Chapter 59 Why is it raining? Oh, it turns out that I am speechless
In the end, Jiang Nanxi ignored her.
Song Wanwan said directly, "Only a fool would be fooled by you guys like this. I don't want to play with you anymore. I want to go back to sleep!"
She stood up and prepared to go back upstairs to continue sleeping. She was woken up in the middle of a sound sleep in the early morning and was filled with resentment.
Jiang Nanxi yelled in her direction, "Song Wanwan, everyone is still here, how can you leave alone? Can't you have a little team spirit?"
Song Wanwan: "Who wants to have a team spirit with you? I think you are all crazy!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Song Wanwan, don't leave!!! We are a group, we must die together! How could you betray us!"
Song Wanwan: ???
Others: ?????
With a click.
The old Taoist priest dropped his chopsticks to the ground and stared at Jiang Nanxi blankly, "Your Majesty, what do you mean? Didn't you say you could handle it?"
"It's just a joke, don't be so nervous."
Jiang Nanxi jumped down from the broom, took a bite of the chicken leg and said, "Actually, I've already thought of a solution and even prepared a secret weapon with extremely high lethality."
The old Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief and quickly leaned over to ask her in a low voice, "What secret weapon is that?"
Jiang Nanxi also whispered in his ear, "It's that kind of thing, the kind that can kill people with a bang. It's high-tech that ordinary people can't buy."
The old Taoist couldn't help but guess, "Could it be... that thing?!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, that's it!"
The old Taoist priest was ecstatic, "Is it really that?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, that's it..."
The old Taoist priest made an eight with his hands, then biubiubiued at the air for a while. Still a little bit unconvinced, he asked again, "Is this really the thing?"
Jiang Nanxi nodded, "Yes!"
The old Taoist priest was surprised and said, "This thing can't be bought in China. You actually have it. You are amazing! Where did you get it from? Introduce it to me."
Jiang Nanxi: "I made it myself."
Old Taoist priest: “Awesome!!!”
The old Taoist priest shouted loudly, then suddenly his expression froze, "That's not right. Ghosts are spirits. Even if you have a gun, it's useless. Guns can't hurt spirits."
Everyone else was shocked when they heard this.
"What, Jiang Nanxi has a gun?"
"Where did she come from?"
"Holy crap, does she carry a gun with her the whole time she's on the show?"
Except for teammate Li Chu, almost all the guests participating in the show have been criticized by Jiang Nanxi, and are now sweating profusely.
How did Jiang Nanxi get the gun? Why did he bring a gun to the show?
The director was also panicked.
His face turned pale with fear.
He has no idea about this!
Given Jiang Nanxi's mental state, having a gun would be incredibly dangerous! He might just be cursing someone and suddenly pull out a gun and shoot them in the head!
Then everyone is finished!
The director quickly shouted into the radio, "Jiang Nanxi, do you have a gun license? If you don't, hand that thing over immediately!"
As the main target of Jiang Nanxi, Shen Lan's head was covered in cold sweat. "Yes, Jiang Nanxi, quickly take out your gun! It is illegal for an individual to carry a gun at will!"
"All right."
Jiang Nanxi opened his jacket and took out a children's toy water gun from the inside pocket.
Jiang Nanxi asked them, "I bought this myself, why can't I use it? How can I use it legally? Where can I get a gun license?"
Shen Lan: “…”
audience:"……"
director:"………………"
[I'm so impressed! I thought Jiang Nanxi was just hanging around out there, but he even has this kind of stuff.]
[I was wondering why it was raining outside my house. Oh, it turns out I was speechless.]
I have one at home, and I asked the police about it. They said I don't need a gun license.
[Hahahahahahaha, it's hilarious just thinking about these guests sweating profusely.]
The old Taoist priest was speechless, staring at Jiang Nanxi blankly. "Your Majesty, is this your secret weapon? Do you take me for a fool?"
Jiang Nanxi: "If you insist on thinking this way, then I can't help it."
Old Taoist priest: “…”
Seeing his desperate look, Jiang Nanxi comforted him, "Don't underestimate this gun. I've modified it. It can kill ghosts."
Jiang Nanxi handed the water gun to the old Taoist priest and pointed to a talisman painted on the side of the gun and said, "See this? This is the talisman I drew. It worked on the first try. Now this thing is a spiritual weapon."
"Are you sick?!"
The old Taoist priest yelled in despair, "What good can a talisman you draw on a toy water gun do? I've never heard of drawing a talisman to transform something into a spiritual weapon. If your crappy talisman worked, all those Xuanmen weapon refiners would be out of a job!"
Jiang Nanxi spread his arms and sighed proudly, "I never thought that I could make these weapon refiners unemployed with my own strength. I am really amazing. If I connect this thing, I am afraid that the world will be terrified because of me."
Old Taoist:???
I'm being sarcastic, sarcastic! I'm not praising you! Can you please wake up?
Jiang Nanxi said to the old Taoist priest, "Do you want to become rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over 100 million? Do you want to have enough food and clothing? Do you want to live a worry-free life?"
The old Taoist frowned, thinking, is she going to take him with her to make money?
According to Jiang Nanxi's belief, if they can cheat as many people as possible, they can make a big profit and then run away.
The old Taoist priest said: "It's not impossible. I have a few wealthy clients here. As long as you can convince them to buy your products, I think we can still make a lot of money."
Jiang Nanxi: "I mean, we can think about it together. I often fantasize about things like this before going to bed. It's very refreshing."
Old Taoist priest: (_)
Damn, I don’t want to talk to her anymore!
She is really very ill!
Under everyone's complicated gazes, Jiang Nanxi, like a ruthless killer, stuffed the water gun back into the inside pocket of his jacket.
Then she looked around warily, walked close to the wall, and said solemnly, "That thing is coming down, everyone be careful!"
Seeing her appearance, everyone's mouth corners twitched, feeling like they were in a mental hospital.
Chen Lan originally wanted to mock Jiang Nanxi, but the old Taoist priest followed Jiang Nanxi and began to walk close to the wall with a serious look on his face.
Li Chu looked around cautiously, then hurried over, followed the old Taoist priest, and started walking along the wall, pulling the corner of the old Taoist priest's clothes.
Although I don’t know why, those who can catch ghosts all walk this way, there must be a reason for it!
Liu Qingyan saw three people walking along the wall, hesitated for a moment, and then went over to join them.
When Song Shixing saw Liu Qingyan joining them, he felt that the situation must be serious, so he followed Liu Qingyan and walked close to the wall.
Shen Lan and Song Wanwan stood in the middle of the empty living room. The TV next to them suddenly started playing a horror movie. The eerie background music made their backs chill.
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