Chapter 243 I will quit all circles and join this more authoritative circle
Director Zheng, who had not yet recovered from a night's rest, and Director Wu, whose head was wrapped in gauze, supported each other and continued to direct the show.
He looks like a man with a strong will despite being disabled.
"Today we are going to play the blind date card."
On the beach, ten guests sat together in a circle.
Director Zheng held a thick stack of cards upside down in the middle. "One of the ten guests will be chosen as the blind date man (woman), and the other nine will be matchmakers. Each matchmaker will hold three cards with the requirements of the blind date written on them. The nine matchmakers will introduce the requirements to the blind date man (woman) in turn, using language processing. The blind date man (woman) must choose the person they like from the nine matchmakers' introductions. The matchmaker who introduces her two cards first wins, and the winner can make the blind date man (woman) accept any punishment he or she wants."
"Of course, out of the twenty-seven cards, five have normal faces. If the man (woman) on the blind date chooses two normal faces, the round ends. The man (woman) on the blind date can designate any matchmaker to receive any punishment."
【It’s all about the heartbeat. 】
[It sounds exciting.]
[Our teacher is in a safe position in this game. As long as he works hard part-time, he won't be afraid of traveling around the world.]
[This is tailor-made for Teacher Si!]
The Language Art of Blind Dates
After Director Zheng announced the rules, the ten guests looked at each other in confusion.
This isn't a dating game, it's a prank game.
In the first round of drawing lots, Li Chuanze was the blind date man and the others were matchmakers.
Starting from Si Qian, each person draws three cards in a clockwise direction.
The three cards Si Qian drew were - mentally retarded, mother of five children, and daddy's girl.
It’s okay, it’s okay, there is hope.
Pei Li's three cards are - mute, vegetative, and mentally ill.
Chi Ye - weighs 200 kilograms, has only an elementary school education, and is hemiplegic.
Mu Weiyue - height 148cm, will retire next year, has killed someone.
Lu Yao - ugly, has body odor, and has cheated on marriage three times.
Sheng Chi - Speaks harshly, doesn't like doing housework, and prefers quiet (normal card)
Fu Xiao - likes to scold her husband, snores, kindergarten teacher (normal brand)
Liu Ye - Grinds teeth when sleeping, low intelligence, loving (normal card)
Ji Mingxuan - very sensible (normal card), doesn't like to take a bath, filial (normal card)
[I'm dying of laughter, hahahahaha, Mr. Li, you better wish yourself the best.]
[The probability of selecting a normal person is really too low.]
【There's a good show to watch. 】
Si Qian picked up the Daddy's Girl card and started to talk nonsense.
"The girl's family brought her up strictly. She's well-educated, well-mannered, and knows how to behave properly. She's very popular with the elders."
Pei Li picked up the mental illness card and thought for two seconds.
"Girls are cheerful and lively, and they understand your quirks."
Chi Ye felt a headache when he picked up the 200-jin (150-pound) weight of cards.
"She...has a good appetite...is in good health..."
Mu Weiyue looked at the card that had killed someone and took a deep breath.
"Brave and passionate, with organization."
Lu Yao picked up the fabricated note that had deceived people into marriage three times.
"She's a girl with a great business sense."
Sheng Chi looked at the girl who didn't like doing housework and sighed.
"It's a life of enjoyment."
Fu Xiao picked up the teacher's card and answered simply.
"iron rice bowl."
Liu Ye picked up the one with low intelligence and closed his eyes.
"It's a cute baby."
Ji Mingxuan couldn't make up a story with the card that said he didn't like taking a bath.
"It's a stinky treasure."
[After a few rounds of this game, I'll be a gold medal salesperson, able to say anything without a guilty conscience.]
[Change your perspective. If a matchmaker helps me write my resume...]
[Sure enough, I'm still a little bit behind in the art of language [awkward laugh]]
After the first round of descriptions, Li Chuanze chose Si Qian after some hesitation.
When I looked closely, I found that she was a daddy's girl.
no……
Who taught her to talk like that?
The second round of descriptions began, and Si Qian took the brunt of the response: "Girls are very obedient and infatuated, and they like to look at you and smile."
Pei Li: "I'm quiet, don't like running around, don't socialize much, and my heart and eyes are full of you."
Chi Ye: "Half-lying beauty couch."
Mu Weiyue: "The woman has money and time, and can accompany you."
Lu Yao: "She's a very unique girl, so talented and brilliant that you can remember her at first sight."
Sheng Chi: "I can fight Si Qian!"
Li Chuanze slammed his hands and jumped up anxiously: "This is it, I choose this!!!"
【Look how anxious our President Li is.】
[Hemiplegia = half lying on a beauty couch.]
This is the true art of language.
If I hadn't seen the cards, I would have believed this.
[Matchmaker: He owns a company with tens of thousands of employees. But he turns out to be a beekeeper.]
Who taught them to talk like that?!
The third round of description begins.
Si Qian looked at the five children and pondered his words: "It's easy to be content. I just want to have a home with you and a few children around my knees."
Pei Li looked at the dumb card and thought: "Very calm, never makes a fuss, and follows his heart in everything he says and does."
Chi Ye looked at the elementary school graduate and licked his lips: "She is a woman with a little wisdom."
Mu Weiyue held the 148 card and smiled for a minute: "What a cute little girl."
Lu Yao pondered how to describe body odor: "Uh... you know how the Fragrant Concubine attracts butterflies? That's pretty much the same."
It’s just that summer may be easy to be disliked…
…
After this round of description, the stubborn gambler Li Chuanze decided to get up from where he fell.
People never fall in the same place twice.
He wanted to take a gamble.
"I choose Si Qian!"
Ouch——
Director Zheng blew the whistle: "Teacher Si wins!"
Li Chuanze: “???”
After looking at everyone's cards, Li Chuanze laughed angrily.
"Cheating on marriage three times is business acumen?"
"Two hundred pounds is called a good appetite?"
"How can you remember someone who's ugly at first glance?"
Li Chuanze's questioning in disbelief almost made Si Qian die of laughter on the beach.
Next, customize the punishment phase.
Si Qian decided to teach him a lesson.
"Xiao Li..."
Li Chuanze, feeling uneasy, took a deep breath and said, "Speak."
Si Qian took out his phone and played a toe-digging audio clip—
[Sentences that can be very cruel when breaking up with your bestie. Sending these will make your bestie regret it so much that she'll cry and beg you to come back. I recommend using them with caution...]
[Friend: I always have a bad feeling.]
[I will quit all circles and join this more authoritative circle [Strong]]
[Did you hear my secret? [Smile] Go cry your heart out.]
Si Qian smiled and pointed at a few young people playing games on the beach not far away: "Go and finish reading it in front of them."
Li Chuanze's face turned green after hearing this. He walked over with his phone, and after preparing himself mentally, he said to the young people:
"Wake up, little fool. Don't get caught up in this again. Give me your heart back. I'll pick up any broken pieces myself. Are you satisfied? That's it! This time I choose dignity. It seems we shouldn't be like this. It's not just like this, but it can only be like this. The closer people are to each other, the more they know where the knife hurts the most. As for you, I have a clear conscience."
"What about me, and you?"
Oh my God, please put an end to this farce!
He can’t stand it!!
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