Chapter 194: Someone slapped him, but it wasn't as satisfying as last time
Director Wu: “…”
Today, Director Zheng was diagnosed with white phosphorus personality type.
It spontaneously combusts at the slightest touch.
Leng Shao looked at Director Zheng who was having a brain orgasm and decided to stay away from him.
Like a lunatic.
Si Qian was killing the fish and cutting the vegetables at the same time, and he had to turn around to check the heat on the grill. He was so busy that he was dizzy.
I was planning to grill the fish and then sprinkle the green onions on it, but I ended up holding the fish in my left hand and the green onions in my right hand and sprinkled them directly into the charcoal fire.
The moisture was roasted dry and the green onions sizzled.
She suddenly forgot the fish was in her hand and just as she turned around to look for the fish, she dived directly into Pei Li's arms.
“Ouch!”
Both of them were startled.
Pei Li looked at her dizzy appearance and said: "Mr. Krabs, you drank fake wine today."
"That's not the case." Si Qian shook her head and subconsciously supported him with a sigh, "Today is Monday."
On Monday, I felt like there was no hope in life.
[After hearing these words, I have lost all my strength and means.]
【Evil Monday.】
[Tired, really tired, there are still four days until the weekend.]
After grilling a few fish, everyone was finally able to eat.
Director Zheng and Director Wu came over like beggars with bowls in their hands and shamelessly tried to eat for free.
Fourteen people sat together happily, it didn't feel like they were filming a dating variety show, but rather like a lifestyle variety show.
Director Zheng opened up first: "Originally, I wanted to shoot a unique domestic love variety show, but I didn't expect to meet you guys... woooo..."
It’s all tears if I talk too much.
Director Wu said dejectedly: "I have filmed several seasons of dating shows, why does no one like me..."
At this time, the warm-hearted Si Qian came over and kindly comforted him: "Director Wu, don't say that. Although you are old..."
puff!
A knife stabbed into Director Wu's heart.
“And the wages are low…”
puff!
Another knife came in.
"And still willing to contribute to the jokes..."
puff!
Three knives!
Si Qian: "Which boss wouldn't like you?"
After hearing this, Director Wu didn't even have the strength to hang himself.
[It seems to be implying that I am a beast of burden. 】
[Does Si Qian accept advertising? Can you provide the address?]
[Every day he just tells me to die.]
Director Wu: "Teacher Si, what kind of boyfriend do you want to find in the future?"
"I want to find a boyfriend who can empathize with my meanness and learn from my meanness."
After thinking about it, she added:
"You can be mean, but you can't be meaner than me, because I can't afford it."
Li Chuanze just glanced at her and said lightly: "Does anyone love you? And you're already negotiating terms?"
"Yes!" Before Pei Li could say anything, Mu Weiyue immediately stood up to defend him, "Do you know how important it is to win first place in the Beijing Fishing Competition?!"
It's hard not to love someone who caught a big fish for free and lent it to me to take pictures and post on social media!
When she dies, her photo will be put on her tombstone!
Li Chuanze was stunned. He looked at Mu Weiyue with a more inquiring look: "Yueyue..."
Chi Ye interrupted his spell: "Stupid idiot, no one loves you, so be jealous"
Before Pei Li could make a move, Li Chuanze became the target of public criticism.
As for why he didn't talk back.
Li Chuanze thought he was too disdainful to argue with them.
He doesn't fight those who can defeat him.
He is too lazy to fight those who cannot defeat him.
When someone slapped him, it didn't feel as good as the last time.
All in all, he is not a coward.
I just don't bother to care.
[Every time I see Mr. Li being such a wimp and not daring to talk back, I want to laugh.]
[Boss Li: So what if you beat me? It's pretty comfortable lying there.]
【Qianzi punched Mr. Li and found that Mr. Li was using cloth.】
Director Zheng: "Why did Ms. Chi participate in the dating show in the first place?"
Because Chi Ye thought back: "I told my dad that I wanted to participate in a dating variety show."
Director Zheng: "And then?"
Chi Ye: "He asked me if there were any homosexuals among them, and I said yes."
Director Zheng: "Then I asked you to come"
Chi Ye shook his head: "No, he stopped me from coming as soon as he heard that."
Director Zheng: "Then why are you here?"
Chi Ye: "Because I said I didn't have it anymore, he asked me to come again."
Everyone: "..."
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Dad Chi's heart is finally at peace.】
[This is now open to the public]
[The eldest lady revealed a well-known secret [heart]]
Somehow the topic turned to the younger people present.
Ji Mingxuan, Leng Shao and Pei Yi are all about the same age, so naturally they have more topics to talk about.
I saw Leng Shao, who had green hair and side bangs, and Pei Yi's arm in arm.
"For Master and his wife's sake, you will be the one I, Leng Shang, protect. If you get into a fight in Jing City, just mention my name!"
Pei Yi looked at Leng Shao with admiration: "Will they be afraid if I tell them your name?"
Leng Shao: "Tell me your name and ask them to come to me. I will apologize to them one by one on your behalf."
Pei Yi: ""
Ji Mingxuan looked at the two of them as if they were idiots.
However, the two were still having friendly exchanges.
Finally, Pei Yi joined the Zangai family and was given the name Youshang by Leng Shao.
Moreover, Leng Shao opened Director Zheng's wine on the spot, picked up the bowl and filled it up, and became sworn brothers with Pei Yi on the spot.
The two finished their wine and officially became brothers.
The strong liquor soon took their toll on the two brothers, who hugged each other as if they had met too late, and sang a song out of deep emotion.
The drunk Leng Shao snatched Ji Mingxuan's microphone and started singing——
In the dynasty, I called a deer a horse and broke the golden armor with one sword.
If anyone does not obey the law, his entire family will be executed!
The Nine Heavens Beyond My Common People's Tribulation, The Conferred Gods Chapter, talks about the Dragon Trapping Technique!
Even if I am born as a demon in this life and reincarnate into a colorful butterfly nine times!
I don't want to be an alternative god anymore and step into the barbarian gate in this life!
It would be fine if the singing was nice, but the problem is that the sound is like a cat's paw scratching glass, which almost makes people have a nervous breakdown.
But Young Master Leng was still immersed in it and was completely unaware.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
【If you don’t smile, it means you are depressed. 】
A kind word can warm you through three winter months, but a harsh word can hurt you through six months.
It doesn't matter. It's not June.
[This variety show definitely has something to say.]
Pei Yi's blood boiled after hearing this, and he felt that he had the courage to fight the whole world.
He immediately followed the accompaniment and Leng Shao and started shouting into the microphone.
The two people's voices became louder and louder, and the other guests around them looked painful.
The tone-deaf Leng Shao and the stifling Pei Yi seemed to be unable to hear how bad their own singing was.
In the end, the two were complained by other nearby residents for disturbing the public with noise.
…
The drunken Leng Shao didn't know how he started fighting with Ji Mingxuan.
Major General Leng pressed the man down and said, "My singing is terrible, you tasteless thing!"
Ji Mingxuan tilted his head and struggled to ask Si Qian for help.
Leng Shao: "The sword is not sharp and the horse is too thin, and you still want to fight me!"
Si Qian, whose head hurt from the noise, threw a pair of shoes from Director Zheng at the two of them.
Boom!
Bang!
Leng Shao and Ji Mingxuan suddenly convulsed as if they had been electrocuted, fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and fainted.
Feeling that the world had finally quieted down, Si Qian took a deep breath.
Then I was also vomited by the smoke.
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