Chapter 55 You are the mental patient, your whole family is mentally ill
Jiang Huan snorted and put the card into the drawer.
This scene caused the ratings for that night to soar, comparable to prime time. Before the production team had time to be happy, they received the remaining reconciliation forms with all the responses filled in with "no".
"No one is going to reconcile?! Ke Wenjun is not going to reconcile either?" Director Li was incredulous.
"Jun Ge said this show is fun, and he wants to stay for a few more days..." The staff wiped his sweat, "We'll get back together when he gets tired of it."
Director Li gritted his teeth and said, "No! If we keep going like this, this season will truly be a shame for me! Starting tomorrow, we'll increase the difficulty!"
The director team started secret preparations overnight.
The next day at noon, all the guests were taken to the beach by the director team.
Various barbecue grills are neatly arranged on the beach, and the tables are filled with a wide variety of barbecue ingredients. Even another table is full of breakfast, including Chinese snacks and Western meals.
The guests woke up instantly.
"What the hell? Did we wrap up today?"
"Is Li Tiedan planning to run away with the money?"
Jiang Huan casually poured a bowl of soup and handed it to Fu Ran. "You must have been dehydrated from crying last night. Rehydrate quickly."
Fu Ran was a little surprised and subconsciously glanced at Xie Jiumian.
Xie Jiumian also looked at him with a smile, without any murderous intent in his eyes, and did not try to take his broken radio.
He felt relieved and naturally would not miss the opportunity to eat, so he took it and drank it immediately.
Seeing this, everyone started to pick up food for him.
"Brother Fu, eat more."
Fu Ran curled the corners of his mouth.
Is he so handsome today? His hairstyle this morning has mesmerized them.
Before he could even smile, all the dishes in front of Fu Ran were instantly removed after he had just taken the second bite.
"Ok, it's not poisonous, eat it." Jiang Huan waved her hand.
Everyone started eating instantly!
Fu Ran: ???
Damn it!
[Oh well, I thought we were a loving family! Turns out it was just a poison testing event!]
Every time I try to take a screenshot of my brother Fu’s smile, I can’t even capture it for three seconds! Are you guys animals?!
Director Li said, "Everyone, please pay attention. Inspired by the teachers' games last night, the production team has decided to upgrade to an undercover game! All day today will be free time for you to do as you please. At the same time, everyone will be given an ID card. You must protect your identity and secretly perform an action consistent with your ID card."
"Other players can guess the identities of others as many times as they want. Once they're guessed, they're eliminated. Conversely, whoever completes the identity action first wins, and the first place winner will receive a mysterious surprise!"
The program team will distribute ID cards to the guests and synchronize them to the audience in real time.
The barrage that was originally wailing immediately saw everyone's ID cards.
Jiang Huan: xx, Xie Jiumian: pig breeder.
Mai Yaya: Talent scout, Lu Chen: Singer.
Jiang He: Undertaker, Fu Ran: Thief.
Ke Wenjun: writer, Meng Yue: xx.
[Hey, why are there two xx? Is there a problem?]
Director Li: "XX is a hidden card. Audience friends can guess it while watching. We will randomly draw three people from the comments that guessed correctly and give them mysterious gifts."
[This is too difficult! I feel like the production team is targeting me, Ran Ge!]
【Does Fu Ran need to act? 】
[This is so funny! They let Paozhao be the writer, a tone-deaf person be the singer, and idols be the scouts. The production team is really good! Only Xie Jiumian's pig breeder is more fitting.]
[Oh my god! You guys let me play the undertaker?! I'm going to collect your bodies right now! ! !]
At the beach, Ke Wenjun (writer version) looked around with a shifty look.
After making sure no one noticed him, he secretly took out a cheat sheet from his pocket.
Then he put his hands behind his back, looked at the horizon, and began to read aloud with great emotion: "Oh! Ocean! Your blue water kisses my leg hair like a mother's kiss! Oh! Ocean! Your rolling waves hurt like a father's arms! Ah! Ocean~~~"
[Pfft, Junza, did you misunderstand what the author meant? ]
【Nonsense, how can a lyricist not be considered a writer?】
[Just pamper him]
Fu Ran noticed the dead movement on the reef and suddenly narrowed his eyes.
The program team set up a gong-beating spot on the beach. Anyone who wants to guess someone’s identity can go and beat the gong.
He ran towards the gong point, but was caught up by Lu Chen who was also there.
The two men wrestled together, punching and kicking each other, taking off each other's coats, stepping on each other's shoes, and insulting each other, then Fu Ran gasped and started beating the gongs and drums.
"Ding!" The gong sounded loudly.
"Ke Wenjun, a mental patient!" Fu Ran shouted while injured.
Program team: “Wrong.”
Fu Ran:?
Lu Chen breathed a sigh of relief: "Ah? Isn't he a mental patient?"
Ke Wenjun blushed instantly: "Do you two understand? You are the mentally ill person! Your whole family is mentally ill! I am a fucking writer!"
"Ding!" A hand reached out and struck the gong.
Jiang Huan smiled and said, "Ke Wenjun, a writer."
"Ke Wenjun is out! Jiang Huan scored 2 points!" the director team shouted.
My eight-year-old niece asked me what it meant to be a "gift of death." I showed her this video and told her that this is what it means to be a "gift of death."
[If we talk about finding a bargain, it has to be my sister Huan. How can this not be considered fast?]
Ke Wenjun burst into tears: "I don't want to play with you anymore, Jiang Huan!"
"Lilililil." Jiang Huan made a face.
"Click." Xie Jiumian picked up the Polaroid camera as if nothing had happened and saved the photo of the ghost face.
Jiang Huan immediately rang the gong: "Xie Jiumian, photographer!"
Director Li: "Wrong answer."
Why take a picture? He just wants to take a picture of you!
Xie Jiumian's beautiful eyes flashed with hurt: "Can't I just want to take a picture of you?"
The man touched his heart dejectedly, pinched an empty heart, and broke it.
Jiang Huan raised her eyebrows: "Thank you Jiumian."
"Um?"
"clang!"
Jiang Huan struck the gong: "Painter collecting folk songs."
"Wrong answer!"
Jiang Huan: "Model."
"mistake!"
Jiang Huan: "Handsome guy!"
"mistake!"
Jiang Huan: "Fox spirit!"
"mistake!"
The more she spoke, the redder Xie Jiumian's face became. "Stop praising me, there are others here."
Jiang Huan: “…”
[A few hastily written conversations turned me into a placenta! ! ! ]
[Ahhhh!! She called him a vixen! Does this mean Sister Huan was really seduced by Brother Mian?!]
【The Nine Heavens of Huan are real! 】
…
I got more than a dozen wrong answers in a row.
Jiang Huan felt refreshed. She turned around and was about to leave when she met Fu Ran's eyes as he was reaching into her bowl.
"Oh." Jiang Huan smiled. "Stealing something?"
[Brother Fu, danger! danger! danger!]
Fu Ran’s eyes went dark and he was knocked three meters away.
A few minutes later, he limped out of the sea with a gloomy face.
No, Jiang Huan has been guarding her food lately! Let's move to another place!
He acted as if nothing had happened and walked around to the stool where Jiang Huan had placed her coat.
Just about to reach out and take it.
Suddenly, there was a tap on my shoulder.
He froze and turned his head.
Jiang Huan's smile widened.
Two seconds later, the man slid to the ground again, kicking the air wildly in anger!
Can't even steal anything?!
Fu Ran thought about it and decided to change his target and stop locking onto Jiang Huan.
He turned and stole the cell phone that Jiang He had placed on the table.
As soon as I stretched out my hand, a scream suddenly came from behind me.
"Brother Fu, why are you taking my breast stickers?" Jiang He asked loudly.
What? Jiang Huan's breast stickers?
He looked down and saw a transparent, round breast sticker hanging under the phone case!
"Toilet brother, die!"
Jiang Huan suddenly attacked from a distance and sent a flying kick across the sky.
Fu Ran turned into a flying monkey and was shot into the sky. He made another parabola and then plunged into the sand, his legs trembling in the air.
Ke Wenjun wiped his tears and said to the camera: "See? People can't choose a career that is not suitable for them."
[Ah!!!! Why! Our Ran Ge has such a hard life!]
[Fu Ran's profession is so obvious that anyone can tell, right? Why hasn't anyone guessed?]
[The person above, don't you understand? They're just playing tricks on me! They're deliberately beating people up and not telling anyone! Woo woo woo!]
Fu Ran limped over, his eyes red as he approached the production team: "I've already stolen three times, why haven't you announced your success yet?!"
"Ahem, well," Director Li coughed lightly and stepped back, saying, "Since you were caught stealing three times, it doesn't count as a success."
Fu Ran began to doubt his life.
Looking back at the three crime scenes, there is a common figure...
He glared at Jiang Huan who was circling around Xie Jiumian with uncontrollable anger.
It seems that he must first guess her identity and get her out! Otherwise, he will not complete his mission and will be beaten to death!
"System, redeem items!"
[Ding! 'Suck it up' redemption successful! Product function: can suck up everything]
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