Chapter 72 I was so busy working that I forgot to hang myself
Hou Xiao had just been giving advice and expressing some stupid and unrealistic opinions, but no one refuted him because he was a senior.
Jiang Nanxi's rebuttal made him feel embarrassed and he couldn't help asking, "How can you talk like that, young man? What's your name?"
Jiang Nanxi: "My last name is Ma, which means ox and horse, and I will return to the west immediately. I am also a black sheep. On the surface, I appear to be friendly and hardworking, but in fact, from the moment I join your team, I will turn all your success into nothing."
Hou Xiao said unhappily, "What do you mean by this? As the captain, I'm raising this issue for your own good, right? These things are so unhealthy. Eating them in the rainforest for half a month would kill you! You young people are so lazy that you can't even cook for yourselves!"
Jiang Nanxi showed off her self-heating rice. After finishing a bowl of rice, she also ate corn sausage, instant noodles, compressed biscuits and nut chocolate.
"Didn't you hear me?"
Hou Xiao's voice came again, a little irritated, "Can you please stop eating this junk food? Go and return it quickly and use the money to buy useful food!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Sorry, I forgot to reply you because I'm already dead and sent off to work. I'm reviving now, so you'd better not disturb me.
If you disturb me, I might not be able to resurrect, and I will turn into a zombie and bite you to death."
Hou Xiao: ???
Hou Xiao looked at the director angrily, asking what was wrong with this woman. The director pointed at the solar plexus and said that Jiang Nanxi had a problem with her brain and asked him to be more tolerant.
Hou Xiao could only take a deep breath and say to the others, "Hurry up and return all your junk and buy better things!"
In the end, everyone just stood there without moving, because they had already bought everything they needed for outdoor survival, and they were the best in town.
If I return all these things, what will I buy?
Do I really have to buy some vegetables, some meat, and some fresh noodles, carry them and walk in the rainforest for a day, and then starve to see the rotten food the next day?
How can this old bastard Hou Xiao know how to survive outdoors? The director must have chosen him on purpose to annoy people!
Shen Lan and Song Wanwan stood there without moving, really not knowing how to solve the demand raised by Hou Xiao.
Li Chu looked up at the beams and said, "My neck is itchy."
Song Shixing slumped on the sofa.
Liu Qingyan held a rope and said, "I was so busy working that I forgot to hang myself."
I'm so impressed by Hou Xiao. Is he so explosive right after the show premiered? He doesn't bring compressed biscuits, self-heating rice, or fresh vegetables to cook for himself when surviving in the wilderness? Is he okay?
Everyone knows that fresh vegetables are nutritious, but you're not here for a vacation. You're here to survive in the wilderness, okay? Your main mission is to survive in this harsh environment!
[This is just like my idiotic boss, who only makes unreasonable demands without considering any practical considerations.]
The atmosphere was heavy and awkward.
Hou Xiao was not satisfied with the things, but the others felt that there was nothing wrong with what they bought and refused to return them, so everyone stayed in the living room without moving.
Liu Qingyan hung a rope on the beam, and Li Chu immediately put his head in.
"What are you doing?"
Hou Xiao suddenly became even more dissatisfied.
"I just offered some useful suggestions, but instead of trying to solve them, you're just trying to escape the situation and act crazy. Your generation is just too fragile!"
He also pointed at Li Chu and said, "Don't think you can escape the problem by hanging yourself. Even if people like you die, you will still be a coward in the underworld!"
"Teacher Hou, you're going too far!"
Song Shixing was "saving" Li Chu, and he retorted in frustration, "Your opinion was unreasonable in the first place. We refuted it, but you didn't listen. Everyone is in a bad mood. Why are you still talking like this? How can you not have any empathy at all!"
"Why is it unreasonable? Is it so difficult for you to buy some vegetables and meat, and bring a pot to cook your own food? I won't eat that junk food anyway."
"Then you starve to death!"
Song Shixing said the most vicious words he had said since he participated in the show, then rescued Li Chu and went back to lie on the sofa, not wanting to pay any more attention to Hou Xiao.
Song Shixing is a well-mannered rich second-generation, and he's also very conscious of his image on variety shows. It's really driven to the limit that he said this.
Why did the director let this guy be the team leader? He knows nothing about outdoor survival and speaks so harshly! I strongly suggest that a guest be the team leader!
When everyone was angry.
Jiang Nanxi burped, stood up, and said, "Everyone, don't be angry! Don't be angry! Being angry is bad for your health, and it will affect our ability to complete the challenge!"
Jiang Nanxi went to dig out a casserole and said, "We are always annoyed by some people in life. This is normal. Now I have a good annealing recipe to share with everyone.
Add 0.5g dried tangerine peel, 3g pinellia tuber, 0.9g licorice root, 3g poria cocos, and three bowls of water and boil over high heat until it becomes one bowl.
Everyone looked at her.
Song Shixing said tiredly, "Alas, I went to so many places to buy things, but in the end, he said that everything I bought was rubbish. He had so many opinions, why didn't he just go buy it himself?
I really need to cool down. I'm going to buy some Chinese medicine now and boil it for everyone to drink together!"
Jiang Nanxi: "After boiling, remember to pour it on the other person while it's still hot. It won't be effective if it's cold."
Song Shixing: ???
Hou Xiao:!!!
There were no medicinal herbs in the homestay, so Jiang Nanxi took a clay pot to cook instant noodles.
But she cooked the instant noodles she bought herself, not the old-style pickled cabbage beef noodles that Chen Lan said was made with pickled cabbage.
After cooking the instant noodles, Jiang Nanxi didn't eat it. She just stood next to Hou Xiao holding the casserole.
Hou Xiao looked at the steaming casserole and thought of what Jiang Nanxi had just said, and his heart skipped a beat.
The director said that this woman had a mental problem, and what she just said proved it. Would this crazy woman really throw hot soup on him?
Seeing that Hou Xiao was quiet and kept his mouth shut, Jiang Nanxi picked up the chopsticks and started eating instant noodles.
[Hahahahahahahahahaha, wasn't Hou Xiao's command of the Jiangshan just now very impressive? Why is he so afraid to speak now? Are you afraid that you'll be criticized for being too cheap?]
[Let me tell you, even idiots need to be treated by psychopaths. There is no idiot that Jiang Nanxi can't cure.]
After Jiang Nanxi finished eating the instant noodles, Hou Xiao did not mention buying anything again.
At this time.
The production team sent over a map, and Hou Xiao coughed a few times and said, "We're leaving for the rainforest tomorrow. Let's discuss the route now."
Everyone gathered around the table.
Hou Xiao placed the map on the table and said, "Each of you must write me a route report, explaining the reasons for choosing this route, its advantages, and any potential problems along the way. You must also clearly state how to solve them in the report for my reference. The number of words must be at least 10,000."
audience:?
Others:?
Jiang Nanxi rolled up his sleeves, stood up, and jumped onto the table with a bang.
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