Chapter 336 What a romantic confession - You are my dish
On the fourth day of the countdown to the finale, Director Zheng organized a self-driving tour.
"Our first stop is the Aquarium, one of the top 3 dating destinations in Beijing!"
Because there were too many people, the program team split into two groups.
Veteran fisherman Mu Weiyue volunteered to be the driver and lead the way for everyone.
A flashy pink car drove steadily onto the road.
Si Qian sat in the passenger seat, navigating for Mu Weiyue, with Li Chuanze and Pei Li behind him separated by the Milky Way.
You can also open a Zhengxin Chicken Steak and Mixue Ice City in the middle.
Director Zheng couldn't bear it anymore, so the huge monster sat between the two of them, separating them like a wall of flesh.
The already cramped back seat becomes even more cramped.
[Is it necessary to draw the line between these two people so clearly?]
The words "Don't get close to me" were practically written on the faces of both President Pei and President Li.
[If nothing else, these two are quite pleasing to the eye when sitting together. They're both equally handsome.]
[Director Zheng sits between them, and his appearance has also improved dramatically, like that celebrity banquet...]
【Leather Feast.】
That would be very bad.
Director Zheng, who was sitting in the middle, glanced at the barrage and pulled up his black mask, trying to disguise himself as a sad internet idol.
It turned out that the mask was too small and left a mark on my face after wearing it for ten minutes.
Si Qian saw Director Zheng in the rearview mirror and turned back in surprise.
"Yo, you're wearing pants on your face?"
Director Zheng: “…”
Shrimp and pork heart.
Director Zheng angrily shouted the slogan he had shouted from last year to this year but which had no binding effect:
“I want to lose weight!”
“I want to lose weight!”
There is no difference between Director Zheng’s “I want to lose weight” and “I’m farting”.
Just listen to it.
Si Qian couldn't help but let out a mocking snort of laughter.
The fragile and sensitive Director Zheng noticed it immediately, and his already small and blind eyes narrowed dangerously without a single slit.
"Are you doubting me?!"
"You eat as much in one meal as Director Wu eats in two days. What do you think?" Si Qian said mercilessly.
"Don't talk nonsense!!!"
Who is talking nonsense?
Si Qian sneered and found the photos of Director Wu secretly taking photos of Director Zheng eating in the group. He flipped through them one by one in front of the camera, introducing Director Zheng's luxurious meals.
"Half-cooked bus, Snow Beauty Ancestor, Chive House, Preserved Vegetable Pork, Pancake Master, Guanjiang Bun, Paofu..."
Every photo shows Director Zheng eating with his bloody mouth wide open.
This isn't a high-calorie bomb anymore.
This is a high-calorie atomic bomb.
[Director Zheng, does your intermittent fasting mean gently biting off food?]
【After eating one bite, you should start from the primitive age, right? 】
There's a reason why Director Zheng is so fat.
【《Giving Up Meals》】
Director Zheng was so hot that he felt like his head was steaming after seeing the photos.
At this moment, he looks like the red warm pig emoticon.
Director Zheng set a goal for himself.
"I'm going to be as thin as a bolt of lightning before summer!"
Pei Li just glanced over casually, kindly offering some scientific advice.
"The average width of a lightning bolt is five meters."
“…”
Director Zheng was speechless. He touched the back of his ear and looked left and right, up and down awkwardly.
It would be fine if I didn't look, but when I did, I saw a black car behind me that was eager to overtake me.
Director Zheng reminded Mu Weiyue for the guests' safety: "There's someone overtaking from behind!"
When Mu Weiyue heard this, she immediately followed the car in front of her, leaving no space between them.
Seeing this, the black car behind honked its horn twice to vent its anger.
After passing the traffic light, the black car followed their car not too far away.
Perhaps because there was no surveillance around, the black car suddenly accelerated and rushed forward to cut in maliciously.
Mu Weiyue had to slow down for safety: "What's going on? It feels like everyone is overtaking me today."
And this isn't the first time.
The black car caught up with them and drove side by side. The man in the passenger seat rolled down the window and whistled into the car, shouting obscenely with a lewd smile on his face.
"Beauty~"
Si Qian also blew a rogue whistle and raised his middle finger at the opposite side.
"Idiot~"
Even after cursing back, netizens were still very angry.
The black car followed beside them, and Si Qian simply pointed to a place not far away and said: "Please stop the car at the gas station ahead!"
"OK!"
Realizing that these people did it on purpose, Mu Weiyue nodded and drove the car directly into the gas station.
After getting off the car, Si Qian turned and went to the small shop next to the gas station.
When she came back again, she had a few more pieces of paper in her hands.
She stuck the papers in her hand on the back of the car and said to Mu Weiyue, "I'll drive later!"
Director Zheng was curious about what she had stuck on the back of the car, so he leaned over to take a look.
It said: Coach is still in hospital.
On the left side it says: I failed the third test three times.
On the right side it says: I’m not yet proficient in reversing.
It says below: Your fate is in my own hands.
All fonts are red and bold, so they can be seen even from a long distance and are very eye-catching.
Director Zheng: “…”
[This is much more effective than posting an internship.]
【What a road killer. 】
Teacher Si is still too comprehensive.
Next time you get on the road, don’t worry about someone cutting you off maliciously.
All the cars behind them stayed away from them.
The two cars arrived at the aquarium smoothly.
Director Wu was very excited: "I heard there will be a mermaid show today!"
Chi Ye grinned and rubbed his hands: "I heard that the actress who plays the mermaid is very beautiful, and she is also mixed-race!"
Hearing her say this, everyone's mouths twitched.
Inside the underwater tunnel, all you see is a deep blue.
The mermaid actor wearing a fish tail interacts with tourists one by one through the glass underwater.
The male guest captured the moment when the female guest and the mermaid interacted, and the picture was harmonious and warm.
When it was Chi Ye's turn, she quickly took out a bag of pickled fish seasoning from behind her back and made a heart shape with her hands to the mermaid.
The mermaid inside looks very confused.
[What a romantic confession—You are my type.]
[Don’t watch live broadcasts if you’re in love!]
[Sister Chi, who taught you to express your feelings like this? ]
After interacting with the mermaid, everyone went to see the Arctic wolves.
Fu Xiao teased it through the glass door: "Suck, suck, suck~"
There was no response after interacting for a long time.
"Why is there no movement?"
Si Qian squatted down and imitated Fu Xiao: "Suck suck suck~"
Fu Xiao thought she was mocking him, and turned around and glared at Si Qian angrily: "Are you crazy?!"
Si Qian, who was teasing the Arctic wolf, looked back at him in confusion.
What's wrong with this guy?
At this time, Pei Li, who was taking photos of Si Qian, came over.
He looked at Fu Xiao meaningfully: "She was crying wolf, not you."
Si Qian understood what he meant immediately: "Hahahahahaha, you're still the best!"
Fu Xiao realized that he was being scolded and wanted to speak, but in the end he swallowed his anger.
Li Chuanze noticed something and frowned like a classic domineering boss.
"Why is this wolf so dog-like?"
[Dog: No, I didn't know. They said they would issue me an internship certificate, so I came.]
…
After visiting the Arctic dogs, Si Qian and Pei Li went to see the manta rays during their free time.
"Where's the fish?"
After arriving at the location, Si Qian didn't see any manta rays. The staff next to him pointed inside and said, "There it is!"
"Where?"
Si Qian rubbed his eyes, thinking that he didn't see clearly, so he moved closer.
But there were only a few sharks whose names I couldn't tell.
She suspected it was false advertising.
Staff: "It's in the stomachs of those sharks."
"ah?"
Staff: "You are too late. The manta ray has just been eaten."
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