Go! It's all the hustle and bustle of people we know! I must eat this melon!

The old emperor and his ministers met on the mountainside.

The old emperor faked a smile: "My dear ministers, you are really free today."

The ministers buried their heads and dared not speak.

The gentleman looked as if he had just found out, and exclaimed: "My dear ministers? Are you His Majesty?!"

- After he went to the toilet, he came back.

The ministers were horrified.

Who is this? He is more reckless than Xu Yanmiao? Xu Yanmiao has special privileges, do you? Even if you didn't know the emperor's identity before, you should play dumb now, right?

And... this expression is really fake, who would believe that you didn't know the emperor's identity before?

As expected by the ministers, their Majesty shouted towards the forest: "Drag him away and lock him up."

Seeing several teams of Jinyiwei coming out of the seemingly deserted forest, two or three of them pushed the gentleman away. The gentleman did not dare to struggle too much and was pushed away obediently. Before leaving, he just looked at Ji Sui with hope in his eyes.

Lord Ji! Lord Ji! What you promised me before! You promised to promote "Nu Ji"!

However, Lord Ji lowered his head and lightly flicked the dust on his sleeves, as if this hope had nothing to do with him. After all

...

Ji Sui's face was expressionless.

Promoting "Nu Ji" or something, he really has a daughter.

——He never intended to let "Nu Ji" replace the current trend.

After the foreign races came to rule the Central Plains, they brought some customs with them. The barbarians never said that women should not leave the house. They had to herd livestock regardless of gender. In the past 500 years, these customs have been deeply rooted in the Central Plains.

When the Han Dynasty Zhou Dynasty put things right, this dynasty brought a sense of the wildness and openness of the grassland. Women can go out on the street, do business, and work outside. When they reach the age of marriage, women can also marry according to their own wishes.

Although the restrictions gradually became stricter in the middle and late periods of the dynasty, they were generally looser than other dynasties. In the current Great Xia Dynasty, Xia inherited the Zhou system, and inherited not only the Zhou system, but also the customs and habits of the Great Zhou.

——So, Ji Sui had planned to destroy the bridge after crossing the river from the beginning.

As for whether the emperor would be tempted to implement it?

Ji Sui could only say that with the prestige of the founding emperor, plus his personal preference for chaste women...

I have heard that your majesty's favorite Princess Xiangyang had to recite "Nu Ji" after making a mistake.

If your majesty wanted to promote "Nu Ji", he would have implemented it at the beginning of the founding of the country - let alone, the emperor thirty years ago wanted to "improve" the barbaric customs of the previous dynasty. Isn't it because Her Majesty the Queen stopped it?

The gentleman's eyes were red with anger.

Ji Sui! Your mother is a servant! You actually went back on your word! Shameless!

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Xu Yanmiao glanced at the Jinyiwei a few times, and suddenly an idea popped up in his mind -

[Huh? They have been protecting the emperor all the time? Didn't they see it when the old emperor did it?】

The Jinyiwei commander's legs went limp, and he knelt down in front of the emperor with a thump.

【Huh? Why did you kneel down suddenly? Did I miss something?】

Under the old emperor's cold gaze, the Jinyiwei commander hurriedly said: "Your Majesty! I am late to rescue you!"

After dispelling Xu Yanmiao's doubts, he emphasized: "I will never turn my back again! I will never turn my back again!"

He emphasized it twice.

Anyway, the old emperor understood. His face lightened up.

It seems that the Jinyiwei still has a brain, and turned his back when he realized that something was wrong, and didn't see him... himself... Anyway, he didn't see it!

Xu Yanmiao relied on the fact that he was just thinking about it in his mind, and that the old emperor and his men were not in any physical or physical trouble, so he did not hesitate to gloat over the misfortune: [Fortunately, fortunately, I don’t like drinking tea, so I escaped a disaster, hahahahahaha! ]

The old emperor’s face darkened.

The ministers did not dare to say anything, silently thinking that they were wooden men.

[Let me see how this (aphrodisiac) got into the Jade Dragon Temple. It’s too bad. How could the old emperor and his men drink it by chance? Hahahahahahaha! ]

The laughter shook again and again, drilling into the old emperor’s ears, making his face darker and darker.

Laugh, laugh, laugh! What are you laughing at! You, an unmarried girl, really have to be happy that you didn’t get the [aphrodisiac], otherwise you would have died long ago, and you would have been so ashamed that you would have committed suicide by jumping into a well!

[Fuck! This temple! 】

Xu Yanmiao seemed to have seen something, and his eyes widened.

The old emperor paused, and righteously decided to forgive Xu Yanmiao's disrespect for one stick of incense!

His ears stood up -

what's wrong with this temple? !

Could it be the legendary temple of lust? The so-called efficacy of praying for children is actually that monks [rape] women and make them pregnant? !

When he thought of this possibility, the old emperor raised his thick eyebrows and glared.

Thief! Lustful monk!

The next breath, Xu Yanmiao's voice came as expected.

【In this temple, many monks and noble ladies are having an affair! 】

【Wow! It's all consensual! What a big cuckold temple! What Yulong Temple? It turns out that it is a place that specializes in wholesale green hats for men. Hahahaha! 】

Officials present: “?!”

What did you say? Who specializes in wholesale green hats for whom? ? ?

Many officials were so shocked that they almost fainted.

The women in their families have come to this temple many times!

The old emperor’s eyes were as big as bronze bells.

Of course, others were sad, but he... was excited.

Green Hat Temple!

Who has ever heard of such an exciting thing!

——His sister will not cuckold him, so he can eat melons with peace of mind!

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The melon was not finished. After Xu Yanmiao said that it was the Green Hat Temple, there was no movement and he ran to read other gossips. It was obvious that he had no interest in the sequel.

The emperor and officials: “!!!”

But we are interested!

But even if they have a thousand tricks, they can't do anything to Xu Yanmiao who is not interested. They hinted that he didn't understand very well, and changed the topic to the temple. He just said "oh" and didn't participate in the topic. In his heart, he was thinking, what's so fun about a cuckold temple? He has seen too many things like this, and it's not as good as so-and-so...

We don't want to know so-and-so!!!

We just want to finish this melon!

Cut the melon in half, and the whole family will become eunuchs!

The next day is a rare rest day, and the third day is the court meeting. But at this court meeting, many people found that their colleagues were mentally depressed, and the whole person was listless and couldn't muster up the energy.

Ask, smile bitterly, and add a sentence "Don't ask". Isn't this more tempting!

The officials who went to the Jade Dragon Temple to burn incense were immersed in their own thoughts and were too lazy to notice the murderous eyes of their colleagues.

——They still wanted to kill people! Two days! For two whole days, they had no appetite and did not dare to ask their wives and concubines at home if they were having affairs.

They dared to guarantee that if they asked, Xu Yanmiao would definitely notice it. Regardless of whether it was really a cuckold or not, they would lose face when he paid so much attention to it in the court!

At least they had to wait for Xu Yanmiao to explain the matter of the Jade Dragon Temple clearly before they could make a move!

This time, Xu Yanmiao did not make any trouble in the court and attended the court in a proper manner.

The emperor and all the officials were both relieved and regretful that nothing happened. Why was there no fun (crossed out) that nothing happened!

When the court was dismissed...

"Your Majesty!" A man stood up.

The old emperor turned back in surprise, but after recognizing that the person who called him was the Marquis of Ji'an, he still asked him in a good manner: "What's your business?"

The dukes and marquises of his generation were basically the ones who had accompanied him in conquering the world, or the sons/grandsons of the ones who had accompanied him in conquering the world. The old emperor treated these old guys with preferential treatment as long as they did not cross his deadline.

However, the Marquis of Ji'an was a marquis who could not be inherited from generation to generation, so his status in the old emperor's heart was still a level lower. The face of

Marquis Ji'an was full of rosy glow: "Your Majesty! And all my colleagues, my ninth son is one month old today, please come and show me your kindness."

The old emperor was surprised: "Is it your legitimate son?"

"Yes!" Marquis Ji'an spoke in a particularly loud and proud voice: "He is the ninth child born to me by my wife! It's a boy!"

How could he not be proud? The first eight children were all legitimate sons, each of whom was raised to adulthood. Now he is over fifty years old, and he still has a ninth child! What does this prove? It proves that he has a lot of offspring! It proves that he is still as vigorous as ever in middle age!

The other dukes and marquises were almost jealous.

They said "Congratulations", "Marquis Ji'an is still strong at old age", "Congratulations on having a big fat boy", but in fact, they were jealous to death.

"Damn it, how come he has so many sons when we are both conquerors! Forget sons, I only have two children!"

"It's the same for me, I only have one daughter!"

"Yeah, how come we both followed Your Majesty to conquer the world, I have eighteen concubines, but only have two sons and one daughter now! His wife alone has nine!"

"It's really annoying to compare yourself to others!"

"But his concubines have few children, five of them can't even have two children."

Xu Yanmiao's inner voice echoed at this moment, just as she was feeling sour.

——With a sense of doubt, confusion, and curiosity.

[It's not his, why is he so happy? 】

"!!!"

Sorry, although it's not right, but... many court officials' eyes lit up.

Yee yee! Eight sons! Yee yee! All born by his wife! Hey, hey, hey! He is still strong and vigorous even when he is old !!!

Wuhu! A general said with a sense of schadenfreude: "I was wondering why his concubines were not very fertile. It turns out that he himself is not that good at giving birth." The person who said this was the one who said with resentment before, "How come he has so many sons even though they are both conquerors! Let alone sons, I only have two children so far!" The old emperor coughed and tried to speak softly. ——Being cuckolded by his wife is really... puff... too miserable. "Qingjia, this..." The face of Marquis Ji'an turned from flushed to flushed, and his complexion was particularly ugly. At this time, the Jinyiwei stepped forward at the right time and quickly whispered in his ear what Xu Yanmo had revealed - otherwise it would be difficult to explain why he was so excited one moment and rushed out angrily to catch the adulterer the next moment. As soon as the Jinyiwei finished speaking, the Marquis of Ji'an rushed out with his bloodshot eyes bulging out, cursing as he rushed: "Bitch!" The old emperor sighed: "It's really pitiful..." So should I go and see it? If I go, wouldn't the lively attitude be too obvious? Glancing to the side, the lady's family members were also rushing out with eagerness. Someone else shouted: "You old thing, you still have the nerve to catch the adulterer! Take my sword!" The prince glanced at his hesitant father, laughed, and followed him. Why not eat the melon when you have it! The old emperor was still tangled. Then, he heard Xu Yanmiao's sighing voice. [This Marquis Ji'an is really shameless. His wife is the sister of Marquis Pengcheng. Marquis Pengcheng's family has such a precious daughter, and they wanted to marry her back then. If Marquis Ji'an hadn't sworn to heaven that he would never take a concubine, and signed a written document as ironclad evidence, Marquis Pengcheng's sister would not have married him. ] [Why are you angry? If you hadn't taken a concubine first, she wouldn't have gone to find the pretty monk. ] The old emperor was originally unable to accept Xu Yanmiao's point of view and was frowning. When he heard the latter part, his attention was instantly diverted. Pretty monk? What pretty monk? [Oh! It's still an acquaintance! ] Xu Yanmiao became excited: [It's the beautiful woman who wanted to seduce the old emperor in the Buddhist temple before! ] The ministers who didn't know about this matter: "!!!" Woo, wow! A Buddhist temple! So exciting! Your Majesty, is this what you want to do? The old emperor's forehead was bulging.

There is no need to mention these unnecessary things!

[She is the one who cheated on Marquis Ji'an!]

[Fuck! Adulterer! The adulterer is the abbot of that temple!]

The old emperor: "Get up the sedan chair!"