Oh! When three people walk together, there must be one who can be my teacher!

Medicine? !

What medicine? ! It's not

just Xu Yanmiao who is excited.

The old emperor and the clerk of the Ministry of War are also excited. Buddhist

temple! Drugging! Put these two words together -

there must be something shocking!

Excited and excited, but I always feel that something is wrong?

The old emperor and the clerk of the Ministry of War lowered their heads at the same time, and the expressions on their faces were extremely wonderful.

What does it have to do with you! Why are you so excited!

Beside him, the 46-year-old Ji Gong had closed his eyes miserably, his lips moved, and I didn't know whether he was talking or breathing through his mouth.

Could it be that Chinese medicine is...

"Bang——"

the old emperor fell down.

"Bang——"

the clerk of the Ministry of War fell down.

On this day, in Yulong Temple, officials of all ranks who came to burn incense with their wives, concubines or female relatives to pray for children heard a very familiar voice exploding in their hearts -

[Help!!!]

[Guard the driver!!!]

Guard the driver? !

Are there thieves trying to assassinate the emperor? !

"Is it the guard? Xiao Bai Ze is calling for the guard, right? Where is His Majesty! Can he tell me where he is!"

"Oh my God, what is going on! Help, help!"

[Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!]

[The old emperor! Lord Ji! And Lian Hang... the back mountain! Why are they in the back mountain! ]

The back mountain!!!

“Hurry, hurry, hurry!”

“Wait for this old man, this old man…”

A group of officials ran towards the back mountain in panic, ordering people to go outside the temple to call for guards as they ran.

Your Majesty! We are here! You must hold on!

[Ahhhhhhhhh——block, block, block——]

[System, block it for me! I don’t want to see this kind of thing!!!]

[I told you to block it, do you hear me!]

[Even if it’s a text version, I don’t want to see it! Who wants to know if the two old men are raising their heads? Ahhhhhhhh! The one who’s not the old man doesn’t want to know either! I don’t want to know this kind of thing!]

It was like a devil’s voice piercing their ears, tearing their hearts apart.

What Xu Yanmiao wanted to block those contents more than anything else was the officials with dishevelled hair and messy clothes.

They slowly stopped.

"Head? What head?"

[Aaaaaaaa! No metaphors! I don't want to know who is picking up the jade, nor do I want to know who is touching the cooked shrimp with his hands!]

"Cooked shrimp?"

Could it be...

someone blurted out: "... medicine?" and immediately shut up.

So it wasn't an assassination, but just... taking that little red pill?

[No! Don't use your fingers to compare the lengths! I'm not interested in this! Not interested! Do you hear me! System, block me!]

Many people squatted down and covered their ears.

No! They also didn't want to know who was stronger than the emperor or Ji Gong! Those

who come to the temple today will definitely be bullied!

Help!!!

The officials had masks of pain on their faces.

Some officials held stones and knocked their heads upwards hard, revealing happy smiles before fainting.

Some officials did not dare to be so cruel to themselves, and could only slap themselves several times: "I told you to come here today! I told you to come here today!"

It's almost the New Year, why are you coming out to burn incense! Are you showing off your money? Can't you just stay in the government office and work honestly!

Other officials fell to the ground, shocked, and did not forget: "It turns out..."

From the back mountain to the main hall, such a long distance, they can hear Xu Yanmiao's voice. It turns out... When Xu Yanmiao screamed in his heart, the corresponding distance of the voice transmission would also become farther?

...

The old emperor and the other two were even more desperate.

What are you screaming for!

We don't want to be forced to compare sizes at all, okay!

Why is it that even though they drank the same pot of tea, Xu Yanmiao, this nasty guy, still didn’t fall for it!

...Oh, that’s right, he never drinks tea.

The old emperor just felt hot and sweaty, and he almost felt like passing out.

He’s already sixty-three years old!

Who is so heartless to give a sixty-three-year-old man a drug to help him have sex! What if he dies from the drug!

Xu Yanmiao walked over carefully and called out cautiously: "You guys, are you okay?"

[Hey, this, this, what should I do? ]

[This is a Buddhist temple, where can I find someone to give them the antidote? ! ]

[The old emperor is sixty-three years old, is it really okay to have been cumming for so long? Is it uncomfortable? Will he suffocate to death? ]

[Lian Hang is still young, what will he do if he gets upset! He just got married not long ago! He doesn’t have any children yet! ]

[And Lord Ji is already forty-six years old! He and his wife have been in love for so many years, is he going to lose his chastity now? ]

Lian Hang was trying hard to hold down the corner of his robe. He didn’t want to be a pervert at all and perform his ultimate move in public - raising his head. When he heard Xu Yanmiao’s thoughts, his eyes immediately turned red.

Xu Lang! Don’t mention me at this time! You just need to care about His Majesty and Lord Ji. I’m just a small official, I’m not worthy! This temple... There are still many officials in the temple who come to burn incense...

I’m still young! I don’t want to be socially dead…

Old Emperor, Ji Sui:?

Did we just think about it?!

Xu Yanmiao was still there, anxious.

【Face! Why is your face so red! Damn! Could it be that the poison has penetrated into his lungs or something!】

The old emperor gasped twice: "Shut up, shut up!!!"

He has to be proud!

Xu Yanmiao immediately covered his mouth.

The old emperor soon realized that he was wrong. When a person shuts his mouth, the voice in his heart will be particularly...

【Where can I find someone to remove the effects of the drug for them!】

【Besides, this is the back mountain, and it will be too late to help them to the meditation room! Doesn't that mean they have to fight in the wild? !】

【Is it really possible for an emperor, a great scholar, and a military official to fight in the wild in a Buddhist holy land?】

【And should we prepare a curtain to cover them? Otherwise, it would be bad to be honest with each other?】

Ji Sui's face was distorted, and he closed his eyes in despair.

He would ask for leave next! Come out after the Chinese New Year!

[Of course, the most urgent thing is to find someone first!]

Officials: "!!!"

They definitely have female relatives around them, but...

it's really hard to choose between being a cuckold or being loyal to the emperor and patriotic!

——Whether it's for yourself or for your son-in-law/brother-in-law/brother-in-law, it's all very explosive, okay!

[If it really doesn't work, find a man? Anyway, whether it's a pill or a potion, these dead things shouldn't be so smart that they can tell the difference between men and women?]

The officials instantly changed from touching their heads to covering their butts.

This... this...

is the risk of loyalty a hundred million points higher?

One of them is a 69-year-old old historian, who has been loyal to the emperor and patriotic all his life. At this moment, his expression changed from struggling to firm.

"Your Majesty!"

"The old minister is here!" He

climbed up the mountain with his old arms and legs.

*

The old emperor didn't know that he had a great loyal minister.

At this moment, he was just hesitant and hesitant, looking at the clerk of the Ministry of War and Ji Sui.

How about... try it?

Seeing this, the two people's anus tightened, and the swollen places were painful again and again, and they almost couldn't hold it back.

The old emperor: Forget it, it's not good to say that I dragged my ministers to the dragon bed.

He turned his eyes to the gentleman again.

Just now, I thought this person was good in every way, he spoke nicely, his three values ​​matched, and his character was pure, but now...

his eyes slowly became picky.

This body smells too good, I don't know how many sachets he has on his body, the smell is so strong. He

also put powder on his face. I know you want to make your skin whiter, but putting powder on is too sissy.

And...

the gentleman was holding his urine hard, and his face was blue and red.

Could it be... Could it be that the emperor knew that he was going to pee? !

"My lord!!!" Xu Yanmiao's voice suddenly rose.

The gentleman's face was distorted, and he almost peed out because of fear.

The old emperor spoke with difficulty: "What's the matter?"

Xu Yanmiao: "I have a way."

The old emperor: "I guessed what the way is... but... let me think about it."

He has been a straight man all his life, and suddenly he was asked to have sex with a man, this... psychological barrier is hard to overcome.

... It may not be easy to overcome physiologically.

[Ah? The old emperor actually guessed it? Still need to think about it? That's right, using your hands in public, even if you are the emperor...]

Use... what? !

The old emperor sat up straight.

Ji Sui's eyes were filled with joy.

The clerk of the Ministry of War had already staggered to his feet and was ready to find a place.

The three of them were ecstatic at the same time: This seems to work!

...

The gentleman looked at the four people running away in confusion: "???" What's going on! Ji Gong, why are you leaving too! Look at me, Ji Gong!

"..." Forget it. He stood up with difficulty, his eyes searching everywhere. After he has solved the major events in his life, he will go to find His Majesty Ji Gong!

...

Xu Yanmiao covered his ears and eyes, with his back to them: "Don't worry! I won't see or hear!"

Three people: "..."

That's enough! You might as well just stand there openly!

In this situation...

the three people's eyes collided in the air, and they could see the embarrassment from each other.

Then, the three of them sat around a tree, all with their backs to the tree trunk, and they couldn't see each other.

In about a quarter of an hour, the three of them were all healed one after another.

But...

the old emperor sat there expressionlessly.

Ji Sui leaned against a big tree, closed his eyes and rested.

The clerk of the Ministry of War had a face full of confusion.

The three of them were in a stalemate, and no one got up first.

After another quarter of an hour, the clerk of the Ministry of War shed sad tears and stood up.

After another while, Xu Yanmiao's voice came - he was talking to the clerk of the Ministry of War.

[Two quarters of an hour will be enough? ]

[Is this time long or short? ]

The old emperor and Ji Sui stared at the air in front of them indifferently.

Yes, that's why they haven't gotten up yet.

- As for the clerks of the Ministry of War, both of them are big guys, he can't afford to offend them, so he can only sacrifice his reputation.

Another quarter of an hour passed.

The old emperor quietly rubbed his numb buttocks.

Ji Sui pinched his sore legs.

Half an hour later.

The old emperor gritted his teeth and tried hard not to make any big movements.

A moment of struggle flashed in Ji Sui's pupils.

He knew that he couldn't embarrass the emperor, but... this was related to the dignity of a man...

but...

never mind, half an hour is enough.

Ji Sui stood up shakily.

The old emperor was delighted.

Ji Sui, it's been half an hour, I should be able to show my prowess in an hour!

An hour later.

Xu Yanmiao's voice came.

[Are you not well yet? ]

[Can it last so long? ]

[Huh? Why are there a bunch of officials staying on the mountainside without moving? Could it be that they discovered the old emperor was here, and wanted to come to pay a visit but were embarrassed to expose the emperor's whereabouts, so they thought of performing a chance encounter on the mountainside? ]

[But there are too many people in this performance, and the emperor is not stupid. 】

The old emperor, who thought it was enough and could stand up, immediately sat back down.

How could one hour be enough!