Chapter 193: Worth it, it almost made me laugh like an idiot
Just as Si Qian was hugging Gaga and laughing foolishly, the latest news popped up on his work account:
Li: [Are you there?]
Li: [Refund!]
Li: [I want a refund!]
After confirming that he had not dialed the wrong number, Si Qian stared at the sentence "I want a refund" for a long time, and finally replied slowly.
For emotional consultation, please transfer: [ ]
Li: [I posted it on WeChat Moments as you taught me before, and now everyone is laughing at me!]
Li: [Image]
The screenshot was from the comment section of his own Moments.
Seeing the familiar nickname below, Si Qian smiled for a long time before suppressing the corners of his mouth.
For emotional consultation, please transfer: [What does this have to do with me]
Li: [[compressed file.zip]]
Li: [This is what you sold me for five thousand. It's useless!]
Looking at the familiar document, Si Qian thought for a long time and finally remembered that at the beginning of the year, when Mu Weiyue had just returned to China, Li Chuanze came to him and bought a book on the secrets of picking up girls...
Oh, right.
It was the one she sold Pei Li for 500 yuan.
For emotional consultation, please transfer: [Have you ever thought about a question. 】
Li: What's the problem?
For emotional consultation, please transfer: [This document is from the beginning of the year, so the techniques used to flirt with girls in it are naturally not applicable now.]
For emotional consultation, please transfer: [Times are progressing, and our documents are updated in due time. ]
Li: [So what you mean is]
For emotional consultation, please transfer: [Upgrading the file version will cost an additional 2,000 yuan.]
Li: [Liar!]
Li: [Do you think I will still believe you? ]
Just when Si Qian was trying to fool around... and explain, the message she sent showed that she had been blocked by him.
“…”
Three minutes later, another account prompted that someone had added them as a friend.
Looking at the familiar avatar, Si Qian fell into deep thought.
Isn’t this still believed?
After Si Qian agreed, the other party immediately sent a message.
Li: [Hello, Master.]
Master Tianyuan: [What do you want?]
Li: [I heard that your marriage predictions are very effective]
Master Tianyuan: [Not bad.]
Li: [Please help me calculate the cost. It’s easy to tell. How much is it?]
Master Tianyuan: [Monks value fate, not money.]
Master Tianyuan: [2999 yuan.]
Li: [Calculate a fortune.]
Li: [[Transfer 2999]]
Master Tianyuan: [[Payment Received]]
Li Chuanze sent his and Mu Weiyue's birth charts.
Si Qian took almost ten minutes to reply.
Master Tianyuan: [No fate.]
Master Tianyuan: [If it is destined to happen, it will happen eventually; if it is not destined to happen, don’t force it.]
Li: [Is there any way to change fate?]
Master Tianyuan: [Personal business card recommendation: [Emotional consultation please transfer]]
Master Tianyuan: [Please consult her regarding emotional matters.]
Li Chuanze was taken for a walk by Si Qian like a dog, and found that he was back to the same place after going around in circles. He was so angry that he wanted to smash his phone.
Li: [Get lost!]
Because of a post on WeChat Moments, Li Chuanze became a complete laughing stock.
This farce is far from over.
Because Li Chuanze took screenshots of Si Qian's two accounts and posted them on his Moments to avoid any potential conflicts.
Li: [I spent 7999 to find a master, let's see if it's worth it [Picture] [Picture]]
Once it was posted, many people left comments below.
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [It's worth it. I almost laughed myself silly.]
Slap the dumb man's mouth: [I'll call the police even if you pay me.]
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Don't you have any outspoken friends around you? ]
Above the Moon: [7999 saw the effect of 250, what a loss. ]
Really rich: [I laughed so hard I slapped my butt on the bed.]
I have no money: [They could have just robbed you, but they still told you your fortune. Seriously, I'm crying my eyes out [crying]]
…
In the end, probably because he was really embarrassed, Li Chuanze deleted both of his Moments.
At lunch time, everyone eats together.
No one talked about what Li Chuanze had said publicly, but they talked about it a lot in private.
Pei Yi volunteered to prepare lunch for today. As soon as everyone sat down, plates were brought up one after another.
Look at the quality, the appearance, and the presentation...
Si Qian made a grasping gesture, squinting her eyes and gesturing at the plate that was bigger than her face and the food that was smaller than Director Zheng's eyes.
"Excuse me, this is..."
Pei Yi was very proud: "This is the Michelin standard!"
The plate should be large, the quantity should be small, and put some grass in the empty space!
Spread some sauce, sprinkle some residue, and make some poses!
The hungry crowd: ""
Give them this if they've been hungry all day!
Even the artists who needed to lose weight were a little scared when they saw this.
The blanched cabbage leaves don’t look oily, so it’s ok.
But why are there only five leaves on the plate!
[Selling at S City for 1999 each!]
[It would be better to go to the ground and pick up some grass and chew it.]
[Is this taken before or after meals?]
Si Qian was so hungry that he picked up a handful of grass from the ground and chewed it.
Not to mention, it’s quite sweet.
Fu Xiao accepted his fate: "Forget it, just eat what's available."
As long as it's not shit.
Mu Weiyue thought of something and took a fish from the bucket next to her.
"Who knows how to kill the fish? Let's grill it."
"I'll do it!"
Seeing that there was meat to eat, Si Qian volunteered to stand up, picked up the bowl next to him and smashed the fish with it, knocking the fish unconscious.
Then, he cut the fish open with a knife.
Li Chuanze, who was splashed with blood by the fish that had resurrected as soon as he arrived, didn't even have time to say a word before turning around and going back to change his clothes.
At this time, Leng Shao brought a few bottles of wine to ask for credit: "Master, I stole two bottles of good wine from Director Zheng..."
Director Zheng, who was adding charcoal nearby: ""
What does he ask?!
Director Zheng, furious, rolled up his sleeves and rushed over, pointing at Leng Shao: "Did your teacher ever teach you a word?"
"What are you talking about?"
Director Zheng: "Wealth and honor cannot corrupt me, poverty and humbleness cannot move me, and might and power cannot bend me!"
"I'll sell it to you if you pay me!"
At this time, Director Wu's eyes were firm, and his voice was like a flying cockroach floating out from a corner.
Director Zheng: ""
Bang!
He mercilessly gave Director Wu a slap in the face that he loved: "You're the only one who talks too much!"
Director Wu cried, holding his head and pointing at Si Qian who was killing fish: "Why did you hit me and not her?"
Director Zheng looked at the gleaming knife in Si Qian's hand, closed his eyes and gritted his teeth.
"Because of wealth and honor I become lewd, because of poverty and humbleness I become disloyal, because of power and might I become submissive!"
He didn't beat Si Qian because he was a coward!
He is a coward!
He is a wimp!!!
Director Zheng, feeling deeply hurt, burst into tears and yelled at Director Wu, "Are you happy now? You cold-blooded person! I will never forgive you!"
"Never! (roaring) (playboy tone)"
[I am lustful when I am rich, I am lustful when I am poor, I am lustful when I am powerful!]
【I stay up all night.】
【I'm fine with eating at the buffet. 】
【Seduced me and followed me!】
【I will go to class if there is one!】
Say hello to bad temptations!
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