedly said: "What's wrong?!"
Hearing that it was Si Qian's voice, the teacher who was following the video covered his pounding heart and took a long time to calm down.
He cried, "Teacher Si, your family is so scary!"
Si Qian sighed: "Hey, this is a safety tip for women living alone that I searched online."
The teacher who was filming the video forced out a smile that was uglier than crying.
He's about to have a heart attack...
Si Qian looked towards the camera and said, "Girls living alone can take a look at the layout of my home!"
[Damn it! I was so scared!]
Is there a possibility that I will have to return to this home myself?
【"Tips for the Safety of Female Ghosts Living Alone"】
[The bad guys are not coming, but all the bad guys are coming.]
[The bad guys haven't arrived yet, but I've scared myself to death.]
[Go ahead and do it. If you look in the mirror in the morning and smile, but the mirror doesn't smile, then you're being honest.]
After finally getting down, the teacher who was filming finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Director Zheng immediately reached out and hugged Si Qian when he saw her: "Qian! It really feels like a long time since we last met!"
Swish!
When Si Qian saw Director Zheng coming over, he immediately shook his head to avoid his hug.
"Director Zheng, please don't do this. I'm scared!"
Hiss——
Director Wu, who was following Director Zheng, stepped on the sole of Director Zheng's shoe when Director Zheng raised his foot.
Director Wu: “!!!”
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