Chapter 71 Can I live in your house? Even as a cockroach
The next second, Liu Qingyan posted a photo of a 500-square-meter villa in the suburbs of the imperial capital. He was lying next to the infinity pool and basking in the sun.
Liu Qingyan: [At home.]
Jiang Nanxi: [Is this your home?]
Liu Qingyan: [One of the homes.]
Jiang Nanxi: [Can I live in your house? Even if I live as a cockroach.]
Liu Qingyan: [Declined.]
Jiang Nanxi: [Can't you just treat it like a pet? Then transfer two million to me. I know you rich people are willing to spend money on pets.]
Liu Qingyan: [You can’t raise cockroaches, though.]
Jiang Nanxi: [Really? I'm sexy, well-behaved, and cute. Most importantly, I'm fertile and can give birth to a whole nest of cockroaches. And with me, you won't have to be so stubborn anymore.]
Liu Qingyan: [This is the first time I can't look directly at the word 'pregnancy'.]
Jiang Nanxi: [Open the door, your Qiang is here! [Excitedly taking off his pants and kicking the door open.jpg]]
Liu Qingyan: [Teacher Jiang, please don’t be like this…]
Jiang Nanxi: [Hehehehehe.]
Director: [Did you forget this is a group chat? No talking about anything unrelated to filming! @SexyMotherCockroach @EighteenYearOldPureLoveMan]
Director: [What's up with your nicknames? Remember you're celebrities? We'll need to communicate via phone during the show, and the chat logs will be shown on the livestream! Change them to something more natural!]
Jiang Nanxi: [Why do you discriminate against cockroaches?]
Liu Qingyan: [Why do you discriminate against college students?]
Director: ????
You two are sick!
ah! ! !
Having a psychopath like Jiang Nanxi is already giving him enough headaches, what's wrong with Liu Qingyan?
The director lay on the office chair with a look of despair on his face. He was killed before the shooting even started. When the shooting started, these two people were going to be furious!
However, the director felt a little better when he thought of the guest stars invited for the first episode.
This guest is an outstanding actor in the industry, highly educated and professional. He also loves outdoor sports and likes to be a teacher to young people.
Yes, he likes to teach others.
The guest is called Hou Xiao. He won various awards and became the best actor in his forties, but his acting style is very different from Liu Qingyan. He usually plays leaders or superiors in period dramas. In addition, he has a high status in major performing arts organizations.
Therefore, when he participates in variety shows, he always likes to point fingers at others. When dealing with some young actors, he often dislikes others and preaches to them. He is called one of the most annoying variety show guests by netizens.
In addition to the original cast, the director also invited Hou Xiao to be a guest star, just to stir up trouble.
The other guests are all young people, and each has his or her own ideas. They are exactly the kind of young people that Hou Xiao dislikes the most. Conflicts are bound to break out when filming starts.
There is something interesting only when there are contradictions!
The director sighed, "I hope Hou Xiao, a troublemaker, can teach these people a lesson."
The show started filming, and the guests came to the entrance of a vast mountain range in the south.
There is a small town at the outermost edge of the mountain range.
There is a B&B in the town, and the program crew rented a B&B and gathered the guests there.
The director told them, "Since you've all participated in 'Retreat to the Countryside' together, there's no need for me to introduce you again. The theme of this new program is wilderness survival, and it will be more thrilling, more exciting, and more physically demanding than the previous one."
Everyone needs to cross the nearby tropical rainforest mountain range within two weeks. There are unknown creatures, a changing climate, and mysterious tribes. Also, the magnetic field deep in the rainforest is said to be problematic, so you might encounter some indescribable beings!
After the director finished speaking, he had someone give the guests a life and death statement.
The director said slyly, "Everyone, please sign this life and death agreement. The production team will provide rescue, but if the situation becomes urgent and rescue is truly impossible, the production team will have nothing to do with any casualties. Everyone, please consider this carefully. If you don't want to sign this life and death agreement, you can withdraw now."
But I want to add one more thing: the guests who succeed in this challenge will share the 5 million grand prize, and the guest with the best performance will receive an additional 5 million in bonuses! "
Jiang Nanxi laughed like a villain and signed the death agreement immediately.
And he shouted, "It's a damn thing, just do it! Start now!"
Others: “…”
The other guests hesitated for a long time before signing the death agreement one after another.
After signing, the director's voice was heard again.
"Yesterday, we had everyone choose a color in the group chat. Each guest will receive a unique color flare representing their own. If you can't hold on in the rainforest, you can immediately fire a flare into the sky, and the production team will send a rescue team to pick you up.
But please remember one thing: once the flare is fired, it means you have given up the challenge and left the rainforest. Please use it with caution!"
The director asked the staff to send exclusive flares to the guests, and then looked at Hou Xiao.
"Before the challenge begins, let us welcome this episode's guest, Ms. Hou Xiao. Ms. Hou Xiao is not only a well-known performing staff member, but also loves outdoor sports and has many outdoor camping experiences, so Ms. Hou Xiao will serve as the team leader for this challenge.
Crossing the rainforest is very dangerous, and Teacher Hou Xiao has made extensive preparations for this. To avoid accidents in the rainforest and situations where rescue is not possible, it is best for all guests to follow Teacher Hou Xiao's instructions and not act on their own.
After the director explained the rules of the challenge, he snapped his fingers and announced that the challenge officially began.
The challenge of crossing the tropical rainforest starts filming at a B&B. The guests have to stay in the B&B for one night and then purchase some necessary equipment for outdoor hiking in a nearby town.
As the team leader, Hou Xiao asked everyone to go shopping for things needed for survival after filming started.
But after everyone bought the things as requested, Hou Xiao started to find fault.
He first said that the color of the jacket Liu Qingyan bought was ugly, it was not a well-known brand, and the quality was not guaranteed. Then he said that the compressed biscuits and self-heating rice bought by Jiang Nanxi were too unpalatable.
She also said that the vegetable dumplings in the self-heating rice were fried with gutter oil, and the rice in the self-heating rice was pressed out with glue mixed with broken rice, so she asked her to buy something convenient, delicious and hygienic.
Chen Lan bought a box of instant noodles, and Hou Xiao said that the sauerkraut in the old-style pickled cabbage instant noodles he bought was stepped on by feet, and people absolutely cannot eat such things.
He asked Shen Lan to throw away the instant noodles and buy some fresh noodles, and to find a way to preserve the fresh noodles for a few more days.
Chen Lan asked doubtfully, "We're going hiking, and we don't have a refrigerator. How can we store fresh noodles for several days? They'll probably go bad by the next day."
Hou Xiao: "If there's no refrigerator, you can think of other ways to preserve food. All the methods are invented by people. If you don't think about it, of course you can't do it."
Chen Lan: ???
After Hou Xiaogang finished speaking, he heard the sizzling sound of self-heating rice. He turned around and saw Jiang Nanxi showing off a Cantonese-style sausage self-heating rice.
Hou Xiao couldn't help but say, "Didn't I tell you not to eat this self-heating rice? The oil and rice used in it are terrible. Eating it will cause cancer. Don't eat it!"
Jiang Nanxi: "So what? I was already a corpse. Didn't you notice that from the first moment you saw me, I was already emitting a hint of death?"
Hou Xiao:?
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