Chapter 263 I laughed so hard that I lost a Jiang Ziya
Si Qian chased after Li Chuanze and sang loudly. He was originally walking, but he suddenly started running.
It was not until he hid in the underground garage and sat in the driver's seat that Li Chuanze took a deep breath.
There's something wrong with Si Qian!
He leaned over the back of his seat, fumbled for his phone, and transferred the money directly to her.
Li: [[Transfer 250]]
Li: [I'll give you more, but stay away from me, understand?!]
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Haha, your words are truly humorous and elegant, and they bring joy to my heart. Since you are so sincere, I will respond to you in a few words.]
Li: [No, I can’t afford you!]
Mr. Crab wants to get rich: "I'm just an ordinary person, so there's no such thing as a high-class family that I can't reach. But it's a real pleasure to share a pot of wine with you under the moonlight. As for poetry, although I'm not talented, I'm willing to do the hard work and recite poems with you about love and romance."
Li: [Can't you just be a stupid vase and keep quiet? ]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Thank you for the reminder, young man.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: "Young man, you are really too kind to me. I am just a commoner, so I don't know what a hero or a beauty is. However, it is a blessing to have met you."
Li: [Get lost!]
Li: [[Transfer: 20000]]
Li: [Get away and don’t let me see you again!]
After Si Qian received the money with satisfaction, she stopped harassing Li Chuanze.
Li Chuanze, who had been tortured by Si Qian to the point of going crazy, cursed all of Si Qian's ancestors in his heart.
Li Chuanze's follow-up teacher arrived at Li's house in advance, and the audience could only look at Si Qian's camera position to infer what happened.
Who taught her to speak like that?
[I laughed so hard that I lost a Jiang Ziya.]
I just glanced at Mr. Si's screen, and it felt like I was punched in the eye.
[Boss Pei is here to pick up your crazy girlfriend.]
【I died laughing.】
The filming teacher had never seen such a scene before. He was speechless for a long time before he spoke carefully: "Teacher Si, what are you doing...?"
Si Qian: "Learn the art of speaking."
As she spoke, she opened a teaching video, the volume was neither too loud nor too soft, just loud enough for everyone to hear clearly -
[Change these catchphrases, and your classical style will become stronger and stronger. For example, change "I know" to "Thank you for the reminder, young man", "I can't" to "I'm not talented", and "I'm sorry" to "Don't blame me, sir". If you have learned them, use them quickly!]
After listening to this, netizens fell silent.
bur?
What's her mental state?
#Whose crazy girlfriend came to claim her
#SiQian's beautiful mental state
#Change your catchphrase and let your ancient style become more and more rich
#Renaissance
After returning home with the filming teacher, Si Qian began to pack up.
The filming teacher who had already witnessed Si Qian's house decoration before now became much calmer when he saw the coffin placed in the center.
Hearing the noise, Pei Li walked out of Si Qian's house next door and pushed the door open, holding a thermos bag in his hand.
"Mr. Krabs, what were you doing? I sent you a message and you didn't reply. I ordered three-tenths of sugar for my milk tea. Is that okay with you?"
Si Qian, who was packing her luggage, looked up at the sound and immediately opened her arms to hug him with great joy: "Brother Pei, since the scenery is so beautiful today, why don't we have a drink and enjoy this beautiful scenery together?"
Pei Li was stunned when he heard Si Qian's crazy remarks. After he came to his senses, he curled his lips and chuckled, then raised his hand and bowed to her.
"What are you doing, young lady? Why don't you reply to my message? It seems I was too rude and disturbed her good mood."
【? ? 】
[Boss Pei, you...]
[This is how I’ll escape blind dates from now on!]
【Ancient style boyfriend, I am mysterious and she loves me!】
Seeing that the other party was getting stronger, Si Qian also raised her hand to wipe away her tears: "Young Master, you and I are not meant to be together. I am addicted to it. I know that I don't mean to offend you. I also know that emotions are uncontrollable, but I just want to be by your side forever. Isn't that a bit too greedy..."
Pei Li: "I am not talented enough to win your favor. My heart is as cold as a stone on a rainy night. All my love and admiration is for you alone."
I understand all of this. I've experienced your suffering, too. But the world is unpredictable. Ultimately, our love is deep but our fate is shallow. We won't be able to grow old together. I hope you'll find a good partner in the future. Please give me your heart, not others. I wish you peace, happiness, and a smooth life. We won't have to meet again.
[I am not talented enough to know your feelings before, but now my heart is still with you. How dare I ruin your future? I am honored to meet you. I hope you will find a beautiful woman and find another one. Please forgive me for disturbing you.]
[The black workshop uses very strong materials [thumbs up]]
[Everyone who's going crazy on the barrage will be dragged away and beaten to death!]
Looking at the chaotic barrage of comments, Director Zheng covered his heart and took a deep breath before calming himself down.
With red eyes and clenched fists, he said to Director Wu: "Tell them that if they go crazy again, I will... then..."
When the words came to his lips, Director Zheng talked for a long time without coming up with any conclusion, and finally gave up.
"I'll just... forget it!"
Director Wu said with a playful smile: "Yougan, you are worse than me!"
Director Zheng's murderous eyes shot towards him like an X-ray laser, as if to pierce him through.
"Get lost! If you keep pushing me, I'll dock your salary!"
When Director Wu heard that his salary would be deducted, he immediately muted his microphone.
whispering sound!
I'll use this to threaten people!
After leaving the office, Director Wu wiped away his sad tears.
The hardest part for an ox or a horse is probably being scolded by their superiors. When the words are on the tip of their tongue, they have to swallow them down, and do this to feel full every day.
He lives on this kind of humiliation.
…
After packing up, everyone started to head to the airport to meet up.
Si Qian and Pei Li walked in together. As soon as they entered, they found that there were a lot of people gathered in the hall, and it was noisy and noisy.
There were several security guards not far away trying to squeeze in.
"Let's make way, let's make way!"
"Everyone, stand back!"
At first Si Qian thought it was fans coming to see her off at the airport, until she vaguely heard someone calling the emergency number and realized that something must have happened.
"What are you doing up ahead?"
Si Qian tugged at his mask, pulled Pei Li over, and curiously stood outside the crowd, peeking inside.
After so many years, she still can't change her habit of joining in the fun.
Si Qian randomly tapped a passerby next to him and asked, "Excuse me, what's going on up ahead?"
Passersby excitedly took up their phones to record videos: "The man cheated on his wife and took her property to elope with his mistress. The wife chased him to the airport and cut off his genitals!"
Si Qian was immediately excited when he heard this: "Holy crap! Is this true?"
“It’s real!”
[Please squeeze forward, teacher! I want to see the fun!]
[The live broadcast is paused. I want to watch the adultery!]
Si Qian was also very fond of netizens. She used her head to push away the crowd of onlookers and pulled Pei Li and the teacher who was filming him to the front.
[Teacher Si has this much perseverance, he can even eat shit while it's still hot.]
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