Chapter 10: Dinosaurs are afraid of birds. This is not a rumor! ...
[Who are you? Get off Ji Jingchuan quickly!]
He's already so ideologically conscious, yet you still refuse to call him Comrade Ji.
【What the hell is Comrade Xiao Ji, hahahaha. 】
[Ji Jingchuan, you are so strange today that I am afraid.]
The staff member was also stunned for a moment, but quickly came up with a countermeasure: "It's okay, I'm your fan, why don't you take a photo with me, so that it won't be in vain."
Ji Jingchuan glanced at her and asked warily, "What's the name of my first single?"
"'Obedience', this is my favorite song." She answered fluently and hummed a few lines: "If I am obedient enough, will you look back at me?"
[Oh no, this guy is really well prepared, he even knows all the songs from such an early period.]
[I saw someone say that "Obedient" was written by Ji Jingchuan after he was heartbroken. Is this true?]
[That's fake. He was only seventeen at the time. How could he have suffered a broken heart?]
[His classmates have also come out to refute the rumor, saying Ji Jingchuan has had face blindness since childhood. In high school, he saw a girl crying by a river. Thinking she was upset, he went up to her to ask what was wrong. She said she'd been rejected. Ji Jingchuan consoled her, saying, "He's just a guy. There are so many handsome and talented people in the world. How could he be as good as me?" The girl cried even harder, saying he was the one who rejected her.]
[Ji Jingchuan's joke +1, was he this narcissistic since high school?]
[He has been narcissistic since he was a child, so he really believes others who say they are his fans.]
However, to everyone's surprise, Ji Jingchuan remained unmoved and continued to ask questions: "Where was the first stop of my tour last year?"
"Yunchuan is your mother's hometown."
"How tall am I?"
"186."
"Name three awards I've won since my debut."
"MAA Music Awards Best Male Singer, Most Influential Idol of the Year, Best Pop Music Producer."
Ji Jingchuan's speech speed became faster and faster, and the girl became visibly more anxious, but still there was no mistake.
Until he asked: "What do you like about me? Briefly describe my strengths in 100 words."
"Well……"
"A hundred words is too few, isn't it?"
"No! I'm a little excited to meet my idol in person for the first time. I'll try to organize my words!" She thought for a moment and said, "I think you're very genuine, a rare and straightforward person in the entertainment industry..."
Ji Jingchuan looked at her silently, and when he heard the words "handsome and talented", his expression changed slightly. He raised his eyebrows: "Okay, last question -"
The girl breathed a sigh of relief, barely perceptible, and smiled, "You go ahead."
“How many times have I left a fan group?”
【???】
[Is it so difficult to get fan membership? ]
[Wait a minute, let me count. Last time, he quit the group because everyone was so angry at him for sending him food photos late at night. The time before that, he and Shang Que were arguing and no one helped him quit the group. The time before that, he and Shang Que were arguing and everyone helped him quit the group by arguing back.]
[Huh? I can't help him, and I can't not help him. Why is he so difficult to please?]
[Another time, the fan group was full and the administrator accidentally kicked him out. After they pulled him back in, he immediately quit. Does that count as two times?]
[I really don’t know what’s going on. I’m level 14 in the super topic, and I’m doing data every day. Please don’t expel my fan membership [crying][crying]]
Seeing that she couldn't answer, Ji Jingchuan looked smug: "Stop pretending, I've seen through you!"
"I'm really your fan," the girl argued. "Just because I don't know how many times you've left the group, do you think I'm not your fan? Many people can't answer this question."
"That's not it."
"That's—"
"Because you got my height wrong," Ji Jingchuan raised his chin and said seriously, "I'm 186.7."
The two words "point seven" were deliberately emphasized. Upon hearing this outrageous reason, the girl's eyes were full of surprise.
[I remember when we were interviewed about who was the tallest in the group, Feng Ye said they were both 186cm tall. Ji Jingchuan wasn't convinced and compared his height with him. The result was 186.7cm, successfully defending his title as the tallest in the group.]
[Hahahaha, that famous scene, Ji Jingchuan said Feng Ye was 186cm tall because of his shoes and hairstyle.]
【Why is he so competitive in everything?】
[Wait a minute, if he saw it so early, why did he keep asking? ]
[Of course, it's to hear others praise him. Didn't you notice that the last two questions are all about people saying how great he is?]
【Ahhhhh this is too Ji Jingchuan! 】
Because they passed the test of the program team, their group's starting capital was increased by 200 yuan as a reward. Ji Jingchuan stared at the money in his hand for a few seconds, and his eyes lit up: "Shang Que!!!"
When they found Shang Que, she was selecting a moisture-proof mat in the outdoor gear section. Ji Jingchuan glided over happily on one foot in a shopping cart, his voice playing: "Damn, damn, damn! Look what this is!"
Shang Que turned his head and looked at the red banknotes rustling in his hands.
Before she could speak, Ji Jingchuan couldn't wait to tell her that he had passed the test - of course, with some embellishments.
"The production team is very insidious, but unfortunately I'm too smart and saw through their tricks at a glance." Ji Jingchuan asked with a cocky look on his face: "So, do you think I'm really a genius? If you want to praise me, just praise me. Don't hold it in your heart."
Shang Que curled her lips and ignored him, turning around to continue looking at the things on the shelf. But the next moment, two red banknotes suddenly blocked her view.
"I heard you praising me in your heart." Ji Jingchuan raised his eyebrows, "Here, the money is for you."
【???】
[I thought you were here to show off to Shang Que, but why are you here to give me money?]
[Is this still the Ji Jingchuan I knew? How did he become so unfamiliar?]
[Actually, I noticed something a little weird about him during the first livestream, but I couldn't quite put my finger on what was wrong.]
[I feel like he listens to Shang Que. Is that okay? Even though they're arguing on the surface, he left last time Shang Que told him to, but today he came back before the count of three, two, one was even finished. And just now when we were buying snacks, he immediately backed down when Shang Que got angry.]
[Could it be that Shang Que caught you peeing outside and filmed you?]
[It's a bit like innate repression. Who understands this feeling...]
【Mice are afraid of cats?】
[Teacher, how come our Ji Jingchuan has become a mouse? He is clearly the dinosaur Chuanchuan.]
[Dinosaurs are afraid of birds. This is not a rumor!]
Shang Que didn't answer, but frowned: "Why give it to me? What you earn yourself is yours."
"What do you mean by yours or mine?" Ji Jingchuan stuffed the money into her hand without giving any explanation, pretending to be impatient: "Just treat it as, as -"
Shang Que helped him complete the sentence: "As a tribute to me."
Ji Jingchuan glared at her angrily: "Give me back my money."
"What do you mean by yours and mine?" Shang Que imitated his words and put the money into his pocket. "Once it's in my hands, it's mine."
[Hahahaha Ji Jingchuan, you can't beat her. ]
[Shang Que: I'm just trying to imply something, but you took it seriously. All the money in the world is mine.]
She grabbed a few items, threw them into the cart, and walked away.
Ji Jingchuan was left behind and angrily said: "Shang Que! I want to give birth--"
Shang Que turned around and said, "Let's go buy you some snacks."
"——Cucumber-flavored potato chips." Ji Jingchuan changed his words as he was about to say them, and quickly followed up: "There are also tomato and crayfish flavored ones!"
The distance between the shelves was a bit small. When the two walked back to the snack area, one in front and the other behind, the little boy who had just been trying to buy something was still lying on the ground shouting "I want to buy, I want to buy", while his mother stood far away, as if she thought he was embarrassing.
Ji Jingchuan passed by and couldn't help but said rudely: "Shang Que, I want to buy potato chips, jelly and marshmallows!"
Shang Que didn't even turn his head: "Buy it, buy them all."
Ji Jingchuan was satisfied. He did his bad deed without leaving his name and walked away with the shopping cart.
The next second, a burst of grief-stricken crying broke out behind him.
【Ji Jingchuan, you are really childish.】
[Little Brother: Are you happy now? You cold-hearted person, I will never forgive you, ever! ! !]
After shopping, everyone gathered at the cashier. Lu Zhixu and Ning Sheng's carts were filled with fruit and seasonings, clearly having earned some extra money.
Lin Jinyi and Jiang Yize were both cheated and each was deducted twenty yuan.
[No wonder the program team gave out ten yuan worth of startup funds. It turns out it was to make it easier to deduct money.]
[Hahahaha, Little Chicken and Missy are so easy to fool. One took the initiative to help take a photo with her phone, and the other taught someone how to adjust the beauty settings. As a result, after taking the photo, the "true fan" turned around and said that each of them would be fined 20 yuan.]
[Lin Jinyi & Jiang Yizhe: Good people are often bullied.]
After hearing their story, Ji Jingchuan said with disdain, "How could someone fall for such a simple trick?"
Lin Jinyi immediately retorted, "If it weren't for Shang Que, you would have ended up like us."
"Who said that?" Ji Jingchuan raised his lips proudly and announced in public: "Shang Que wasn't even there at the time. It was this genius who passed the test of the program team with his clever mind and rational analysis."
[I suspect Ji Jingchuan provoked Lin Jinyi and the others just to say this.]
[Is there any doubt about this? His tail is almost up in the air.]
Lin Jinyi disagreed: "That just means you are lucky."
"What good luck? You obviously have the ability." Ji Jingchuan narrowed his eyes: "I understand, you are just jealous of me."
"Who is jealous of you?" Lin Jinyi seemed insulted and angrily looked for someone to judge: "Shang Que, tell me, what is there about him that I should be jealous of?"
Ji Jingchuan immediately replied: "Of course they are jealous of my intelligence. Unlike some people, they were at the bottom of the last round and were cheated in this round."
He also imitated Lin Jinyi's behavior and turned around to ask: "Shang Que, tell me, am I better than her?"
Shang Que:?
How did it get involved with her?
But before she could say anything, Lin Jinyi retorted, "How are you better than me? You only won the swimming competition thanks to Shang Que. If the production team hadn't grouped you together, Shang Que wouldn't have bothered with you."
"If I ignore you, how can I ignore you?"
Lin Jinyi emphasized: "At least she follows me on Weibo."
Ji Jingchuan was not willing to be outdone: "Shang Que and I still have WeChat, and we chat every day!"
[Wait a minute, how did this argument turn into a battle for Shang Que? ? ?]
[Isn't it even more shocking that Ji Jingchuan and Shang Que actually added each other on WeChat?!]
【You can only believe half of what he says. 】
[The eldest lady is indeed a fangirl of Shang Que. Que Shi Ke Yi is hooked again.]
The two of them fought back and forth, neither of them giving in. Finally, they turned around and asked, "Shang Que, tell me! Who is stronger, me or him/her?"
Choosing either person at this time would offend the other, so Shang Que said, "Stop arguing. You have your shortcomings, he has his. We're both useless."
[Hahahaha, between offending Lin Jinyi and offending Ji Jingchuan, I chose to offend both.]
[Shang Que: I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying everyone here is trash [OK]]
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