Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, Each Showing Their Magical Powers!

When getting off the boat to rest and heading to the inn, all the officials rode horses, and only the emperor rode in a car.

But as soon as Xu Yanmiao's thoughts came out, all the civil and military officials suddenly and quickly turned off their horses, and looked down at their crotches at the same time.

To outsiders, this scene was very strange. Not only did these people move the same, but even their facial expressions were particularly similar - all of them were a mixture of shock, horror, and confusion, and even the degree of their eyes widening was exactly the same.

Civil officials were fine. Although they were required to master the six arts of a gentleman, when they were fighting for the world, they were not like military officials, who sat on horses almost all day long, and sometimes even had to gallop.

But military officials... suddenly remembered that when they first learned to ride and shoot, a certain place was burning and painful.

Although in order to make the lower body comfortable, when riding a horse, the buttocks are not tightly attached to the saddle, but the waist should be used to lift the buttocks, and sit up with the frequency of the horse's back. The calves should also be used to clamp the horse's belly, and then stand up on the stirrups.

However, there is a process from unfamiliar to proficient. When I was not proficient...

[Practicing riding a horse was so hard... Military commanders are really not human. At the beginning, I couldn't learn to lift my waist and hips. My buttocks had to stick to the saddle for a long time. When the horse jumped, I bounced, and then fell freely on the saddle... It hurts! It hurts so much! 】

【Moreover, the old emperor was a makeshift team at the beginning, and the times were chaotic, so there was no opportunity for systematic and planned horse training. The generals had to figure it out on their own... "Hiss——" Their butts and balls must have been hit at least 800 times, if not a thousand times? 】

The generals finally couldn't hold it anymore, and they covered their faces and grimaced.

It hurts! It really hurts!

No wonder they said that they didn't seem to have their balls rubbed much on the horse, so why didn't they do it? If Xu Yanmo hadn't mentioned it, they would have deliberately forgotten the pain of almost losing their balls when they first started learning.

The old emperor couldn't hold it anymore, and he let out a soft "hiss" of cold air.

When he was learning horse riding, although he had a teacher to teach him, it was really not easy to learn. After a day of riding, his butt was almost broken before he could barely learn to lift his waist and hips occasionally.

In the first month of learning horse riding, going to the toilet was like being tortured!

——So he really didn't understand. If riding a horse is so difficult, why are there such terrible things as sworn brothers in this world! Don't they feel pain? !

Over there, the generals were already muttering.

"Then the Xiangyang bandits we fought back then, didn't they have such troubles? Their cavalrymen were all from wealthy families, and those young masters of noble families started training since they were teenagers. 'A man has no neck, and a boy has no waist'. Basically, a child can lift his waist on a horse for a whole day. They are not afraid of hitting their balls when they just start training, and once they master the sit-up technique, they will hardly hit them."

"!!! Oh my God! No wonder! I was wondering why the cavalrymen in our army fought the most vigorously when fighting the Xiangyang bandits!" We

are all cavalrymen, but you have been training since childhood, so it is especially easy for you and you don't have to worry about ball pain, but we have to suffer a lot. Who can not go crazy if we hold someone else's horse?

"It's not just young people who are practicing! In order to prevent the saddle from rubbing the horse's back, they padded flesh under the saddle! Padded flesh!!! We are just covering the skin, but they padded flesh! After a charge, they can even take out the cooked meat and eat it..."

Damn!

No more! The more I talk, the angrier I get!

The generals gnashed their teeth, wishing they could drag out their old rivals and whip their corpses.

"This is all in the past, I just want to know...can this thing still be cured?"

As soon as these words came out, the generals fell silent.

They wanted to know too! But...who to ask Xiao Bai Ze! Besides, Xiao Bai Ze might not know about this!

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Xu Yanmiao turned to look at the military secretary and was shocked: "Why are your eyes so red?"

The military secretary was incontinent. When he was anxious, his eyes would turn red. If his emotions fluctuated more, he really couldn't help crying.

He was crying very sadly and sobbing: "Xu Lang! I... I heard those military generals say that it is easy to hit the lower body when they first learn to ride a horse. Is it because of this that they have few children... I... I also passed the imperial examination and had the money to learn riding and archery. What do you think about my future offspring..."

So, can it be cured?

The military secretary looked at Xiao Bai Ze eagerly.

Xu Yanmiao patted his shoulder: "My condolences!"

[This... Lian Hang's case, I don't know if I can find a doctor to see if it can be cured. Learning archery has led to infertility, and I can't do anything... How about asking the system? ]

[Okay, I asked before, no. ]

[That's right, the Bagua system is not a miracle doctor system. Asking the Thunder God in the sky if it can rain is not going to work. ] Before

the clerk of the Ministry of War could even move, Xu Yanmiao heard someone in the distance shouting that someone had fainted.

It seemed that there was more than one person.

Xu Yanmiao was at a loss: "What happened?"

The clerk of the Ministry of War looked at Xu Lang's innocent face and sighed deeply.

He always felt that if they didn't die of fright at the beginning, with their heartbeats speeding up every day, then everyone in the court would probably live a long life in the future - because their hearts would become particularly strong after practicing.

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You can move freely at night.

Oh, except for the magistrate of Yanshi County.

[Strange? Why did the old emperor suddenly call someone over? He seemed to have a gloomy face. What happened? ]

This thought appeared in Xu Yanmiao's mind for less than ten seconds, then disappeared, and was replaced by...

[The stone tablet with the word "life" on it where the old emperor served as Guanyin for children... I want to see it! ]

Xu Yanmiao didn't care about eating, and bought two cakes on the road and went straight to the famous scenic spots in the county.

Then, he met the old emperor on the way.

【Ah... this...】

Xu Yanmiao glanced at the old emperor's ugly face, pretending that he had done nothing, trying to get away with it: "Why are you here, sir?"

"Xu, Yanmiao." The old emperor squeezed every word out from between his teeth: "Why are you here?"

Xu Yanmiao said obediently: "I was just strolling around..."

The old emperor chuckled: "There is only one way here, which is the way to the stone tablet with the word 'life' - you must have asked about it long ago, otherwise you wouldn't come here as soon as you got off the boat."

Xu Yanmiao thought that “inquired about it” meant that he had made a travel plan in advance.

The old emperor's resentful voice was heard again: "Have you finished your official duties today? You come out to play? How can you be so ignorant of people's words and expressions? Look at those ministers and vice ministers above you, are they as leisurely as you are all day long? Still care about the fertility-granting Guanyin? Is this something you, an unmarried widower, should care about?"

People were under the eaves, Xu Yanmiao lowered her head silently: "That's what your lordship taught you."

In the background sound were the cries of selling candied haws and the greetings of the wine shop owner, hawkers carrying flower baskets and fruit baskets, dog sellers pulling several dog leashes, and there were also sorcerers, fortune tellers, divination practitioners, and portrait painters...

Common people were walking around here, and this area was particularly prosperous, which meant that many people really believed that the emperor was the fertility-granting Guanyin.

So the emperor's face became even darker.

But...

[What does it have to do with me? It's not me who did it! You're taking it out on me!]

[Zhou Pa Pi, you don't allow people to go out to play during the New Year holiday. It's only the second day of the New Year!]

[And how much is the salary of the Shangshu, how much is the salary of the Shilang, and how much is the salary of the Siwu? You take 2,000 yuan and blame me for not doing 20,000 yuan of work. That's too much.]

[Why can't I pay attention to the Goddess of Childbirth if I'm not married? You're so angry because you became the Goddess of Childbirth.]

[Besides, I'm not the only one here...]

[The Minister of Personnel, the top boss of my department, didn't he still pretend to be a candied haws seller to come and see the "sheng" monument? 】

Suddenly, the blackness on the old emperor's face seemed to solidify there, and his eyes stared dimly at the man who had his back to him and was selling candied haws.

The Minister of Personnel: "..."

The man selling candied haws turned around stiffly and raised a candied haw stiffly: "My dear, would you like some candied haws?"

The old emperor: (: )

【The Minister of War also brought a basket of flowers to sell. Oh, he also pinned a lot of flowers on his head for fear that you would find out. 】

The old emperor looked dimly at the flower seller again.

The Minister of War: "..."

He lowered his head silently, and the three flowers on his head fell to the ground with his movements, leaving only the other flower on his ear still swaying in the wind.

【Hey, the Minister of Justice is so talented, he can also read faces, I didn't expect it! 】

The Minister of Justice, who was packing up his fortune-telling stall and planning to flee, grabbed a banner with the words "No money if it doesn't work" written on it and covered his face with it.

As Xu Yanmiao called out the names one by one, eight or nine out of ten officials who were accompanying him were here.

In front of the "Life" monument, there are usually many people who worship the monument and burn incense, but the huge crowd tonight must be attributed to these officials.

The old emperor was so angry that he almost laughed.

"Get out of here!"

One by one, the officials came over with a guilty conscience.

What made the old emperor happy was that there were still senior officials who had not arrived: "You should learn from Qin Guan! He never had these unnecessary curiosities!"

Qin Guan was the name of the general. "What do you mean by

no curiosity?" Yongchang Hou curled his lips: "It's because he doesn't need 'sending a child'."