Chapter 35 Hey! Hey! Hey! I’m coming too
Jiang Huan glanced at him and went upstairs.
The director team was completely impressed by the empty little boat.
[Fuck, this really isn't a dating show! The dating shows next door aren't as sweet as yours!]
[You program crew, you bastards, you're still trying to take advantage of the situation! Don't you even consider our Brother Xie's strength?]
[Of course, don't you even look at whose ex-boyfriend he is! He He has good taste!]
[But Xie Jiumian came to pick up Jiang Huan in person! He's so doting~]
The program crew rushed and finally caught up with the cruise ship.
After arriving on the island, the guests were taken to a new and charming beachfront cottage, where Director Li appeared with a loudspeaker.
"Welcome back, everyone. I believe you've all noticed that our Heart-Stirring House has undergone a new renovation and upgrade. Before checking in, everyone needs to play a warm-up game - the role-playing live broadcast room."
"Behind me are four live broadcast rooms. Each group of guests will wear specific costumes to promote products. The content of the products must be consistent with the characters they play."
"We will determine the final winner based on the number of virtual orders placed in the live broadcast room. The winners will be ranked in order and will choose their rooms. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask."
Jiang Huan raised her hand: "Director Li, what color are your underwear today?"
Xie Jiumian raised his hand: "Director Li drank that day and stayed overnight at Aunt Qian's house. Is this a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality?"
Ke Wenjun raised his hand: "Can I have some of that box of instant noodles behind the assistant director? Just like feeding the dog, woof woof woof, woof woof woof!"
Director Li: “… Meeting adjourned!”
[If I really mention it, you’ll be unhappy]
[No, that’s how the question is asked! ! ! ]
[Has the director team prepared an emergency room for this episode? It is necessary to prepare one to deal with emergencies.]
[My happiness is back, my electronic mustard tuber is back! Hahahaha!]
Finally, Jiang He asked something more normal: "We only have three groups, how come there are four rooms?"
Director Li’s answer was: “It’s confidential.”
Jiang He's mouth moved, as if he was about to withdraw a swear word.
The program team prepared separate images in each live broadcast room.
As the staff counted down, the screen went black and then suddenly became bright again.
Live broadcast room number four will first turn on the red light screen.
A well-mannered man and a woman in a sailor suit appeared.
"Hello everyone, I'm Lu Chen."
"Hello everyone, I'm Yaya!"
[Ahhhh, the new guests are them! Is my dead braised duck CP resurrected again? I was obsessed with them back then!]
[Don't you know? Lu Chen is the producer of the recently popular suspense drama! He and Ya Ya were on a dating show before, and then they broke up, which caused a lot of uproar!]
Yaya was a girl group idol before retiring. Now she runs a clothing store and blogs. Our Yaya is a sweet little actress, so investing in her is a great investment!
[A gentle and abstinent producer x a spirited and dramatic little idol, I'm okay again! ]
"Thank you both teachers for joining us. Please draw your own clothes." The staff reminded.
"I'll do it!" Mai Yaya volunteered, shaking her twin ponytails.
Soon, she extracted the key words.
"Sun Wukong versus Tang Sanzang?" Mai Yaya read out the message on the note and burst out laughing.
She thought about it, then immediately leaned over to whisper something in his ear, and left openly, but Lu Chen's ears turned red.
"Does it have to be like this?" Lu Chen asked.
Mai Yaya nodded, "It has to be this way."
“…Alright.”
It just so happened that the cargo they were carrying this time was peaches.
Lu Sanzang: "Wukong, why did you steal the peaches again? Monks are not allowed to steal!"
Wu Maikong: "Master! This peach is sweet and fragrant. Try it!"
"You don't know how to eat or sit properly!"
As Tang Seng spoke, he began to recite the spell to tighten the hoop.
"Ah! Master! Stop chanting! Stop chanting!"
Sun Wukong rolled on the ground with his hands covering his head, and was actually killed by the pain.
Lu Sanzang took off his hat and slapped the camera, "V me 500 orders, save Sun Wukong."
[Huh? Huh? Is this right?!]
[I'm enjoying it! Why are you playing ads?]
[Ah, are they really breaking up? I see Yaya is calm, but Lu Chen is not right!!!]
In the end, the two of them sold a total of 300 orders within the time limit.
After the show ended, the program team also conducted a separate interview.
When asked about the guest she's most looking forward to meeting, Mai Yaya smiled and said, "I'm looking forward to meeting everyone, but... the one I'm most looking forward to is Teacher Jiang Huan!"
[Jiang Huan? Could it be that Yaya is a fan of my sister Huan?! Both chefs are ecstatic!]
[No, are you calling Jiang Huan a fan? Who knows if their breakup is related to Jiang Huan! Doesn't Jiang Huan love stealing other people's boyfriends?]
At the same time, other guests also started simultaneous live broadcasts.
Ke Wenjun and Meng Yue drew Peppa Pig and Little Feifei, selling lollipops.
Ke Wenjun would rather die than be a pig.
"Okay, I won't be a pig." Meng Yue coaxed him into the locker room.
Suddenly there was a wailing sound, "Ah! Little Feifei is even worse!"
The two of them chased each other and finally sold two hundred lollipops.
The group of Jiang He and Xie Jiumian drew Wu Song and Hu, selling wine.
Jiang He plays Wu Song. Before the fight even starts, Xie Lao Hu falls down with a scream and sleeps there for five minutes. Wu Song finishes the scene with tears in his eyes.
[Xie Jiumian, you are such a hypocrite! ! ! ]
[What double standards? I think he has a single standard—he only has one standard for Jiang Huan.]
[Haha! I want to see what good shit Jiang Huan can sell in her livestream!]
Jiang He's fans switched to Jiang Huan's live broadcast room while cursing.
The two had just finished drawing cards, and the one they drew was a five-piece kitchenware set, which was:
Iron pot, iron shovel, steel wool, detergent, and trash can.
The characters are Zhang Fei and Lin Daiyu.
[Maybe it has something to do with my upbringing. My family generally doesn’t let Zhugan play Zhang Fei, nor does it let Dianpo play Lin Daiyu.]
[Everyone, please don't be so angry. The character is dead, but people... can also be...]
[My sister Huan finally doesn’t have to be so stubborn anymore. Her stubbornness is coming.]
[No matter what, I have already secured my wallet and there is no way I will spend a dime on them!]
In the live broadcast room, a group of pessimistic comments were waiting to watch the show and set the tone.
In the live broadcast, the two had already entered the locker room.
But until the program team started the countdown, no one came out.
[This is so funny! Could it be that two people are fighting over Lin Daiyu?]
[Nonsense! Our Ran Ge is a man, would he fight for something like that? Jiang Huan must be being pretentious!]
[Wait, my constitution is very Yin, and I suddenly have a bad feeling right now...]
As the comments were going on, the lights in the live broadcast room flashed.
A black shadow suddenly rushed out, screaming and holding a fly swatter in his hand, swatting the cameraman's butt all the way.
Bang bang bang bang!
Then he performed a three-kick whirlwind towards the camera.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm coming!"
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