Chapter 75: Almost Made Hou Xiao Cry
Hou Xiao was almost driven crazy by her logic. He rubbed his hair frantically and continued to yell at her, "I'm not praising you!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Then what do you want?"
Hou Xiao: "Rewrite it for me!"
Jiang Nanxi: "But I'm mentally retarded. I can only write like this: Aba Aba Aba Aba."
Hou Xiao: "Aren't you intelligent? I don't believe you can't write! If you can't write 10,000 words, then just write 500 words to simply express your plan!"
Jiang Nanxi stopped talking.
Sudden.
Jiang Nanxi walked around the living room like a gorilla with his hands hanging down to his chest. From time to time, he put his hands and feet on the ground and ran like a gorilla, making a "Aba Aba Aba" sound from his mouth.
Hou Xiao:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Fortunately, I didn't evolve to the state of a gorilla, otherwise I would have to go to work, Wuhu! I am mentally retarded, I am mentally retarded, I am a mentally retarded gorilla, I can only say Ababa Ababa Ababa Ababa."
director:?
audience:?
[Huh? ? ? Sis, have you forgotten you're a celebrity? Why are you getting more and more outrageous?!]
Doesn't anyone think what Jiang Nanxi said makes sense? Gorillas and monkeys haven't evolved any further, surely because they know they'll have to go to work if they do!
What animal have you ever seen that needs to forage for more than eight hours a day to stay fully fed? Yes, only humans. So, humans might as well not evolve!
[Fuck, my defense is broken! I want to be a monkey and a gorilla too. I don't want to go to work either! The truth of the world is indeed in the hands of the mentally ill!]
Everyone at the scene was stunned.
Li Chu quickly raised his hand, "Captain, my file is empty. I am also a mentally retarded gorilla."
Then she followed Jiang Nanxi, imitating Jiang Nanxi to walk like a gorilla, and making "Aba Aba Aba" sounds while lowering her chest.
director:?
audience:?
“You…you guys…”
Hou Xiao's eyes widened, his mouth slightly open, as he watched in shock as the two men ran around him like gorillas.
"Aba Aba Aba."
"Wuhu Wuhu, give me a banana."
"Aba Aba Aba, if you don't give me bananas, I'll just try to reach for the moon!"
"I am a monkey who steals peaches!"
The two "gorillas" suddenly attacked Hou Xiao crazily, tearing his clothes into shreds, and scared Hou Xiao so much that he screamed wildly on the spot.
"Ah! What are you doing! Let me go! Stop pulling my pants, let me go!"
In the end, if the staff had not come to help, the two atavistic "gorillas" would have torn Hou Xiao's clothes to pieces, leaving him naked to record the show.
"You...how could you do this!"
Hou Xiao's voice was filled with tears. "Director, director! Who are you looking for? Why are you looking for someone with mental problems to participate in the show?"
The director was sweating profusely. He didn't expect Jiang Nanxi to be even more outrageous than in the previous episode!
The director quickly tried to smooth things over, saying, "Teacher Hou, you should go take a break and let these young people choose their own route for hiking in the rainforest.
When we get into the rainforest, you should follow them first, and then offer your suggestions if they do something wrong."
When Hou Xiao saw that the camera was still filming, he was afraid that he would not be able to control his emotions and really cry, so he quickly followed the director to the lounge to rest.
When the audience saw Hou Xiao leaving like that, they immediately laughed.
[Haha ...! This is the first time I’ve seen Hou Xiao break down on a show and almost cry!]
When Hou Xiao participated in variety shows before, he always used his senior status to embarrass others and made some very fatherly remarks. He even made a female guest cry. I didn't expect Jiang Nanxi, this psychopath, to teach him a lesson. Hahaha!
【Lao Deng, try provoking me again! 】
Hou Xiao went to the lounge to rest. Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu finally calmed down, but they were scolded by the director for their previous behavior.
Only inside the living room.
Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu stood in a row, Jiang Nanxi looked up at the ceiling, and Li Chu lowered her head and picked at her fingers. The director spitted and cursed at them in front of them for half an hour.
Director: "Do you two still know that you are celebrities? Teacher Hou is a senior, how can you treat a senior like this? Ah! You are reverting to your roots and becoming gorillas. Then what are you still doing here? Why should I pay you? What kind of salary do gorillas need?!"
The director pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "You, don't pretend you didn't hear anything. Go chop some wood and start a fire. Then cook with Li Chu and treat Teacher Hou to a meal. You can apologize to him!"
At this moment, Liu Qingyan came over to watch the fun.
Jiang Nanxi swiftly attacked, snatched the potato chip from his hand, stuffed it into her mouth and ate it, then looked at the director while sucking her fingers, "I don't understand, smecta."
director:?
Liu Qingyan was stunned. "I've eaten it."
Jiang Nanxi: "Fuck, why didn't you tell me earlier! I'm done for. I'm going to get rabies. Ugh~!"
Liu Qingyan: Who are you calling a dog?!
Director: You two still have the nerve to flirt with each other?!
The director couldn't help but roar, "Jiang Nanxi, if you keep playing dumb, your pay will be cut in half, and you won't be eligible to compete for the outstanding performance bonus!"
Jiang Nanxi: “…”
You are so cruel! Giao!
Jiang Nanxi went out to chop firewood with a look of resentment on her face, but the director's voice came again, "Chop all the firewood in the yard, then come back to cook and apologize to Teacher Hou. If you don't finish, your salary will be deducted."
Jiang Nanxi looked at the firewood piled in the yard as high as the courtyard wall, and his expression became even more resentful.
Liu Qingyan walked over and said, "That's so many! A normal man would need four or five hours to finish them all. Do you want me to help you?"
"Need not."
Jiang Nanxi suddenly laughed out loud, then pulled out the axe next to him, "Isn't it just chopping people? I like chopping people the most... Oh no, chopping wood, hahahahaha!"
Jiang Nanxi walked around for a while, found a whetstone, and then stared straight in the direction of the director while sharpening the knife.
"Once I've sharpened my knife, I'll start chopping people... oh no, chopping wood, haha. I'll kill you all. None of you will survive tonight. I'll chop you into pieces!"
The director turned his head sharply.
Liu Qingyan dropped the potato chips he had just picked up to the ground. "Teacher Jiang, what did you say?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Haha, I said I'd make you into bean paste. Oh no, I meant, I want to eat bean paste. I'm just grinding the bean paste. Kill, kill, kill! I'll kill you all!
Why are you looking at me like that? I just want to grind bean paste. I mean I want to eat bean paste. Hahahaha."
Liu Qingyan looked at her with some concern, "Teacher Jiang, are you okay? You'd better rest for a while."
Jiang Nanxi continued sharpening the knife. "I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine. What could possibly happen to me? I love chopping wood and working the most. It doesn't matter if you don't pay me. At worst, I can just make some bean paste. Oh no, just give me some bean paste."
Liu Qingyan: "..."
director:"……"
Seeing Jiang Nanxi staring at him, the director swallowed nervously and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Her expression is so scary. Would she run into his room with an axe and chop him to death at night?
Just when the director was terrified, Jiang Nanxi's devilish whispers were heard again.
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