Chapter 107: Follow-up to the "Stationer's Photo Shooting" incident (pure forum content)
[Han Jie's "Lion" Challenge Review! Check out the debut work of our up-and-coming choreographer, Coldy! It's hot right now! (Hot)(Hot)(Hot)]
[Poster]
I knew Choreographer Kou was versatile, but I never imagined she'd be this versatile—she can even choreograph! I'd never heard this song before and thought it was a kid's, but it turns out it's a niche song. Usually, when people tagged her, it's either a choreographer's cover or someone else's song, but today there was nothing! And in her post, she said, "Today! Choreographer~"
Choreographer means choreographer, so it's super obvious that she choreographed it herself! And this location looks like it's at home, not a dance studio. I don't know what kind of quirk it is to dance at home, but I feel that it further proves that this is her own dance work. Otherwise, she wouldn't have used such a casual and natural location, and there wouldn't have been any backup dancers.
(PS: I've searched the entire internet, and there are very few audio files for this song, let alone dance videos. I haven't seen any choreography like this, and the original singer only sang.)
Everyone who hasn't seen this post, go check it out immediately! Someone has already shared it on Weibo! [Video Link]
My sister's choreography is exceptionally good, perfectly embodying the meaning of "flowing like clouds and water." It's light when it needs to be light, and powerful when it needs to be powerful. It's effortless and as smooth as silk. I feel like she could compete in "Dance Storm" and win first place!
Those idols who pretend to jump with ease but are actually too soft can learn from Coldy how to control their limbs. [GIF] Especially this upper body turn, backbend, leg flip, and stretch on the ground. I didn't understand how she went down or how she came up. All I can understand is that if I jumped like that, I would have broken my bones long ago. Sister, your flexibility is really amazing.
[GIF][GIF][GIF] Not a single frame is unbelievable! The only downside to this song is that it's too short, only a few dozen seconds long! Ahhhhh, I want to see the whole song, sister! Could you make more of it?!
The funniest part is that in the last few seconds, a dark shadow darted past in a flash. I took a screenshot of that frame and it was us! Haha! Are the puppies going to dance too?
I just remembered when my sister played "Dog Barking" during "I'm Alone," our Haha Bao was so enthusiastic about dancing along. I wonder if she wants to be a backup dancer again now?
But haha, this song is "Lion," not "Dog." You're not the same species! (laughs)
At this point, some people might ask, who filmed this video of the main package? How is it possible for someone to film her at Sister Kou's house?
Good question! Of course it's the famous Brother-in-law Kou! Everyone, open your eyes wide and look carefully at the last shot. Isn't it so shaky that even your own mother wouldn't recognize you? So I seriously suspect that some guy with an extremely low threshold for laughter couldn't hold back his laughter. Young man, your hand is pretty steady, almost comparable to a professional photographer. I can't even imagine how many wives you've photographed in private. It must be all from practice!
But why are your selfies still those classic, gloomy, face-covering photos taken with your phone? Do you know how hard it is for your fans to see a selfie with a normal color tone? The photos you take of me, on the other hand, are stunningly beautiful, like an angel descended from heaven, even the strands of hair seem to dance, and they even glow under the lights. Have you ever seen the magnificent halo behind an angel or an ancient goddess? This looks like it!
Other hair colors look good too, but black is definitely the most flattering color for me! Black has a beauty that combines divinity and eeriness, ahhh, it's so beautiful, my darling!
Pay attention! Remember to take notes now. Someone's probably wondering, did the main photographer from the main bag team make an appearance? Absolutely!
This guy even pretended to wait five minutes before arriving, which made me laugh. Everyone knows you're the god of ancient Greece who controls Kobe's camera lens. This guy only posts amazing pictures, so please be aware.
His message consisted of two hands, one on the left and one on the right, which together formed an emoji of fingers touching. Who is he trying to charm? Hmm?
I feel like this is an admission that he filmed it, probably meaning "Please forgive me if I think it's not very good?" After all, I can't imagine anyone visiting GC's home at night and having the opportunity to film a challenge video for Coldy (laughs) (laughs)
【1L】
Who invented this Kwon Ji-yong meme? He's so cute! Wasn't it the same finger-flipping emoji that was used to get everyone to listen to his album last time? Everyone who saw it was captivated! He's like the ancient Greek god of aegyo (cuteness)...
【2L】
Urgent! I don't have Instagram! Did your sister reply to your brother? What did she say? I really need to see!
【3L】
Yes, yes, it's also a hand emoji, the one that represents touching the head. Sending two head-touching emojis makes it look like you're petting a kitten. How can you two be so cute together? Do you have to use sign language to communicate at home?
【4L】
Holy crap, she danced so well! I'm on my knees! How can she be so amazing? The choreography is really difficult. Usually, only dancers who have studied for a long time would try to choreograph. People who are responsible for creating choreography are probably too busy to learn new skills. I didn't expect my sister to do it. So this is what a true genius is like.
【5L】
This is a talent show god who participated in a death-defying level talent show without any practice and finally debuted as the center! In the recent poll for the most popular talent show, Coldy took 60% of the tens of thousands of votes, directly competing with K-pop and the Chinese entertainment industry. Anyone who follows him knows how valuable he is!
【6L】
I'm going to be bold and say it: #FiveDancesOneColdy#, I really wish Sister could release a song that's purely danceable. She's really good at this kind of dance that's balanced and effortless. It's so soothing to my eyes, and the music gives me a cool and refreshing feeling, like a mountain spring flowing gently. I love it...
【7L】
This fan's hand is so steady! Is this the skill of someone who's been in the industry for nineteen years?! Aside from being startled by Haha at the end, the rest of the shots were amazing. Seeing Ko-jie dancing like that up close, wouldn't you be smitten? I can almost smell her fragrance through the screen! (Excited!) (Excited!)
【8L】
Soon, the fan club leader will be able to get fans to kiss, hug, and touch the sister (her husband). Instead of being excited now, why not wait until you're in bed feeling excited?
【9L】
(Huang Xin) (Huang Xin) (Huang Xin) Adult couples can speak so frankly!
【10L】
I asked for the chance to lie under their bed (just kidding, I didn't mean to be a stalker).
【11L】
Wow, their house is so big! Haha, there's even room for me to roll around on the floor.
【12L】
Why does "rolling around" sound so cute? Is it a little dumpling? To be even more heartbreaking, Long's own house is even bigger. No one has ever seen the whole thing. Fan gifts take up one floor, and over the years, there are clothes from brands and clothes he bought himself—it feels like his clothes alone could fill a whole villa.
【13L】
Oppa/Unnie, just give me one of the small diamonds from your necklace!
【14L】
Then I'll be bold and ask for a necklace!
【15L】
You Long You Han: Isn't this a lion's small opening?
【16L】
Hahaha, Brother Long's photography skills are really flexible! He posts on his own Instagram without Sister even looking at them; he's completely immersed in his own artistic world. But Sister obviously wants to look beautiful and handsome, so it looks like a perfectly normal challenge video.
【17L】
Hahaha, is this really normal? Look at these two stickers in the top left and top right corners, the G-Dragon vibe is practically overflowing! One is an ugly-cute blue monster, and the other is Simba from The Lion King. The latter should represent "Lion," but could the little monster in front represent our Kojima?! Why is Ryuji's aesthetic sense still so peculiar?!
【18L】
Maybe our sister picked out these stickers herself! This little monster is so cute and fluffy, what show is it from? I feel like I've seen it before.
【19L】
It's Sullivan, the main character from Pixar's "Monsters, Inc."! Our Sullivan is portrayed as a super warm-hearted guy who looks scary but is actually brave, loyal, and extremely responsible. I think the stickers on one side are Sullivan and the other side are Simba, and I think they're quite interesting. They all embody the qualities of truth, goodness, and beauty.
【20L】
These two really have a knack for stickers! Who knew that "haha rushed in" line was a perfect example of the humor of "a lion lurking in the closet, a wolf lurking at the door"? It made me laugh so hard I almost vomited!
【21L】
Ahhh, I kept laughing too. I don't understand English, but after checking the lyrics on QQ Music, I was instantly hooked. Haha, he's truly the number one puppy-like idol in K-pop! That's what camera presence is all about; he handles his performance with such ease.
【22L】
Absolutely! Nobody can beat you at being a dog, haha!
[23L]
I want to report someone—no, someone who cheats! This is unfair to other idols who are being promoted by cheaters!
[24L]
I can do it! I'm applying to be a dog, whether it's a dragon or a cold one, woof woof woof woof!
【25L】
I often feel out of place because I'm not eccentric enough, but I support this guy's debut, haha. Is this what it means to have natural star quality? The kids of celebrity families are definitely different!
【26L】
Is this a new type of couples' dance? I want to learn this dance! Hope they return safely (praying).
[27L]
Are there any idols who want to show off their sister-in-law or brother-in-law but don't want their fans to find out? Here are some templates you can learn from.
【28L】
I'm laughing so hard, it's so shameless! Teacher, shouldn't "Long Han" be the opposite of "template"? Isn't this just making sure the fans don't notice? Hiding his sister-in-law and brother-in-law like this is just asking for trouble!
[29L]
These two are considered "bad students." Top idols who date are prone to fading in popularity, so don't follow Long Han's example. These two are exceptions, as they can easily gain new fans even after losing existing ones. Even so, a large number of fans left and never came back; it just seems like they have more fans now due to the constant flow of new fans. I can't say for other idols, so you should first assess your own capabilities.
【30L】
I don't support any idols dating except for GC, but these two have really made me go from opposing them to actually liking them. I'm at my wit's end.
【31L】
Is there more? Is there more? I feel like I've already consumed so much sweetness lately but I'm still so hungry. Will the dragon follow Coachella after she releases it?
【32L】
It's unlikely, but it seems their schedules conflict, and there will be a chaotic time difference of over ten hours. I don't know what the young couple will do.
【33L】
Your dragon's first skill: Start crying; second skill: Call to be comforted; third skill: Want a kiss.
【34L】
Am I just imagining this man's fake crying?
【35L】
It's true, this dragon is the world's number one spoiled brat! [xxxibgdrgn finger-fingers.JPG]
【36L】
Am I just imagining this woman because she seems aloof but actually has a soft, warm heart like Sullivan? There's this impression that I could win her over with relentless pursuit, but I don't think I'm that easy to get...
【37L】
It's not an illusion; this coldness is a kind-hearted god you can encounter in spring, summer, autumn, and winter! He says he loves money and debuted only to earn it, but he's still a top-notch idol who keeps improving for his fans!
【38L】
So please stop nitpicking my perfect son and daughter! I beg the world to be kinder to Long Han!
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Author's note: There should be another chapter by midnight! I'm trying my best to write more!
Don't follow G-Dragon unless you have a very strong heart. [crying emoji]
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