Chapter 80: Marriage, No Rush
"The rules of the game are, the female guest blindfolds the male guest and feeds him a pineapple. The fastest team wins and can go back to sleep! The losing team goes straight to the sea to start the sea-hunting mission!"
As soon as the game was released, there were cries of grief from the audience.
Zhao Bo was very satisfied with what he saw and sent people to distribute the blindfold ribbons.
Jiang Huan tugged at the ribbon.
Zhao Bo: "Teacher Jiang Huan, please follow the rules of the game!"
Jiang Huan picked up a pineapple and stuffed it into Zhao Bo's mouth first.
"Rules are made by people."
Zhao Bo's curse was blocked in his mouth.
The sour taste immediately brought back some not-so-pleasant memories, causing him to vomit repeatedly.
[Abuse Value +1000]
【Abuse Value +2000】
Jiang Huan felt happy when she heard the masochistic value of Kuku arriving in her account.
He who brings trouble upon himself will suffer the consequences.
She skillfully blocked Fu Ran's escape route and said, "Come on, Fu Guoguo, eat quickly."
Fu Ran snorted coldly.
Want to go back to sleep? No way!
So, after Jiang Huan accurately fed him a small piece of pineapple, he chewed it mouthful by mouthful for three minutes before slowly saying, "I'm done."
"Really? Then let's continue." Jiang Huan was in a good mood. She picked up a piece of pineapple flesh with skin on it and started to poke it hard.
"Open your mouth!"
Fu Ran screamed in pain as he was stabbed in the mouth.
“Don’t… ah… don’t… ah!”
Jiang Huan's hands kept moving, "Can you eat faster?!"
Fu Ran: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Fu Ran rolled his eyes and was the first to press the end button.
"I'm done eating!"
"Time's up!"
Zhao Bo deliberately stopped the competition at the same time. "Since no one of the guests finished feeding within the allotted time, we will have an extra round!"
Jiang Huan tore off the ribbon and glared at Zhao Bo.
Xie Jiumian smiled and asked, "When did you mention the time limit?"
"Ah? No? Maybe I forgot to say it. Anyway, we can move on to the next step!" Zhao Bo pretended to be stupid.
[Ah ...
Why do I feel like Bozi needs a nerf? They kicked the guests out in the middle of the night to play a game! And then they didn't even notify them of the time limit, and they just kept playing the game. Aren't they really afraid of people dying suddenly?!
"So what?! That's our thing! Guests are supposed to listen to the director! We should take care of these crazy people."
[What's wrong? You wave to the left, wave to the right, do you want to kiss me? ]
Facing the murderous eyes of the crowd, Zhao Bo was not afraid at all.
This was their main attraction today: a show of strength! Only by breaking their will through constant games could they show this group who was the king of the show!
He is completely different from that coward Zhao Tiedan, who was timid and unwilling to do anything! He lost the program's sovereignty!
Zhao Bo put his hands behind his back and was about to speak again when a thorny pineapple head fell from the sky and hit him on the forehead.
"Ah! What are you doing?"
Jiang Huan dusted off her hands and then picked up another one and threw it at him, "Why waste time talking to him? Just smash it and go to sleep."
The others looked at each other and said in unison, "Okay!"
The pineapple-headed people rushed towards Zhao Bo like a torrential downpour.
"No! Ah! No, no!"
The assistant director silently led the old team back a few steps.
Young people are still too young.
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The next afternoon, Zhao Bo appeared with a head full of red thorns.
He glanced at the guests in the living room who seemed to be indifferent, and became furious.
This revenge! He must take revenge!!!
"Today's game! Think before you speak! Each group of guests will form a group of four! Draw lots randomly! Each group will set a forbidden word for each of the other players! Triggering the forbidden word will result in a mysterious punishment! The one with the least punishment will get today's date selection card in advance."
After Zhao Bo finished his announcement, no one responded.
Upon closer inspection, I discovered that four people were missing.
His eyes narrowed, "Why are you the only ones here? It's so late and you're still sleeping. Hurry up and call everyone else down."
Jiang Huan was stacking blocks, a mocking smile on her lips. "Mai Yaya and Ke Wenjun got sick from being caught in the early morning wind."
Zhao Bo frowned, "What about Meng Yue and Lu Chen?!"
Jiang Huan raised her eyes and looked at him as if she was looking at a mentally retarded person.
"You're sick, and you're on an oxygen tube by yourself? You don't need someone to stay by your bed?"
Zhao Bo cursed inwardly for being so hypocritical and was silent for a moment, "Then wait for them..."
Jiang Huan interrupted, "No need to wait, they're not here, but the director team is still alive. Send someone to play."
Zhao Bo's eyes dodged, "This is against the rules."
"That's against the rules?" Jiang Huan smiled. "Then just give me the date card. I want to go out and play."
Zhao Bo refused without hesitation, "That won't work!"
Jiang Huan made the final decision: "Let's begin."
[There's murderous intent! I want to be left in the cold!]
Yaya and Junjun are sick?! Okay, okay, I knew this kind of fuss would lead to trouble.
[Come on, this is a variety show! It's for people to watch! They're paid to perform, so if they're sick, they should get treated!]
[Why is there so much dirt in the live broadcast room after Zhao Bo arrives? ]
The live broadcast room was in chaos again.
"In the first round, we'll simulate a couple meeting their parents. Each team will send two people to simulate the conversation, and two people will take on the punishment. Each group will have a word and action that are both illegal. If the simulated guest performs the corresponding action or says the banned word, the punishing guest will be punished!"
Fu Ran frowned when he heard the new rules. "There are only three of us now. How can we play? Asking the director team to send someone? That's putting the cart before the horse. Let's just wait for them to come back."
He didn't even need to think about it, in this kind of game, he would definitely be the one to be punished!
"You can play, I'm back."
Jiang He came on stage with a wave of hand, and sat down next to Fu Ran with a smile.
Fu Ran's eyes darkened and he said nothing more.
Walking into a trap? Sure.
In the first round, Jiang Huan and Xie Jiumian appeared.
The other side sent out an assistant director and stagehands to simulate the scene.
Zhao Bo and the psychologist did the punishment.
The expert patted his chest and assured, "Director Zhao, don't worry! I carefully crafted this game for these people. Today is the day to avenge our shame!"
He wanted to participate in this game in order to personally punish Jiang Huan in the next round!
"Good!" Director Zhao was excited.
The live broadcast room first announced the banned words and actions prepared by the director team.
[Fu Ran’s illegal action: holding hands, Jiang He’s illegal word: getting married]
[??? So cruel! Meeting the parents, getting married, and urging marriage are all high-frequency words. Jiang He is going to be in trouble.]
[Fu Ran, what?? Isn't it too obvious that he's letting her win? How could Sister Huan and Brother Mian possibly...]
The game begins.
Fu Ran and Jiang He's seats were instantly locked by buckles.
Jiang Huan and Xie Jiumian sat down hand in hand.
"Splash--" a basin of water was poured directly at Fu Ran.
Fu Ran:?!
Damn it! He knew it!
Fu Ran grabbed his dripping hair and yelled, "Don't sit! Don't sit down!"
"Okay, Fu Guoguo!" Jiang Huan stood up and grabbed Xie Jiumian's hand, saying, "Don't worry!"
“Clatter—”
Another basin of water was poured towards Fu Ran.
Fu Ran: Fuck!!!
The assistant director and the stagehand suppressed their laughter and sat on their benches.
"When are you planning to get married? You're not young anymore."
“Clatter—”
“Ah!!!” “Ah!!!”
Two screams came at the same time.
Zhao Bo held his head and yelled, "Don't sit! Don't sit either!"
The assistant director stood up hurriedly and looked at the two people opposite him, "You—"
“Clatter—”
Two screams were heard again from behind.
What the hell kind of keywords did you guys set up? Hahaha!
The assistant director was secretly happy but looked sad.
Jiang Huanming was cheerful. She turned around and patted Xie Jiumian's hand, pouting and saying, "Hey, we're still young. There's no rush to get married."
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