Chapter 11 He will never smile again!
Ji Jingchuan and Lin Jinyi were like two aggressive fighting cocks. After one of them was hit, he immediately became obedient.
The two men snorted at each other to show that they were not showing any weakness, and then turned their heads to the sides.
Seeing that the situation had calmed down, the others finally went to pay the bill with peace of mind. After paying the bill, the remaining money was divided equally among the three groups, and the pre-camp shopping mission was successfully completed.
The director waved them off: "Dear guests, we are now leaving for the camping site."
Coming out of the supermarket, a bus with a variety show logo printed on it was already parked at the door. Jiang Yizhe blurted out, "It looks like my elementary school spring outing!"
"It just so happens that we have two elementary school students here." Shang Que said this quietly, and followed Ning Sheng into the car.
Jiang Yize didn't react for a moment, and subconsciously asked: "Where are the elementary school students?"
"It's right in front of me, but it's not me anyway." Lu Zhixu smiled calmly and left three people there to compete for two places.
"That--"
"Of course it's you two." Ji Jingchuan curled his lips proudly and said firmly: "Only elementary school students would be fooled by such a simple trick of the program team."
I feel like Ji Jingchuan will be nagging about this for the rest of his life. When he dies, it'll be turned into a QR code and engraved on his tombstone. When you scan it, you'll hear his voice: "How did you know that this genius passed the program team's test all by himself?"
[Damn, this is something Ji Jingchuan could do. When he won first place in the group stage of the Star Sports Meet, he even said he would make the video into a QR code and engrave it there to make it famous for generations to come.]
If Shang Que were here, he would probably say, "What's there to fight about? I'll give you an extra spot. The three of you are all elementary school students."
You've already grasped the essence of magpie language, let's graduate!
[Hahahaha, for sure, Shang Que is an absolute master of balance.]
On the other side, Shang Que
After following Ning Sheng into the car, he sat down on the seat next to her.
Seeing this, Lu Zhixu said nothing and walked back naturally.
When it was just the three of them, the atmosphere in the car was still very peaceful and calm.
However, not long after, several people who were arguing about who was the elementary school student came up. Ji Jingchuan looked at the seats and immediately turned around and asked, "Director, aren't we seated in groups?"
"Well..." The director hesitated, "Teacher Shang Que?"
"I don't want to. I only accept sitting with Ning Sheng or Lu Zhixu." Shang Que said, "I like quiet sisters who don't talk much."
Ning Sheng blinked: "But I'm older than you."
"Big sister."
Lu Zhixu couldn't help laughing: "What about me?"
Shang Que: "A male sister."
[Don't ask about male sisters, older sisters, younger sisters, and older brothers.]
[It’s so bad that I almost don’t recognize the word “sister” anymore. 】
【Hahahahaha, anyway, it’s my sister! 】
Does Shang Que have a younger sister? I feel like she would be a very good older sister.
[Usually, this type of girl is either an only child or has a mischievous younger brother.]
[And she would dress her younger brother in a skirt when he was little.]
Ning Sheng couldn't help but curl his lips when he heard her answer, and asked curiously, "Do you really want a sister? By the way, what does it feel like to have a sister?"
"I know!" Jiang Yize raised his hand. "My sister is the cutest creature in the world! I'm often not home now, and she always saves a portion of delicious food for me when I get home. Every time she calls, she always asks, 'Brother, when will you be back?'"
Shang Que suddenly remembered that when Ji Jingchuan was a child, he would bring her food every day when he first went to kindergarten.
Sometimes it was a pumpkin pie with a bite taken out of it, sometimes it was a half-eaten muffin, and once it was a jelly orange with only the skin left.
He said seriously, "This one doesn't taste good, so I ate it all."
In short, the ones he ate the least were the ones he thought tasted the best. At an age when other children couldn't even control their urine, Ji Jingchuan was already able to control his desire for delicious food, forcing himself to eat and bring it back to Shang Que.
An exclamation came from the side, and Shang Que came back to her senses, suddenly realizing that Ji Jingchuan seemed to have been silent the entire time. She glanced over and saw him sitting in a separate seat on the bus, his head tilted up at a 45-degree angle, staring out the window. It was unclear what he was thinking, as he remained in this pose and remained silent the entire way.
Amidst everyone's casual chatter, the one-hour drive passed quickly and the car slowly stopped.
The camping site chosen by the program team is on a hillside with a wide view and flat terrain. There is a stream not far below for convenient water access, and behind it is a lush forest.
Everyone got up and got off the bus one after another, except Ji Jingchuan, who was still sitting there. Jiang Yize, who was walking at the back, reminded him, "We've arrived."
Ji Jingchuan said "Oh" and slowly turned his neck, but suddenly there was a cracking sound in the air and he gasped in pain.
[Host, you've been pretending for too long.]
"Shut up."
How could he not know?
That's why he got even angrier! Didn't Shang Que notice that he hadn't spoken for so long?
What a serious matter this is!
Ji Jingchuan pursed his lips, hid his grimace of pain, and got out of the car with an indifferent look on his face.
He will never laugh again!
The others had already unloaded their camping gear from the car and were now setting up their tents.
Taking everyone's hands-on ability into consideration, the tent prepared by the program team is not very complicated. Just insert the tent poles to support the main body, and then fix the four corners with ground nails.
Shang Que set it up quickly and when he turned around, he saw Ji Jingchuan squatting and tinkering away from all of them.
Without giving it much thought, she glanced around. Lu Zhixu and Ning Sheng had also finished setting up their tent and were taking out the fruit they had just bought. Lin Jinyi had no idea how to get started, so Jiang Yize was using his own tent to show her how.
With everyone working together, a small, well-organized campsite soon appeared. A folding table was covered with washed fruit and snacks, a picnic mat was spread on the grass, and a barbecue grill was already assembled and loaded with charcoal. Five tents formed a semicircle, creating a cozy atmosphere.
Wait…five?
Shang Que turned around and saw Ji Jingchuan still squatting in the distance, tinkering with something. She frowned and walked over.
When Shang Que got closer, he found that he was hammering the nails into the ground with a stone, complaining through gritted teeth: "Why is this damn tent so hard to pitch?"
"Don't you know how to ask for help?"
The sudden sound startled Ji Jingchuan. He turned his head sharply and saw that it was Shang Que. He pursed his lips and said nothing, then turned his back and continued to study his tent.
"Don't you have a mouth?" Shang Que was impatient and called out coldly, "Ji Jingchuan."
When the banging of stones stopped, Ji Jingchuan squatted on the ground and said confidently, "What's wrong with me being quiet and quiet?"
"You're crazy." Shang Que rolled his eyes. "If you don't want to sleep outside at night and get bitten by wolves, then take your shabby tent and follow me."
"Don't you dare say my tent is broken!" Ji Jingchuan stood up suddenly, and suddenly realized what was happening. His face changed. "What? There are wolves here?"
Shang Que smiled: "Don't be afraid of zombies. You don't have brains for them to eat."
Ji Jingchuan realized that he had been tricked again and angrily said, "Shang Que!"
"Take up your tent."
"I don't--"
Shang Que glanced at him.
"It's just a tent," Ji Jingchuan picked up the scattered things on the ground and muttered angrily, "Just take it."
Unlike previous camping trips where there were constant filming, the production crew only had fixed cameras at a few locations. Ji Jingchuan had just specifically found a spot without cameras, determined to isolate everyone.
However, before he was isolated for long, Shang Que came looking for him.
She really does care about him!
Ji Jingchuan couldn't help but curl his lips when he thought of this.
"What are you laughing at?" Shang Que pointed to an empty space. "There's room over there. Put your tent there."
Jiang Yize's tent was next door, and Ji Jingchuan refused: "I won't, I'm afraid he will snore in the middle of the night."
"Then go to Lin Jinyi's side."
"What if she murders me out of jealousy?" Ji Jingchuan said, "Where is your tent?"
Shang Que immediately refused: "Don't even think about it, stay away from me."
"Oh." Ji Jingchuan threw the things in his hand to the ground, "Then I will continue to sleep here. If I get bitten to death by wolves in the middle of the night, I will die."
*
As the sky gradually darkened, after dinner, the program team arranged a small game for each group to promote friendship.
Two people roll the dice separately. The one with the higher score can draw a card with two questions on it. The other party needs to choose one of them to answer.
In order to prevent interference from other groups, the game was held in the program team's big tent.
There was a low table between Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan, on which lay a stack of upside-down cards and two dice.
In the first round, Shang Que threw a 2 and Ji Jingchuan threw a 5.
He said proudly: "As expected of a genius."
"It's just pure luck."
"Luck is also a manifestation of the aura of genius." Ji Jingchuan drew a card, glanced at it, and then read it seriously: "Please state three of Ji Jingchuan's strengths or explain what quantum mechanics is."
【???】
[Isn't this really something Ji Jingchuan made up himself? ]
Shang Que asked doubtfully, "Is that really what it says?"
"Of course!" Ji Jingchuan threw the paper behind him and said provocatively, "Shang Que, you can't afford to lose, right?"
"Who can't afford to lose?" Upon hearing this, Shang Que did not ask any further questions.
Ji Jingchuan urged: "Then quickly tell me three of my strengths or -"
"Quantum mechanics is a branch of physics that studies the motion of microscopic particles in the material world. It primarily studies..."
Ji Jingchuan:?
[Hahahahahaha, people can do anything when they are forced into a desperate situation, including physics problems!]
[Although, I feel like even if Shang Que talks nonsense, he might not understand.]
[But seeing Ji Jingchuan get humiliated made me happy! ]
After Shang Que finished speaking, Ji Jingchuan's expression had turned as dark as iron. She contentedly rolled a dice, and this time it was still 2.
Ji Jingchuan snorted coldly: "You have really bad luck."
He threw it casually, and a bright red dot pointed upwards.
"You have terrible luck." Shang Que retorted, drawing a card in the same way and reading it to the random person: "Please tell me three of your own shortcomings or -"
"I choose the latter," Ji Jingchuan said confidently, "I have no shortcomings."
Shang Que finished slowly, "Or admit that Shang Que sings well."
She raised an eyebrow: "So you-"
"The first is that I'm too popular and easily cause a commotion when I go out. The second is that I'm too handsome and people feel inferior when they see me. The third is that I speak bluntly and slander people." Ji Jingchuan finished speaking in one breath: "These are my three shortcomings."
Shang Que: ...
【Hahahahahahahahaha, I'm impressed by you two. 】
[Ji Jingchuan, do you really not want to admit that Shang Que sings well? ]
If you say something against your will, you will be struck by lightning.
[Previous second: I have no flaws. After hearing someone praise Shang Que's singing: I can still find a few flaws.]
Ji Jingchuan slammed the table: "Continue."
In the next few rounds, he scored the most points. Ji Jingchuan didn't even look at what was written on the card and just started talking: "Name three animals you hate or praise Ji Jingchuan for being handsome and talented."
"Cockroaches, rats, and spiders."
"List three of the cockroach's strengths or three of my historical honors."
"It can be used as medicine, it can accompany you, and it can eat things you can't finish."
"Tell me your biggest embarrassment or admit that Ji Jingchuan is a genius."
Shang Que: "I was attending an awards ceremony and I saw a piece of thread lying around. I was bored and started tugging at it, and ended up tearing half of the sweater of the male celebrity sitting next to me."
[I'm dying of laughter. I'm worried about that unlucky male celebrity. If he hadn't noticed the chill on his waist, he would have been dragged out naked.]
[He's willing to talk about such an embarrassing thing. It's obvious that Shang Que really doesn't want to praise Ji Jingchuan. Hahahaha.]
No matter what the question is, as long as there is an option to praise him, Shang Que will choose it.
The more Ji Jingchuan asked, the more angry he became. Finally, he threw the can and said, "Put a pin on Weibo saying you're a Ji Jingchuan fangirl or change your Weibo profile picture to my support photo!"
He hummed complacently, "What's your choice?"
Shang Que picked up the wine glass that had been ignored beside him and smiled calmly: "I choose the penalty drink."
"Shang Que!!!"
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