A chess player meets a worthy opponent, a general meets a talented person!

The embarrassment will not disappear, it will only shift.

Just like the smile will not disappear, it will only shift to Xu Yanmiao's face.

[But speaking of unreliability, the old emperor is also quite unreliable. ]

The smile on the old emperor's face disappeared immediately.

——Although he didn't know what Xu Yanmiao was going to say about him.

[Didn't you realize that Prince Shou has been skipping school for three days? ]

The old emperor: "!!!"

Where's the stick!

Where's my Seven-Star Linked Dragon Stick!

This kid is only seven years old this year, and he has learned to skip school? !

[But it's true, he is a prince, and the youngest prince. Although he is not born by Her Majesty the Queen, the old emperor loves him a lot. How dare the teacher of the sect say anything more? He can only turn a blind eye. 】

The old emperor became even angrier.

"Okay..."

I give you money in the hope that you can teach the princes and grandchildren well, and you just turn a blind eye? !

【The main reason is that a great scholar once beat the prince's palm and swollen it. The old emperor directly protected the prince and issued an order to punish the teacher. Now no one dares to be too harsh on the prince. 】 【Although

I don't agree with teachers corporal punishment of students, it seems that many teachers teach students in this way? What if you talk in class, make small movements, and look around, you will be hit three times with a stick, if you are late or leave early, you will be hit four times, if you skip class, you will be hit five times, and if you don't complete your homework, you will be hit six times. 】

【Well anyway... after the old emperor issued the decree, most teachers could only turn a blind eye to the behavior of the princes and grandchildren. 】

Nonsense!!!

The old emperor stared blankly.

He did do such a thing, but after the sister persuaded him, he immediately issued an edict to withdraw the previous decree! Not only did he withdraw it, he also praised their actions and rewarded them with money. Later, he never interfered with how they taught the princes and grandchildren.

Xu Yanmo, don't always tell half of the story!

【Although Her Majesty the Queen persuaded the old emperor with kind words, saying that they were also doing their best to help you teach your son, the old emperor also admitted his mistake and withdrew the decree. But except for those teachers who were particularly upright and fearless of power, other teachers were obviously much more polite to the princes and grandchildren. 】

【I can understand! 】

【——Who knows whether you, Gao Jianyi, said "You can beat my son as much as you want, I don't mind", but secretly made a lot of comments in your heart. 】

Ah! This wall is so beautiful!

The old emperor looked at the wall in front of him for a few breaths, as if he wanted to change his job from emperor to bricklayer.

The Jinyiwei and Minister Bing lowered their heads, just as if they were dead.

"Tai Bo..." As if he had finally admired the wall enough, the old emperor spoke slowly: "What kind of emperor do you think I am?"

Minister Bing: "I dare not criticize you."

The old emperor: "I heard before that someone slandered me behind my back, saying that my moods are obvious, my attitude is changeable, I am difficult to get along with, I am petty, and I am calculative-" "

Do you think it will affect the child prodigy test? Children can clearly distinguish between good and evil. They should prefer the kind and holy monarch, right?"

- The last few sentences were completely used to fool Xu Yanmiao so that he would not be suspicious.

Obviously, it was very successful.

[Someone is slandering the old emperor behind his back? ! ] Xu Yanmiao was shocked: [Why can't I find this melon! ]

[Who is it! ]

You, you!

Who else!

Minister Bing had deep resentment, but he chose his words carefully: "Compared to a benevolent and holy monarch, your Majesty, who is decisive in killing and generous, will be more liked by children - children's likes and dislikes are very naked, they are not bound by too many rules and regulations, but can point out their own "competitive" nature."

The old emperor: "So, do you think I am easy to get along with? Am I the kind of petty and calculative person?"

Minister Bing immediately became angry: "Who is talking nonsense! Your Majesty , have you ever been petty and calculative? Your Majesty has always been tolerant and generous to his subjects, and has clearly distinguished rewards and punishments! "

The old emperor: "I also heard that you prepared a coffin in the mansion before going to court - how come I am such a difficult person to get along with?"

Minister Bing hurriedly said: "Your Majesty! This is the subject's loyalty! They are saying that for Your Majesty and the people of the court, they can ignore life and death! Even if they die suddenly in office, they are willing!"

The old emperor nodded: "Yes."

He was satisfied.

[The old emperor seems to like listening to people praising his merits in recent years?]

Xu ​​Yanmiao's worried voice came: [Many emperors are like this in their later years, they only like to hear good words - usually, unless they die early, they will be surrounded by flattery and will definitely do many stupid things.]

[What can I do? 】

Don't worry.

The old emperor smiled but his heart was not smiling.

I have a good minister who stabbed me from time to time without restraint, and never gave me the opportunity to be surrounded by flattery.

＊

"Go back to the palace!"

The old emperor glanced at the talkative Minister Bing: "Walk with me back again."

Minister Bing bowed: "Yes."

Then, in the blind spot of the old emperor's vision,

he looked at the drugstore not far away reluctantly for several times. ——He originally wanted to go shopping in the drugstore.

[Eh? What is Minister Bing looking at? ]

Bing Hui's body stiffened and his hips tensed.

He forgot that His Majesty might not be able to see his movements, but Xu Yanmiao could see them clearly!

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter...

Bing Hui comforted himself.

Even Xu Yanmiao might not be able to tell...

["Newly arrived rosin in our store, limited quantity, first come first served" - Bing Shangshu is because of this brand, right? ]

[Yeah! Adding rosin to powder and glass fragments can make false agate. So that's how it is! ]

——Many dynasties ago, something called "glass" was introduced from abroad, and it is very different from colored glaze in texture and craftsmanship. White glass round plates, glass vases, glass bowls... have long been served on the table.

The old emperor looked at Bing Hui meaningfully. Minister Bing even thought about where to bury the coffin at home. Xu Yanmiao

added some soil to this land: [You can still think about how to forge things while traveling with the moody emperor, Minister, you really have a special liking for forging things! ]

No, no, no! Don't call me Lord, I call you Lord, and you are my Lord, okay!

Bing Hui wanted to cry but had no tears.

Some things don't need to be exposed. If you don't expose them, even if His Majesty sees them, he may not settle accounts.

But now that you mention it...

[I'm a little curious, and I don't know how fake agate is made.]

The old emperor was actually quite curious.

"Alright!" Pretending to notice that Bing Hui went to see the sign that said "Limited amount of clear rosin, first come first served" again and again: "If you have something urgent, just tell me, can I not let you go? If you want to go into that pharmacy, just go."

Bing Hui: "!!!"

Bing Hui: "Thank you, Your Majesty!!!"

Thank you, Xiao Bai Zewuwuwuwuwuwu!

Sorry, Xu Lang, I was too loud before.jpg

The old emperor: "Don't call your majesty when you go in. Call me Master."

"Yes!"

*

Bing Hui walked in happily, and then suddenly he was no longer happy: "This...what's going on?!"

A woman was lying on a straw mat in the store, her head was bleeding, and several doctors surrounded her to save her.

After asking the medicine boy in the store, it turned out that the woman was just sent here, lived nearby, and was a new bride. The reason why her head was broken and bleeding was that her husband hit her with a vase.

When the old emperor heard that the other party was his wife, he was furious: "If he insults his wife like this, the husband should be killed! This matter should be reported to the government!"

- In his concept, the wife should be respected.

The medicine boy looked at the adult with a look of "legal ignorance": "It is difficult for an honest official to judge family affairs. When the couple quarrels, unless one of them goes to file a complaint, no matter how serious the injury is, the government will not accept the complaint from outsiders."

The old emperor snorted: "I want to see if they will accept it."

The medicine boy's eyes lit up: "Is the guest a noble?"

After the old emperor nodded, the medicine boy immediately became angry and said: "The husband of this family is really a bad man. The lady has been sent here for a quarter of an hour, and he has not shown up! Moreover, the attack was really cruel. He hit the woman directly on the head, fearing that he would not kill her!"

The old emperor frowned.

Bing Hui didn't care about his Qingsongzhi anymore. He wanted to curse: "Men who bully women like this should be played by men!"

Medicine boy: "???"

The medicine boy looked at Bing Shangshu who spoke such fierce words in shock.

"Stop saying these disgusting things." The old emperor rejected Minister Bing's path dependence, and began his own path dependence: "Just pierce the heart and bones, peel off the skin and pull out the tendons."

The medicine boy silently shrank back. He began to think that it was not a good idea to report the lady to the police, but the two people in front of him were more or less perverted, so it should be possible to report to the police, right? The old emperor looked at

them

for a while, his brows wrinkled deeper and deeper: "It's been so long, and her husband hasn't shown up yet?! What a scum!" He

also winked at the commander of the Jinyiwei, asking him to take the token and go to the patrol officer in person.

The commander of the Jinyiwei bowed slightly and turned around...

[Burp. ]

The voice that had been disappearing appeared with a full burp.

[This melon is eaten so full. 】

【No wonder the husband didn't come. He was being rescued by several doctors in the drugstore across the street. 】

【The wife was also ruthless. She also hammered the man's head and made him bleed. There were several bloodstains on his back where the hairpin had pierced into him. 】

【This is a match made in heaven! Both of them have a tendency to domestic violence, and both of them are remarried! Both of their first marriage partners were forced away by their domestic violence! 】

【The matchmaker who brought them together is really a genius! How did she come up with the idea to bring them together? 】

"Bang——"

The commander of the Jinyiwei was so shocked that he didn't have time to look at the road. He hit his head on the medicine cabinet and almost became the third person to have his head broken and bleeding.

The old emperor and Minister Bing were dumbfounded and speechless.

Is there such a coincidence in the world?!

This is the evil that will be dealt with by the evil, right?

They were just filled with righteous anger for nothing?!

[So...]

Xu Yanmiao made a decisive statement: [Now is the time to test which doctor on both sides has better rescue skills.]