Chapter 73: Being a mistress will get you beaten, being an idiot is just right (more)
"Hahahaha, what a bullshit job, there are so many people at work, am I the one? I won't go to work! I can't read either, hahahaha!"
Jiang Nanxi stood on the table and started dancing, stepping on the map into pieces, and twisting darkly on the table like a maggot.
"What are you doing? How could you destroy the map? How can we plan our hiking route if you destroy it?"
Hou Xiao's face changed drastically and he rushed over to stop Jiang Nanxi from tearing up the map.
Jiang Nanxi suddenly stopped moving. She lay flat on the table, her long hair hanging forward, covering her entire face, and her body began to twitch wildly.
Hou Xiao was shocked and stood there, not daring to move. "She...what happened to her? Is she sick? It has nothing to do with me. I didn't even touch her!"
Jiang Nanxi: "I'm not sick, I'm dead. You asked me to write a 10,000-word report, and my brain has become rigid from overuse."
Hou Xiao: "What do you mean?"
Jiang Nanxi: "My brain is broken. I can't write a report."
Hou Xiao:?
Seeing Jiang Nanxi still lying on the table with her legs folded back next to her head, hugging her legs and crying bitterly, Hou Xiao didn't know what to say for a moment.
Is this strange posture something a human could do? Does she really have some kind of disease?
When the others saw Jiang Nanxi's strange movements and she was crying silently while hugging her legs, they were also stunned for a moment, not sure whether she was going crazy or having a seizure.
[Jiang Nanxi's situation is so strange. It feels like she's going to eat someone with her hair disheveled in the next second.]
"Big Socks, can a normal person do this? Are you really going to turn into a zombie?"
[Jiang Nanxi, quickly say you won't eat people, and remember to say Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people.]
"Jiang Nanxi, are you okay?"
The director came over to see how Jiang Nanxi was doing, and then he saw her stand up and jump off the table with a neat backflip.
Hou Xiao:?
audience:?
Hearing her cheer of "Oh wow" and running to eat a banana, the director's mouth twitched wildly, and Hou Xiao finally realized that he seemed to have been fooled.
Hou Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "Are you acting crazy just to avoid writing the report? Or is it because you've never been to school and don't think you can write it? There are no academic requirements for artists these days, right?"
No one paid any attention to him.
Hou Xiao was embarrassed and roared, "Didn't you hear me? You are all illiterate! Have you never been to school?"
Seeing him so angry, the director just tried to smooth things over by saying, "Teacher Hou is the team leader, so everyone should just follow his instructions. Don't forget, in addition to sharing the 5 million grand prize, guests who complete the challenge and perform well can also receive an additional 5 million bonus."
Jiang Nanxi asked, "Excellent performance also includes listening to the captain and cooperating with his actions, right?"
"certainly."
“…”
Everyone was speechless.
Is Hou Xiao here to be the team leader? Is he here to show off his power and get a kick out of being a leader? Every request is so unreasonable!
The director asked someone to bring a new map.
Jiang Nanxi sighed and sat down at the table with a pen in hand. "This class is getting harder and harder. Not only do I have to work myself to death just to get a little bonus, but I also have to cooperate with idiots."
Hou Xiao: "Who are you calling an idiot?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I'm not scolding you, I'm praising you, because I'm an idiot too."
Hou Xiao:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Being a 1 won't last long, being a 0 won't last, being a s will make you laugh, being a m will fight back, being a mistress will get you beaten, being a sb is just right. You're welcome to be an idiot with me."
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she winked at Hou Xiao and made a heart shape with her hands. "I'm the little idiot, and you're the big idiot. We're the same kind of people. Please don't embarrass me anymore, okay?"
Hou Xiao: ???
Who the hell is the same as you! This woman is so crazy, is she really mentally healthy? Why did the director let such a person participate in the show?
Hou Xiao had an expression as if he had eaten a fly, and his face looked extremely ugly, but the other guests were amused.
Finally, there was one more victim to divert Jiang Nanxi's attention, and they were relieved!
[Hahahahahahaha, Jiang Nanxi is amazing! He walks the path of idiots and leaves them with nowhere to go!]
[Hahaha, you never know what crazy things Jiang Nanxi will say next. Based on my experience watching "Retreat to the Countryside," it's best to avoid communicating with her!]
The director saw that everyone was laughing at Hou Xiao's joke, so in order to prevent Hou Xiao from getting angry and stopping the filming, he brought over a stack of laptops to change the subject.
"Writing 10,000 words by hand is too tiring. Let's type it on the computer and then send the document to the team leader in the group so that he can choose the appropriate plan."
Jiang Nanxi was assigned a computer. As soon as he turned it on, he saw Liu Qingyan sitting next to him.
She stared at him for a moment and noticed that he looked even more dead.
There was a black aura between his brows, with flashes of blood in it, indicating that he would encounter a very dangerous bloody disaster during this period.
Come to life!
Jiang Nanxi moved closer to him and said, "Teacher Liu, there's something wrong with your face. I'm afraid you'll be in mortal danger in the rainforest. How about you give me some money and I'll protect you personally?"
"How much do you want?"
"Five million!"
Liu Qingyan paused and turned to look at her, "Teacher Jiang, to be honest, when I first saw you, I was attracted by your unique temperament..."
Jiang Nanxi Erkang stopped him from continuing, "I know I'm a charming girl, but I don't talk about love. First, I don't talk about the opposite sex, because we don't understand each other. Second, I don't talk about the same sex, because it's boring to understand each other too much. Third, I don't talk about living people, because I'm dead, and living people and I don't match. Fourth, I don't talk about dead people, because dead people can't move and it's boring.
Fifth, I don’t talk to those older than me because there’s a generation gap; sixth, I don’t talk to those younger than me because I can’t even take care of myself, let alone him; seventh, I don’t talk to those my own age because there’s no novelty.”
The corner of Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched. "That's not what I meant. I just hope you can give me a discount."
"Oh, is that so? No!"
"Girls shouldn't be so materialistic. How about a flat price of 500 yuan?"
"Liu, Qing, Yan!"
Jiang Nanxi rushed over and grabbed his neck fiercely, "Are you asking me to give you a discount? You want me to break your bones! What's wrong with worshipping money? If girls don't worship money, do they worship Guan Gong?"
Liu Qingyan said weakly, "Teacher Jiang, I really have a good impression of you. For the sake of this pure love, five hundred yuan...ah, stop pinching me, I'm dying. Six hundred yuan at most, no more!"
Jiang Nanxi gritted her teeth and continued to pinch him, "Pure love can no longer satisfy me, only pure gold will do! Five million, no negotiation!"
Liu Qingyan thought about it and said, "Okay, then five million, but I have a request."
"explain!"
"I'm timid. If you said you'd protect me closely, then you need to stay within two meters of me and not leave me alone. If you need to leave for something, you can tell me and I'll agree. But if I call you, you must come back to me."
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