Chapter 34: Just a flirting game between young lovers
"I'll fix your grandma's earwax!"
Jiang Huan pushed the person away.
Xie Jiumian stretched out his arms and fell down. Just as he was about to touch the ground, Jiang Huan pulled him back and stuffed him into the bathtub.
His long legs were hanging outside, dangling, and the bathtub couldn't even hold them.
Xie Jiumian sighed softly: "Hey, 187.3cm legs, this is what it's like."
After saying that, he was poured with cold water on his head.
"Are you sober now?" Jiang Huan said, splashing him with the showerhead again.
"Hiss..." Xie Jiumian raised his head, his fox eyes squinting dreamily, "It's so cold."
Jiang Huan: ???
However, when she accidentally glanced at him, Jiang Huan truly understood what Xie Jiumian's coquettishness meant, and it would eventually become a knife stabbing her.
The almost transparent shirt sticks directly to the skin, and every muscle line is extremely clear.
It is looming and more tempting than being naked.
Her hand trembled and she threw the shower head away.
Test her?
The smell of lust is too strong, how can this dog thing smell so good?
"You, soak in cold water and solve it yourself." She threw down a sentence and turned to go out.
She had a way to help him, but she didn't want to.
She just wanted to see Xie Jiumian collapse on his own.
As a result, the man went to the door and shook the door handle, but there was no movement.
The man leaned forward, resting his arms on the edge of the bathtub. "I forgot to tell you, Fu Ran came here with a few beggars just now and tampered with the door lock. I locked them in the next room."
As if in response to his words.
Suddenly, Fu Ran's fierce shout came from the next room: "Ah! What are you doing!!"
The inverted sentence expresses the speaker's homesickness.
Xie Jiumian: "He gave the beggar something strong to eat. Master Fu might not be very lucky tonight..." Shallow.
Before she finished speaking, Jiang Huan had already crouched over the wall like a dog, making "whoo", "yo", and "tsk tsk tsk" sounds from time to time.
He also took out his cell phone to record.
When I was getting excited, I suddenly remembered: "You knew the door lock couldn't be opened, why didn't you tell me just now!"
"That's of course because..." Xie Jiumian blushed, "I don't want to say it."
Xie Ma Zhao's intentions can be interpreted in eight languages by not only passers-by but even a passing dog.
Jiang Huan: ...Fuck you!
She was tickled by the temptation, a little angry, and a little curious.
She knew Xie Jiumian did it on purpose, so she simply ignored him and walked towards the bed.
As I passed the bathtub, someone gently pulled my sleeve.
She turned around and bared her teeth at him, forcing him to retreat before sitting on the sofa.
Opposite: "You really won't help me?"
The tone was pitiful.
"No help."
"I feel bad, Ah Huan."
Jiang Huan crossed her legs and said, "Solve it yourself. You know the solution, don't you? Anyway, I can't go out now, so just don't be embarrassed. Don't worry, I won't peek."
After saying this, he took out his phone and started watching the Turtle Live Room match-up, and turned up the brightness of the light.
After waiting for a while, Jiang Huan heard no movement.
She raised an eyebrow and glanced over there.
She saw Xie Jiumian's hand actually moving downwards, towards her.
She straightened up suddenly.
No way.
People wouldn't do that, at least not to this extent?
"Um……"
The man's tone overflowed from his lips and teeth rang in his ears.
Jiang Huan:?!
"Xie Jiumian!" She immediately jumped out of bed, "You, stop it!"
If he really gets aroused, the desire that fills the whole room will definitely turn her on!
As soon as I walked up to him, I saw that his clothes were neatly arranged and he hadn't moved at all.
The man is sitting in the bathtub with wet hair and his head tilted back, the lines of his Adam's apple are more obvious, and the picture is vivid and lively.
Jiang Huan narrowed her eyes and wondered whether to just castrate him directly?
Thinking of the secret about him, she finally suppressed her eager heart.
He said, "Close your eyes and open your mouth."
"Oh." Xie Jiumian closed his eyes obediently, his long eyelashes casting shadows under his eyes, and his lips parted.
His whole face was right in front of her, with a flush from the drugs, and his whole body was filled with red desire, which kept on enveloping her.
She took some effort to block out the interference and directly put her unhealed index finger into Xie Jiumian's mouth.
"Hold it in your mouth and only take one breath." Jiang Huan said.
She is not controlled by drugs, so her blood is naturally the antidote.
But two seconds later.
"Xie Jiumian!" Jiang Huan warned.
"Hmm?" the man asked innocently.
"Keep your tongue!"
The fox's eyes opened slightly, revealing a lustful look.
"Close your eyes too!"
The fox's eyes closed.
But the moment the blood and the tip of his tongue intertwined, his body trembled slightly, and he unabashedly allowed the desire in his body to turn from red to purple, and from purple to black...
With a loud crash, he rushed towards Jiang Huan.
Her legs softened and her waist was immediately supported accurately by a big hand.
The man released her fingertips slowly and gently.
Then he leaned over, with a smile in his eyes and a lingering voice—
"Ah-Hua, so sweet."
After he finished speaking, he sank and leaned on her shoulder.
Jiang Huan: ...I’m going to die.
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At this moment, the banquet hall downstairs was in complete chaos.
Thanks to Jiumian's cannonball, the live broadcast room's network was also blown up.
The program team announced the end of the family visit in anger.
Even when I saw Director Li the next day, his face was still full of resentment.
He didn’t take any photos of last night’s guests!
Just take pictures of the fireworks show!
It took us quite early in the morning to gather all the guests. Some were in the hotel, some were at home, and they had a great time all over the city. The program crew suffered the most!
The barrage also expressed strong protest.
What happened after I opened my presents yesterday? What genius gave out firecrackers at a birthday party?
[Ahhh, it must be Jiang Huan! That was our He He's only 23rd birthday! And she ruined it like this.]
[Wasn't yesterday also Jiang Huan's 23rd birthday? Funny]
[This boat is too shabby. Can it really carry these six people to the island successfully?]
[Why did Jiang Huan and Xie Jiumian leave the hotel together this morning?! They weren't in the same room, were they?!]
On the shore, Jiang Huan got out of the nanny car yawning.
After Xie Jiumian fainted last night, she threw him on the sofa and slept on the bed all night until the hotel staff came and opened the door in the morning.
But I still didn’t get enough sleep, because the whole room was filled with the smell of Xie Jiumian, which disturbed my dreams.
She was walking slowly when she suddenly ran into Fu Ran, who had two panda eyes.
She stopped, suddenly smiled, and walked towards him with her arms shaking: "Brother Fu~"
Fu Ran:?
Why are you flirting with him again?
Jiang Huan started a leg-locking Mongolian dance and sang a beautiful Chinese folk song: "The chrysanthemums are withered, the ground is covered with frost~ Who dripped the chrysanthemum petals~ The fallen flowers give people an enema, you have hemorrhoids, he appreciates~"
Fu Ran: ???!!!!
Damn it, what does she mean! She knows everything?!
If it weren’t for the hemorrhoids that saved him, he would have been killed by those damn beggars last night!
Seeing this, Ke Wenjun was excited to dance: "What a great song! I want to dance too!"
So the two of them spread their wings and attacked Fu Ran from the front and back.
Jiang Huan sang every word, and never repeated the lyrics.
【??? Fu Ran, you provoked her again? You provoked her again??? ??? 】
[Enough, I say enough, is this really the sister from yesterday who wore a black dress and red lips and had legs longer than my life?]
【What on earth is she hinting at!!!】
[What did my brother Fu do last night? No, I can't accept it! ! ! !]
She got on the boat only after she had enough fun, a satisfied smile filling her entire face.
However--
"Good morning, Ah-Hwan."
Xie Jiumian sat down, looking extremely good.
Jiang Huan's smile faded in an instant, and she squinted at him, "Did I let you sit?"
"Can't do it?" He sighed helplessly, "Okay, I'll do it next time."
[You'd better say 'sit'! ]
Jiang Huan was still furious when she thought about how he fainted on her shoulder last night and she couldn't wake him up no matter what she did. In the end, she could only sleep with him in the hotel for the whole night.
She raised her eyebrows: "No need for next time, just sit over there now!"
He suddenly exerted force with his feet and kicked him onto the lifeboat nearby.
Xie Jiumian always had a smile on his face, not the slightest bit surprised. He even put his long legs on the water's edge and swayed back to the dock.
Everyone was stunned.
Weren't these two people fine when I gave them the gifts yesterday?
[Oh, just a little flirting trick between young lovers]
"Huh? Are we part of the play too?"
The wind on the sea is particularly strong.
The five guests were on a small boat, which was quite crowded.
The sea route was very bumpy and the boatman rowed very quickly, and some people gradually began to feel unwell.
"Wow!" Ke Wenjun leaned over the guardrail and vomited. "Are you in a hurry to reincarnate? Driving so fast! Wow——"
After he started talking, the other guests also started vomiting.
"Teachers, there's nothing we can do." Director Li shrugged, "We have to get to the island before dark."
"Don't you have a speedboat?!" Ke Wenjun was angry.
Director Li pretended to be embarrassed: "Well, funds are really limited. Or if you are willing to give up the funding for this period, we can change the ship."
"Hi--"
Suddenly a ship came from the opposite direction.
Xie Jiumian stood on the deck and waved, "Does anyone need help?"
Ke Wenjun exclaimed: "Brother-in-law! So handsome!"
"Nothing, just money." Xie Jiumian waved his hand, then picked up the loudspeaker and spoke in Jiang Huan's direction with a voice amplified tenfold: "Friends in need can directly board the ship from the staircase about twenty meters to my right."
Without saying a word, Ke Wenjun grabbed Meng Yue and jumped onto the opposite boat.
Fu Ran and Jiang He couldn't stand it anymore and followed closely.
The program crew dared to be angry but not to speak out.
When everyone was successfully transferred to the ship, only Jiang Huan was left.
"Sister Huan, come over here quickly!" Ke Wenjun shouted.
Jiang Huan crossed her arms and legs, "No."
“Sizzle!”
A burst of fire.
Xie Jiumian stood up, revealing his pure white chef's uniform. He began to juggle the pot in various ways, just in time to display the three bundles of noodles tied with a belt in front of Jiang Huan.
His elegant voice mixed with the crackling sound of oil, like a collective ensemble of cello, violin and orchestra, refreshing.
“High-end ingredients often only require—”
He raised his hand and put on his sunglasses, then rubbed salt into his wounds, "The simplest cooking method. Plain noodles, eat to your heart's content."
The last scene came out and passed right in front of Jiang Huan.
[You! His! Mom! Who! Ah! ! !]
[No matter who you are, get out of this handsome guy!]
[Help me, help me! Even now, I still think he and his sunglasses are 100% compatible. I'm also hungry!]
[Let me be honest, sunglasses are really cool! They're so cool! Come and rub salt in my wounds (lie down and welcome)]
[No, who would be attracted by noodles at this time! ]
Jiang Huan will.
Jiang Huan's gaze followed the noodles.
Finally, he looked at Xie Jiumian and squinted his eyes: "Good boy, you seduce me to get on the boat?"
"Of course not."
Xie Jiumian smiled slightly, leaning his arms on the railing. "I'm begging you. Queen Jiang Huan, please do me a favor."
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