Chapter 274: Your humble servant, Guaerjia, pays homage to Her Majesty the Queen



Chapter 274: Your humble servant, Guaerjia, pays homage to Her Majesty the Queen

"Ugly."

Si Qian shot everyone indiscriminately.

Sheng Chi gritted his teeth in anger and began to attack her appearance: "You think you are good-looking?"

Si Qian just raised his eyelids slightly: "I'm ugly too."

【Close to the face and open wide.】

[When Teacher Si gets angry, he even scolds himself. Sheng Chi, you are still too young.]

You are temporarily unable to select the target.

[I understand this. This is called emergency hedging.]

It rained outside for a whole day and night.

Fortunately, we had already stored enough water for ten people the day before, so it should be no problem if we drink it sparingly.

The people who hadn't taken a bath for three days reached out to catch a handful of rainwater under the eaves, rubbed their faces with it, and went in to warm themselves by the fire.

At this time, a voice came from not far away.

Si Qian was holding something in her arms, and she ran and shouted like a concubine who had gone mad in the cold palace.

"Empress~Empress~"

"Your humble servant, Guarjia!"

"Seeking an audience with Her Majesty the Queen~"

The heavy rain pattered against her body, her hair stuck to her temples in clumps, and mixed with her crying, she looked very miserable.

Then she slid and fell to her knees at the door with a "whoosh".

Still on his knees.

She stared at the others in the room.

Si Qian reacted quickly and wished everyone a happy new year.

"Give me the red envelope for your prosperity!"

【Drag him away and he will commit suicide!】

【Take off your shoes. Guarjia ran barefoot.】

What kind of mental state is this?

【Since I got the mental illness, my mental state has actually improved a lot.】

【Those with low urination points can’t watch it. 】

[Ulalala: Cut your hair, close the door! ]

Just as he finished shouting, Pei Li, who was also like a refugee, rushed in from behind and slammed the wooden door shut.

Just when everyone was confused, Si Qian poured out everything in his arms.

Mu Weiyue was closest to him, and only then could she see clearly that what was in Si Qian's arms were instant noodles and various spicy snacks.

She screamed: "Ah?!"

“Oh my god!”

"Where did all this come from?"

“Food! Real food!!”

Pei Li also took out the snacks from his arms.

It’s still snacks like instant noodles and biscuits.

Just as Si Qian was about to speak, the door outside was slammed loudly.

"Teacher Si, you are breaking the rules!"

Director Zheng's fat body kept hitting the flimsy wooden door outside, and the broken door was shaking.

"Teacher Si and Teacher Pei, you two can't do this!!!"

Director Zheng, who was standing at the door, was as angry as a big bull in heat, and kept banging on the door.

When he wasn't paying attention, these two people came in like bandits entering a village and looted all the food in the RV.

Seeing that everyone was still stunned, Si Qian couldn't help but yell, "Why are you standing there? Come over here and block the door and eat quickly!"

The guests, who had been hungry for nearly four days, pounced on the junk food that they had never touched before like wild beasts, stuffing it into their mouths like starving ghosts.

Si Qian tore open a bag of spicy strips and poured them directly into his mouth.

The guests, who had been eating insects and leaves for several days, now turned into ferocious hungry wolves and began to devour the food.

A group of people ate in the house without any manners.

Teacher Yang blocked the door and said, "Isn't this a bad idea?"

But his body was honest and he picked up a bag of instant noodles and started eating.

That’s the taste!

Xuan~

A passerby accidentally walked into the live broadcast room and was frightened by the guest's bloody mouth:

[The Megalodon has started filming? ]

Of course, there are also fans watching the fun of their brothers and sisters.

[When Qianzi talks, he is more business-like, and when he eats, he is more athletic.]

[People who have been hungry for a long time in the past will indeed eat like this. ]

[You really made me cry, risking being beaten to grab food for everyone.]

【Everyone looks like they have a hard life.】

If it weren't for the live broadcast, I would have thought I was watching it at double speed.

The guests, who were originally as listless as eggplants hit by frost, regained their vitality after eating.

Several male guests leaned their backs against the door, their hands constantly opening food packaging.

As long as you don't eat spiders, grasshoppers and insects, don't even think about hitting the door.

Let them die!

#Dating variety show where all the members are starving and reincarnated as ghosts?

#Teacher Si, you are my God!

#Megalodon has started filming?

#Love Variety Show Guest: I need food

Director Zheng, who was standing at the door for a long time, was tired and decided to stop and take a rest.

The guests inside had been busy and anxious, and were now exhausted.

Si Qian realized belatedly that his mouth was dry, so he scooped up some raw water and gulped it down.

We didn't eat much in the past few days, and the consequence of overeating today was that everyone was vomiting violently due to gastrointestinal discomfort in the evening.

The satisfaction gained from eating food was reflected on everyone's pale faces.

Nothing is more important than a hungry ghost being well fed.

I finally made it to the fifth day.

All ten people were lying half-dead in the room, and no one moved.

If it weren't for the sound of everyone breathing, it would be no different from being dead.

Pei Li lying quietly.jpg

"Mr. Krabs..."

"Um?"

The two of them were lying on the board together at the moment.

Pei Li moved closer to Si Qian.

"I'm a little cold."

As soon as he finished speaking, a coat was directly covered on him.

"Don't be cold."

【Talent!】

Discharged from hospital!

[Si Qian, I hate you for being a piece of wood!]

[Boss Pei wanted to make you care about him by pretending to be miserable, but you ended up being cold even after wearing a piece of clothing.]

[Boss Pei felt a chill in his heart at this moment.]

The rain has not let up at all and has been falling for two days and one night.

The program team was determined to make the guests self-reliant. Not only did they not provide any supplies, they were reluctant to even give them a blanket.

The dry firewood stored in the house had almost burned out. At night, the indoor temperature began to drop sharply, and the firewood was wet due to the rain outside.

This time, God really wants them to die.

A group of people were shivering with cold.

As a professional explorer, Mr. Yang Wei offered advice: "The most urgent thing now is to exercise so as not to suffer from hypothermia."

Everyone understood this when they heard it.

Then, all the guests went crazy.

Late at night in the mountains, Si Qian took the lead in singing a song to warm up.

"I am beautiful, beautiful, beautiful~"

"I'm drunk, drunk, drunk~"

"You are the most beautiful rose in my life~"

"I am beautiful, beautiful, beautiful~"

"I'm drunk, drunk, drunk~"

[Teacher Si, please don't attract ghosts here later.]

【When put together, it means: I am intoxicated by the beauty. 】

【I feel like this song has been used by me since I was a child. 】

【Those who have heard this song should have become old ladies. 】

【Hao Ting↑】

【Teacher Si’s age remains a mystery.】

No matter what others say, Si Qian has already started dancing square dance.

I have to say that the effect is quite good. My body warmed up in no time.

It's this dance, a little... um...

It's disgusting to look at.

It's hard to connect Mr. Si's face with the woman dancing obscenely before me.

[Teacher Si, if you have fleas, go take a shower.]

[As expected of the Chinese people, they are strong-willed!]

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