Chapter 58: Chen Lan, why did you provoke her again?
"Okay, I'll go call them."
Li Chu went to knock on the two doors on the other side, while Jiang Nanxi went to knock on the two rooms closest to him.
Knock knock knock.
Before Jiang Nanxi knocked a few times, Shen Lan came to open the door. This was his room.
Shen Lan was surprised when he saw Jiang Nanxi at the door. "Why are you knocking on my door so late at night?"
Thinking about Jiang Nanxi wanting to kiss Liu Qingyan after being poisoned by mushrooms, Shen Lan felt very uncomfortable.
He couldn't help but say sourly, "Why, after harassing Liu Qingyan, you still want to harass me?"
Jiang Nanxi:?
Shen Lan added, “We’ve already broken up, and even if you come knocking on my door late at night, I won’t get back together with you.
Unless you truly realize your mistake and publicly apologize to me and Wanwan."
Jiang Nanxi was speechless. "Are you mentally ill? We broke up because you cheated on me. What's my fault? You have the ability to cheat, but you don't have the ability to let people know?
I knocked on your door just to tell you that the guesthouse is haunted. If you don’t want to die, don’t stay in the room alone.”
Shen Lan said, "Just pretend, I want to see how long you can pretend. We have been together for so many years, I don't believe you will give up so easily, playing hard to get with me, right?"
The B&B is haunted, and you're the first person to knock on my door. Aren't you worried about me? You must be pretending to be crazy from mushroom poisoning tonight, calling someone else your husband on purpose just to see if I'll get jealous?"
Jiang Nanxi: ???
Shen Lan's words not only left Jiang Nanxi speechless, but also the audience watching the live broadcast.
[I come from a poor family and have always felt low in self-esteem. I wish Chen Lan could share some of his confidence with me.]
[What a idiot Pu Xin man! Did Sister Xi get her brain stuck in a door to date him?]
Jiang Nanxi calmed down.
She looked at Chen Lan and said, "Chen Lan, if you cheat once, I will let you go. If you cheat twice, I will let you go. If you cheat three times, I will still let you go."
Shen Lan raised his chin, an expression of "as expected" on his face, "I knew you..."
Jiang Nanxi: "But remember, I'm not your wife, I'm just a horse herder."
Chen Lan:?
audience:?
[Scared me, sis! I thought you were really going to forgive this damn scumbag!]
【Hahahahahahahaha, to deal with an ordinary guy like Chen Lan, I can only use magic! 】
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he saw Shen Lan's confused expression and gave him a thumbs up.
Jiang Nanxi: "I'm standing here like a giant middle finger. This is my attitude. As for why I gave you a little thumb, it's because the big one doesn't suit you. The small one is where you belong."
Chen Lan was so angry that his face twisted, "Jiang Nanxi! I'm saying this one last time, I! Am! Not! Small!"
Jiang Nanxi suddenly pondered seriously for a moment, "Chen Lan, don't you think impotence is a blessing for men?"
Chen Lan:?
Wait, what outrageous thing is she going to say? Is she going to slander him again?!
Seeing that the camera was still filming, Shen Lan suddenly panicked and rushed over to cover Jiang Nanxi's mouth.
But Jiang Nanxi dodged it flexibly.
And the moment all the male guests came out of the room, she shouted, "If a man is impotent, he won't be unable to sleep at night because of lack of relief, and he won't suffer from insomnia. If a man is impotent, some people won't think about everything with their lower body, and his brain can be truly put to use.
So I declare that impotence is a blessing for men, and all men in the world should be impotent! "
Everyone heard Jiang Nanxi's shout and stood there in a daze. Song Shixing even opened his mouth wide and looked at her as if she was a demon.
Another B&B.
The director and a group of male staff members were watching the live broadcast, and the scene fell into an eerie silence.
Shen Lan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that all men in the world were impotent, and it wasn't him, so he could rest assured.
The result is the next second.
Jiang Nanxi suddenly pointed at him and said, "Chen Lan, why are you lowering your head? Are you sad? Listen, I don't allow you to be so sad, depressed, painful, and anxious. You are contributing to the world. You should be proud of being impotent!"
Shen Lan: "I'm not, I didn't..."
Jiang Nanxi: "Don't deny it anymore, this is not a shameful thing, you should be proud of yourself! Aren't you the most confident? Don't let inferiority get you down at this time, I believe in you Shenlan!
For the sake of world love and peace, Chen Lan, quickly and loudly tell the world that you are the great impotence!"
Shen Lan: “…”
I want to die so much, what should I do?
Who come and save him!
【Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. It turns out Shen Lan's confidence can be used in this way!】
[That's awesome! Chen Lan, that idiot, should be dealt with by a madman!]
[Sister, please lend me your mouth. Next time I meet a common-sense guy on a blind date, I'll do the same.]
Just when Shen Lan was confused and at a loss, not knowing how to explain, Jiang Nanxi suddenly became normal.
She looked at the others and said, "The guesthouse is haunted. I haven't found the thing yet. Everyone, please go downstairs to the living room and stay in the group to avoid any accidents."
Shen Lan: “…”
This mental illness only affects him, right?
Hearing Jiang Nanxi's words, Song Wanwan said impatiently, "How come other places are fine, but our homestay is haunted? Are you talking nonsense again?"
"Believe it or not."
Jiang Nanxi glanced at her and said, "If you don't believe me, stay in your room and don't come out. But I have to warn you, this ghost is more powerful than any we've encountered before. If you stay alone and it gets to you, no one can save you."
After a while.
Everyone came down and sat in the living room. Song Wanwan didn't want to follow Jiang Nanxi's arrangements, but when she saw the old Taoist priest in the yard downstairs, she chose to come down.
She didn't think Jiang Nanxi had any amazing abilities, but there was a Taoist priest downstairs who looked like a powerful master and should be more reliable.
Everyone came down and sat in the living room. It was extremely quiet outside at night, and the atmosphere in the B&B was a bit eerie.
After waiting for a long time, there was no movement and no one spoke. The atmosphere was inexplicably creepy, so Li Chu went over and turned on the TV.
Everyone thought that after Jiang Nanxi called them down, she was going to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, but she was actually standing at the door of the living room holding a broom and studying it.
The aroma of barbecue came from outside the yard. The old Taoist priest was roasting wild game with his sleeves rolled up.
Song Wanwan couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to catch ghosts? Why is one of you studying a broken broom and the other one barbecuing? Jiang Nanxi, are you deliberately playing a trick on us? Is it fun to keep people from sleeping well at night?"
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