Chapter 56 Have You Hugged Enough?
[Host, are you sure you want to use it? ]
"Stop talking nonsense! Use it!" Fu Ran interrupted impatiently.
This time, he spent a lot of money to exchange for this prop, and he had to suck Jiang Huan's word card out of his pocket.
The pink prop drops.
"Prepare to die, Jiang Huan! Haha!" Fu Ran pressed the middle gear.
Aunt Qian happened to pass by and greeted with a smile: "Director Li, you are here... Ouch!"
The moment he opened his mouth, his dentures were sucked away.
Fu Ran quickly retracted his laughter, but it was too late.
Watch the dentures go straight into his mouth!
ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Fu Ran collapsed and knelt, digging his mouth frantically: "Ugh, ugh..."
"Okay, it's you again!" Aunt Qian rushed forward, punching and kicking, and even cursed with her leaky mouth: "I told you last time! There's no chance between us! I said it clearly! Don't put your mind on me! I've backed down! I don't like blue people with love-butts!"
Aunt Qian left.
The man was left on the beach, with two clear tears flowing from the corners of his mouth to his groin.
He just wants to live, why is it so difficult?
No, he won't give up!
Fu Ran did a spider flip and continued to take out props. This time, he made sure that there was no one around and suddenly aimed at Jiang Huan.
"call out--"
Button on.
Jiang Huan suddenly turned to the left and started digging in the sand. "Oh my! The shells here are so big! I'll make some soup with them when I get home tonight!"
Fu Ran suddenly turned to the left.
Jiang Huan pounced on Xie Jiumian like a tiger, leaping to strangle him by the neck. "Fine, you're secretly eating barbecue by yourself! Without me!"
Fu Ran inhaled to the left, and Jiang Huan struck to the right.
Fu Ran sucked in air with his right hand, and Jiang Huan threw a left hook.
Fu Ran inhales downwards, and Jiang Huan dances ballet upwards.
Fu Ran inhales upwards, and Jiang Huan splits and descends.
Fu Ran was blood-thirsty!
For a moment, the Suck Suck Le was no longer a Suck Suck Le, but a Gatling gun, an anti-aircraft gun!
He just didn't believe it. He really couldn't do anything to Jiang Huan!
He pressed the highest setting and sucked wildly at the area within five meters of Jiang Huan, singing crazily: "Blow, blow, my pride and indulgence!"
There was a strong wind at the scene and everyone screamed.
Jiang Huan staggered and was almost blown away by the strong wind.
A pair of hands suddenly came across, hugged her around the waist, and hid in the RV barbecue restaurant behind her.
"Ahem...my barbecue!"
The skewers of meat were also extended.
She was stunned, looked up sideways, and saw Xie Jiumian holding the string of beads in one hand and hugging someone in the other, without delaying anything.
And in this position, not only can I feel the firmness of his arms and the warmth of his chest, I can even touch...
At the moment she had the idea, as if to lure her into further action, the red of his desire wrapped around her again.
"Have you hugged me enough?" Jiang Huan gritted her teeth and resisted.
Xie Jiumian shook his head honestly.
She elbowed him, and the man quickly stepped back, stuffed the skewer into her mouth, and rubbed her head.
"There's meat residue on your lips, wipe it off." He chuckled and got out of the car.
Jiang Huan narrowed her eyes and stared at his back. She felt that the scene of feeding and wiping his mouth was a little familiar, as if it had happened many times.
Thinking about it carefully, Xie Jiumian seemed to know her preferences, weaknesses and even sensitive points very well.
Who is he?
My thoughts were interrupted by shouting and cursing.
I looked up and wow!
There were all sorts of strange things piled up in front of me: wigs, silicone butt lifters, kindergarten teacher 100-answer questions, private autographed photos, height-increasing insoles...
Fu Ran sucked up four of the five golden flowers.
The only one left was Aunt Qian, who clung to the tree tightly, relying on her superior weight to avoid being hit.
Fu Ran was surrounded by a group of people and beaten violently.
"You even dare to steal my things! Are you tired of living?"
"Aunt Qian rejected you, so does that mean I, Ma Xiaomei, can't be bothered with meat and vegetables?!"
Jiang Huan took advantage of the chaos to stretch her legs in and kicked him several more times.
【Abuse Value +3000】
【Abuse Value +3000】
Finally, Jiang He finished up, pushing everyone aside and shouting, "Ah! Brother Fu fainted! Let me take care of him!"
As he said this, he excitedly dragged one of Fu Ran's legs and left.
…
As the day grew darker, the elimination round entered its fiercest stage.
——Lu Chen took advantage of the bathroom break to secretly sing, but he forgot to take off the microphone, and the whole island was playing his tone-deaf singing in 3D surround.
Everyone banged the gong together, and Lu Chen was eliminated.
——Mai Yaya was so obsessed with the couple that when she was doing a task, she blurted out to Xie Jiumian and Jiang Huan, "If you just say one word, I will make you the hottest stars."
As a result, the two men hit the gong.
Mai Yaya was eliminated.
The remaining guests on the stage are Jiang Huan, Jiang He, Fu Ran, Meng Yue and Xie Jiumian.
The program team took the opportunity to come up with a second round of mechanisms.
"In support of the national "Clean Plate" campaign, we must eliminate waste! Guests, please try to sell any remaining barbecue on the table to the three special guests. Otherwise, three points will be deducted and all of the barbecue will be eaten!"
Jiang Huan glanced at the pile of skewers on the table and slowly asked:?
No wonder the director team had been so attentively barbecuing for them just now.
There are at least dozens of kilograms of meat here. Which guest can buy it?
Sensing the murderous aura, Director Li hurriedly said, "Welcome our special guest!"
Aunt Qian appeared in her signature red coat and said cheerfully, "Hello again, sister!"
Following behind her were a shy 6-year-old boy named Tongtong and a 108-year-old old man.
[The program crew is as vicious as ever! ]
[The rules of water change, but Aunt Qian remains unchanged (heart)]
[It is forbidden to abuse centenarians, it is forbidden to abuse minors, it is forbidden to abuse a 200-pound young woman! ]
Since they were paired up in pairs, the production team considered that Fu Ran was still unconscious and found Jiang He to discuss the matter.
"Do I need to switch you back to your original partner, Xie Jiumian? Jiang Huan has the highest score right now, so she probably won't mind."
Jiang He immediately refused: "No, I can do it alone."
She can still tell which is more important, life or marriage.
[I think there must be a big misunderstanding between He He and Xie Jiu Mian, which is why Xie Jiu Mian deliberately approached Jiang Huan to provoke He He. He He is probably tired now and has started to quarrel with Xie Jiu Mian! It's all a couple's tricks.]
[Xie Jiumian, ah Xie Jiumian, this is all your fault! You treated He He like this, so you will be sentenced to prison without a wife!]
[Ladies, we don't have money to treat our eyes. If we really can't afford it, can we raise some money on Shuidichou? I'll contribute 50 cents.]
The production team held up the microphone and excitedly said, "Attention all departments—the sale has begun!"
Ke Wenjun quietly grabbed the skewers of meat that were still in decent condition and gathered his strength.
"Meng Yue! Just stand here and watch! This time I will make you the most prestigious woman!"
Meng Yue rarely saw Ke Wenjun so serious.
I'm looking forward to it.
The next second, he knelt down with the skewers in his hands: "Grandpa, auntie, and little brother! You guys! Just buy some! I have a twenty-year-old ex-girlfriend above me, and a future daughter below me, I can't fail to sell these skewers! Even though they're burnt on the outside, the inside is also! What? You don't want to buy?! Waa ...
Meng Yue: “…”
What is she expecting?
[Okay, forced buying and selling, moral kidnapping, weird type]
[Ke Wenjun! You're hurting my eyes!]
In the end, Aunt Qian and the little boy Tongtong were so annoyed by the noise that they both bought something symbolically.
Only Uncle Ma still held his ground and tried to get Ke Wenjun to compensate him with some money, saying that he almost made him deaf.
As soon as the two left, Mai Yaya and Lu Chen took over to sell the products. They sold them very quickly by stealing gifts from the program team, but they were also chased by the director team halfway.
When it was Jiang He's group's turn, she went on stage alone, pulling a stretcher.
Without saying a word, he quickly lifted the white cloth in front of him.
The camera zooms in.
Fu Ran was lying on a stretcher, his face as white as a pile of flour, his blush spread from his cheeks to his ears as if he had been punched by two big fists, his lips were painted dark purple, and his eye shadow was colorful, including red, green and blue.
Everyone was scared to death!
Aunt Qian hesitated to speak. "Forget it. People are already like this. I'll just follow them."
She bought two strings and Tongtong also bought two strings.
Uncle Ma refused to buy: "I feel like he's mocking me. Isn't his today my tomorrow?! I won't buy it. It's bad luck!"
【Follow the pathetic mime emotional flow】
[You haven't forgotten the undertaker yet, right?! Brother Fu is dizzy! No, I can't convince myself to continue shipping this couple, woooo!]
Uncle Ma: It’s just stuff that old men don’t like to watch.
[Jiang He, I didn't expect you to eat Brother Fu's blood-soaked buns! ]
[Hebao just loves to do tasks, what did she do wrong! ]
[Tear it up for a while, this barrage is more interesting than selling goods (eating melon seeds)]
[I was busy cursing Jiang He's family! I didn't even mention you crazy fans! I want to see how Jiang Huan sells the worst skewers left!]
The program crew secretly calculated the money of the other guests. Except for Uncle Ma, the others had little money left.
Uncle Ma was the one they found. He was said to be the most picky, demanding and difficult to serve person within a radius of five miles.
"It's time to teach Jiang Huan a lesson!"
Director Li touched his chin, gloating.
Jiang Huan has been the king for so many days, but she has never been treated as the last one.
This time I will teach her a lesson and let her know that there is always someone better than you!
Director Li said, "It's your turn, Jiang Huan and Xie Jiumian team, go on stage!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the field suddenly darkened.
“Snap—”
The headlights shone on the curtain, and two furtive figures came on stage, hunched over.
The production crew all leaned in and asked, "What's going on?"
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