Chapter 43: Middle-aged people can empathize more with Journey to the West
How can people be so smart?
[This kind of thing is immoral and not recommended. Of course, if I earned this money, I'll just ignore what I said.]
[Sure enough, Teacher Strong's part-time job over the past few years wasn't in vain; he's already become a capitalist.]
When he got back to the car, Si Qian waved to everyone with a banknote in his hand.
Several people who witnessed the whole process gave thumbs up.
When we arrived at the final destination, a group of directors were late, carrying a bunch of equipment.
"Hey! Director Zheng, did you get a new hairstyle?"
When Sheng Chi saw that Director Zheng had changed into the latest trendy chicken coop hairstyle, he couldn't help but praise him.
Director Zheng was so angry that he wanted to hit someone: "This horse is just messed up by the wind!"
Si Qian just called and said he ordered a male massage for him——
A man riding a motorcycle.
The car inside was being driven as if it was in a hurry to be reincarnated.
After Assistant Director Wu came over, he started to criticize Director Zheng:
"Walking so fast, is there your father or your mother in front of you?"
Mu Weiyue: "Why are you stealing Marshal Tianpeng's lines?"
Si Qian: "You don't understand this, do you? The older you get, the more you can empathize with Journey to the West. You have Sun Wukong's worries, Zhu Bajie's belly, Monk Sha's hairstyle, Tang Sanzang's nagging, White Dragon Horse's job, and the Golden Cudgel isn't as powerful as it used to be. What's even more depressing is that we're really getting closer and closer to the West."
[Don’t say that. You really shouldn’t say that.]
[It is better to die quickly than to work like an ox or a horse.]
After putting their luggage in the hotel arranged by the program team, the guests had a short rest and a day of free time to get familiar with the place.
Florida is a legendary place that never keeps idle people.
Here you can see a man secretly shaving his neighbor's dog into a Mediterranean style, you can see a thief on the street robbing a police car and committing fraud openly, and you can also see a black guy robbing a bank with a toy gun.
When Si Qian changed her clothes and left the hotel, the director team secretly handed her today's hidden task card.
"Teacher Si, this is your hidden mission today."
Director Zheng handed over a task card in a mean manner.
Si Qian took the task card in a daze: "Does everyone have a hidden task?"
Director Zheng nodded: "Yes, open it and take a look."
Si Qian opened the task card and started reading it without thinking.
"Let any of the four male guests give me flowers?"
[Here it comes, the old routine of the program team!]
This mission is a bit difficult. Boss Li, Brother Sheng, and Brother Xiao are the first to pass. Only Boss Pei is left.
[I also feel it's President Pei. The money-losing CP is quite popular right now, so Si Qian should try to please the CP fans.]
At the same time, several other guests also received today's hidden tasks.
The first ones to go out were Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze. Mu Weiyue dragged him to the beach to fish.
Li Chuanze was also happy to take Mu Weiyue's toolbox and walked towards the beach.
Today, South Beach is full of blonde beauties in bikinis and handsome guys with exposed abdominal muscles, which is a feast for the eyes.
The sun mixed with the salty smell of the sea water has a smell like dried salted fish.
Mu Weiyue was wearing a casual holiday-style long dress and a woven straw hat. She found a place to sit down and began to fish with peace of mind.
Li Chuanze next to him took off his shirt and enjoyed the sunbath with his upper body naked.
He was only wearing a pair of linen beach shorts and posed for a long time before finally attracting Mu Weiyue's attention.
She turned around and frowned at Li Chuanze: "Are you infested with fleas?"
Li Chuanze was embarrassed for a moment, but soon his expression returned to normal and he explained:
"no……"
Mu Weiyue was too lazy to talk nonsense, so she turned around and pointed at an unfamiliar tree not far away:
"If you want to scratch yourself, go rub it against the tree next to you."
After saying that, she hung up the bait and continued to concentrate on fishing.
[Ahhhhhhhh sister, I hate you for being a piece of wood!]
[Boss Li is almost taking off his pants and you're saying this!!]
[Yueyue, look back at President Li. I don't believe you have empty eyes!]
[Jiu Min! What should I do if my daughter loves fishing too much? Hurry up and deal with Mr. Li, he's going to break down!]
But it is obvious that the domineering boss Li Chuanze is very confident in himself.
There is an illusion that all women in the world must like him.
Under the scorching sun, he picked up dumbbells weighing more than ten pounds and started exercising.
The light golden warm sunlight shone on his body, and his abdominal muscles and mermaid line were clearly visible.
I thought that my overflowing male hormones would attract beautiful women, but I was wrong about one thing.
That is, he is in Florida now.
It didn't attract the admiration of beautiful women, but it attracted a few gays.
The foreign man came over and pinched Li Chuanze's butt unexpectedly. The man approached like a ghost and asked in broken Chinese:
"Dude, wanna date?"
Li Chuanze, who was exercising, suddenly felt someone touching his butt. When he turned around, he saw a burly foreign man standing in front of him and asking him if he wanted to go out with someone.
[What the hell? Is this someone arranged by the production team?]
[Moderate fitness attracts the opposite sex, while excessive fitness attracts the same sex.]
[To be honest, gay men really love Mr. Li's figure.]
[How ridiculous, it feels like an Oh Henry ending.]
[Isn't this harassment? How did the program crew implement these security measures?]
Li Chuanze's eyes were full of disbelief, and he thought he had misheard.
"Are you sick? I'm not gay!"
The big brother seemed unwilling to give up, and turned around to show off his biceps and broad back from all angles.
Naturally, the camera also did not miss the four large black characters behind the foreign brother:
Serve the country with loyalty.
no?
Who taught him to tattoo like this?
Li Chuanze's face turned pale and blue, especially when Mu Weiyue was there, and his chest rose and fell with his breathing due to anger.
He almost roared:
"Get lost! I'm straight!"
"Get down here, you damn gay!"
After being rejected, the eldest brother became angry and pointed at Li Chuanze and cursed:
"Slut! Wearing so little, you're obviously not a serious man!"
Bang!
Li Chuanze couldn't bear it any longer and threw a left hook at the opponent.
Bang!
The eldest brother showed no sign of weakness and threw an uppercut at Li Chuanze's chin.
Bang!
Li Chuanze threw a right hook at his eldest brother.
Boom!
The eldest brother quickly squatted down and swept his leg to trip Li Chuanze.
Li Chuanze pressed on his elder brother and hooked his neck like an octopus.
The two men were unwilling to give in and fought back and forth, making it difficult to separate.
In the end, the bruised and battered eldest brother and Li Chuanze, whose face was bruised and swollen, were pulled away by the crowd watching the excitement.
The eldest brother didn't seem to give up and used his ultimate move——
"Just wait, I'm going to defeat you with the Kung Fu I spent a fortune learning from the mysterious and distant East!"
Upon hearing this, the faces of the foreigners present changed and they took a few steps back.
The eldest brother looked at everyone's reactions and smiled with satisfaction. Then he took out a piece of yellow paper with runes written on it from his pocket.
He stood on one leg, muttering to himself:
"Demons and ghosts, please leave!"
"Demons and ghosts, please leave!"
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