Fang Zheng didn't expect that after traveling through so many worlds, he would finally encounter the most common opening plot of the protagonist in harem animation - a girl falls from the sky!
Still in the bathroom!
And it appeared suddenly without any warning!
It’s definitely a welfare show!
"Um……!"
However, this girl was not like the heroines in those welfare animations who fell from the sky, shouting "H" and then slapping someone. Instead, she stretched comfortably and stood up directly.
"Escape successful!"
"Who are you? Why do you suddenly appear here?"
Fang Zheng certainly wouldn't be like the male protagonists in those harem animes, blushing and screaming as if he was molested, because he wasn't at a disadvantage anyway, right? Since the other party didn't care, Fang Zheng naturally didn't care either.
"Me? My name is Lala, and I'm from the planet Deviluke."
"…Are you an alien?"
Oh my god, it’s an alien coming up... Fortunately it’s not a xenomorph.
"You can say that, for the people on Earth."
Lala looked at Fang Zheng with a smile, seemingly not caring at all about the situation she was in. Fang Zheng shrugged his shoulders, sighed, and stood up.
"Forget it, wait a moment, I'll find you some clothes, and then we can go out and talk."
The girl named Lala was also carefree, as if she didn't care about her current situation at all. Fang Zheng went out to put on his clothes first, then found a pair of pajamas for Lala and brought her to his bedroom.
"By the way, how come you, an alien, are in my bedroom?"
“Ah, I used this.”
Hearing Fang Zheng's question, the girl named Lala proudly raised her left hand, and on her wrist was a thing of indescribable quality.
"This is the Hopping Wappu I made. Although it can't specify a location, it can still allow a single creature to teleport over a short distance. I used it in the lifeboat of the spaceship, and it accidentally moved to your bathroom."
"……lifeboat?"
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng's eyes twitched, and he couldn't help but think of the thing that hit the school gate this morning. By the way... lifeboat... This word always gave Fang Zheng a bad feeling. Could it be another Star Wars remake?
Facing Fang Zheng's question, Lala showed a heavy expression.
"I'm being hunted."
“…”
Wow, it really is a Star Wars remake?
"I originally thought I would be safe after escaping to Earth, but I didn't expect the pursuers to follow me, and the ship broke down. I was almost caught and taken back by them. Fortunately, I used this to escape."
"You are not some princess, are you?"
Hearing this, Fang Zheng couldn't help but complain, and when Lala heard Fang Zheng's complaint, she looked at him with wide eyes in surprise.
"Wow, that's amazing, how did you know that?"
“…”
Wow, this is really complete, a two-dimensional version of Star Wars?
Is this ok?
Now all that’s missing is a round toilet robot…
"Lady Lala!!!"
However, just as Fang Zheng was thinking about this, suddenly, a round-headed creature with bat wings that looked like a doll rushed in from the window and hugged Lala.
"Lady Lala, are you okay? Lady Lala!"
"Pekai, that's great, you escaped safely."
Looking at the round-headed thing in front of her, Lala was quite excited and introduced it to Fang Zheng. According to Lala, this guy's name was Pekai, and he was a universal disguise robot she made herself.
After hearing Lala's introduction, Fang Zheng was completely speechless.
Okay, now we have the round-headed robot, so where is Darth Vader?
Then, Lala suddenly took off her coat, and then the robot suddenly flashed. Then, after a scene similar to a magical girl's transformation, Lala appeared in front of Fang Zheng again wearing strange white clothes and a round hat.
"I'm really speechless..."
At this moment, Fang Zheng wanted to sigh to the sky. Where the hell did this stitched monster come from? Star Wars + Magical Girl?
Is this ok?
"So, what are you going to do next?"
Fang Zheng is now ready to take on a cosmic mission. It will probably be the same as the woman in Star Wars, defeating the Galactic Empire, defeating Darth Vader, and then establishing the Galactic Alliance...
“Well…”
After hearing what Fang Zheng said, Lala thought for a moment and then opened her mouth to say something. However, at this moment, a gust of wind suddenly blew past, and then two men in black suits appeared in an instant, surrounding Lala from the front and the back.
"You are such a troublesome nobleman. I should have restricted your freedom even if I had to tie you up before you left the Earth."
Standing in front of Lala, the man wearing a black suit, black sunglasses, and dressed like a gangster stared at Lala coldly and whispered.
It seems that these two guys are the pursuers that Lala mentioned.
"Come on, follow me!"
As he spoke, the man in sunglasses grabbed Lala's hand and tried to take her away, but Lala naturally resisted desperately.
"No, let me go! Let me go quickly!"
"Please be obedient!"
“…”
Looking at this scene, Fang Zheng scratched his head, not knowing what to say. He had been prepared for the other party to attack him, but the scene in front of him made people feel more like kidnapping than pursuit... Could it be because of the two-dimensional cute version?
But if you think about it carefully, the Stormtroopers in Star Wars are also stupid...
"Hello."
Fang Zheng didn't want them to mess around in his house. This was his studio, and the equipment inside was very expensive. It wasn't worth it to break it for such a small matter, so he walked up to them, patted their shoulders, and then... punched them.
"Bang!!"
The next moment, the tall and thin man wearing sunglasses was directly knocked out of the window by Fang Zheng, and the other strong man, seeing the situation was not good, also rushed towards Fang Zheng. However, facing the strong man's attack, Fang Zheng was quite calm. He dodged left and right, then turned around and kicked the other strong man out of the window, just hitting the first man in sunglasses who was about to rush in again, knocking them both out.
“Wow…”
Seeing this scene, Lala's eyes widened in surprise, and Fang Zheng also jumped out of the window, then flipped over to the roof and confronted the two people not far away opposite.
"Two grown men bullying a girl, don't you think it's too shameful?"
Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes and looked at the two men in suits in front of him, while thinking about what to do. He certainly couldn't hand the person over to them, but if this was really a Star Wars routine, if the other party sent out a Star Destroyer, then he would be really helpless. After all, he didn't have the Millennium Falcon, and it would be difficult to run away with the princess.
The only lucky thing is that at least he has awakened the Force.
"That's pretty brave."
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded, and then Fang Zheng saw a round UFO falling from the sky not far above his head and appeared in front of him. Then, a beam of light shone down from the UFO, and at the same time, a figure emerged from it and slowly landed in front of Fang Zheng.
This is Darth Vader.
Looking at the figure in front of him, Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes. He could see that the man who fell from the sky was a very young man, probably in his twenties. He was wearing armor and a cape that looked like the villain boss in a Japanese animation, and he looked quite cool.
"Zastine!"
The man named Zastin glanced at Lala, then looked at Fang Zheng.
"Get out of my way, Earthlings, outsiders should not interfere in our affairs!"
And this voice also sounds like that of a perverted big boss.
"Do you think I'm going to sit back and do nothing?"
Facing Zastin's threat, Fang Zheng's eyes flashed with a hint of coldness. I didn't expect that the Star Wars in this world would be so tricky. Is Darth Vader the first one to appear?
"I'll say it again, get out of the way."
"What if I don't let you?"
"Then I will have no choice but to use force to make you submit."
As he spoke, Zastin raised his hand and suddenly pulled out the hilt of the sword. Then, a green lightsaber stretched out from it.
Well, it's really Star Wars?
"You can try it."
Fang Zheng raised his hand, and Frostmourne appeared in his hand.
"Come on, show me what you can do."
"This is what you said, don't regret it!"
Seeing Fang Zheng also summon a big sword out of thin air, Zastin was stunned for a moment, then his face suddenly became serious and he stared at Fang Zheng.
"I am coming!"
Before he finished speaking, Zastin rushed forward, raised the sword in his hand and rushed towards Fang Zheng.
You really have some skills.
Looking at the opponent's attack, Fang Zheng nodded secretly in his heart. Obviously, this guy was a little more difficult than the two men in suits before. However, Fang Zheng didn't care. He just rolled on the ground with Frostmourne in his hand, brushing past Zastin, then swung his sword with his backhand and chopped directly at the opponent's waist.
Zastin's reaction was not slow either. Or should we say that as an alien, although he looked no different from an earthling in Fang Zheng's eyes, his physical fitness was obviously very different. If it were an ordinary human, this blow would be enough to cut him in half. But Zastin turned around instantly and blocked Fang Zheng's attack. Fang Zheng's attack missed and he immediately retreated, just in time to avoid the opponent's counterattack.
After Zastin missed his attack, he immediately tried to gain the advantage. However, Fang Zheng had a lot of combat experience and it was impossible for him not to expect his trick. So when Zastin stepped forward, the sword in his hand stabbed out again, turning into a flash of light and shooting towards Zastin's neck. The latter's face suddenly changed slightly, and he drew his sword back to block, while stepping back and putting some distance between himself and Fang Zheng again.
At this time, Zastin's eyes changed significantly when he looked at Fang Zheng. As the saying goes, an expert can tell the outcome with just one move. Obviously, the strength of the young man in front of him was quite strong, which was completely beyond his expectations.
"I never thought there would be a master like you on Earth."
As he spoke, Zastin held the sword with both hands and stared at Fang Zheng.
"But as the captain of the Deviluke star's personal guard and the strongest swordsman, I will never give up! Take it!"
“…”
Fang Zheng did not speak either. He held Frostmourne in his right hand and slowly reached his left hand to his waist, tightly grasping the Persuader placed at his lower back.
The atmosphere between the two sides suddenly became extremely tense. Both Lala and the two men in suits stared at the scene with wide eyes.
Then...
“Drink aaaaaaaaaah!!”
Gripping the sword tightly, Zastin roared angrily, and rushed straight towards Fang Zheng like a whirlwind.
Facing the violent storm, Fang Zheng was not moved at all. The moment Zastin started to move, he suddenly pulled out the Persuader from his waist and pulled the trigger.
"Bang!!"
When the bullet was fired from the muzzle, Zastin had already come to Fang Zheng, holding up his sword and preparing to swing it down. However, at this moment, the bullet shot straight from the muzzle and hit Zastin's shoulder. The next moment, Zastin's body softened and he knelt down immediately.
At the same time, Fang Zheng swung the sword again and chopped down hard at Zastin!
"Bang!!"
At the last moment, a burst of energy suddenly burst out from Zastin's body, forcibly pushing away Fang Zheng's attack, and he was directly knocked out and fell heavily to the ground.
“Haaaah…haaah…”
Zastin got up from the ground and looked at Fang Zheng in front of him, gasping for breath.
"I never thought that you, young man, would be so powerful... But... I won't give up!"
As he spoke, Zastin picked up the sword again and looked at Lala.
"Lady Lala, please stop messing around and running away from home!"
“…Huh?”
Hearing this, Fang Zheng was stunned.
“No way!”
However, Lala loudly refuted.
"I've had enough. I don't care about whether I'm an heir or not. You ask me to go on a blind date every day! It's so annoying!!"
“…”
Fang Zheng silently looked at the girl behind him and put down his sword.
Uh... sorry, that's too much information, which means... this is not Star Wars, and it's certainly not Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire... ?
"But this is what your father wanted!"
"It has nothing to do with Dad!"
However, at this moment, Lala snorted softly, rushed over and hugged Fang Zheng's arm.
"Besides, I already have a fiancé, and this person just proposed to me!"
“…Huh?”
Hearing this, Fang Zheng was even more stunned, and turned to look at Lala in surprise.
Sister, you can eat whatever you want, but you can’t say whatever you want.
When did I propose to you?!
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