
A campus ensemble story, with slow-burn humor.
Fragment 1: Regarding Bro Yang's fear of dogs.
"Woof!"
Gao Liyang: "Help—"
Zhou Xi chuckled: "You're afraid of dogs?"
"It's here! It, it's here!"
"Aargh! Zhou Xiaoxi!"
"Dog! Dog! No, no, brother! Don't come over!"
"I..."
"Don't be afraid."
Fragment 2: Regarding Sheng Sheng's breakdown in the 'Everything Goes Smoothly' group video.
Sheng Sheng declared: "I don't care what magic Beibin has, I'm going too!"
Bro Yang replied: "Only Zhou Xi, Gao Yuanyuan, and I are here, who else, who else?"
Sheng Sheng continued: "I don't care, I don't care, even though Chen Yu and Young Miss Xiao didn't go, I'm still going! I, I, right now, immediately, I'm buying a ticket!"
Sheng Sheng spoke so fast her tongue went numb, so she had to take a breath and drink some water.
Gao Yuanyuan sent a link warning about a hotel in Beibin.
And then...
Fragment 3: Regarding talking to a brick wall.
"Gao Liyang, how many points are you short for Z University?"
"Huh?"
"Next September, can I see you there?"
"Holy crap?"
Zhou Xi: "..."
Fragment 4: Regarding the whole thing.
"Three—"
"Two—"
"One—"
"..."
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