Daily Life Causing Trouble with My Childhood Friend

I am Yue Lao (the matchmaker deity). My childhood friend is the God of Wealth. Because we both broke a heavenly rule, we were banished to the mortal world to experience human life and take on simple tasks to extend our lives. Thus, two eccentric individuals appeared at Nancheng No. 1 Middle School. One is an aloof girl with red strings wrapped around her wrists, ankles, and neck. The other is a wealthy young master who wears sunglasses daily and requires twenty-five bodyguards at school.

I am gloomy and eccentric, while he is unrestrained and flamboyant. With personalities that were originally like fire and water, and without the rules of the heavenly realm, we argue constantly in the mortal world – the kind of fights where even the highest deities couldn't intervene.

During one cold war, we even gambled all our immortal merits, secretly vowing to ignore each other. This lasted for over half a month.

Until one day, he stood behind me and suddenly said, “I’ve had enough of being an immortal.” Is he giving up? Excellent. I rolled up my sleeves, thinking he’s putting on a show and just wants to fight. “I want to be your boyfriend,” he added.

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*Short story with a happy ending.

*First-person perspective.

*No paywall.