Chapter 36 Xie Jiumian’s Ideal Type: Longevity
In the camera, Jiang Huan came up with a black face, with only two wide-open eyeballs and a row of teeth still white.
[Fuck!!!! You’re Zhang Fei?!]
[So my brother Fu is...]
Jiang Huan danced with the fly swatter with agile movements.
"This beat hits the sky, hits the earth, hits the rogue and Daiyu."
“Bang!”
With a slap, Fu Ran was sent flying out of the door.
Fu Ran fell to the ground, weak and frail, "Ah..."
【You, you, get the fuck away from the camera! 】
[How do I dodge from the 0 frame start? Tell me how! ]
[It's okay. Remember the five-piece kitchen set? Look how much they're selling this set!]
"Ah? Someone asked the anchor if this Daiyu is for sale?" Jiang Huan pretended to read the comments, then started spinning Fu Ran like a top, "This one's not for sale. This one is Feifei's own money."
Fu Ran:?
There's no such part in the script!
He dodged everywhere and rushed forward when the opportunity arose. As soon as he picked up the spatula, he was knocked to the ground by Jiang Huan again.
"Oh, Sister Daiyu vomited blood? Her clothes are all dirty!"
Jiang Huan quickly pulled out a bag of detergent and shouted:
"Don't panic, don't be afraid, Feifei brand dishwashing liquid, just wipe it clean!"
While Jiang Huan was spraying, she was wiping Fu Ran's face with a steel wool.
"Okay, it's clean!"
She looked around. "Hey, where's the trash can? Here it is! Okay, let's take out the trash!"
Garbage Fu Ran was caught and thrown into the trash can.
"Wow, it's a real brand trash can, with a large capacity. It can hold any kind of trash!"
"Babies, this is awesome!"
Jiang Huan gave a thumbs up.
[Jiang Huan, if you dare hit him again, try it!]
[Good news, there are only two left. Ten seconds left. Jiang Huan is going to fail!]
Fu Ran didn't dare to interrupt the whole time, but finally couldn't help it.
Struggling to get out of the trash can: "That's enough, I don't want to play anymore!"
“Bang—”
The man fell to the ground again in a second.
Jiang Huan held up the iron wok and grinned at the camera, saying, "Cooking is a man's original sin. A man who gives up easily won't last more than three minutes. Next, I'm going to use this iron spatula, which I've beaten 30,000 times, to make a dish for everyone - stir-fried gougao!"
After saying that, he rushed up with the spatula.
Fu Ran screamed and started to ask for help from outside the scene: "Director, help..."
"Uncle, aunt, great uncle, they are all relatives."
Xie Jiumian walked over with the radio.
Fu Ran: "Director! You guys..."
"Doors, refrigerators, washing machines, recycling old computers."
Xie Jiumian came over with a radio.
[Okay, that's a good combo, I've placed an order]
【Brother Fu!!! My Brother Fu!!!】
[Zhang Fei uproots Lin Daiyu, and the world is finally turned upside down]
[I actually had a shameful crush on a big-name trash can]
[It's killing me, is it too much for me to watch it again? ]
[Xie Jiumian, take your broken radio and get out of here!]
Jiang Huan’s live broadcast room was immediately sold out, and the number of people watching suddenly increased to the point of lag.
In the end, the four groups of guests finished selling goods, and the program team introduced two new guests before announcing the results.
Lu Chen and Mai Yaya appeared together.
The gloom in Jiang He's eyes disappeared.
It turned out to be Lu Chen, who is the most prestigious producer in the circle right now!
If I can get in touch with him, I won’t have to worry about subsequent film contracts.
The program team announced the results of the live streaming sales event.
Second place, Lu Chen and Mai Yaya with 300 singles.
Third place, Ke Wenjun and Meng Yue with 290 orders.
Fourth place, Xie Jiumian and Jiang He, 250 orders.
First place, the team of Jiang Huan and Fu Ran, a huge hit.
[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Jiang Huan's livestream was completely sold out, and the order counter spontaneously combusted.]
"Tonight, the guests will draw a room in a blind box based on this ranking. Before that, to help the two new guests quickly integrate into our big family, we will start a little finger-breaking game."
The guests had no objection.
Jiang He: "I can't forget my ex. I'm a love-brained person."
Ke Wenjun: "My handsomeness is unmatched."
【This fork out】
Mai Yaya: "The couple I'm obsessed with will definitely come true."
[No, what about making a wish? ]
Lu Chen said, “The last time I confessed my feelings, I was rejected.”
Xie Jiumian: "I can cook noodles upside down."
[This is even more outrageous, I'll kill him! No, he's too handsome, I'll just have to be your bed warmer.]
Jiang Huan: "I know everyone's little secret."
Everyone snapped their fingers together and said, "Director, let's change the game! We don't want to play anymore! We don't want to play anymore!"
After stabilizing Jiang Huan, even Director Li had no objection. Fearing that the news would be exposed, he changed the game to a round-table truth or dare.
A rotating puppy with a clockwork is placed on a round table. The turntable draws the truth or dare in advance. Whoever the puppy stops in front of will complete the task.
Jiang He placed the puppy in the middle of the round table and patted it gently.
This time, everything is really planned out. We must get useful information out of Xie Jiumian!
So in the next few rounds of truth or dare, the puppy stopped in front of Xie Jiumian every time.
[What is your ideal type?]
Xie Jiumian: "Longevity."
[Who was the person you had your first erotic dream about?]
Xie Jiumian: "A fierce female ghost."
[Are you still in touch with your ex?]
Xie Jiumian: "Yeah."
[When was your first love?]
Xie Jiumian: "When I was born."
…
The more Jiang Huan listened, the more interesting her expression became.
Finally, he leaned towards Xie Jiumian in shock, "You kid..."
"Um?"
Xie Jiumian lowered his eyes to look at her, his eyes moving slightly.
"One moment she's looking for someone older, the next she's looking for someone younger, and she's even keeping in touch with her ex. Aquaman!"
Jiang Huan clicked her tongue.
This guy is usually at the age of pure love, and was seduced by an older man. Later, he simply gave up and started to have affairs with everyone.
"Am I right?" Jiang Huan asked.
Xie Jiumian raised his head and smiled compassionately.
A complete failure.
"Whatever Teacher Jiang says is what it is."
Okay, okay, damn him for still being unable to hold back from looking forward to things even after being cheated two hundred times.
[Oh my god! Suddenly, I felt that what Jiang Huan said made a lot of sense! Could it be that Jiang He is a stand-in?!]
[Get lost! Our Hebao is not a stand-in! Xie Jiumian is clearly confessing his regret to Hebao!]
[This is too much information! I need to take it slow!]
On the side, Jiang He curled up the corners of his mouth.
Do you like mature and vigorous ones?
It seems that it’s time to give Xie Jiumian some shocking news!
In this round, the turntable drew the first round of adventure.
[bites a cookie with the person on the left]
Jiang He stared at the clockwork dog that was secretly controlling it.
On her left is Xie Jiumian.
"A-choo!"
Mai Yaya suddenly sneezed loudly.
It directly sprayed away the clockwork dog that was about to stop in front of Jiang He and landed in front of Jiang Huan.
"Sorry, I have a cold." Mai Yaya smiled apologetically, "If Teacher Jiang doesn't mind, I'll be the one doing the punishment this time."
"No need." Jiang Huan was eager to try, rubbing her hands together, "I'll do it."
Fu Ran's alarm bells immediately rang.
The person on Jiang Huan’s left is him!
"I won't do it! This dog was originally sprayed here, it doesn't count!"
"Mr. Fu, but this is the rule."
The staff tried to persuade them.
"Yes, Fu Guoguo, I'm really looking forward to eating biscuits with you."
Jiang Huan curled the corners of her mouth slightly and crushed the biscuits.
Fu Ran's hair instantly exploded. "I don't care about your rules. Xie Jiumian, don't you like getting together with Jiang Huan the most? Come and replace me! Or Ke Wenjun, you and Jiang Huan are good friends, but don't look for me! I won't bite! Whoever wants to bite can do it!"
"Oh." A sigh sounded faintly.
Xie Jiumian stood up helplessly and said, "There's really nothing I can do. I just tend to be soft-hearted and help others. Then I'll do it."
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