Chapter 74: Mental retardation is also intelligence, so what?
Jiang Nanxi thought for a while and thought that this requirement was simple. After all, this outdoor survival challenge had to be completed as a team.
When crossing the rainforest, the guests had to act together, and she could not leave the team and complete it alone.
"Can."
Jiang Nanxi agreed.
"But you're a rather sinister person. You should transfer half of the money to me as a deposit first, otherwise forget it."
“…”
What do you mean he is more insidious?
Liu Qingyan was speechless for a while before transferring 2.5 million to Jiang Nanxi's bank card.
"I've transferred the deposit to you. Is that okay? You have to protect me and help me win so I can get the bonus to make up for my losses."
Jiang Nanxi looked at the balance of her bank card happily and gave him an OK sign, "I'll take care of it."
As soon as the two of them finished chatting, Hou Xiao's dissatisfied voice came, "Jiang Nanxi, Liu Qingyan, what are you two doing? Have you finished writing the report?"
The smile on Jiang Nanxi's face disappeared instantly, and then he opened the Word document with a bitter and resentful look.
While typing away, Jiang Nanxi said to Liu Qingyan, "Teacher Liu, do you know the meaning of roses? I really want to give Old Man Hou a bunch of roses."
Liu Qingyan was shocked. "Isn't this inappropriate? He's already in his forties and has a wife and children."
Jiang Nanxi: "If you go to work every day, you will be fine sooner or later."
Liu Qingyan paused and thought for a moment, "Then I think giving jasmine flowers would be more appropriate."
"Why?"
"A little bit of slackness on the neck benefits both you and others."
"Hehehehe, I'll go pick some jasmine flowers and give Old Man Hou a big portion."
"Spray some pesticide on it, the kind that evaporates easily. If you inhale it, you will die immediately."
"Hehehehe."
"whee."
Other guests:?
audience:?
[No, what are they laughing at? What secrets are they holding that a distinguished VIP like me can't hear?]
[Why are you two sitting at the same table? Are you discussing your condition? ]
Although I didn't hear what they were saying, their expressions were scary and reminded me of the villain Liu played in the previous movie.
With a bang.
Hou Xiao threw a pen at the table next to Jiang Nanxi and the others and said unhappily, "Writing a report, do you two have so much to say? And you're still laughing, what are you laughing at!
Everyone is writing their reports so seriously, could you two please stop disturbing others?"
Jiang Nanxi put away his bared teeth and suddenly stood up seriously, "I've finished writing it!"
"So soon?"
"good!"
Hou Xiao looked at her in surprise.
I thought she would continue to act crazy and not write the report, but I didn't expect her to finish it so quickly.
Hou Xiao said to her, "Then post your document in the group. I want to see your plan."
"OK."
Jiang Nanxi sat down, logged into WeChat, and clicked send.
The program crew's camera came to Hou Xiao's side and filmed his mobile phone screen, wanting to show the audience what Jiang Nanxi wrote.
Ding Dong sound.
System reminder: ["Sexy Cockroach" sent a Word document in the group chat.]
audience:"……"
Hou Xiao: “…”
Hou Xiao didn’t have any friends with Jiang Nanxi, so when he saw this nickname in the group, his forehead twitched.
Originally, he didn't want to say anything more, but he suddenly saw Jiang Nanxi's profile picture, which was actually a cartoon cockroach wearing black stockings!
Hou Xiao couldn't help but say, "Jiang Nanxi, is this cockroach you? Could you please not use such a disgusting avatar and nickname?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Why do you discriminate against small animals?"
Hou Xiao: "Are you a small animal? You're a cockroach, one of the four pests! How could someone use something so disgusting as their profile picture and nickname?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Oh, then call the police."
Hou Xiao: ???
Hou Xiao was almost so angry that his heart ached, but then the message ding-dong ding-dong rang again in the group.
System reminder: ["18-year-old innocent boy" sent a Word document in the group chat.]
System reminder: ["The Fugitive Monkey from Huaguo Mountain" sent a Word document in the group chat.]
System reminder: [“Akina Mountain Car God” sent a Word document in the group chat. ]
System reminder: [“It’s huge, bear with it for a moment” sent a Word document in the group chat.]
System reminder: [“The one who is not loved is the mistress” sent a Word document in the group chat. ]
Hou Xiao: ???
Director: ???
No, what the hell are these people's nicknames? Why do they all look weird?
The director is friends with these guests and has made notes for them, so he never realized that these people’s nicknames are so abstract!
[Help! Hahahahahaha, who are these nicknames for? Why am I only now realizing that these people are all abnormal?!]
[“It’s huge, bear with it for a moment” must be Chen Lan. The more nothing there is, the more he emphasizes it!]
[Should Song Shixing be the racing god of Akina Mountain? After all, he just won the World Championship.]
[So what you're saying is that this innocent 18-year-old boy is actually our aloof Yan Shen? Ahhhhh, how is that even possible? How could he have such a nickname?!]
Hou Xiao was speechless instantly, not knowing what to say. He couldn't possibly ask the other six guests to change their WeChat nicknames, right?
With a gloomy expression, he clicked on the files in the group chat and first looked at Jiang Nanxi's document.
1. What should you do if you encounter danger?
The worst that can happen is death.
2. What should I do if I take the wrong road?
So what? I won’t die anyway.
3. How to improve efficiency?
I'm going to die now.
4. How to conduct team social activities?
Just treat me as if I were dead.
5. What if I fail to complete the challenge?
It will be okay if you die.
6. How to communicate with the captain?
What can I do? Otherwise, I will die?
7. Daily self-reflection: Why am I not dead yet?
8. Team spirit: We can die together.
9. Supplementary content: Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba (N Abas are omitted below)
Hou Xiao was furious after reading the report. "What the hell did you write? And the word count isn't even enough. Even with the words added later to make up the total, it's only 500 words!"
Jiang Nanxi nodded, "Yes, only 500 words."
Hou Xiao: "Rewrite it for me!"
Jiang Nanxi: "If you read it once, it's 500 words. If you read it 20 times, doesn't that make 10,000 words? Isn't 20 times 500 10,000? If you don't understand this, have you never studied math?"
Hou Xiao was shocked and couldn't help but roar, "How can you count 10,000 words like that?!"
Jiang Nanxi: "So, tell me, is 20 x 500 ten thousand? Is it ten thousand? If not, then how much is 20 x 500? Or are you unwilling to read it twenty times? As the captain, why are you so lazy?"
Hou Xiao: ???
Hou Xiao took a deep breath, his patience almost exhausted. "What kind of logic is this? How can anyone calculate 10,000 words in an article report like that? Are you mentally retarded?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Mental retardation is also intelligence. So, doesn't it also represent my wisdom? Otherwise, why would the word 'intelligence' be added to this word?"
Hou Xiao:?
director:?
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