Chapter 244 Can you give me your money? I'll give you a thank you in exchange
The extremely embarrassing lines made Li Chuanze wish he could find a hole to crawl into right there and then.
Several young foreign guys playing on the beach greeted the program crew enthusiastically.
At this time, someone recognized Li Chuanze and said in fluent Chinese: "I know you, you are a guest on "Love Until Death", what's your name... Dao Xie Mian!"
The other party slapped his forehead and looked as if he had suddenly realized something.
Li Chuanze pulled the corners of his mouth, and his smile was very forced.
"Teacher Xiaodao, can you sign an autograph for us?"
The foreign guy was looking for a signature pen and wanted Li Chuanze to sign it.
"What knife? My last name is Li!"
Another companion interrupted him and corrected him.
After hearing this, Li Chuanze finally felt better.
Another foreign young man who corrected his companion greeted him:
"Hello, Mr. Li Chuanmian."
Li Chuanze: “?”
[My Surname is Li, Li Chuan Noodle Teacher]
[As expected, i-person is e-person's toy.]
[This is suspected to be Mr. Li's obedience test for Mr. Si.]
[Suspected to be a humiliation ritual before President Li joins the Dark Society.]
[This isn't a dating show, it's a humiliation show for CEO Li.]
[I wouldn’t dare to play like this even if I died tomorrow]
Li Chuanze came back with a dejected look on his face.
In the second round of drawing lots, Si Qian was the blind date girl and the others were matchmakers.
This is simply a free point question for her.
She calmly sat in the middle, waiting for others to make their move.
Pei Li's three cards - back from northern Myanmar, 186cm tall (normal card), likes to spend money on his wife (normal card)
Li Chuanze’s three cards – giving gifts to marginal anchors, impotence, and domestic violence.
Mu Weiyue’s three cards—seven sisters, a gay, and bald.
Chi Ye's three cards - he is good friends with his exes, likes to play ambiguously, is very daddy and loves to preach.
Lu Yao's three cards - worked as a male model, stole things, likes small animals (normal cards)
Liu Ye's three cards - been jailed for robbery, plays games for more than ten hours a day, loves cleanliness (normal cards)
Ji Mingxuan’s three cards – going to nightclubs every day, being detained for drunk driving, and having a few girlfriends outside.
Shengchi three cards - the wedding room is in his mother's name, very stingy, can cook (normal card)
Fu Xiao’s three cards—he owes eight million, is a mama’s boy, and is crippled.
[I don't know who doesn't know that Teacher Strong used to be a matchmaker for a dating website!]
[A bunch of little Karamis have absolutely no chance of winning against me, the Strong Emperor!]
[They provide hundreds of billions in subsidies, but Mr. Si works part-time for hundreds of billions.]
Everyone began to introduce themselves one by one.
Pei Li: "I'm doing international business."
"He's a fraudster, he'll kill the next one in seconds!"
Li Chuanze: "I will keep myself clean and not mess around."
"That means he's not good enough. Next one!"
Mu Weiyue: "The domineering CEO doesn't care about women, he just waits for his one and only true love."
"I wouldn't dare say that everyone who's destined to be their lover is gay. Next!"
Chi Ye: "A mature and steady person in a high position."
"The bossy daddy guy, next one!"
Lu Yao: "Girls like him because he's very handsome."
"Nightclub male model, next!"
Liu Ye: "Esports players have a bright future."
"I'm hopelessly addicted to gaming. Next!"
Ji Mingxuan: "I have some connections and relationships in the police station."
"Criminal offense, next!"
Sheng Chi: "Be frugal and manage your household well."
"Stingy, very stingy, next one!"
Fu Xiao: "As a big business owner, his cash flow is close to eight figures."
"I'm in debt from doing business like me, next!"
[Not my sister, just looking at the computer.jpg]
Teacher Strong's strength is truly unfathomable and terrifying! !!
[Sister, why didn't you tell me earlier that you have this ability?]
Teacher Strong says you are all 100-degree boiling water—boiling waste.
Si Qian smiled proudly: "You are all three lives and three worlds of peach blossoms!"
Director Zheng: "What do you mean?"
Si Qian reached out and took it: "Not even ten miles away! (Strength)"
In the first round, Si Qian did not choose anyone.
The second round begins.
Pei Li: "A man who has money, is debt-free, and is generous to his wife."
"It's you!"
Si Qian directly locked onto the target and took it down in one fell swoop.
"Having money and being generous to his wife is enough to basically confirm that he's a normal person."
The third wheel begins to rotate counterclockwise.
Fu Xiao: "I want to have an affair with you."
"Only one leg can defeat the next one!"
Sheng Chi: "He has a strong sense of law and is very filial."
"You're calculating, you're still a mama's boy, next one!"
Ji Mingxuan: "I have good luck in love, but I am only devoted to my family."
"I have many options but I want to find an honest man to marry. Next one!"
Liu Ye: "I have mysophobia, so I need to pay attention to my personal hygiene."
"You're the one who loves cleanliness!"
Ouch——
Director Zheng blew the whistle: "Game over! Teacher Si wins!"
After two rounds, Si Qian won all of them.
Pei Li immediately led the applause and cheered: "Mr. Krabs is the best!"
During the punishment phase, Si Qian started selecting people.
As soon as Li Chuanze raised his head, he saw his boss's face with a slight grin.
She made a strange sound and approached him step by step——
"Hehehehehehe——"
Li Chuanze was almost frightened to death on the spot.
"Don't choose me!"
Save him!
Someone come and save him!
Someone please come and stop this farce!
Five minutes later—
Li Chuanze, who was already numb, came to the traffic light intersection not far away to accept his punishment.
It was lunchtime, and the intersection was near the beach, so the traffic and pedestrian flow increased sharply.
Li Chuanze stood at the curb, holding the loudspeaker given by Director Zheng and heading towards that station like a traffic policeman.
Take a deep breath——
He lifted the trumpet to his lips.
There are still ten seconds until the red light.
Li Chuanze, feeling hopeless, stood on the side of the road with the most traffic, raised one arm and shouted—
“Of the thousands of roads, safety comes first!”
A group of people who were waiting for the traffic light looked over here.
All the passersby saluted Li Chuanze.
Li Chuanze was so embarrassed that he looked around for his head. He could only bite the bullet and continue shouting—
"Stop at red lights, go at green lights!"
"three!"
"two!"
"one!"
"rush--!"
What's the difference between this and pooping on the street?
[Boss Li: Si Qian, do you want to kill me? [Tears]]
[Boss Li is about to collapse. He'll show pity for one second, and then spend the remaining fifty-nine seconds laughing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.]
Since Si Qian was the winner of both rounds, Director Zheng made a temporary decision to add another round.
This time Pei Li served as the blind date man and the others served as matchmakers.
In overtime, Pei Li seemed to have turned on a cheat and won the game in two rounds.
After finishing, he said to Li Chuanze: "There were ten lotus flowers in the pond before, but now there is only one left. Do you know why?"
Li Chuanze: "Why?"
Pei Li: "Because I picked nine lotus flowers! (If you're not good at it, practice more)"
During the punishment phase, just when everyone thought that it was the unlucky day for Sliced Noodles again, Pei Li walked over and stretched out his hand towards Si Qian.
"Mr. Krabs!"
"Um?"
Pei Li jokingly asked her, "Can you give me your money? I'll give you a thank you in exchange."
Si Qian took out his cell phone for some unknown reason and checked the balance.
"Wait for me to borrow another 2299.09."
Director Zheng was curious: "Why do you want to borrow 2299.09?"
“Because I only have 49,700.91.”
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