Chapter 273 Give me some money you don’t know how to use, thank you
For the next two days, the guests lived a life of hunger.
Everyone eats either grasshoppers or spiders, and occasionally some earthworms to supplement their meal, and life is quite comfortable.
From the bright and glamorous first day to the dusty and dusty at noon on the third day, everyone adapted quickly.
Especially Si Qian, who looked like a savage who was released directly into nature, and the only thing missing was to hunt for a grass skirt for herself.
The stubborn guys, led by Li Chuanze, hadn't eaten for three days and were visibly exhausted.
Until that afternoon, the hungry Fu Xiao caught a vole while looking for firewood, and excitedly took it to Si Qian to ask her for a snack.
He hadn't eaten for three days and looked like a refugee. Even his voice was weak.
Si Qian just glanced at his vole and pointed it out mercilessly.
"You're a rat."
With just one word, Fu Xiao fell to the ground.
He couldn't help but wonder what the meaning of life was.
Seeing that he was pitiful, Si Qian pointed out a clear way forward.
"We can also cook some grass roots and tree leaves to eat."
It has no taste and is hard to chew.
[Teacher Si is not suitable to be an entertainer, but is more suitable to be a savage.]
Is this correct?
[It's clear that Director Zheng really hasn't provided any help to the guests these past few days.]
How do you know?
[Because Mr. Si’s hair is oily enough to cook.]
【Politeness: Are you Mr. Si? 】
[Just a fan, if I don't understand, is this a wilderness survival film? ]
Li Chuanze, who originally had mysophobia, lost his temper after sleeping on the floor for two nights.
On the third night, after eating the grass root soup as usual, the sky was gloomy and it looked like it was going to rain.
But this made things convenient for Si Qian. She found an ant pond and caught a lot of them, and made some iron plate ants for everyone to try.
Although this way of eating is a bit shady, it tastes like charcoal grilling when you put it in your mouth.
Because it has become mushy, apart from the bitterness, there is only a little sourness that cannot be tasted.
It was drizzling outside, and ten people were sitting around the fire in the house.
Si Qian swung his iron plate ant and iron plate earthworm upwards.
"Eat whatever you want, you're welcome."
Everyone: "..."
Is this a matter of being polite or not?
"A real man must poop like an arrow and eat like lightning!"
After she finished speaking, seeing that no one dared to move for a long time, she grabbed a handful and put it directly into Pei Li's hands, signaling him to set an example: "Eat!"
Pei Li had become accustomed to Si Qian feeding him all kinds of strange insects over the past two days, and he felt that the ants had become much more normal.
"Thank you, Mr. Krabs."
Seeing him eat it, Si Qian finally revealed a satisfied smile.
That's right.
[Boss Pei, is this a test of your obedience before you ask Teacher Si to marry you?]
[If nothing else, he's quite obedient to his wife [thumbs-up]]
If Director Zheng doesn't come out soon, the guests will all be able to learn to hunt on their own in a couple of days.
[Confirmed, it's not a show, there are swallowing scenes.]
While everyone was warming themselves by the fire, Teacher Yang Wei was holding his cell phone and sending messages to someone unknown.
The man frowned, pushed his cheeks together, and clenched his fists, as if he was struggling with something.
Si Qian was holding a fire poker and stirring the firewood in the fire.
She casually asked, "What is Teacher Yang doing?"
Teacher Yang: "Looking at something."
Si Qian nodded thoughtfully: "Ask me if there are any words you don't understand."
Teacher Yang: “?”
【If you have money you don’t know how to use, please give it to me. Thank you.】
[I can’t think of an answer in my entire life.]
[The little girl who laughed at me looked like Genghis Khan.]
【Quickly wipe it with Lü Bu. 】
[I really envy you people who have so many memes [tears]]
Teacher Yang Wei raised his head and wanted to say something, but he stopped himself.
Si Qian noticed his hesitation and asked, "Teacher Yang, what do you want to say?"
After much hesitation, Teacher Yang finally pushed his chat page to the middle and wanted everyone to give him advice.
"This is my goddess. Can you help me analyze whether I have any hope of finding a partner this year?"
Ten heads gathered together in front of him.
There were only a few short sentences on the chat page.
March 12, 20x0, 4:12 PM
I don't care for my stomach: [I really like you for a long time, can you be my girlfriend? ]
Goddess: [Sorry, I have a boyfriend.]
Goddess: [He has cancer, I want to stay with him for a few more years. ]
I don't care for my stomach: [Sorry, I don't know.]
March 12, 20x1, 4:10 PM
I don't take care of my stomach: [Is he dead now? ]
March 12, 20x2, 3:59 PM
I don't take care of my stomach: [Is he dead? ]
March 12, 20x3, 3:46 PM
I don't care about my stomach: [Isn't he dead yet? ]
March 12, 20x4, 3:30 PM
I don't take care of my stomach: [Is he dead?]
Goddess: [You don’t want him to live even for a minute? ]
After reading the chat records, Teacher Yang Wei asked for everyone's opinions.
"Do you think I should take the initiative?"
Everyone: "..."
The refusal is so obvious, do you still need to ask?
Is he dead or not?
[The atmosphere is so tense, he has to die.]
[It's not pure love, I just like gossip. ]
[Dude, she just doesn't like you.]
As a fellow wanderer in this world, Dao Xuemian spoke up.
"There are many beautiful flowers in the world, so why should you be obsessed with just one flower?"
Teacher Yang Wei's last bit of dignity was shattered, and he covered his face and cried. The eight-foot tall man cried like a child at this moment.
After crying, he looked for the reason in himself: "Is it because I'm not handsome?"
He has been called impotent since he was a child, so he worked out hard, insisted on working out every day without shaving, and even developed a body full of tendons, all for the purpose of looking like a max boyfriend and making people ignore his shameful name.
Everyone looked at his big body like King Kong and the beard beside his cheeks, not knowing what to say.
Lu Yao sincerely offered his suggestion: "Teacher Yang, why don't you try changing your image first?"
"But I think I'm handsome."
Teacher Yang thought he was really handsome, so he took out his old class graduation photo and showed it to everyone: "This was taken six years ago when I was a junior. Everyone, please give your opinions and don't be too sensitive."
Just as he was about to point out which one was himself, Si Qian spoke.
"ugly."
Just one short word, it touches people's heart.
Teacher Yang was shocked: "Do you know which one is me? I am..."
“All of them are ugly.”
Start from zero frame.
Teacher Yang seemed to have lost all his strength and means.
[If I tell you, you'll be unhappy. If I don't tell you, you'll have to ask.]
[The smile won't disappear, it will just transfer to my face hahahaha. ]
【Really sharp review.】
I knew Mr. Si was a straight talker, but I didn't expect him to be this blunt.
Sheng Chi wanted to show off in front of the camera, so he took the initiative to defend Teacher Yang.
"Si Qian, do you know how to speak?"
"You're uglier."
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