Chapter 101 Extra Romance: (IV)

The final result was two wins and two losses. Among the four pairs of guests, only Yu Wen and Chu Han managed to hide successfully. The punishment was, as expected, that damn nickname.

Yu Wen emerged from the water wearing a monster diving suit and took off his hood. His hair and eyebrows were all wet, and he looked as pure as a lotus emerging from the water. The PD's eyes lit up and he picked up the camera again. The

divers lined up to go ashore, and Yu Wen fell behind. Xie Heyu stood at the edge of the pool and squatted down to talk to him.

Yu Wen didn't wear a microphone, but the two were close to each other, and the microphone on Xie Heyu's collar could pick up some vague sounds. Following the PD, he could only hear a few unclear sentences of dialogue.

"Where did the penguin come from..."

"I bought it."

"Did you see what I wrote?"

"Yeah."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, this is mine..."

Yu Wen suddenly stepped back and stared at Xie Heyu, with a speechless expression. Seeing this, Xie Heyu couldn't hold it back, turned her face away and smiled, the two of them pulled and tugged, whispered for a while, and exchanged a light kiss with the penguin doll as a cover. No matter

how big the penguin doll is, it can only block one side, following the PD two or three steps behind them, trying to weaken its presence, and using the camera to record the interaction between the two.

Still didn't let go, followed the PD while shooting and sighing.

From the recording till now, this couple with a good sense of propriety has not shown any cheesy moments in front of the camera. Most of the time, they just have plain little interactions. Sweet moments are hidden in daily life, without any trace of appearance. The audience loves to watch the plain and relaxed atmosphere of the couple, but sometimes they also need a little intimacy to mobilize emotions.

In order to capture these intimacy, I have learned to hide and play dead in the past few days following the PD, and I am almost a war correspondent.

Taking off the diving equipment, Yu Wen held the penguin doll and went to the exit to meet up with other guests.

He was the last to arrive, and it took some time to take off the equipment and change clothes. When he arrived, the other guests had already gathered and were chatting. The focus of the topic was Chu Han, who looked embarrassed and looked a little bit like he didn't want to live.

Bai Yuan: "Teacher Chu, where are you hiding? President Feng has been shouting for more than ten minutes with a loudspeaker. Didn't you hear it once?"

"...I heard it." Chu Han closed his eyes, his heart was as still as water, "I'm in the bathroom on the second floor."

Bai Yuan praised: "Teacher Chu, you are so smart, I didn't even think of hiding in the bathroom."

When I was a child, the most invincible hiding place for the opposite sex was the bathroom. Although Chu Han didn't have this advantage of the opposite sex, in such a large aquarium, most people would not think of a place like the bathroom that returns to nature.

...It also proved how much Chu Han didn't want to be found by Feng Chengzhou.

Zhao Feiyang laughed and said, "When Mr. Feng yelled, I was still thinking, awesome, really awesome, if I were the one looking for someone, I would do the same."

Feng Chengzhou went to settle the cost of renting a patrol car and was away for the time being, so the other people's teasing was a bit bolder. Bai Yuan said, "Straight male thinking. Didn't you see Teacher Chu's expression? Ask your girlfriend, if you look for her like this, will she let you kneel on the washboard in the future."

Zhao Feiyang's girlfriend said softly, "It's so embarrassing, I usually break up directly."

Zhao Feiyang was stunned: "So serious?"

He really felt that this wave of operations was amazing!

Bai Yuan patted Chu Han on the shoulder and said sadly: "Teacher Chu, life is short, it will pass in the blink of an eye."

While speaking, Yu Wen and Xie Heyu came over, and everyone's attention was distracted. They asked about the situation over there, and the topic changed.

Chu Han was able to take a breath, but when he saw the huge doll in Yu Wen's arms, he instantly became emo again.

Damn, he hasn't caught the doll yet, what's the point of this victory.

Seeing his greedy eyes, Yu Wen kindly let him hold the penguin for a while, but Chu Han wouldn't let go after holding it.

Yu Wen: "...Give it back to me."

Chu Han acted like a rogue: "You call it and it doesn't respond, which means I am its father."

OK, you know how to apply what you have learned.

Chu Han was still not as good as Yu Wen in talking nonsense. After a while, Chu Han was stunned and returned the doll honestly.

But anyone could see that he was reluctant to leave. When Feng Chengzhou came back, he was still looking straight at the penguin in Yu Wen's arms.

Feng Chengzhou paid the balance of the patrol car and brought back two A3 posters.

The director asked him what they were for. He showed the posters to everyone without any shame and said frankly: "Missing person notices must have pictures. There is no printer in the library, so someone went to a nearby printing shop to print it. Unfortunately, it was too late."

It turned out to be two retouched photos of Chu Han.

In the lower right corner was printed cursive words: Missing person notice. Provide accurate information, reward 100,000; provide specific location, reward 200,000; lead to the patrol car, reward 500,000.

The guests burst into tears, Bai Yuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Brother, the program team is playing games with you, you are playing money with the program team." Yu Wen

sneered: "If there is no time limit, Teacher Chu will probably be dug out by tourists..."

Whenever Chu Han thought that he had reached the end of social death, Feng Chengzhou would give him a little new shock.

He glanced at the poster, closed his eyes, and died on the spot.

-The

game punishment takes effect from the moment he gets on the car.

Chu Han was slightly comforted. After so much trouble and losing face, he finally did not gain nothing.

However, Feng Chengzhou vividly showed him what it meant that as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

"Master, which of these two posters looks good?"

"Master, would you like some water? I think you don't look well."

"Take a nap, Master. I'll call you when we get there."

The production crew stopped the car midway to buy a few boxes of drinks for the staff to replenish their water. Feng Chengzhou stood in front of the supermarket freezer, carefully examining a wide variety of ice creams. He turned around and asked, "Master - which one do you want to eat -"

Most of the supermarket looked over, and the crowd quickly took their positions. At the door of the supermarket, there were rows of curious melons. They looked at the noble Feng Chengzhou, then looked at the commercial vehicle, trying to see what the 'master' looked like through the car window with anti-peeping film.

Chu Han: "..."

The slightly embarrassing title of "master" is as simple as eating and drinking water in Feng Chengzhou's mouth. The more calm he is, the more people will tap their toes when hearing this title.

In the end, the other guests couldn't stand it anymore. Bai Yuan said painfully: "Don't say it, don't say it... I have "master" shame, Mr. Feng, please let me go."

Feng Chengzhou raised his eyebrows and finally calmed down.

Compared with him, Xie Heyu is really the best boyfriend in the world.

Yu Wen has no ptsd about the title of "brother", but he is quite resistant to showing off his affection in public, like a monkey show. Xie Heyu knows his mind. When there are people around, he will restrain himself a little, and occasionally pretend not to care about Yu Wen's movements, even though his clingy nature has long been known to the whole network.

His strategy to deal with this punishment is to keep his words as brief as possible and ignore the name calling.

The director team can't do anything about it. The essence of this punishment is to sprinkle sugar. If others don't want to sprinkle it, they can't be forced.

However, the microphone can occasionally record a little surprise.

Xie Heyu won't say much in front of others, but it may not be the same when no one is around.

The guests prepare lunch by themselves. Yu Wen and Xie Heyu are responsible for cleaning the seafood. The kitchen is crowded, so they move the workplace to the yard.

Xie Heyu is responsible for scrubbing lobsters. After scrubbing one clean, he will say, "Here, brother."

He scrubs one and calls him brother.

Yu Wen managed to keep calm at first, but he became less and less talkative as time went on. He buried his head in washing seafood, and the fixed camera recorded the whole process of his ears turning red.

Halfway through the cooking, they found that a few seasonings were missing, so the two were arranged to go to a nearby supermarket to buy some.

When choosing the seasonings, Xie Heyu picked up another bottle and said, "Brother, this tastes better."

When checking out, facing the cashier's question about who would pay, Xie Heyu pressed Yu Wen's hand and said, "Brother, I'll do it."

Until the evening, Yu Wen still felt a bee flying around in his ears, buzzing.

The name of this big bee is Xie Heyu, and the sound of its wings flapping is the sound of calling brother.

At night, another big punishment of the couple game appeared.

The director held up a loud speaker and said, "In the daytime game, only two guests successfully found their lovers and received a special dinner for two. The remaining two pairs of guests have no food quota, but the program team decided to give you another chance--"

Bai Yuan and Zhao Feiyang were picked up by a business car and went to a special hotel first to taste the special food. Before leaving, Bai Yuan told Yu Wen, "Teacher Yu, it's just a game. What's wrong with letting your boyfriend win? There is also a special dinner to eat. Don't be stubborn later."

She also gave the same words to Chu Han.

The business car drove away, and Yu Wen and Chu Han looked at each other, their expressions more determined than each other.

Yu Wen: "This is not just a game."

Chu Han: "It's a war with dignity at stake."

Yu Wen: "We must win."

Chu Han: "There is no room for letting up."

Xie Heyu/Feng Chengzhou: "..."

As soon as they looked serious, the director knew that this overtime was right.

They were taken to two rooms and randomly selected three small games.

Two wins and one loss, before the start of the overtime, each of them drew a bonus bag with/without a special meal, and the final result determined whose bonus bag could be opened.

It was time to test their luck.

Yu Wen and Xie Heyu were taken to the reception room on the third floor, and after drawing the bonus bags, they handed them over to the program team.

The first small game they drew was "Embarrassing Post-it Notes".

As the name suggests, stick sticky notes all over the couple's body. Within three minutes, use your mouth to peel off the sticky notes on the other person's body. The one who peels off more sticky notes wins.

It's a very common game. Yu Wen has seen it several times in variety shows, but he has never experienced it in person.

"Come on." He rolled up his sleeves, confident.

He has never played it before, and Xie Heyu has never played it before. Xie Heyu is not as flexible as him, so he will definitely win this time.

The program team naturally prepared some small tricks. When sticking sticky notes, stick them directly to unspeakable places.

Chest, waist, abdomen, thighs, buttocks...

stick them wherever there is sexiness.

With his hands tied behind his back, Xie Heyu's neat collar was unbuttoned, revealing the faint lines and outline of his chest muscles. The staff lifted his collar and stuck a sticky note on his left chest.

The sticky note was yellow, and only a corner of the yellow was visible under the loose white shirt. He had to bite open the collar with his mouth to peel off the sticky note.

Yu Wen: "..."

He was stunned and immediately looked down at his clothes. He was relieved - he was not wearing a shirt, but a T-shirt, and there were no buttons to unbutton.

However, as soon as this thought came up, the staff lifted the hem of his T-shirt and stuck a sticky note on his side steadily and accurately.

The two looked at each other in silence, speechless.

Obviously, they were all a little shy and at a loss. After the PD shouted "start", they looked at each other, both of them stiff, not knowing where to start.

After a long sluggish moment, Yu Wen took the lead.

There were many sticky notes distributed in shameful parts, but there were also sticky notes stuck in ordinary places. Yu Wen scanned the area, bent over, and started biting the sticky notes on his forearms.

Xie Heyu didn't move, letting him bite. When Yu Wen's position shifted to his chest, he finally pulled himself out of his trance, lowered his eyes to look at the black head that was arching in front of his chest, lowered his head slightly, and bit the sticky note on the tip of Yu Wen's ear with his canine teeth.

Yu Wen sensed the air flow, and suddenly raised his head, staring at the sticky note held in Xie Heyu's lips with wide eyes.

...A sneak attack! Young people don't have martial ethics!

He immediately took two steps back. Xie Heyu, relying on his height advantage, pushed him into the corner with his long legs and bit off three or four of them in no time.

The early advantage that Yu Wen had worked so hard to build up was gone.

From then on, the offense and defense were completely switched.

Yu Wen looked at Xie Heyu helplessly as he squatted down and bit the sticky note on the inside of his thigh. Is this guy so determined to win... I didn't notice it before.

There was a photography tent in the room, and several PDs were hiding inside. At this moment, the eyes that appeared from their small mouths were shining green.

The sticky note was stuck on the inside of the leg, a rather awkward position.

Xie Heyu bit for a while, but couldn't reach it, so he stopped to catch his breath, his voice was eerily hoarse after the action: "Yu Wen, open your legs."

Yu Wen did it subconsciously, and then realized that this was not a DOI, this was outside, at the recording site.

He suddenly closed his legs, and Xie Heyu retreated quickly, but his nose was still pinched, and he groaned.

Yu Wen stuttered and asked: "Are you okay? Stand up, stand up and let me see."

Xie Heyu shook his head to indicate that he was fine.

He raised his eyes again, his nose tip was slightly red, his eyes were moist, as if it had just rained, and the color of his pupils was dark and deep, like a black hole that could swallow everything.

This look was like extreme emotion, Yu Wen was very familiar with it, and his brain was driven into a chaotic period by inertia. In just a moment of disconnection, Xie Heyu had already bitten off most of the sticky notes on his body.

The director poked his head out of the tent and announced the end of the timer.

The staff hurried over to free their bound hands. Yu Wen was lost in thought and suddenly felt soft lips on his forehead. He looked up and saw Xie Heyu leaning over and kissing him again, kissing the corner of his eyes, with a silent gesture of goodwill.

... Yu Wen decided to forgive his shameful sneak attack.

Carelessness led to the loss of Jingzhou. Yu Wen swore in the second round that he would win no matter what.

The second game was "Questions and Answers".

The rules are simple, one question and one answer, the answer of the respondent must have nothing to do with the question itself, the offense and defense rotate, Yu Wen asks first.

He rubs his hands: "What do you want to eat for dinner?"

Xie Heyu: "It's very cool." Xie

Heyu: "Are you tired today?"

Yu Wen: "Penguin."

Both of them think quickly and react quickly. After more than ten rounds, it is still zero to zero.

The director interrupted the stalemate and said that after one minute, if there is no score, it will be changed to rock-paper-scissors.

Yu Wen secretly competed with himself, thinking that he must use a killer move.

He pondered for a moment, and suddenly said: "I love you."

"..."

Xie Heyu was stunned.

Yu Wen was happy, it worked!

He repeated it again: "I love you."

Xie Heyu opened her lips, not knowing how to answer, and her eyes slowly filled with some incomprehensible emotions.

Yu Wen quietly counted down with his fingers beside him: three, two, one...

"This round is over, Yu Wen wins."

After winning back a city, Yu Wen cheered a little, and made a face at Xie Heyu where the camera couldn't see.

Among the Thirty-Six Stratagems, attacking the heart is the best.

It's easy to win you.

Xie Heyu laughed in shock and sighed almost inaudibly.

The last game, called 'You Advance, I Retreat', is a variation of the King's Game.

The rules are still simple, with a total of ten cards. The person who draws a larger number takes a step forward, and the person who draws a smaller number takes a step back, until someone leans against the wall, with no room to retreat, and the winner is decided.

If you draw the King of Spades, not only does the opponent have to take a step back, you can also order the opponent to do anything, such as return to the original position.

Yu Wen was a little hungry and couldn't wait to finish the game and have dinner. He secretly discussed with Xie Heyu: "Let's finish it quickly, I want to eat."

Xie Heyu laughed softly: "Don't you want to beat me?"

Yu Wen was in a good mood: "Winning a game is just a token of my appreciation. You don't have to call me brother if you lose this time."

Xie Heyu: "Drawing cards is random, I can't control it."

Yu Wen: "Let's make a gentleman's agreement. No matter who draws the king, don't use it. This way it can end quickly." Xie

Heyu raised his eyebrows, without agreeing, but also without refusing.

The conversation was recorded by the microphone without any error. The director heard it clearly, but he didn't care. It was just a couple game. Winning or losing was not important. If they could be edited to show that they were reluctant to let each other back down, it would be more interesting to watch.

The staff made the decision and the game began.

Yu Wen casually drew the number 8, and Xie Heyu casually drew the number 10.

Yu Wen curled his lips, feeling that his luck was average.

He just took a step back, and Xie Heyu's long legs took a step forward, and the distance between them was less than a fist.

"..." Yu Wen raised his eyes to look at Xie Heyu a little late, and noticed the determined desire to win in his boyfriend's eyes.

What's the matter?

Did I provoke you?

If Xie Heyu in the first game was just proactive, then Xie Heyu in the third game was determined to win. Every time he got closer to Yu Wen, the sense of pressure was approaching like a shadow.

Perhaps because his momentum was suppressed, his luck got worse.

Yu Wen drew five cards in a row and lost all five.

In the sixth card, Xie Heyu drew the king.

He held the card carelessly, glanced at Yu Wen with the corner of his eyes, and suddenly smiled. Yu Wen's heart was pounding, and he had a strong bad premonition.

"Use it." Xie Heyu held the card and turned it over with his bony fingers. The bright spade king was right in front of Yu Wen, as if it was magical.

Drawing this card basically means winning, because Xie Heyu can directly make Yu Wen retreat to the wall.

The director was ready to declare victory, but Xie Heyu said, "Repeat the last sentence you said in the last game."

Yu Wen was stunned.

The whole audience was silent.

The director was about to crawl out of the tent, and Wen Yan turned around and winked at the assistant director, asking: What?

The assistant director was also confused and shook his head blankly.

Yu Wen blinked, and it took him a while to remember what the "last sentence in the last game" was.

"...I love you."

Xie Heyu held the ace card and looked at him with a smile.

Yu Wen's heart was suddenly poked, and it was numb and itchy.

The director took three seconds to react and immediately stuffed himself back into the tent. He remained silent throughout the entire process and did not dare to make any sound that would disrupt the atmosphere.

After stuffing himself back in, he stretched out his hand and gestured to the other staff in the room, asking everyone to keep quiet.

Xie Heyu continued to draw, and it was the ace card again.

Even the heavens were blessing him.

Yu Wen did not draw a card. With the king appearing, it was meaningless for him to draw or not.

Xie Heyu: "Say it again."

Yu Wen sneered.

"I love you."

The room was so silent that you could hear a pin drop.

The staff pretended to be potted plants, trying not to breathe and only photosynthesizing, their eyes darting around, occasionally unable to hold back, secretly glancing at the two of them, the corners of their mouths immediately flew to their temples, and their aunt's smile was harder to suppress than AK.

The director sat in the tent, with his hands clasped together, looking pious.

Come on, come on, don't pity this delicate flower of mine, it's up to you two to make my name in history...

The third card is still the King.

Xie Heyu: "Say it again."

Yu Wen: "I love you."

He was only one step away from the wall, with only one last chance left.

Xie Heyu: "Do you want to draw first this time?"

Yu Wen shook his head.

"You draw."

Winning or losing is no longer important.

Even if the next card is not the King of Nations, he will say to Xie Heyu: "I love you."

The fourth card is the King of Nations.

Yu Wen even suspected that Xie Heyu had tampered with the cards, otherwise this situation could not be explained at all. Who would draw the Chinese King of Nations four times in a row?

These random thoughts briefly flashed through his mind, but he quickly came back to his senses, knowing that it didn't matter whether he cheated or not.

Xie Heyu held the cards and looked him in the eye.

His back touched the cold wall, and Yu Wen pressed the words "I love you" on the tip of his tongue, just waiting for Xie Heyu to say "Say it again."

But this time the situation changed again.

Xie Heyu smiled, and for the last trump card, he did not make any demands on Yu Wen. Instead, he moved his fingers slightly and put the cards away.

"I love you, too," he said.

"..."

Ah ah ah ah -

the director in the tent screamed silently.

Minimum living allowance! Minimum living allowance is in hand!

His glory and wealth are in hand!

Thank you little couple, thank you the whole world.

Yu Wen's throat moved, and he couldn't speak.

He suddenly... wanted to kiss the teacher.

-

This group was trying to get a minimum living allowance for the director, while the other group was in chaos.

Feng Chengzhou rejected the second chance given by the program team and ran away with Chu Han.

The PD in charge finally found the two people, but found that their location was only one street away from the beachside cottage.

As soon as the camera was turned on, Feng Chengzhou spotted them, waved slowly, and said with a smile: "Sorry, you can record now."

He left for an hour and left Chu Han in a hotel on the street for dinner. Even Chu Han didn't know where he went during this hour.

Chu Han was full and liked him. He leaned against the wall and asked: "Why did you call me out?"

His car was parked on the street. It was not in the program team's file, and no one knew where it was temporarily obtained from.

Feng Chengzhou walked down the steps and said, "I've prepared some gifts for you."

He held up the trunk lid and suddenly said, "It may be a bit hypocritical. Do you want the program crew to record it?"

Chu Han: "...What kind of variety show do you think this is? It's a love variety show."

If he was so resistant to showing his feelings to the camera, he wouldn't have signed the contract in the first place.

He's just a little more shameless than Feng Chengzhou.

Feng Chengzhou took off his coat and leaned against the trunk leisurely.

"Then I'll drive it."

Chu Han nodded indifferently.

In fact, Feng Chengzhou is a person who loves to create romance. Although his romance is... very strange, most of the time, out of respect for the kindness, Chu Han will appropriately show a little happiness even if he doesn't like it.

I wonder what the hell they are going to give me this time... Chu Han perked up, opened the back cover, and revealed a gift box full of gifts.

"Wow..." He pretended to be surprised.

Feng Chengzhou: "...You haven't even opened the box yet."

Oh.

Chu Han stepped forward and opened a gift box. The packaging was very delicate. He took some effort to open it, and muttered to himself that they only gave me these things that looked good but were useless...

However, after opening it, he was stunned for a moment.

It was a penguin doll.

Feng Chengzhou looked at his expression and felt that he should have seen it right during the day. He was the penguin doll of Tang Yuwen.

"Yu Wen, that's a limited edition, it's gone, but I just called Bian Ce, the aquarium has a project that needs investment recently, and the penguin... is expected to be shipped next month, I'll give it to you then."

Chu Han took the doll out of the gift box and played with it repeatedly, with a smile on his face. He looked at the gift boxes in the back compartment and said, "Are these all dolls?"

Feng Chengzhou nodded, "I didn't know which one you like, so I bought them all. It's easy to take them out of the doll machine, but it's really hard to put them into the gift boxes."

Chu Han picked up two or three gift boxes and was squatting on the ground to open them. Hearing this, he laughed, "It's okay without gift boxes." Feng

Chengzhou squatted down.

Following the PD finally arrived at the scene, the camera was focused on the car full of gift boxes and the two people squatting at the back of the car to open the gift boxes.

"It will get dirty if you don't pack it." Feng Chengzhou said.

Chu Han paused in his attempt to unpack the box.

He glanced at Feng Chengzhou, lowered his head and smiled.

Sometimes he felt that love was like a glass of water.

Pour a little out when you are disappointed; put a little in when you are moved... Just fill it up like this, maybe one day, the love will be exhausted and even the container will no longer exist, that is when the relationship should end.

But Feng Chengzhou... always has the ability to pour a lot of water in the next second after he pours out the water.

Along the way, Chu Han and him had cold wars and quarrels.

But Chu Han never stopped loving him.

It's simply a bad fate.

"How do you know I want this doll?"

Feng Chengzhou lowered his head to help him open the gift box, raised his eyebrows and said, "You are looking at Yu Wen's penguin doll, and your saliva is almost flowing down. I'm not blind."

He spent some time looking for the source of the penguin doll, and spent some time contacting the aquarium, and finally spent some time to carefully put these dolls into the box.

An hour is a long time, but it is the shortest time he can compress to the limit.

Chu Han: "What I want is either the one from Yu Wen or these you gave me."

Feng Chengzhou: "That one is not difficult to get."

Chu Han: "I'm not lying to you. You don't need to invest. This is what I want."

Feng Chengzhou looked up at him and saw that he was serious. He spread his hands and said, "Okay, I'll contact Bian Ce later."

He was busy putting each doll that Chu Han had taken apart back into the box for fear of dust. Chu Han looked at his focused profile and suddenly smiled, "Feng Chengzhou, I forgive you."

I forgive you for being so embarrassed.

Go ahead.

I can forgive you for the rest of my life.

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I have to update late today because I want to finish writing this paragraph. Private Marseille~