Chapter 262 Whose Crazy Girlfriend is Going Away
When Pei Yi was attacked by his father and mother with the Seven Wolves, Si Qian and Pei Li had just arrived at the Western Suburbs Manor to deal with the things they had moved back today.
The recording location for the new episode of "Love Until Death" is in S City.
The day before, Leng Shao released a video clip on the official Weibo as a warm-up video as requested by Director Zheng.
Without a doubt, the video was pushed to the top of the trending list.
Director Zheng was no longer surprised by this. After all, ever since Leng Shao took over the editing of the program, there were all kinds of strange and bizarre videos that Leng Shao couldn't edit, as long as he could think of them.
He felt that he had the tolerance and would succeed in whatever he did.
When you click on the video, you will see ten guests standing in front of the camera, each with a determined look as if they want to join the party.
Accompanied by the familiar opening credits of "Jackie Chan Adventures".
Dengdengda↗
thump thump ↗
thump thump thump thump thump thump ↗
Si Qian, who was standing in the C position, took off his coat and threw it into the sky, then performed the White Crane Spreads Its Wings move towards the camera.
"Hey!—ha!"
Swish, swish, swish, swish!
After a few random gestures that no one could understand, he accidentally slapped Director Zheng who had strayed into the camera.
Pei Li then did an Ip Man squat towards the camera as if he was in a hurry, and then took a run and jumped.
Director Zheng, who had just stood up and wanted to escape the scene, didn't pay attention to the people around him and was bumped again.
Then Chi Ye rushed over and performed an extremely difficult high-kick split in the air.
Then Ji Mingxuan, with his neck shrunk and body curled up, threw a set of mantis punches into the air, knocking Director Zheng away.
Liu Ye, who was standing next to him, picked up the stick next to him and performed a set of super cool stick techniques in the air.
The stick flew out of his hand and hit Fu Xiao who was doing a backflip next to him.
As he fell, he hit Sheng Chi, who was rolling on the ground and trying to make a beautiful sniper gesture.
Mu Weiyue and Lu Yao slid into the field crosswise and made a shooting gesture to the camera.
Li Chuanze’s final performance was a set of elegant drunken boxing.
As a result, an old man passing by mistook him for someone who had escaped from a mental hospital and knocked him unconscious with a shovel.
[This camera movement is really professional [thumbs up]]
[The scene where Sheng Chi lies on the ground is the same as Tru's.]
There's a movie called "Jackie Chan Adventures" that imitates you.
[Hello! Is this the Jing City Mental Hospital?]
[Is there no one who feels sorry for Mr. Li? Hahahaha!]
[It's like someone dug out my brain stem.]
[Electronic rock version of Monkey Adventures.]
It's really hard for Director Zheng and Director Wu to solo you one by one.
[There are actually ten such sick guests on the show.]
#NoElderAbuse
#Love variety show neurotic awards
#The suspected strong teacher pretends to be other guests and goes crazy.
Director Zheng looked at the editing and trending searches with seemingly no expression on his face, but his hands were actually shaking.
Sometimes he really wanted to just throw these guests away and recycle them!
Director Zheng took a deep breath as he watched the video, which was only thirty minutes long but had nearly a million likes.
Director Zheng is so cowardly that he logged into the official blog and edited the entry.
#curiosity#pervert
The consequence of holding in the rage was that Director Zheng suffered a toothache due to inflammation.
Director Wu accompanied Director Zheng to the hospital late at night.
Lying on the treatment chair, Director Zheng stared at the examination light above his head with his mouth open.
The dentist warned: "Smoking is harmful to your health."
Director Zheng relaxed: "Fortunately, I smoke."
“…”
After examining Director Zheng, the dentist frowned and said, "All your teeth are necrotic."
Director Zheng said humbly: "Excuse me, doctor, what did my teeth do to you?"
“…”
After a full-barrier communication, Director Zheng was discharged from the hospital.
——
Amidst much anticipation, the advance episode aired the next morning.
Today's show is basically about showing the guests' preparations before departure, and occasionally asking the guests to do some brand voice-over advertisements for the sponsors.
The netizens on the barrage were very enthusiastic.
[It feels like a long time since we last met! [Blowing a kiss] [Blowing a kiss] [Heart] [Rose]]
[Do you miss us? No?! If not, then you should think about it more.]
[Teacher Si, did you kiss Mr. Pei properly when we were not around?]
【Hello everyone, I’m Xu Junxiao!】
Give me money! Give me money! Give me money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money!
[Is there any upstairs order? Please help me order some too.]
As the camera moves forward, a figure appears in the picture.
Then there was the sound of shoveling.
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle—!
"Teacher Si!?"
The teacher who was filming shouted uncertainly, and Si Qian, who was working hard to remove the psoriasis advertisements in front, turned around.
She was wearing a dark blue work uniform with a few words printed on it:
I am the most awesome company.
"Teacher Si, what are you doing...?"
"Well, I had nothing to do the past two days, so I took this job of posting flyers."
After Si Qian shoveled away the advertisements, he walked forward carrying his own bucket.
The teacher who was filming the video caught up with him and asked: "But aren't you shoveling away small advertisements?"
Si Qian, who was walking in front, turned around and gave the teacher who was filming him an unfathomable smile.
"Because I was shoveling the small advertisement I posted two days ago."
The teacher who followed me: “?”
"Posting flyers costs 180 yuan a day, and removing flyers costs 200 yuan a day."
After saying that, she opened the door of Li Chuanze's office with the teacher who was following her, walked in and bowed ninety degrees.
"Dao...Mr. Li, I'm Master Si from 'My Damn Best Housekeeping Service Company.' Is there anything else you need to clean?"
Li Chuanze, who was reading the contract: "?"
【Hahahahaha, so this is a small advertisement for Mr. Li's company.】
【The prophet in the previous barrage is gone. 】
【My merits are gone with laughter.】
【Hurry up and knock the electronic wooden fish twice to accumulate merit.】
Li Chuanze now seems to have a strong heart.
He stood up and walked out. Si Qian was afraid that he would default on his debt, so he hurriedly called out to Li Chuanze.
"Where are you going?"
Li Chuanze: "What's it got to do with you?"
Si Qian's fists hardened: "You said it yourself."
Li Chuanze: "Wait a moment!"
Looking at Dao Xie Mian's departing figure, Si Qian felt that this scene warranted a song.
Thinking so, she did so.
She chased after Li Chuanze and sang very loudly:
"Wolf Smoke Wind Sand Mouth↗——!"
"General, please drink less alcohol↗——!"
“The road ahead is difficult↗——!”
"I'm waiting at the company! ↗——!"
Li Chuanze turned around and yelled at Si Qian as if he had seen a ghost.
"Are you sick?!"
[Alas, this is so ridiculous that I almost died of laughter.]
【I laughed so hard that I could have mountains of gold and silver. 】
【Whose crazy girlfriend is here to take away? 】
[I laugh so hard I should be wandering around the Jianghu. I'm a humble woman, unworthy of your favor. I keep adding more coffee until I get tired of it, and I'm dying. May God bless you with mountains of gold and silver. Will you be disappointed if you buy it?]
[I am your ex-boyfriend who once saved the earth. 】
[I laughed so hard it made me laugh so hard it made me laugh so hard!]
[Hahahaha, I didn't expect this kind of music to exist in the world. I saw it for the first time today, and it felt like we'd known each other for a long time. How wonderful, how wonderful! Hahahahaha! I should be wandering around the world! Drinking a pot of muddy wine!]
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