Chapter 57 What a vicious way of selling!
"Next, please enjoy the situational advertisement - My Life."
The voiceover, Meng Yue, used her lifelong hosting experience: "Performers, Jiang Huan, Xie Jiumian."
"Swish——" the spotlight hit the figure.
Xie Jiumian appeared with a towel on his head and a hoe on his shoulder. He looked elegant and relaxed. Although he was dressed as a farmer, he gave off a catwalk-like vibe.
Another spotlight hit Jiang Huan, who was lying on the ground with her limbs facing the ground and her butt sticking up.
【???】
[Sister Huan, we can’t eat grass even when we’re hungry.]
[It's very simple. One plays a farmer, and the other plays a farmer who is trying to scam people. He must use the scammer trick, saying that he had diarrhea after eating, and then asking the production team to compensate him by buying all these.]
[Suddenly, I realized you understand these crazy people's process! Director team! Danger!]
As the comments were full of speculation, the director team also became alert and prepared to avoid it.
Jiang Huan suddenly looked up and mooed.
He poked a bull horn on the top of his head.
[Fuck! Are you a cow?!]
Xie Jiumian put down the hoe, grabbed a handful of weeds and squatted beside Jiang Huan. "Ahua, eat. This is your last meal so you can set off tomorrow."
He stroked her head gently.
Jiang Huan chewed the grass silently, and a tear fell gently from the corner of her eye.
The lights flashed again, and the scene changed—
Xie Jiumian lay on the big bed and fell asleep.
Jiang Huan looked around and immediately jumped out of the cowshed.
"Master, Ah Hua has no way to repay you! After this final meal, we will be slaves in our next life!"
After saying this, she mooed and picked up the pot.
I prepared three dishes and a soup for Xie Jiumian overnight.
【？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ？ 】
[A pot seller?]
[Selling beds?]
【Selling rice?】
[Selling Xie Jiumian? ]
"Bang."
Jiang Huan put down the last pot of soup, looked up at the camera, and suddenly said affectionately: "My name is Niu Xiaohua, and I was born in Qianjia Village."
In the guest area, Aunt Qian was stunned.
"Auntie! Isn't that your cow that died last year? The one that went away with the donkey!" Tongtong shouted.
Uncle Ma's crutches also rarely moved.
Jiang Huan's eyes welled with tears. "I was born and raised in Qianjia Village. Every blade of grass, every tree, every person, and every animal here are deeply engraved in my heart. I love this land. This is my home!"
Jiang Huan unfolded the big red village flag.
[I can't stand it anymore. Can you please stop pointing at my brother Fu when you call him a beast?!]
The director team was stunned.
Director Li's mouth twitched: "Who would care about you, you crazy thing?"
When I turned around, I saw that all three guests had red eyes and trembling lips.
"Hana, woooo, woooo, hua!"
Director Li: ???
Jiang Huan looked up at the sky, and her expression suddenly changed. "It's dawn..."
On the bed, the moon above Xie Jiumian's head moved horizontally.
Soon, the sun appeared above our heads again.
He held Jiang Huan's hand and walked into the makeshift slaughterhouse.
"Ahua, I'm sorry..." Xie Jiumian said softly.
Jiang Huan secretly shook it off several times, but failed to get rid of it. She then mooed at him several times, almost hitting him, before she finally shook it off.
Before entering the slaughterhouse, a man's voice rang out behind him: "Ahua, I will come find you, wait for me."
Jiang Huan:?
Is this line in the script we just discussed?
She quickly got back into the role, shouting to the sky: "I am Niu Xiaohua. In life, I am the cow of Qianjia Village! In death, I am the soul of Qianjia Village! Qianmen!"
Then, resolutely, he ran into the slaughterhouse!
"No!" Aunt Qian shook her head and stood up.
Meng Yue's voiceover: "Cows are everything to farmers. And farmers, in turn, are cows everything to farmers? Working from sunrise to sunset, accompanying every villager is always their most loyal old cow. Only the old cow will never betray this land! It will never betray them!"
Ke Wenjun scattered paper money crazily, while Mai Yaya hugged the ox horns and cried madly: "Flowers! Rest in peace!"
On the other side of the white cloth, the sound of "moo moo" was heard continuously.
"Ahua!" Aunt Qian couldn't bear it any longer and stood up and rushed to the stage, "No! Ahua! Don't go!"
"Xiaohua!" The three guests were very emotional and tears were streaming down their faces.
The white cloth falls, and the light comes.
Xie Jiumian came out carrying a plate of beef skewers.
"This, this is..." Aunt Qian's legs went weak and she covered her mouth.
"Yes, it's her." Xie Jiumian said sadly, then stretched out his arms. "No one will buy it anyway, so I'll just collapse——"
"Who said that!" Aunt Qian hurriedly grabbed it, "I'll buy it! I'll buy it!"
Tongtong: "I'll use my pocket money to buy it with you! Don't throw away Ah Hua!"
Uncle Ma: "I'll buy it! I'll pay five times the price!"
The three of them slid to their knees and wailed, rushing to buy it one after another.
The few remaining plates of roast beef were snatched up.
[Damn!!! What a wicked way of selling it! Give me one!]
[Wuwuwuwuwu Xiaohua, please don’t die, Xiaohua. Even if you turn into black pepper beef, you will still be the best Xiaohua.]
[Shameless! I'd pay three times as much to collect Xiaohua's body! ! ! !]
[It starts with a Thai commercial, ends with a romantic skit, and then elevates the theme. Who else?! Who else?! Send me a link! I want to pay for the hard-working oxen!]
The liquidation operation was successfully completed.
Director Li gritted his teeth, his legs trembling, and gave up. "Congratulations to all the guests for successfully completing the empty plate operation! Now, we have the last five minutes left! Please hurry up and guess each other's identities!"
The countdown gong was struck three times.
Fu Ran curled his lips. His hard work for the whole day was worth it. No one had guessed...
"clang!"
Jiang Huan rang the gong: "Fu Ran, thief."
Fu Ran:!!!
As soon as I opened my eyes, I almost fainted again.
Seeing that he didn't faint, Jiang Huan handed him a mirror.
Fu Ran opened his eyes and felt dizzy this time.
Coach Li shouted, "Jiang Huan has four match points! Everyone, please pay attention. If no one guesses her identity within the next few seconds, Jiang Huan will be the champion of today's game!"
The rest of the people immediately started to speculate.
Meng Yue: "Sister Huan is a street urchin, a lunatic?"
Jiang He: "Niu Xiaohua?"
Ke Wenjun: "Poisonous woman?"
Everyone failed one after another, and the director announced the end of the game.
"Sister Huan, who are you?" Ke Wenjun was curious.
Jiang Huan took out the entry from her pocket.
Everyone gathered around in an instant.
"Model assistant?!" Ke Wenjun's eyes were filled with disbelief. "Sister Huan, is this right?!"
"He's a model." Jiang Huan pointed at Xie Jiumian, then back at herself. "I'm an assistant. I just wiped his mouth three times!"
"That time you took that white paper and casually wiped his face?!" Ke Wenjun was furious. "Is that what you call wiping?"
"You don't have the final say!" Jiang Huan looked at Xie Jiumian and said confidently, "You say!"
Xie Jiumian drank his wine elegantly and ate the skewers: "Our assistant is like this, it's very easy, only doing one job a day, with work in his eyes and me in his heart."
Jiang Huan raised her head and said, "Look, there's life in my eyes!"
Are you sure this is the key point?
[It doesn't matter whether she has our Brother Mian in her heart, Brother Mian only cares whether she has him in her body]
[You guys are crossing the line a bit. Just send this kind of thing to me privately. It's all crazy! Aren't you afraid of your show being banned?!]
At the same time, Xie Group.
Assistant Niu was buried in a mountain of documents, watching the video with tears streaming down his face.
"Boss Xie! That's not what you usually say! Didn't you tell me to work myself to death as long as I don't die?!"
At the scene, Jiang Huan began to count other people's results.
Xie Jiumian - pig breeder.
The moment Jiang Huan saw the entry, her face turned dark.
He fed her all day!
Next is Jiang He: Undertaker.
Jiang Huan wanted to discredit her at first, but when she saw Fu Ran's yin-yang face that looked like the black and white evil spirits, she gave up struggling.
Finally, there is Meng Yue, a kindergarten teacher.
Looking at Meng Yue who was wiping Ke Wenjun's mouth, Jiang Huan completely shut up and turned to find Director Li to claim the prize.
Director Li said, "Tomorrow is the 1v1 couples activity day. In view of the outstanding performance of Teacher Jiang and Teacher Xie, you can be paired up tomorrow and leave first."
"Me and Xie Jiumian?" Jiang Huan raised an eyebrow. "Partnering again?"
"Ah-Hua, this is the program's decision, don't be so aggressive."
Fu Ran, wearing a mask, appeared behind the crowd, his voice full of pride, "I'm in a group with Ah He, aren't you and Xie Jiumian good enough? Why do you have to be so persistent and cling to me?"
Jiang Huan narrowed her eyes and looked Fu Ran up and down.
Fu Ran took a defensive stance.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Huan turned directly to Jiang He: "You."
"What's wrong? Sister." Jiang He turned around immediately.
Jiang Huan hooked her finger, "Don't you want to join my tribe?"
Jiang He's eyes lit up and he nodded rapidly.
Jiang Huan pointed at Fu Ran and said, "If you can get a drop of his crystal tear, I'll let you join."
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