Hiss! Marquis Ji'an gave birth to nine sons, each with a different father!

Of course, the melon-eating thing has to happen on the spot!

Running outside the Marquis Ji'an's mansion, Xu Yanmiao's eyes widened: "Ah, this, this, this..."

[Who is so wicked! Send someone to invite the monk from Yulong Temple! ]

The old emperor: "..." Where is the wickedness? He thought righteously. I just want my beloved minister, Marquis Ji'an, to be a clear-headed ghost. What's wrong with me!

As soon as the door was opened, the scene was quite exciting.

The people from the two marquisates stood clearly, and those who could be put here were all guards who supported the scene, and they were all very strong.

Marquis Ji An stood in the middle and yelled, "You bastard! How long ago did this happen?"

The beautiful woman's hair was disheveled and her clothes were half-open. It was obvious that she had just woken up. She said without hesitation, "From the first time you broke the contract."

Marquis Ji An calculated...

-- Not bad!

Not bad, not bad, at least the eldest son is his biological son.

Xu Yanmiao: [Wow! Doesn't that mean all nine sons belong to other people? 】

Marquis Ji'an: "......???"

Marquis Ji'an: "!!!"

Marquis Ji'an had a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat: "You bastard! How dare you lie to me! My first concubine was taken in in the third year after marriage, and my eldest child was born in the second year after marriage. How come even the eldest child is not my child?!"

The beautiful woman sneered: "Oh, I thought you were asking about raising a lover, but you said whoredom? Of course, if you whore, then I will too."

Marquis Ji'an: "..." Marquis Ji'an felt dizzy, "What? You mean more than one? Then could it be that the fathers of these nine children are all different..."

The civil and military officials showed sympathetic eyes.

Marquis Ji'an did not dare to think too much, but it did not prevent the annoying bad guys from forcing him to face the reality: [Wow, too hot! Marquis Ji'an gave birth to nine sons, and each one has a different father! 】

Officials: “Pfft…”

Emperor: “Ahem…”

No, they didn’t want to laugh either. If they want to blame someone, blame Xu Yanmiao’s wicked mouth!

Marquis Ji’an’s face flushed: “You! You’re going too far!!!”

[Hey, did he say something to the other side? Why is he suddenly so angry? ]

The prince, who strolled to Xu Yanmiao’s side to eat watermelon, shook his head: “Marquis Ji’an has a very bad temper.”

That’s right, he can’t lose his temper with Xu Yanmiao, he can only be furious at his wife’s incompetence.

The Marquis of Ji'an pointed at the beautiful woman and roared, "It's because you just had a baby and couldn't serve me! I was afraid you would be sad, so I took in a maid specially for you. I've done you a great favor!"

The beautiful woman refused to be outdone, and started talking like firecrackers, "You're incompetent but you're addicted! You can't even last a stick of incense, like noodles, and those concubines you took in still flatter you and coax you into saying you're really great. It's really hard to make money and shit, it makes me feel bad just watching. Hey, look at you, you won't take their words seriously, will you?"

The Marquis of Ji'an's face had turned from red to blue, from blue to white, and then from white to purple: "You, you, you... you're talking nonsense!"

[Really give Marquis of Ji'an face, a stick of incense is enough for Marquis of Ji'an three times. She's pretty nice! 】

Marquis Ji'an: "Enough!!!" He was spreading rumors! It was only enough for two times!!!

The strong man with a sullen face beside the beautiful woman saw that the situation was not right and stepped forward directly: "We agreed at the beginning, but you broke the agreement and had a whore and a concubine. How dare you blame others! If it weren't for my sister, we would have broken your legs at the door this morning!"

Marquis Ji'an's expression eased. From the overwhelming grief and anger, I actually tasted a bit of sour relief.

At least the lady is willing to stand up for those two unreasonable brothers for me. I am still attractive.

Xu Yanmiao gave serious affirmation in her heart.

[Yes, yes, the wife of Marquis Ji'an still cherishes him very much. 】

Xu Yanmiao pinched her throat in her heart.

【“Brother, there aren’t many people like him who are stupid, easy to control, and handsome. Anyway, I’m going to get married anyway, so I might as well keep him.”】

“Hahahahahaha——”

Many of the ministers were as powerful as Marquis Ji’an. They were often boasted about their sons by Marquis Ji’an, and were ridiculed by him openly and secretly. Now they were very proud and laughed very loudly.

【What she said was absolutely true. Many wives later got married, and they hated themselves for not being quick enough. They could only find stupid and easy to control men, but could not find stupid, easy to control, and handsome men.】

“…”

The laughter stopped abruptly.

There was silence.

“Husband, Madam…”

A terrifying thought rose in their minds at the same time: Wait, Xu Yanmiao is not talking about my wife!

The strong brother of the wife of Marquis Ji'an was still scolding: "What a good daughter my sister is! Although she is a little willful, she is kind-hearted! You didn't do anything, but she let the children call you dad! When you are exhumed from the coffin in the future, won't they help you break the pot! Don't be so greedy!"

"You - you -" Marquis Ji'an raised his hand, his fingers trembled, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak!

Those colleagues came to his senses before him. Compared with the invisible cuckold, the drowned dog in front of them is more important. One by one, they pretended that Marquis Ji'an was deaf and spoke very loudly.

"Powerful, wow, so powerful, you can get eight sons without any effort."

"Hiss! This green hat has been worn for almost thirty years! From the age of ten to fifty-five!"

"I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it!"

"I remember! My wife has met the wife of Marquis Ji'an in Yulong Temple more than once!"

"Huh? Then doesn't your wife often go to Yulong Temple?" The person asking the question was the official who was in the temple on the day when the old emperor and the three men were in the temple.

The official who took the initiative to mention his wife was confused: "Yes, what's wrong? Yulong Temple is so effective in praying for children..."

The person asking the question showed sympathy.

Not only the officials who took the initiative to mention their wives, but also those officials who did not go to the temple two days ago felt a thump in their hearts.

Then, they heard Xu Yanmiao's tut- ...

[The monks in Yulong Temple are all so handsome, speak sweetly, and are very good at serving people in bed. It is normal for noble ladies and wives of officials to like them. ]

【Wuhu, no wonder it's so effective to pray for a child. These monks have ranked themselves according to the "degree of ease of getting pregnant". The one who is most likely to get pregnant has the highest price, hahahahahaha! 】

【Hahahahaha, they are amazing, really amazing. They even know to specifically find those wives of officials who are strong and have a family background comparable to their husbands to express their hints! In this way, the other party will not only not leak the matter after tasting the sweetness, but will also come to enjoy it, and can also protect them after the matter is exposed! 】

This time, many officials were shaking.

It's okay to eat melons on yourself!

They put their wives in the picture and thought that Xu Yanmiao was talking about their wives.

The green hat that had disappeared fell on his head in an instant.

For a moment, it was dead silent.

Oh, it's not completely dead silent.

The prince looked left and right, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Wow..."

This exclamation woke up a lot of people. His own father even glared at him: "What are you mixing!" But he didn't regret it.

Because...

it was really exciting!

[Fuck! This Dali Temple Secretary! ] The

Dali Temple Secretary cursed.

Others looked over with sympathy.

Among so many people, he was the first to be named, which was too unlucky.

However, after the sympathy, people's hearts began to itch again.

What about the Dali Temple Secretary! Could it be a scene of a lonely lady meeting a handsome monk at night? ! ——Anyway

, they haven't had fun yet, so of course they should seize the time to enjoy other people's fun!

Hurry up, hurry up!

[Keeping a pair of sisters as concubines! Tsk tsk! ]

All the officials immediately regretted it.

What, that's it, what is this...

[These sisters are the younger sisters of a direct official of Yulong Temple. They told the monks that Dali Temple Secretary is particularly bad at that aspect. Every time he makes people feel very painful, and the duration is also very short. ]

[This is exactly the same as Ji'an Marquis! ]

Dali Temple Secretary "!!!"

You are short! Your whole family is short!

He is different from Ji'an Marquis! His two concubines said that he is particularly fierce!

Every time they take most of the day to get out of bed!

[These monks found out, and when Dali Temple Secretary secretly went to see the concubine, they actually sent the monk who was the best at work and looked particularly good to secretly see Dali Temple Secretary's wife who was burning incense! ]

[Then! Tsk tsk, wow——]

Then what!

Some officials looked at each other with burning eyes, while others licked their lips excitedly.

Exposing the concubine's affairs and using this as an excuse to hook up with her!

And he sighed again with relief: "Fortunately, fortunately, it's none of our business."

Dali Temple Secretary really couldn't laugh anymore, and slowly bit his teeth.

He remembered.

His wife was obviously cold, domineering and jealous before, and didn't allow him to take a concubine. The last time he favored a maid in the house, in broad daylight, his wife rushed into the room with a machete and chased the two people who were still naked in bed all over the yard.

That's why he kept the two sisters outside, but recently his wife no longer kept an eye on him, as if she had grown sensible all of a sudden. Not long ago, when he tried to mention taking a concubine, his wife said gently: "I know you like gentle, caring and flattering people. Such people are really good."

He thought his wife finally understood what women's virtues were, but he didn't expect it!

[Tsk tsk, this meeting is like a perfect match! Who doesn't like a considerate person? My wife is so well served and very satisfied. She even wants to change to a wilder one next time! ]

[There's nothing I can do about it. Who lets you have so little time and poor skills... You can find a concubine, and I can find someone to serve me, too. ]

[And I'm really sweet-mouthed and know how to do things. I'm afraid that my wife will dislike that my place is not clean, so I only use my hands, tongue, and props washed with hot water - such as Mr. Horn! I even bathe and burn incense before doing it! Who doesn't like it? ]

The Dali Temple Secretary's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Me!