Chapter 337 Were the thirteen members of the Qi family poisoned to death by you?
A colleague ate a colleague.
Is manta ray the universal currency of the ocean?
【A joke from hell.】
Si Qian and Pei Li, who didn't see the manta ray, went to see the giant salamander.
Honestly, it's kind of ugly.
Not as cute as the manta ray.
…
When we came out of the aquarium, it was just lunchtime.
There is a small stall outside selling sauce-flavored cakes, and the fragrance spreads from ten miles away.
Si Qian immediately decided to buy some to feed the two of them.
She pulled Pei Li over and looked at the large piece of crispy and fragrant pancake on the chopping board, making her very greedy.
Si Qian: "Hey..."
Clang clang clang clang——!
Boss: “Six bucks!”
With a flick of the knife, the cake was cut and handed over.
The whole process takes less than three seconds.
“……?”
Si Qian didn't take the boss's offer and opened his mouth into an O shape.
"Boss...I don't want chopped green onions."
This is too fast.
She hadn't even finished her words.
The boss explained: "No chopped green onions, no chopped green onions!"
Si Qian: “I just saw it all!”
Boss: "Ouch, all the chopped green onions are gone!"
“…”
[Boss: The only martial arts that cannot be defeated is speed.]
[Is this a rental and you’re in a hurry to return it? 】
[Qianzi: 耂. Boss: Six!]
[Are you from the same family as that guy from Hu La Tang? ]
【If you are slow, you will miss out.】
[Assuming Qianzi is not picky about food, why doesn't she want chopped green onions?]
[Answer: Mr. Pei doesn't eat chopped green onions.]
After buying a small portion of pancakes, the two of them squatted on the roadside and took a few bites.
Pei Li: "Do we really have to squat here to eat?"
Si Qian: "You don't understand, it tastes better when you eat while squatting."
I always feel a little embarrassed when eating while standing because I am the center of attention.
I bought a small portion and finished it in just two bites.
Si Qian looked at him expectantly: "Are you still hungry?"
Pei Li felt a little nauseous: "I'm full."
Si Qian, who was not full, said: "..."
Fortunately, Director Zheng informed them that a restaurant had been booked, otherwise Si Qian would probably have made some instant noodles for herself off-camera.
Director Zheng was rarely generous and booked a hotel with an average price of over 2,000 yuan per person as soon as he said so.
Si Qian sat down and teased: "Old Zheng, have you made a fortune?"
Director Zheng avoided the camera and explained in a low voice: "It's not like he's going to get rich, but guess how much Guan Zhou sold last time?"
Si Qian became interested and tentatively gave a number: "Twenty million?"
She remembered that the platform sold more than 10 million yuan worth of peripheral products related to a popular variety show.
So her guess of 20 million is reasonable.
Director Zheng shook his head and gestured with his hand.
"80 million sold in one week!"
"Holy crap! So many!?"
Si Qian was truly shocked by the purchasing power of fans.
Eighty million!
This head... this krypton gold ability...
What a concept, the top among the top variety shows!
It's only been a week, and the average daily number is over 10 million.
The total investment in the platform's current idol drama S+ may not even reach 80 million.
No wonder people say that money can be made quickly in the entertainment industry.
It's really a case of drought killing people and flood killing people.
Director Zheng leisurely poured himself a glass of wine and said, "Don't underestimate my strength!"
Si Qian: "?"
What strengths does he have?
Forget it, old people like to reminisce about the past at the dinner table.
After everyone arrived, Director Zheng was already a little drunk.
He is the one who has a strong addiction to food.
You clearly can't drink it, but you still try to show off.
He stood up from the dining table, picked up a bottle of white wine and took two gulps.
Bang!
Director Zheng slammed his chopsticks on the table like a gavel, showing his official authority.
Si Qian also cooperated by picking up the chopsticks and knocking on the table, imitating the court session.
Pei Li also started knocking along with her.
"mighty--"
"mighty--"
Director Zheng was satisfied. He snatched the bowl from Director Wu next to him and slammed it hard on the table.
"Come and have a few words to say to make me happy today!"
The guests looked at each other in confusion.
Director Zheng, with flushed cheeks, looked quite drunk and his speech was incoherent.
"I'll be frank, I'm speaking from the heart. We've been together for so many days, I'm speaking frankly, what's the point? We're gathered here today, and I'm going to say something unpleasant. Today, we're not gathered here, so I'm going to say something very simple and straightforward..."
Director Zheng slid his fingers over each person in turn: "You...she...him...me too!"
A nameless evil fire rose in everyone's heart.
Is he possessed?
Director Zheng continued to chatter: "To be frank, it's only been a few days. I'm not one to talk nonsense!"
[I thought it was my grandfather talking in his sleep.]
[Can we kill the New Year pig in advance? ]
After two cups of horse urine, Director Zheng lost all sense of his own limitations.
Director Wu was very upset and asked the waiter if he had any hangover medicine.
The waiter asked his colleague for two pills and brought them over.
Director Wu went up and grabbed Director Zheng's lips and stuffed them down. Director Zheng choked and rolled his eyes.
In the end, Si Qian couldn't bear it anymore and took the pills, dissolved them in water, and forced Director Zheng to drink them.
Pei Li was shocked. "Did you poison the thirteen members of the Qi family to death?"
Director Zheng is also a stubborn person. He vomited out half of the medicine he drank.
Director Wu: "What should I do if I can't feed it in..."
Si Qian: "Then try feeding him with another mouth."
Director Wu felt very tired as he was holding down a struggling pig.
"Change your mouth?"
The knowledgeable and talented Master Si used his clever little brain.
"Perhaps… have you ever heard of rectal medication?"
“…”
“…”
The originally bustling private room became eerily quiet.
Director Wu stammered, "Rectum?"
This question is beyond the understanding of straight men.
Si Qian's science: "For colon suppositories, you only need half the normal dose. The remaining half cup of medicine can be directly inserted into his buttocks."
Director Wu looked at Director Zheng, who looked like a dead pig, and asked again: "Will hangover medicine work?"
Si Qian shrugged and spread his hands: "I don't know, you'll know if you try."
Director Wu was trembling with fear: "What if something goes wrong?"
Si Qian stroked his chin and thought: "Then he can retire early."
Director Wu muttered quietly: "He's already dead and he's still quitting the entertainment industry..."
Si Qian: "Retreat from the biosphere."
【Every word you say is beyond my expectation.】
Rectal administration?
Elder abuse is prohibited.
[Why does Director Wu sound like he wants to give it a try?]
Director Wu, who was originally eager to try, immediately backed off after hearing the words "withdraw from the biosphere".
Director Zheng, who was sleeping, had no idea that he almost lost his reputation today.
The waiter carried Director Zheng to a sofa not far away to rest.
After the meal, the drunk Director Zheng was awakened by Director Wu. He staggered out with the waiter to pay the bill.
Including the staff, the meal cost 30,005.
When paying the bill, the manager gave Director Zheng a zero.
"Five dollars is enough."
Upon hearing this, the unconscious Director Zheng pulled out a ten-yuan note from the back of his phone case and said to the manager in a domineering tone, "No need for change!"
Then he walked away leisurely.
The guests and managers were left staring at each other in bewilderment.
Director Wu was afraid that this would fall on his head, so he pointed at Director Zheng who had not yet left and shouted:
“He pays!”
“He pays!!”
The manager, who realized it later, chased after him like a mad dog, and his shouts could be heard from afar.
"Hey, you still have to pay another 30,000!"
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