Chapter 79 I Love Dogs All My Life
Jiang Huan:?
Audience: ???
My brother-in-law!!!
[Hehe, are you giving up just like that?! You have to fight the evil forces!]
[Come on, you fans want her to die, right?]
What's going on with my brother Fu? Why did he get beaten even though he didn't participate in the show?
[Damn! I almost didn't recognize him. Are you sure it's Fu Ran? And not just some random person with a bandage wrapped around him?]
【??? Oh my god, after all that, I thought Toilet Brother wasn't coming back】
[Alright, alright! It's fun again!]
The barrage was boiling.
Zhao Bo on the other side didn't like this kind of small talk and quickly waved his hand, "Since all the guests are here, let's move on to the next part!"
…
"It's the call of the heart! It's the cry of love! After much anticipation, the program welcomes the first Love Word-Making Contest! In the next few minutes, the program team will provide three groups of words, and the guests will use these words to compose beautiful words and sentences related to love!"
"The program team will simultaneously launch a real-time voting on Weibo. Viewers can participate and choose the best master of beautiful sentences in your mind!"
[Wow!!! This is fun! I want to try it!]
[After changing the director, it’s completely different. The lights are all messed up.]
Zhao Bo was speechless.
The pink rotating light bulb is his last stubbornness.
"Please listen to the question! The first set of keywords are me, wife, and mother!"
[I can do this, my wife is now my mother]
[The person above, this is a barrage, not your home, please be mindful of the scale]
[I bet these people's answers will be very interesting! ]
Mai Yaya raised her hand: "Mom really supports my love with my wife!"
Lu Chen looked at Mai Yaya and said, “My mother told me that if I listen to my wife, I will get rich.”
Meng Yue rang the bell: "My mother doesn't allow me to marry a wife, but I can marry a husband."
Ke Wenjun held his head high and said, "I am the man my mother and wife love the most!"
Fu Ran said gloomily: "I don't have a wife, and I don't have a mother, but I can still live a good life."
【？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ？ 】
Jiang Huan scratched his head and suddenly an idea came to him. "My mother's wife said she loves me."
Is this right?! ! !
[Sure enough, there is no most outrageous, only more outrageous! ]
[There's only one Xie Jiumian left, which doesn't feel very good.]
Director Zhao almost fainted while listening to everyone's speeches.
But everyone insisted on arguing.
Jiang Huan: "How can maternal love not be considered love? You didn't say what kind of love it was!"
"Okay! Let me add! The love of love! It must be related to love!" Director Zhao was so anxious that he was short of breath.
Everyone looked at Xie Jiumian at the end.
The man tapped the tabletop with his fingertips, his fox eyes slightly raised, and a glint of light slowly turned to Jiang Huan who was watching the show.
He said, "If my wife's mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would my wife save?"
When saying this, Xie Jiumian's eyes always followed Jiang Huan.
[Xie Jiumian, I suspect you're smuggling some illicit stuff. You'd better make it all clear!]
"Ah! Mr. Xie, you almost made the national team in freestyle swimming! You didn't make the team because you inherited the family business."
[Get rid of this spy! ]
[Sister Huan! If you dare to look directly into Xie Huli's eyes! I don't believe you're looking blankly!]
Xie Jiumian curled his lips: "Mom, wife, huh?"
Jiang Huan's eyes, ears, and heart were numb...
Who gave her anesthesia... Damn it!
"Just say it, why are you asking me? I'm not your wife's mother."
Xie Jiumian:?
Next time you leave the factory, bury an extra heart.
Thanks.
Jiang Huan pretended not to notice the resentful look that was about to materialize, "Quick! Next question!"
"Come on!" Zhao Bo suppressed his smile and announced, "Because of everyone's wonderful performance just now, the program team has accepted the audience's suggestion and asked everyone to pair up and make three-word sentences! Please note, no matter what word the other person suggests, you must make a sentence related to love!"
Hearing this, Jiang Huan rubbed her hands together and grabbed Xie Jiumian on the spot.
"Come on! Let's play a couple of rounds!"
Xie Jiumian leaned against her palm, a smile playing on the corner of his lips.
"I'm so touched. At this moment, the first person that Ah Huan thought of was me."
Jiang Huan quickly pulled her hand away, with a forced smile, "Listen!"
This bastard is so slutty!
She endured it, smiled with a knife hidden in her face, and said, "I, a bastard, in this life."
[??? Huanza! Too aggressive!]
Xie Jiumian's dark eyes held a sincere smile, "I've always liked dogs in my life."
Jiang Huan was stunned.
Something doesn't feel right.
Who is he scolding? Never mind!
She continued, "I. Am. A. Dog!"
[No! Sister Huan! When you get ruthless, even you can be mean to yourself!]
[So! Brother Mian! You're secretly saying that Sister Huan is his bitch!]
[Hahahahahahahahahahaha, Fuheihua, this little word is so complete]
Xie Jiumian's smile deepened, "Both the dog and I are yours."
Jiang Huan refused to believe it. "Dogs eat salt, it's salty."
Xie Jiumian tilted his head, "I missed my wife so much that I cried. The puppy said the pillow was salty, but loving you doesn't require any more salt."
Jiang Huan narrowed her eyes and clenched her fists: "I want to be beaten."
"Being beaten?" Xie Jiumian smiled calmly, "When my wife slapped me, the first thing that came to me was the fragrance, and then the slap. Wife, I want more."
Jiang Huan: “…”
Everyone: “…………”
[Oh my god! Xie Jiumian! I want to take you as my disciple!]
Who the hell told you to make a sentence like that? Ah! Say it!
[Is this a sentence?! Fuck! Xie Jiumian, you're really breaking the rules! You're breaking the rules with your own body!]
[Excellent! This is fucking excellent! Serve!]
Jiang Huan was both angry and amused, and she almost collapsed on the spot.
It doesn’t matter, life is short anyway.
If you can’t beat him, just find someone else!
She resolutely turned around and invited Fu Ran, who had no team, "Come, Fu Guoguo, let's go together."
Fu Ran put down his teacup and calmly accepted the invitation, "Okay."
He is now calm.
Nothing could shake his peaceful heart.
Jiang Huan raised her lips, "Let's begin, gay, me, making love."
Fu Ran: “…”
"The countdown is ten seconds."
"Me! Me! The gay man insisted on having sex! I refused and scolded him!" Fu Ran's chest heaved.
Jiang Huan's entries followed, "Second brother, young, distressed."
As soon as these words were spoken, intermittent laughter broke out from all directions.
Fu Ran's face flushed, and his voice was filled with warning, "Jiang Huan!"
Jiang Huan retracted her fangs and smiled, "Fu Guoguo didn't hear clearly? Then I'll say it again."
[Jiang Huan! Enough of your shamelessness! Stop spreading rumors!]
[Is this a sentence-making or a melon-exploding moment? ]
Fu Ran was furious: "Who said my second brother is small? My second brother is not small at all! There is no need to worry at all!"
"Well said! Zero points!" Jiang Huan clapped her hands and offered a friendly reminder: "It has nothing to do with love."
The other groups of guests seemed to be inspired by Jiang Huan. The original discussion on sentence formation about love was rushing towards the yellow paint.
Zhao Bo broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this.
This group of people really didn’t log off!
He hurriedly announced the results, "Congratulations to Xie Jiumian for winning the Best Sentence Maker! Congratulations to Jiang Huan for winning the Best Question Generator!"
The program crew awarded the two of them two gold-plated crowns, took a victory photo together, and fled to end the filming.
Jiang Huan took a bite, revealing a mask of pain.
This thing is both irritating to the teeth and unpalatable.
Xie Jiumian saw her expression, rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the kitchen, "Children who leave late, there will be a midnight snack."
Jiang Huan lay on the sofa, "Who wants to leave? I don't want to move."
Meng Yue and Mai Yaya sat together and laughed, each pulling away their own light bulb.
Late at night, the last light in the Heart-Stirring House also dimmed.
Zhao Bo stared for half the night and called all the staff together.
"Everyone! Get started!"
According to his observation, these bastards were a bit noisy, but it was definitely not as exaggerated as Li Tiedan described! It was not like a virus invading! No!
He can totally control the whole game!
Wait until tomorrow, no! Today, he has to prepare for another big event!
At three o'clock in the morning, the chickens in the village were still grouchy.
All the guests in the Heart-Stirring House were pushed to a wasteland along with their beds.
The first person to discover it was Ke Wenjun, who was bloated due to urinary tract congestion.
"Fuck Cao Cao! Where is this?!"
Everyone was awakened by his shout.
Zhao Bo emerged from the darkness and raised his megaphone. "Good morning, everyone! To make up for yesterday's lost time, the program team has decided to hold a love feeding game!"
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