Chapter 42: A Year Has Only 363 Days
The van rushed up the steep slope like a wild horse.
There was a cry of "ah" in the car.
Seeing that the black guy looked extremely calm, Si Qian still had a glimmer of hope in his heart, thinking that the other party might be an excellent driver.
"Master! Aren't you afraid of death?"
Her voice was fragmented by the wind coming in through the window.
The young man chuckled and said, "What are you talking about? I died ten years ago."
Si Qian: "??"
Suddenly, a feeling of weightlessness came over me.
Everyone felt like they were sitting on the top of a roller coaster, suddenly rushing down at high speed, as if they were thrown into heaven and then falling down at a rapid speed.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!”
There were constant screams in the carriage.
The young man held the steering wheel with one hand and slammed the brake with his prosthetic limb with the other.
Sparks flew as the wheels rubbed against the ground.
Chi——
The rubber tires scraped against the ground, emitting an unpleasant and pungent smell, and finally rushed down the steep slope, sliding for hundreds of meters by inertia before finally stopping.
When everyone got out of the car, smoke was still coming out of the tires.
[Wow, the buff is completely stacked.]
The smiles won't disappear; they'll just shift from the carload of people to the faces of netizens.
[Guest: Master, aren't you afraid of death by doing this? Master: If I'm afraid of death, then only a living person can die!]
After getting off the bus, everyone ran to the side of the road and leaned against the wall, vomiting profusely.
Si Qian was leaning against the wall, feeling dizzy. Suddenly, a white, slender hand stretched out from his side, with a tissue twisted between his fingertips.
She slowly raised her head and saw Mr. Krabs looking at her with concern.
Pei Li: "Are you okay?"
Si Qian: "It's okay, so where's Liuliumei?"
Pei Li: "What is Lychee Plum?"
Si Qian: "Haven't you heard that eating Liuliumei is the best way to spend your free time?"
“…”
#eat lyonnaise
#First time seeing the King of Hell rushing for performance
#This is a dating show, not Lost on Journey
#Realistic version of "Love Until Death"
The eight guests had just arrived in Country M when they encountered such a thrilling thing.
By the time everyone had adjusted themselves, problems arose with the black guy.
"The car seems to have broken down!"
I don’t know who shouted first in the crowd.
"Is there anyone who can repair the car?"
No one answered at the scene. We were all artists, and we looked glamorous in front of the camera every day. Who would know how to repair a car?
Suddenly, everyone's eyes turned towards Si Qian.
"Teacher Strong, can you repair cars?"
Mu Weiyue asked sincerely.
Si Qian, who was not far away, heard that the car broke down, and immediately rolled up his sleeves and walked over, speaking as he went to check what went wrong.
"Sprinkle some water, I'm sure I'll be able to fix the car... I'm not good at it!"
After seeing the wreckage of the vehicle that was smashed into pieces, Si Qian fell into silence.
She's a mechanic, not a mule.
The leg that had stepped forward was slid back smoothly, and she spoke calmly.
"Professional matters should be left to professionals. I'm an idiot, I won't do it."
At this time, Brother Dong came.
Sheng Chi, who was not very smart, took the initiative to step forward and said: "I have played a car mechanic before, so I have worked in the car dealership for a few months. I think I can give it a try."
Then, without saying a word, he walked to the front of the car and raised his hand to open the hood.
One hand gently lifted up——
Clang!
After a loud bang, the car hood shattered into pieces like instant noodles.
In Sheng Chi's hand lay a piece of vehicle skin.
He didn't care about being shocked because he found that the front hood was indeed made of instant noodles.
When I opened the front hood, it was full of instant noodle crumbs.
[Masters are among the common people, instant noodles can heal everything.]
[If my wife doesn’t find out about hiding the money this time~]
I’ll buy a pack of good cigarettes, take a picture, and post it on my WeChat Moments.
[I got hungry while driving, so I pried open the front of the car and ate [covering my face]]
[After a car accident, others left debris on the ground, while I had instant noodles on the ground [laughing and crying]]
Si Qian was so angry at the instant noodles on the floor that he laughed. It had been a long time since he felt so ridiculous: "A designer only has 363 days in a year."
Pei Li: "What do you mean?"
Si Qian said expressionlessly: "There is no Father's Day or Mother's Day."
In short, no father and no mother.
The late arrival of the director team in a comfortable open-top tricycle angered the other guests.
Li Chuanze suddenly felt a black shadow rush out in front of him.
Mu Weiyue: "Where did this big black rat come from?"
Liu Ye: "That seems to be... Si Qian?!"
Director Zheng just got off the car and waved confidently to everyone.
"Everyone—"
Bang!
Boom!
Director Zheng, who was hit hard by Si Qian's left hook, fell straight down.
"Hurry up! Director Zheng has fainted!"
Director Wu crowed and a group of staff gathered around him.
Si Qian raised his middle finger: "Serves you right!"
My life is almost gone, but they are enjoying themselves first.
[This sister is good to deal with. She really helps when something goes wrong.]
[To be honest, Director Zheng's beating was worth it. I was really scared to death just now.]
My teacher is too kind. If it were me, I would beat the director to a pulp and even extort money for mental damages.
Finally, Si Qian snatched Director Zheng’s three-wheeled scooter and rushed to their destination.
After being kicked out of the car by Si Qian, Assistant Director Wu looked at the backs of the group of people walking away and angrily elbowed Director Zheng:
"It's all your fault!"
Director Zheng: “…” Wuuuuuuuuuu!
God damn it!
Who on earth pushed Si Qian in here?
Assistant Director Wu put his hands on his hips and asked, "How do we get there now?"
Several other staff members also sighed.
At this time, Si Qian called.
Director Zheng was filled with grief and indignation, but he had nowhere to vent, so he immediately answered and roared:
"Si Qian, do you know that this is a foul? Wuwuwuwu (choked up)... Why do you hit me and not Mei Qian (sobbing)... Wuwuwuwuwuwuwu..."
Director Zheng, who is already quite old, was crying with tears and snot at this moment.
Deputy Director Wu couldn't bear to watch: "Old Zheng, you are too shameful."
Director Zheng (choked up): "What can I do? I'm incontinent!"
At this time, Si Qian's comforting voice came from the other end of the receiver——
"Tear incontinence is okay, as long as it's not urinary incontinence. Otherwise, you'll be easily beaten by the caregivers when you get older."
“…”
Director Zheng cried even more sadly.
When passing by a scenic spot, Sheng Chi wanted to get off the car to go to the toilet, so Si Qian parked the car in an open-air parking lot.
After a while, the area was filled with parked cars, and a foreigner with tattoos seemed to be arguing with someone over parking.
Pei Li brought over a bottle of water, unscrewed the bottle for Si Qian and handed it to him.
"Hey, Mr. Krabs is quite considerate."
Si Qian took the water with a smile. Li Chuanze looked at the two of them flirting with each other. He didn't know why he felt very unhappy and had an inexplicable feeling in his heart.
At this time, the other people who had finished shopping came back and Si Qian got off the car.
Li Chuanze: "Where are you going?"
Si Qian ignored him and walked straight towards a car and knocked on the window of the guy with tattoos on the opposite side.
The tracking camera was pointed in Si Qian's direction, and her voice was transmitted completely into the live broadcast room through the microphone.
"Want to stop the car? Just give me 30."
The tattooed foreigner had just gotten into an argument with someone about parking and was feeling quite upset. Upon hearing this, he promptly took out a piece of cash and handed it to Si Qian, then spoke in broken Chinese:
"hurry up!"
Si Qian took the money, turned around and got into the car, leaving his parking space for others.
Then, in the shocked eyes of the foreigners, she drove away.
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