Chapter 213: People care about you, but you put them online
Director Zheng's shoes broke into two pieces.
"you#@!*#"
Director Zheng, who was unable to walk, carried his shoes pitifully and could only hop on one foot to find an old man at a nearby shoe repair stall to help him repair his shoes.
The old man had tools in his hands and two pieces of paper stuffed in his nostrils, but he couldn't stop the poisonous gas from entering his lungs.
Director Zheng, sitting on the bench with his legs together, felt uneasy like a rookie.
【Grandpa: This little taste is really authentic! 】
If I had known it would stink so bad, I would have gone home to collect manure.
The money I earn is not enough to pay for pneumonia.
Doctor: How did you get athlete's foot on your nose? Old man: I repair shoes [staring with despair]
Before taking off shoes: "At my age, I've seen everything." After taking off shoes: "Eighty is still a young age."
The old man was so irritated that he burst into tears and cursed in his heart.
Money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat these days.
Sew your dead hands quickly!
Si Qian, who was watching the excitement from the side, sighed twice: "It's a bit costly to repair these shoes!"
After repairing his shoes, Director Zheng put them on quickly.
Because just now, while I was repairing the shoes, someone complained that a manure truck exploded nearby.
Someone even called the police, suspecting they were dumping a body...
After a group of guests gathered together, they first flew to Lin City.
Then we took a bus across a mountain.
Then I took a minibus, then a motorcycle, and finally arrived at the other side of the island.
The tortured guest had been sitting for a whole day and was now dizzy and squatting outside the camera, retching.
[I'm dying of laughter. Where on earth did Director Zheng find the island for filming?]
If it wasn't a live broadcast, I would really suspect that the guest had been sold out by the production team.
[When the IP becomes Northern Myanmar, they will behave themselves.]
【I really want to call the police after watching this.】
Before going to the island, Director Zheng specially found a local resident to lead the way and learn about local customs.
These locals probably speak dialect, sometimes mixed with a few words of English, but I can't quite understand Mandarin.
The translator from the program team communicated with them using gestures for a long time before they understood.
The climate here is suitable and it is like spring all year round. It is the peak tourist season, so the fees are naturally a bit higher. Director Zheng paid without thinking too much.
However, after arriving on the island by boat, Director Wu discovered that they had been cheated.
Originally, the fee for going to the island was based on the boat, but here it is now based on the person.
Director Zheng paid three times the market price, but still received the worst treatment.
With Si Qian here today, Director Wu also became stunned. After explaining something to everyone, he was about to rush up to argue with the other party.
Si Qian pulled the person back.
Director Wu struggled, looking as if he wanted to bite him to death: "Teacher Si, don't stop me! I want to get him! Make him spit out the money he earned from me!!"
"Okay." Si Qian let go without hesitation and made a cheering gesture towards Director Wu, "Go, Pikachu!"
“…”
Director Wu, free from his shackles, looked at the guests standing opposite him.
whispering sound!
Coward!
He goes up by himself!
After taking two steps forward, Director Wu looked at the tall, burly local residents with dark skin and well-developed muscles not far away, and then looked down at himself who looked like a bean sprout.
“…”
His legs couldn't help but take two steps back.
He rubbed his hands together and laughed awkwardly: "Teacher Si...why don't you stop me?"
"Xiao Wu, you're still too young!" Si Qian patted his shoulder with the tone of an experienced person and said earnestly, "The residents of these islands are all in the same group. If you cause trouble later, you'll be the one who gets beaten."
You have to be low-key when you are on someone else's territory.
Director Wu: "You can't just watch everyone get cheated, right?!"
“It’s not easy to avoid thunder”
As he spoke, Si Qian walked up confidently and called out to their guide.
"You, cooperate with me and take a big video, understand"
The guide smiled and nodded, and Si Qian immediately pulled the person in front of the camera in the live broadcast room.
The two gave a thumbs-up to the camera.
Si Qian's smile remained undimmed as he pointed at the guide beside him: "Everyone, look carefully, this old man... this old man, he's a rip-off!"
As he spoke, the guide, who was giving a thumbs-up, followed Si Qian and grinned foolishly in front of the camera, not knowing what was going on.
Si Qian continued to chatter in front of the netizens in the live broadcast room: "Don't look for him next time, his number is..."
The guide took the initiative to speak: "1956..."
Si Qian smiled and continued, "He charges a lot, and it's very expensive. Don't go to him next time..."
After saying that, Si Qian patted the guide on the shoulder, gave him an enthusiastic thumbs-up and feinted: "Very good!"
The guide thought it was a promotion for him and responded with a “OK!”
Si Qian clasped his hands together: "Thank you!"
Other guests: ""
This is also OK
[When the old man heard the word "good", he thought it was a sure thing.]
[Hahahaha, I thought it was international propaganda, but it turned out to be an international wanted poster.]
【This time, I suffered the consequences of my lack of education. 】
Director Wu was amazed by this wave of operations and just wanted to applaud——
"People care about you, but you expose them online"
Si Qian just raised his hand and made a grasping gesture.
After the little episode, everyone arrived at the hotel on the island.
This is a small tourist island, and the environment and scenery are naturally beyond reproach.
The hotel is also five-star this time, and it can be seen that the production team has finally done their best.
Mu Weiyue was the most excited among all the people: "I checked when I got here, this is simply a fishing paradise!"
It’s just what I want!
Li Chuanze only felt that his butt began to hurt again.
After everyone put their suitcases away, Director Zheng informed everyone to go downstairs for dinner.
The hotel includes food and accommodation, and you can have three meals a day here. You can eat as much as you want in the buffet restaurant.
After a day of trekking through mountains and rivers, the crowd rushed into the restaurant and began to raid it.
Si Qian took a lot of food, found a bright place to sit down and started chewing.
A shadow suddenly fell across the street, blocking out all the light.
She thought it was Pei Li, so she didn't pay much attention to it.
At this time, the man opposite said: "Beautiful lady, what is your name?"
A voice in Chinese with a foreign accent came into my ears.
Si Qian almost spit out her food. When she raised her head, she met a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes. Only then did she see clearly that there was a handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed white man sitting opposite her.
She looked puzzled: "You are"
Handsome guy: "You bumped into me when you were taking the food just now."
Si Qian thought it was a scam and wiped his mouth carelessly: "Why, you want me to pay you?"
"No!" The handsome guy quickly waved his hands: "I'm allergic to women, but when you touched me just now, I didn't react. So I think you're my chosen heroine. Can you add my contact information?"
Allergic reaction to contact with women
Si Qian pondered for a moment, touched his chin and said: "Have you ever thought of a possibility..."
"What?"
"Your significant other may not be the chosen heroine, but may also be the perfect hero."
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