Chapter 272: Those in the field are field mice, those at home are family members



Chapter 272: Those in the field are field mice, those at home are family members

Late at night, a scream erupted from the dilapidated mud house.

“Aa ...

"Rat! Rat!"

"There's a rat!"

Sheng Chi screamed like someone's kettle was boiling, and then he jumped up on the spot and started screaming.

The others were also startled awake by the shout.

When they heard there was a mouse, they didn't bother to scold Sheng Chi for being sick in the middle of the night. They all got up from the ground and looked around for the mouse and started to hide.

Only Si Qian was stunned for three seconds when he saw the mouse. Then his eyes flashed green, and he laughed strangely "geigeigei" and rushed towards the mouse that was scared away by the noise.

She opened her bloody mouth (bushi), looked at the mouse, and licked her lips.

"It's time to eat meat!"

So, the next scene became a group of people shivering and huddled together.

Teacher Yang and Pei Li went to plug the hole under the door, while Si Qian chased the mouse around the house alone.

She smiled evilly, her narrow eyes slightly narrowed as she stared at the frightened mouse, and picked up the big stone next to her.

Pah!

Rat~

Dead!

Holding the rat cake in his hand, Si Qian was like a butcher returning from hunting in the forest, showing everyone the fruits of his victory with a triumphant smile.

"Give everyone a snack tomorrow!"

The other guests were so shocked that they almost fainted on the spot.

Sheng Chi collapsed on the spot and lay in the corner, retching uncontrollably.

Lu Yao's face turned pale: "Teacher Si...don't grab it with your hands...there are bacteria!"

Liu Ye couldn't believe it: "Are we really going to eat rats?"

The kind-hearted teacher Yang explained: "This is not a mouse, it is a vole, and it is edible."

The vole in Si Qian's hand weighed about two or three pounds. At first glance, it looked very similar to a mouse, but a closer look revealed the difference.

But the people present had never seen it, let alone eaten it, so they naturally mistook it for a mouse.

Li Chuanze stared at the dead mouse in Si Qian's hand with fear: "How do you tell the difference between a field mouse and a house mouse?"

Si Qian thought about it and spoke nonsense seriously.

"In the field they are voles, at home they are family members."

After saying that, she found a stone in the light of the fire and started to boil water to simply deal with the field mouse. Then she washed her hands and went to bed, planning to roast it and eat it the next morning.

After the farce was over, everyone was very sleepy. After blocking the gap in the door with something, they lay down and fell asleep again.

In the second half of the night, everyone couldn't sleep well.

Especially Sheng Chi, he slept with his eyes open.

After all this hassle at night, there was no doubt that everyone overslept the next morning and didn't even know when the live broadcast would start.

[Are you still not getting up? Sleepy little kitties, I miss you!]

[Why aren't you getting up yet? Don't you like getting up?]

Good morning, my little darlings (0.8 pitch-down, extremely gentle version)

Good morning. (This single word reveals a hint of aloofness and nonchalant composure, perfectly complementing my uninhibited personality. The ending is polite yet distant, appropriately showcasing my noble and elegant temperament.)

【Resurrection, my love!】

Director Zheng, why don't you go wake them up? Why are they still sleeping at this hour?

Because no one came to call us, we didn't get up until after nine o'clock.

As soon as Sheng Chi opened his eyes, he saw a skinned and drained field mouse hanging on the wall directly opposite him, and he almost fainted again.

Scenes of catching mice in the early morning emerged in my mind, and my stomach began to churn.

He ran out and vomited out all the leaves he had eaten yesterday.

When he came back, Si Qian was already sitting in front of the fire roasting field mice.

Others still kept their distance from her.

Mu Weiyue, who was extremely hungry, said, "Teacher Si, can I really eat this?"

The field mouse on the fire was roasting with a sizzling sound, and the room was instantly filled with the aroma of meat. Her stomach also growled twice.

As he spoke, Si Qian blew it cool and broke off a piece of meat and handed it to her.

"Try it?"

Mu Weiyue was quite receptive. She took it carefully and thanked her. Then she tentatively tore off a little and put it in her mouth and chewed it twice.

No taste.

It tastes like white meat, but it's not fishy or has any peculiar smell.

Others swallowed their saliva, but they still couldn't get over this psychological barrier.

Si Qian gave some to Teacher Yang and Pei Li, and the three of them squatted there and started to eat.

Like a savage.

Where did the vole come from? Did Director Zheng feed the guests last night?

Someone might have crushed a Jerry to death while sleeping, and Teacher Si brought it up for everyone to enjoy.

[Rat, it’s time to wash.]

[Has the house mouse been notified?]

Seeing that Mu Weiyue had finished eating, Chi Ye was a little curious about what the field mouse tasted like, so he took the initiative to ask for some.

She chewed and chewed, but found it tasteless.

"It would be nice if there was a little salt."

Si Qian also agreed: "A little more cumin would make it perfect."

Mu Weiyue: "I think it should be less Orleans marinade."

Next, more people joined Si Qian's rat-eating army.

Even though there were still a few strong guys who refused to eat it, Si Qian had no choice. He couldn't force them to eat it, so he pretended to be regretful and shared the field mice with others.

Li Chuanze firmly believed that as long as they didn't eat anything, the program team would definitely deliver food.

However, they were wrong.

This time, Director Zheng was determined to make the guests suffer, and he hasn't even shown up since the recording of the show started yesterday.

Next, everyone continued to reinforce the house and went out to find water and food.

At this time of year, there is really not much food in the wilderness outside.

Apart from the leaves and bark that even cows can't chew, even wild vegetables are difficult to dig.

Si Qian remembered what Mu Weiyue had said about a small river nearby, so he said to Teacher Yang and Pei Li, "Let's look for rotten wood near the water source."

Pei Li was puzzled: "Why are you looking for rotten wood?"

Si Qian smiled broadly, but the words he spoke were so shocking that it made people's bodies tremble.

"Of course, I'll try some maggots."

【???】

【The guests really suffered following you.】

[You greedy girl, why do you eat everything? 】

[Teacher Si, please don't eat the guests too.]

【The program crew is playing with reality. 】

Of course, before Si Qian’s crazy idea could be realized, he was interrupted by Teacher Yang Wei.

There were earthworms in the soil near the stream, and he dug some out.

The three of them were lucky today and found some wild vegetables in the mountains.

I have to say that it is really difficult to find food in the mountains in winter.

Even near the water source there is little to eat.

After the three of them returned, Si Qian caught a glimpse of a gecko lying on the wall. Just as she was about to catch it to taste it, Pei Li saw through her thoughts and pulled the eager Si Qian back.

Then, he secretly stuffed a few peanuts into Si Qian's hand that he had not finished eating at the KTV two days ago and put into his pocket.

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