Chapter 100 Extra Romance Variety: (III)

The heart-to-heart game ended hastily with Chu Han’s brilliant stroke. Everyone was assigned a room and went back to their room to wash up and go to sleep.

The next morning, the program team brought them a fresh mission.

Yu Wen was sleepy and yawned as he read the mission card in his hand: "One-day trip to the aquarium... Couples hide and seek..."

Today's itinerary is a new special aquarium built in the local area. The rules set by the program team are that one of the couples arrives at the aquarium in advance and changes clothes to hide. If the other can find the hidden lover within half an hour, they will be considered the winner and can win a special dinner for two in the evening.

It is not difficult for Yu Wen, it is just a fun game for couples, but he is not sure about Xie Heyu.

Teacher Xie seemed to have a radar on him. Last year, when he went to the street to check in for his birthday, he was often caught by Xie Heyu within an hour. The shortest pursuit record was sixteen minutes. You can imagine his disadvantage in the game of hide-and-seek.

Yu Wen thought for a while and went downstairs to discuss with Xie Heyu.

Xie Heyu got up early and was making hand-ground coffee. While waiting for the coffee to be steamed, he took a few eggs from the refrigerator to prepare breakfast.

Yu Wen walked over in slippers, hugged him from behind, and rubbed his cheek against the soft fabric on his back.

Xie Heyu took it for granted, stroked his messy and furry head with his backhand, and continued with his own business.

After hanging around Xie Heyu for a while, Yu Wen remembered his business.

"We're going to play hide-and-seek later..."

Xie Heyu: "Hmm?"

As expected, the punishment for losing is the nickname he chose last night. Yu Wen is not such a hypocritical person, but he is older than Xie Heyu. If he calls 48 Hours "brother" in front of the camera, he will most likely be laughed at by netizens. Relatively speaking

, the younger Xie Heyu is more suitable for this punishment than him, and the two of them also call each other these nicknames in private, and they are used to it.

Yu Wen wanted to collude with Xie Heyu to lose to him, but in front of the camera, it is not easy to say it too obviously, so he pondered for a long time and winked at Xie Heyu.

Xie Heyu: "Do you have a cramp in your eye?"

Yu Wen: "Tsk."

Yu Wen didn't give up and continued to wink at Xie Heyu.

Xie Heyu remained silent and stared at him.

After a long moment, just when Yu Wen felt that his eyelids were really going to cramp, Xie Heyu put down the water cup and turned around.

Yu Wen looked at him expectantly.

Xie Heyu turned around, leaned on the kitchen sink, and winked at Yu Wen, a pale and stiff wink.

I don't understand, but I respect him.

Yu Wen: "..."

Xie Heyu: "Aren't you flirting with me?"

Yu Wen was furious: "I saw you laughing! How dare you say you didn't understand?"

Xie Heyu's mouth corners suddenly raised, and then he lowered his head restrainedly, but he couldn't hold back his throat and let out a few low laughs.

Yu Wen knew that he was refusing to cooperate, and he was immediately annoyed and gritted his teeth and said: "If you don't want to, then don't... Anyway, I won't lose to you so easily, just wait and see."

He snatched the coffee that Xie Heyu had just brewed, leaving a back view that was unwilling to be outdone in front of the cameras in the living room.

Just after nine o'clock, the guests got up and went downstairs one after another.

Yu Wen had finished breakfast and was outside in the yard enjoying the breeze. Chu Han picked up a cup of soy milk and went out to find him. The two of them squeezed on the same swing and swayed from side to side.

"My boss called me last night and told me to be careful with my words and actions." Chu Han sipped soy milk and muttered, "Did you report me..."

Yu Wen: "Do you still need to report me? What I said last night will definitely be on the hot search if it is edited out, and then the boss will know."

Chu Han: "It will be muted, and it probably won't be played out."

Yu Wen: "...Why did you say that even though you knew it would be muted?"

Chu Han also looked sleepy. He leaned against the swing rope and said, "You asked, but it's not easy to lie."

Yu Wen: "Sometimes you don't have to be so honest. Just wait, soon the whole country will know that you are a double-faced person and a big pervert."

Xie Jiamao certainly didn't know what happened last night, but because Chu Han rarely appeared on variety shows, he called to remind him. Yu Wen also received his instructions, asking him to cue Chu Han more often, so that when the show is broadcast, not a single word can be edited out of an episode.

Yu Wen thought, don't worry, boss, there will be shots, and our teacher Chu will have a firm grasp on this wave of traffic from hot searches.

After breakfast, the program team arranged for them to set off early.

The aquarium is not far from the seaside cottage where they stayed, about a 20-minute drive. The PD explained the rules to them in the car, and then dispersed them to different entrances.

Yu Wen was at entrance D, checked his equipment, put on his microphone, and walked straight in.

This aquarium has four floors, and the top two floors are mainly for science popularization. The area is vast and the venue is empty. I don't know if it has just opened or the program team has reserved the venue. There are only a few scattered tourists in the aquarium.

The small number of people was not good for Yu Wen, but the venue was so large that it would take half an hour to run around the venue, which meant that Xie Heyu and the others had no chance to turn back. They would either recognize it at a glance or lose.

He felt a little relieved and was attracted by the interesting marine life. He went down the escalator, saw small jellyfish and schools of sardines along the way, and met Chu Han in front of the penguin house.

Teacher Chu stared at the swaying little penguins through the glass, looking so cute that he couldn't walk.

Yu Wen stood beside him and watched.

After a while, Chu Han said, "Can I catch one and take it home to raise?"

The PD followed them with a camera on his shoulder. He couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and pointed the camera at Yu Wen.

Just when they thought Yu Wen would admonish Chu Han, little teacher Yu stuck to the glass, pointed at a super cute emperor penguin and said, "I want this one."

Chu Han looked at it and said, "I'm not picky, any is fine."

Yu Wen: "Get ready to act."

Chu Han: "What action?"

Yu Wen: "Steal the penguin."

Chu Han thought for a moment and said sternly, "This is illegal."

Yu Wen said, "Why is it illegal? If you ask the aquarium to call it, it will definitely not respond, which means I am its father."

Chu Han: "...makes sense."

The program crew was stunned, afraid that they would really do something, so they quickly sent staff.

"...actually there are many peripheral dolls of our little penguin over there. Teachers can try their luck. If you are lucky, you can exchange for dolls of the same proportion. No need to take risks, you can take the cute penguin home."

There are several claw machines in the aquarium. Yu Wen just passed by and saw that there are indeed many lifelike marine creatures. There are not only penguin claw machines, but also giant shark claw machines.

Yu Wen and Chu Han were reluctant to leave and were taken away by the staff and pulled to the penguin stall.

The staff in the aquarium, wearing a huge penguin doll costume, pointed to the instruction board on the side and told them the rules.

There were two large claw machines standing nearby, filled with penguins of all kinds. At first glance, they looked similar, but upon closer inspection, they were different. They must have been scaled down in proportion to the penguins.

Yu Wen was looking for his favorite emperor penguin inside, and asked eagerly, "Where's my son?"

The penguin doll pointed to the small stall next to it, and the three words "exchange items" were particularly eye-catching.

That was his son's life-size doll.

The rules said that if you caught any three penguin dolls, you could exchange them for an exchange item. Yu

Wen took out his mobile phone without hesitation to exchange for tokens, saying, "Your father is here to save you."

After him, Chu Han found his favorite little penguin on the claw machine next to him and excitedly exchanged a basket of tokens.

... The result was, of course, a failure!

They haven't caught any yet.

Seeing that time is running out, the PD reminds them to change clothes and hide, because others will arrive soon. If they don't prepare, they will be easily found.

Chu Han is lost in the beauty of the little penguin, "I won't hide. If you find it, then find it. There is also a seafood feast to eat."

Yu Wen stuffed the doll machine with tokens and reminded: "Then you have to call Mr. Feng 'Master' for 48 hours."

"..." Chu Han felt that he still needed to hide, so he stood up and looked around, pointing at the penguin doll and asked, "Can I borrow this to wear?"

Yu Wen: "Do you think President Feng is stupid? This position is so obvious. Even if he doesn't recognize you, he will open it and take a look."

Chu Han thought so too. This is a battle of dignity, and it cannot be taken lightly. He said goodbye to the little penguin in the window: "I will pick you up in half an hour, wait for me." Yu Wen also

had to go. He had already thought about the direction of disguise, and got inspiration from the penguin doll next to him - since Xie Heyu was familiar with his every move, he would try to cover up his appearance as much as possible, just like the penguin doll, without revealing anything.

It would be best if he didn't appear too often.

He just passed by an exhibition hall where there was a mermaid show. The divers who assisted him perfectly met these characteristics.

He tried to catch it two or three times, but failed. He was worried that someone else would take away the emperor penguin baby he liked first, so he asked the PD for a water-based pen and wrote on the display board next to the doll: I gave birth to it, don't take it away, thank you.

In order to avoid unclear expression, he also drew an arrow and added a few grateful little hearts.

After drawing, he jumped down from the counter and rushed to the mermaid exhibition hall.

The mermaid show started again. When Yu Wen saw it, the staff were swinging their red fish tails and playing with the fish. Many tourists gathered in front of the glass and exclaimed frequently.

Yu Wen was controlled for five minutes.

PD: "Teacher Yu, the diving equipment is ready, the coach is waiting for you in the backstage..."

"Wait, wait." Yu Wen's eyes lit up: "I don't want to be a diver anymore... I want to play this."

PD thought he was talking about the mermaid, and said without thinking: "Mermaids need long-term professional training, otherwise their personal safety cannot be guaranteed. Sorry, the program team can't..."

"No."

Yu Wen pointed and said: "I want to play this."

PD followed his gaze.

He saw a... monster being attacked by Ultraman.

PD: "?"

Is there this part of the mermaid show?

-

Xie Heyu walked into the venue.

The flow of people was average, and the venue was surprisingly quiet. Occasionally, tourists passed by and looked at them curiously.

The four of them were scattered at different entrances. Xie Heyu was followed by only one PD. He walked slowly and did not seem to be in a hurry to find someone. He occasionally looked up and looked around without saying a word. The PD could not guess what he was thinking and was afraid that it would be difficult to do the follow-up, so he took the initiative to ask: "Teacher Xie, where do you think Teacher Yu might be hiding?"

"Huh?" Xie Heyu turned his head in surprise, as if he just realized his existence at this time, and laughed: "I don't know."

PD: "I saw on the Internet that you are very good at tracking Teacher Yu. Usually within an hour, you can accurately locate him throughout the city. Are you not familiar with the terrain of the aquarium?"

Xie Heyu heard his teasing and said dumbly: "I can guess where he will go, but if he deliberately wants to hide, I may not be able to find him."

PD: “Hahaha.”

The topic ended just like that.

Xie Heyu is really not talkative and has no desire to express himself. He just thinks about his ideas in his head and never communicates with the camera.

This makes his post-production very difficult, and the director has to supplement his behavioral logic through a lot of post-interviews. As his follow-up PD, it is best to capture his thoughts clearly at the moment.

He just quickly scanned twice and walked towards the escalator.

The follow-up PD carried a cannon and wanted to get it in his face and capture his micro-expressions clearly in 360 degrees.

Xie Heyu was poked in the face by the camera for the sixth time. He stepped back slightly and said politely: "I don't have any ideas now."

PD: "Then what are you doing..."

Xie Heyu: "Go shopping first."

PD couldn't help but raise the timer in his hand to remind him that the time limit was thirty minutes.

Xie Heyu saw the screen showing five minutes had passed and nodded.

... And then there was nothing else.

He continued to walk around.

It was a bit annoying to follow PD.

He felt that separating Xie Heyu and Yu Wen was the most wrong decision made by the director. It was most appropriate for these two to appear in one shot. One talks a lot, the other talks less. One destroys the house, the other cleans up the mess. They can also give candies to the audience.

After the two were separated, the difficulty of filming on both sides was greatly increased.

He simply wanted to take a lock, lock this CP, and throw the key into the sea.

Complaints aside, it was necessary to shoot. Seeing Xie Heyu stopped at the claw machine in front, the PD carried a cannon and killed it again.

This is a small stall selling penguin dolls.

PD initially thought that Xie Heyu was attracted by the huge penguin doll. After all, there was someone inside, so it was very likely that the guest was hiding inside.

However, Xie Heyu just took a quick glance.

The penguin doll pointed to the sign next to it and told him the rules.

Xie Heyu took a quick look and took out his mobile phone to scan the code to redeem the tokens.

PD: "... Teacher Xie wants to catch the doll?"

Xie Heyu: "Yes."

PD was about to ask the reason when the camera scanned the five redemption items displayed on the display board. One of them had a line of small words on one side. Because of the backlight and the dazzling patterns on the display board, this sentence was not conspicuous.

PD adjusted the focus and took a clear shot of this sentence.

- My child, don't snatch it, thank you.

...If Xie Heyu hadn't stopped here, this sentence would have looked like a child's prank.

But as soon as Xie Heyu stopped, this sentence suddenly looked like it was written by Yu Wen.

Not only was there sound, but there was also a picture.

The camera froze on the display board for a moment, then went over to take a picture of Xie Heyu's face.

He was looking down and putting tokens into the claw machine. The internal LED light strips clearly depicted his expression, and his eyes and eyebrows were full of concentration.

The PD regretted that he was distracted just now and didn't capture the moment when he and Yu Wen looked at each other's handwriting.

This little couple... has a strange sense of fate.

So sweet.

-Xie

Heyu spent fifteen minutes getting three dolls and exchanging them for the penguin "born by Yu Wen".

Why did he know that it was written by Yu Wen? It was simple. He recognized Yu Wen's handwriting.

After exchanging the penguin doll that was half his height, Xie Heyu set off again and continued the interrupted task.

At this time, there were only ten minutes left in the countdown.

He was not in a hurry because he did not want to win, but others did not have such a good mentality.

He was about to go to the bottom floor when he heard a horn ringing throughout the venue. He could vaguely make out the voice of a boss:

"Chu Han - Chu Han - your boyfriend is looking for you. If you hear this, please come to the service counter on the second floor to meet him immediately. Chu Han, Chu Han, your boyfriend is looking for you -" "

..."

Xie Heyu and the PD looked back at the same time. Feng Chengzhou was sitting in a patrol car with a horn in his hand. The patrol car was blaring and circling the entire second floor.

Passing by Xie Heyu, President Feng even poked his head and asked, "Have you seen my Chu Han?"

Xie Heyu shook his head.

President Feng left with regret.

The PD was stunned and said, "If I were Teacher Chu, I would definitely not come out..."

It was too embarrassing.

Xie Heyu thought so.

President Feng was not stupid. After three minutes, he saw that Chu Han had no intention of coming out to meet him, so he came up with another plan.

When Xie Heyu went down to the underground floor with the most traffic, the patrol car had already come down and circled the area. The shouting in the loudspeaker became: "Missing person notice - Missing person notice, my beloved Chu Han, wearing a camel coat, beautiful as a flower... Now her whereabouts are unknown. Those who provide accurate information will be rewarded; those who escort her to the patrol car will be rewarded."

Xie Heyu: "..."

The patrol car passed by, and President Feng poked his head out again and asked: "Have you seen my Chu Han?"

Xie Heyu still shook his head.

President Feng left with regret again.

But you really don't say it -

Xie Heyu looked down at his watch.

If it weren't for the lack of time, this trick would really work.

He ignored Feng Chengzhou and planned to go to the penguin pavilion. These penguin dolls are not all the same, and they must be customized one-to-one. Yu Wen is so obsessed with it, he must have seen the penguin itself.

Passing by the mermaid performance area, two students were discussing something: "You are not mistaken, it must be Ultraman..." "I heard that this part is specially written. The little mermaid is caught by the monster, and Ultraman comes out to drive away the little monster..." "Nervous..."

Xie Heyu subconsciously glanced at the performance area.

Under the expectation of thousands of people, the little monster appeared.

He was wearing a special diving suit, which made him look a little thinner than the monsters on TV. His limbs were thin, and he only had a long tail on his back. He was wearing a mask that made it hard to see his face. He was wrapped up tightly.

Tourists around him took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

I have seen many stupid plots, but this is the first time I have seen such a stupid plot.

The staff member who played the little monster was very confident. After grabbing the mermaid's tail, he put his hands on his waist and laughed at the sky, pretending to be a villain.

Then Ultraman appeared and punched and kicked him.

The little monster, Langxun, ran away and was chased several times. Finally, under Ultraman's laser move, his neck twisted and he died on the spot...

Xie Heyu stood still and did not move.

He turned his head away and laughed.

The performance was over and the tourists dispersed in groups of three or five.

Yu Wen swung his flippers and hid in a corner.

The director asked him not to leave the camera before the countdown ended. He had to go to the venue or stay in the pool. Otherwise, if he hid in the backstage, Xie Heyu would definitely not be able to find him.

He had just entered the water and had plenty of oxygen. There were rockeries in the pool, so it was not a problem for him to hide for a few minutes.

The little monster slid into the corner, its tail swaying with the water.

He turned around quietly and found that Xie Heyu had been standing not far away, looking at him with a smile.

Yu Wen thought, no way, how can you recognize it like this?

He panicked and pretended to swim up with other staff members. Halfway through, he looked back and found that Xie Heyu was holding a half-human-high doll in his hand. He looked closely - his son!

Xie Heyu brought a penguin baby!

Yu Wen was happy at first, then calmed down and said to himself: Victory is just around the corner, be patient, be patient, don't be disturbed by external things, and never show your true colors...

After swimming for a while, Yu Wen found that Xie Heyu had no intention of approaching.

He was not far away, not close, and all the tourists had dispersed. He could obviously get closer to take a look, but he never moved.

Yu Wen was not sure what he was looking at.

PD asked: "Teacher Xie, what are you looking at?"

Xie Heyu: "Monster."

PD moved the camera over in confusion.

The little monster was hiding behind a rock. The divers had not all left yet. He was not out of place, but PD could sense a sense of familiarity from the little monster's sneaky look.

PD asked directly, "Is this Teacher Yu?"

Xie Heyu just smiled and said nothing.

PD reminded him, "Two minutes left."

Xie Heyu walked over, knocked on the glass like a gentleman, and waved to the little monster behind the rock.

The little monster pointed at himself.

Xie Heyu nodded.

The little monster waved.

Xie Heyu continued to knock on the glass, hook his hand, and repeat the above communication.

Yu Wen felt that he was not finished.

After two or three times, the little monster came out from behind the rock unwillingly. As soon as Xie Heyu opened his mouth, he raised his hand to stop her seriously, and then wrote on the glass: No signature.

"No signature..." Xie Heyu repeated in a murmur.

Unexpectedly, he understood. The little monster gave a thumbs up in appreciation, then nodded and folded his arms in a reserved manner, looking very proud and full of burdens.

The PD reminded: "There are still 40 seconds."

Yu Wen glanced at the timer, his confidence doubled, and he felt that victory was in sight.

He knew that Xie Heyu had recognized him, otherwise he would not have called him over on purpose. It seemed that he had decided to collude with him. Yu Wen was very moved.

"30 seconds." PD said: "Teacher Xie, have you found Teacher Yu?"

Yu Wen could probably understand PD's lip movements, but since Xie Heyu had already colluded with him, he would definitely not...

Xie Heyu: "Found it."

Yu Wen: "?"

His eyes widened instantly, fearing that Xie Heyu would really betray him at the last minute. He quickly made a few gestures and gestured at his neck with a fierce look, meaning: Don't tell me, or I'll kill you.

PD: "Where is it?"

Xie Heyu didn't answer.

PD felt that these two people, sometimes, play a little fun, which is really exciting.

He could already imagine how happy the CP fans would be after this episode was broadcast.

"10 seconds left." He could see that Xie Heyu didn't intend to win, but he still had to have the proper sense of ceremony, "8, 7, 6..."

"Timeout, game failed."

"Here." As soon as the words fell, Xie Heyu tapped Yu Wen's forehead through the glass.

At the same moment, the other guests announced the end of time.

President Feng's sad voice passed through the loudspeaker and resounded through the underground level: "Chu Han, we lost——"

The author has something to say:

President Feng: Chu Han, I am stupid, but I love you (The domineering president holds a rose)