Chapter 44 You kid took the rumor as an official announcement, right?
"Puff——" a mouthful of water spurted out.
Fu Ran's eyes widened, and he could no longer suppress his roar, "Ah!"
#Bangbang thanks Aunt Jiumian: What a big bed#
#Exploding Jiang Huan nine times a night#
#Breaking Xie Family Motto: Weakness is the best black silk for men#
[Memories Frying into Pancakes]: Oh my goodness, what a prosperous Year of the Snake! This trending search is too exciting!
[Hua Tian Jiu Di Hehen Ai]: I've said it before, Brother Xie has a big butt and is good at giving birth. Look, he's almost having a baby.
[The Most Damn Brain]: ??? I'm a passerby, and I want to ask, between Xie Jiumian and Jiang Huan, which one is the female and which one is the male?
[I think a lot of Huan]: I always feel like Xie Jiumian looks like a bitch, but he's actually a real man behind the scenes. I'm looking forward to the day when Sister Huan cries!!!
[I, Jiang Changmian]: Sister, when you were sleeping in that bed, did you ever think of us thousands of miles away? Did you ever think of us when you were doing it hard? Will you still think of us when you have children? Sister? Will you come back, sister?
[163 handsome tall man]:? I suddenly couldn't tell if this was a fan meme or a genuine outpouring of emotion.
The online atmosphere was ambiguous. Due to the output of "Wo Jiang Changmian", a level 15 fan of Jiang Huan, speculations about "what a big bed" and genetic mutations exploded across the Internet.
Even the ladies playing mahjong in Kyoto changed the stakes from cars, houses and money to a big dare - reading the comment "I, Jiang Changmian" aloud in public.
The rumor of "what a big bed" has been widely circulated on the Internet, and it has some details to support it.
During the period when the hot search was boiling, Jiang Huan and Xie Jiumian were posting comments the whole time.
He refuted the rumor: "Please don't say that. We didn't sleep together, she didn't touch me, she didn't take my clothes off, and we don't plan to have three children in the future. Please don't believe the rumor, don't spread it, don't occupy public resources, and please stop right now."
[Alright, alright, alright! You're treating the rumor-busting segment as an official announcement, right?!]
Xie Qianye was closest to Xie Jiumian, and his scalp tingled when he saw him.
Is this Xie Jiumian? Is this the Xie Jiumian from home?
I've only heard that a test paper has sides A and B, but I've never heard that people have them too.
Xie Qianye rushed over and said, "No matter what the hell you are, get off my son!"
Xie Jiumian: "..."
Jiang Huan was laughing happily as she watched. On the other side, a figure rushed forward.
"Sister Huan, my only sister, you are finally back!" Ke Wenjun's loud voice came from the door.
He slid to his knees and rushed to Jiang Huan like a filial son, looking around. "Where's the child? Didn't you say the child was born? I'm ready to be Dehua!"
Jiang Huan:?
Meng Yue pulled Ke Wenjun aside.
Other guests followed in, all expressing their concern and condolences. The production crew finally managed to calm everyone down and resume filming.
Xie Jiumian brought the four members of the Xie family back to the lounge.
He took out his phone and ordered them to leave: "I'll book a plane ticket to take you back."
The four of them looked up at the sky and scratched their ears.
"Don't pretend, the tickets for tonight have been booked." Xie Jiumian shook his phone.
Several people immediately became anxious.
"You're kicking us out as soon as we get here? You're such a rebellious son!" Xie Qianye slammed the table in an angry tone.
Mommy Li Ruanchu covered her face with tissues, her fox eyes filled with tears: "Oh, oh, oh, mom raised you with great difficulty for more than 20 years, and you are driving her away like this... Well, a grown-up son is no longer under the control of his mother. So let it be, just let me die wherever you want."
Xie Qianxue said confidently, "I'm here to visit my son. What does this have to do with you? I'm not leaving."
Mr. Xie clutched his heart and said, "Ouch, my heart hurts... The scenery here is beautiful, I want to rest here for a while."
Xie Jiumian narrowed his eyes and looked at the program crew.
Director Li understood what he meant.
Don’t worry, leave it to me!
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"Dear audience friends, on this beautiful day, the Heart-Stirring House has welcomed four new friends to the observation room!" Director Li signaled the camera to turn.
In the restaurant, the four members of the Xie family greeted the camera.
[Great! It's the Xie family! We're saved!]
[Putting everything else aside for now, could the observation room guest describe what they saw in the cave just now, in no less than 20,000 words?]
[I feel like there are four Xie Jiumian sitting in front of the camera watching me]
[No way, this is the first time I've heard of an observation room right next to the guest. How is this different from playing crickets in person?]
At this time, no one realized the horror of the observation room's decision.
Until the first victim appeared——
The guest group sat down in the living room.
After the directors said a few polite words, they let everyone discuss their experience of the material island.
"Hidden in a cave?" Meng Yue frowned. "Luckily there is a cave, otherwise it would be really dangerous this time."
Fu Ran picked up the teacup and said in a sinister tone, "Ah Huan, you are so lucky."
"Fu Guoguo, are you...envious of Daddy's good fortune?" Jiang Huan raised her hands, made a triangle with them, and blinked wildly. "Huh? Speak, are you envious of Daddy's age?"
【Abuse Value +3000】
Jiang Huan felt great.
Immediately afterwards, several strange noises came from the other side of the living room.
Xie Qianxue: "Oh, when you're little, you always care about big things!"
Li Ruanchu: "Why does he speak so weakly? Should he drink some Chinese medicine to recuperate?"
Mr. Xie: "Don't bully him. Haven't you heard the wise saying? The big ones must give way to the small ones."
Fu Ran turned his head.
The four people in the living room all made a "golden underwear" gesture to him.
【Abuse Value +5000】
【Abuse Value +6000】
Jiang Huan laughed and applauded to welcome the four to stay.
Fu Ran gritted his teeth and narrowed his eyes in Jiang He's direction.
Jiang He was originally secretly observing the attitudes of the four members of the Xie family towards Jiang Huan. He just frowned secretly and didn't want to say anything.
But for some reason, her mouth suddenly moved uncontrollably: "Sister, everyone is worried about you, please don't be so aggressive."
Jiang Huan smiled knowingly: "Worried about me? Not necessarily. Worried that I'm not dead, sister."
Then there was a noise from the restaurant.
"Maybe not. I think she's waiting for Huanhuan to die so she can inherit the family fortune."
"Maybe not. It's possible that she wants to inherit her husband's legacy."
"Maybe not. I want to remind her that if she inherits her husband, she will also inherit his family."
Jiang He:?!
[God damn, my husband's family, hahahahahaha! The most powerful threat of the year has appeared.]
[It’s so exciting! I also saw live barrage in a variety show.]
[Ah, finally I know why He He and Xie Jiu Mian broke up! With such a family, who wouldn't break up? You're breaking up love, there will be retribution!]
Seeing them so happy, Xie Jiumian felt even more anxious.
Sure enough, they got tired of playing with Fu Ran and Jiang He, and their targets began to shift gradually.
While doing a task, Xie Jiumian closed his eyes on the beach and said, "There's sand in my eyes. Can you help me blow it out, Ah Huan?"
The four people moving behind: "Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo blow blow~~~~~~~~~~"
Li Ruanchu puffed up her lips: "Husband, let me blow you~~~~~~"
Xie Qianye's face flushed slightly: "Blow gently~~~~"
While the noodles were cooking in the kitchen, Xie Jiumian brought out a bowl of noodles and said, "Eat slowly, it's hot."
The four people behind: "Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo hot~~~~~~~~~~"
Xie Qianxue pretended to cook: "At home, you only make us eat shit~~~~~~~"
Mr. Xie nodded repeatedly: "Finally, I can tell the difference between salt and MSG~~~~~~"
They stayed like this for half a day. Jiang Huan was happy, the audience was numb, and Xie Jiumian was crazy.
As soon as the show was over, Xie Jiumian stopped the four people, slowly took off his apron, and leaned against the door.
"If you really don't want a daughter-in-law anymore, then just stay here."
The four of them looked at each other.
Li Ruanchu stood up and said, "You can let us go..."
"I don't agree." Xie Jiumian spoke directly without waiting for him to state the conditions.
Li Ruanchu ignored him and pointed in Jiang Huan's direction, "Go kiss her right now and prove that you're not gay."
Xie Jiumian took out a handful of glutinous rice and threw it back.
Mr. Xie said seriously, "It's okay if we don't kiss. Then let us talk to her alone. We need to know what kind of person you like. Is this okay?"
Xie Jiumian smiled when he heard this and said slowly, "If you are not afraid of death, go and talk to her yourself."
"Just say it!"
A few seconds later, Li Ruanchu came back: "She said yes."
Xie Jiumian:?
He immediately turned around and looked at the smiling Jiang Huan.
Jiang Huan turned, humming a song, and followed the Xie family into the small room next door.
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