Chapter 43 What a Big Bed
After he finished speaking, he gently rubbed her wrist with his fingertips.
It was raining heavily outside and the wind was blowing fiercely. The moisture carried into the cave made the air even more humid.
"My question is..." he said at the side of her neck, "Are you cold?"
Jiang Huan, who was about to accept the naughty words:?
"Your hands are cold." Xie Jiumian attacked with pure love, "There are tents and sleeping bags in the supply bag outside. Bring them in and use them."
Jiang Huan stared at him suspiciously for two seconds.
Forget it, just cure the disease.
As for why he suddenly got better, she was not curious.
She immediately stood up, pulled in the tent and sleeping bag, and opened them so that they could fit two people.
After clapping his hands, he looked at Xie Jiumian: "What else do you want me to do?"
Xie Jiumian: "Just help me in."
She helped.
Xie Jiumian: "Spread out the sleeping bag."
She shop.
Xie Jiumian: "Take off your clothes too."
She paused:?
Then there was no objection, and he really unbuttoned the first button, then the second button...
Xie Jiumian raised his eyebrows, his pupils trembling slightly.
Really solved it?
As she thought, her fingers moved down, passing over his hard chest, gently sliding across his abdominal muscles, and finally stopped at the third button.
Her soft waist even leaned forward.
Xie Jiumian's eyes instantly lit up with fire, and there was a hint of red in the fox's eyes that was about to burn out.
"Is it hot?" she asked, licking her fangs.
Xie Jiumian took the bait in a hoarse voice: "Hot."
Jiang Huan exerted a little force on her hands, and the button snapped open.
Then--
“Swish!”
She stripped off the entire dress from bottom to top!
After stripping him, he ran away without waiting for Xie Jiumian to react!
"Hahahahaha! It's hot, huh? If it's hot, just blow on it!"
The man laughed and quickly huddled into his sleeping bag.
Leaving a naked man in the wind, his pupils shaking.
After a while, amid the whistling wind, Xie Jiumian looked down at himself and started laughing.
A head suddenly popped out from the sleeping bag. "What are you laughing at? Xie Jiumian, let me remind you, a normal person would have been crying by now."
"I only cry at one time." Xie Jiumian said frankly.
Alarm bells rang in Jiang Huan's mind: "You don't need to say the next words..."
"When I feel good." Xie Jiumian answered quickly.
“…”
Who the hell wants to know your sexual fetish!
Jiang Huan decided to let him blow all night to relax his broken brain.
Then the other party spoke again: "Ah Huan is scared? We are just in the same tent, why don't you dare?"
Jiang Huan endured for three seconds.
Unable to bear it any longer, he opened the sleeping bag and said, “Who dares!”
Three minutes later, Xie Jiumian was wrapped like a worm in the sleeping bag, with only his two arms exposed and two legs hanging on his body - Jiang Huan used him as a footrest and kicked him while sleeping.
That night, accompanied by the sound of the wind, she slept particularly soundly.
Xie Jiumian quietly listened to the electronic sounds coming from his head in the night.
drip-drip-drip-
[System update progress 99%...100%...Update completed! Restart now?]
He closed his eyes and chose yes.
The restart music he had set up not long ago suddenly sounded in the air: "I have a little donkey, ah ah ah ah!"
The restart is complete and the fox eyes reopen.
He moved his body, which immediately aroused Jiang Huan's dissatisfaction.
"Whose donkey is this? It sounds so ugly..." She muttered, turned around and went back to sleep.
Xie Jiumian's fox eyes curved: "It's mine."
In the second half of the night, Jiang Huan had a dream.
She fell asleep hugging a big, fragrant stove, but she was too close to it and couldn't stand the burning flames. When it was almost dawn, she opened her eyes and saw the brown fox eyes only five centimeters away from her. There was no flaw on that jade-carved face, which made the smile even more dazzling.
Jiang Huan pushed him away: "Why are you here?"
Xie Jiumian stared at her hand innocently: "If you insist, I can't help it."
Jiang Huan:?
Xie Jiumian: "I couldn't move, and I fought back."
Jiang Huan: ? ?
Xie Jiumian: "You are too tough. I can only let you do whatever you want."
Jiang Huan: ???
"You're farting! You can move now, right?"
She pounced on him and tickled the itchy spot on his waist.
Xie Jiumian smiled and leaned back, holding her up with his other hand.
Jiang Huan nudged him with her knee, "Sit still! Who's joking with you?"
Xie Jiumian sat down subconsciously.
Jiang Huan narrowed her eyes. "You're so obedient, what's up with you?"
"No." Xie Jiumian said with a foxy look, "Of course I have to listen to my master."
Jiang Huan couldn't stand it anymore and was about to kick someone when her eyes suddenly narrowed.
Hiss, why do I feel like he looks better today?
He looked again. Where was the wound on his face? Wasn't his right cheek scratched by a branch yesterday?
Jiang Huan immediately crawled over to take a look.
Xie Jiumian lowered his raven eyelashes and said nothing, allowing her hands to examine and knead his face.
Jiang Huan said, "You were here yesterday..."
"ah--"
Outside the cave, a scream broke out.
They both turned their heads at the same time.
Xie Qianxue was seen standing at the entrance of the cave, staring at the horrifying scene with her mouth wide open.
——Xie Jiumian was supporting himself with his arms with his clothes half-open, his expression languid. Jiang Huan was kneeling in front of him, her shoulders half exposed, her small hand on his face, having just pinched a piece of flesh and not yet let go.
Xie Qianxue paused, took two steps back, and cried again: "Ah!!!"
As she did this, she raised her camera and started clicking frantically.
"Hold this position, don't move! Be good!"
Xie Jiumian was speechless: "Auntie..."
"Wait a minute!"
Xie Qianxue waved her hand and ran away.
Jiang Huan stretched her head to look. "Gone?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the sound outside the cave became louder.
"Everyone, come here quickly! Oh my God! Xie Jiumian and Jiang Huan have been found! We're about to start! Come quickly!"
In an instant, deafening footsteps gathered from all directions.
Jiang Huan didn't even have time to stand up.
Xie Qianye poked his head out and said, "Ah!!! Wife, wife!!!"
A slender figure quickly appeared. The beauty was not wearing any makeup, and her fox eyes were shining again and again. "Ah!!! Dad, Dad!!!"
Mr. Xie limped and stumbled: "Ah!!!! Photographer, photographer, come quickly!"
Jiang Huan gritted her teeth and looked at Xie Jiumian.
The hand that pinched his face became heavier, "Did you arrange this?"
Xie Jiumian groaned and fell down, "Hiss, be gentle, my family is watching."
“Crack, crack, crack!”
"Hey, stop taking pictures." Xie Jiumian stretched out his hand to stop him.
He made a heart shape with his hands, switched ten poses in one second, and received two hundred photos.
Mr. Xie had already rushed out midway through, using his crutch to shoo the photographer over like he was herding sheep. "Start the broadcast! Start the live broadcast right now! What kind of legs are you wearing? You can't even walk as fast as an old man like me!"
The camera snapped.
Although Jiang Huan had put clothes on both of them as quickly as possible, the shouts of the four people just now had already shaken the valley.
Even the rats breeding in their holes got a free morning news broadcast.
[Good news: The person was found! Even better news: They slept together!]
[That's great! I cried so hard, sob sob sob. I told them they were going to have a baby, but you guys didn't believe me! If I die now, will I be able to reincarnate in time?]
[What were Xie Jiumian's family members shouting so loudly just now? I heard it all!]
I seriously doubt what I'm seeing is the first scene! Requesting an interview with the Xie family!
Director Li: Request received.
Xie Qianxue, the first person to discover the scene, explained in detail: "We found them in the cave at 8:31 Beijing time."
"When I first saw these two children, I couldn't believe my eyes!"
[Hello, Auntie! I feel so bad for you!]
"That's really a big bed!" Xie Qianxue drew a big bed with her hands.
Everyone: ? ?
The camera turned to Xie Qianye, "I am the second person to discover the child. I can testify that what the child's aunt said is correct."
"Our Xie family is also a military family. I never thought that my son would be the one below."
Everyone: ????
Mommy Li Ruanchu: "I've said it before, weakness is the best black stocking for men! He did it! He really did it!"
Everyone: ???!!!!
[??? Aren't these really Xie Jiumian No. 1, No. 2, No. 3, and No. 4? ?]
You are not the first or second person to discover the truth, you are the first person to spread the rumor and the second person to spread the rumor.
[They definitely did it in the cave (this rumor has been spread, don't let it go untrue)]
[Xie Jiumian looks so weak, could it be that my sister Huan has been keeping him all night?]
Fu Ran (cuckold version): Did you really give it to him? Did you really, really give it to him?
On the other side, Fu Ran was still waiting for news. After seeing no movement on the Internet, he became more and more certain that the two men had been killed.
He smiled grimly.
It would be better to die.
Being alive is eye-catching anyway.
"Brother Fu, there's news." The assistant ran in.
"They have been trapped for so long, they must be dead, right?" Fu Ran sat leisurely on the chair and slowly picked up a glass of water.
"No, they are still alive, and Xie Jiumian was kept by Jiang Huan for the entire night. The Xie family is ready to have a grandson!"
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