Chapter 88
After returning home, Yu Wen grabbed Xie Heyu and took a few well-lit "hand photos". He didn't think of showing off their affection or anything, but simply thought it was very memorable.
Not long after they entered the house, Xi Su came to visit with a camera.
Yu Wen said, "Teacher Xie didn't let your camera in, saying it violated privacy."
When he said this, he felt a little schadenfreude. Who asked Xi Su to cricket him in front of netizens? He was just passing the buck, that's called strategic signature.
Xi Su said, "No matter how many mistakes you make, they are all my fault. I dare to talk nonsense and destroy your cooking skills! How can I tolerate this--"
His attitude was sincere, his tone was honest, and he had the intention to change for the better. Yu Wen was satisfied and thought it was not a bad idea to condescend to him and give him a chance, so he turned around and ran to find Xie Heyu.
"Didn't he give up?" Xie Heyu asked in surprise, "Why is he suddenly insisting on it again?"
Yu Wen also found it strange.
Xi Su was sometimes a little stupid, but he was not a particularly stubborn person. When a business failed, he immediately turned around to explore another new field. In this regard, he was far ahead of others and never wasted his time.
Yu Wen put these doubts aside for the time being and went to the door to let Xi Su in.
Because he was curious about what Xi Su was up to, Yu Wen followed him like a little tail when installing the camera, curiously looking around.
Xi Su: "Are you worried about me?"
Yu Wen said in surprise: "It's abnormal to trust you."
Xi Su thought about it and agreed.
"But you can trust me this time." Xi Su said: "I promise to edit your wedding video to be sweet and sweet, and every dog passing by will be fed a bite of candy."
Marriage... what?
Yu Wen was confused.
Xi Su had a confident expression, as if he knew everything. He patted Yu Wen on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I have my own rhythm."
After going downstairs, Yu Wen said to Xie Heyu, "Xi Su has been under a lot of pressure recently. Maybe there is something wrong with his brain."
He complained casually, but Xie Heyu nodded seriously, "It seems that he is very ill."
Just now, Xi Su suddenly came into the kitchen and insisted on chatting with him about family matters. After a few random words, he took a big spoonful of the egg custard he had just steamed before leaving and commented, "This dish is good. Add it to the banquet menu."
"What?!" Yu Wen only paid attention to the first half, and was furious: "He dug my egg custard?! I'm going to shoot him!"
He rolled up his sleeves and went to settle the score with Xi Su.
It was normal for Xi Su to have an attack, and both Yu Wen and Xie Heyu had already taken it lightly. However, in the evening, Xi Su and Chu Han came over to eat together, and Chu Han had the same meaningful expression. Something
was wrong, something was very wrong.
"From now on, everything you say will become evidence in court, and you have no right to remain silent!" Judge Yu slammed the alarm and said sternly: "Confess your conspiracy quickly!"
Chu Han and Xi Su looked at each other. Xie Heyu silently looked at Yu Wen's red hands, took away the ashtray, and stuffed a small cotton pendant into Yu Wen's hand.
Yu Wen didn't like this.
Xie Heyu said, "I'll do the dubbing for you."
So whenever Yu Wen tapped the door, Xie Heyu would tap the ashtray.
Under Yu Wen's 'heavy pressure', Xi Su confessed the whole story.
"My fans sent you a private message saying that we are getting married, so you came to film our wedding?" Yu Wen exclaimed, "What a petty message."
"Don't disbelieve it." Chu Han said, "A fan saw you guys proposing."
Xi Su opened the private message page to show Yu Wen. The first picture in the conversation record was a picture of the two of them standing by the escalator in the mall. Xie Heyu put a ring on Yu Wen's finger in a particularly solemn manner. Both of them looked very happy, except for kneeling on one knee and a bouquet of flowers.
Yu Wen took a closer look. This place looked familiar. His and Xie Heyu's outfits also looked familiar. The bag he was holding looked even more familiar.
Xie Heyu: "...what happened this morning."
Yu Wen thought of the girl who couldn't forget the high school classmate who owed her two hundred yuan.
He clicked on the other party's homepage and took a look. There were selfies inside. It was indeed that girl.
The conversation between the girl and Xi Su was very emotional, and it was roughly as follows:
[I didn't expect, really, choking.jpg, I didn't expect that one day I would be able to see Xiao Yu being proposed to. I hope they are happy, really...]
[If possible, I hope the wedding can send me an invitation. Of course, I am saying hope. I won't be sad if there is no invitation. I have always been a very strong fan and I don't cry easily. Haha, hahaha...]
[Why don't you send me one? 】
【They chose to propose in a shopping mall on a weekday when there were few people. There must be a purpose behind all this. Don't worry, I didn't tell anyone, Teacher Xi Su. I only told you. This is a little secret between us. 】
【I also have a once-in-a-lifetime request: How about recording a wedding video? It's a very good business opportunity. 】
Xi Su was really moved by the word "business opportunity".
"...We are not getting married." After watching the two people's chat, Yu Wen felt that he was brainwashed. It seemed that he was already standing in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau and would enter the palace of marriage in the next second. He finally woke up and said, "I just bought couple rings."
Chu Han was even more shocked: "Why buy couple rings if you are not getting married?"
Yu Wen: "...Little fun between couples."
Chu Han frowned.
"This is not fun either." He said.
Yu Wen told him to shut up.
Xi Su was very disappointed and repeatedly asked them if they really had no plans to get married for the time being. After getting a positive answer, he insisted that they remember to tell him when they get married, and as a love security guard, he must give fans a wedding video.
Yu Wen drove him out.
After the two freeloaders left, Yu Wen leaned against the door and looked at Xie Heyu.
He said, "If you get married in the future, would you want to hold a wedding?"
In fact, he had thought about this. According to his idea, the marriage certificate can be obtained, but the wedding is not necessary. As an artist who has been the center of attention, once the wedding is held, it is inevitable that some inexplicable noise will be wrapped up.
He doesn't like others to point fingers at him.
But he also considered Xie Heyu. When he asked this question, he thought that according to the way Teacher Xie was worried about the gains and losses in this relationship, he should prefer to have a wedding. If
Teacher Xie wants to have one, then he should pamper Teacher Xie this time.
Xie Heyu stood up from the sofa, leaned on the edge of the sofa, and tilted his head leisurely.
"I don't think you like it." He said.
Yu Wen: "I'm asking what you think."
Xie Heyu snorted and came over to hug him. After a while, Xie Heyu said, "I don't care."
Yu Wen: "Oh, men, you're so stubborn."
Yu Wen was about to say another few greasy words, but Xie Heyu said, "You gave me a ring."
Yu Wen: "...What does it have to do with the ring? We were talking about getting married."
Xie Heyu: "I know, but you gave me a ring."
Yu Wen: "These are two different things."
Xie Heyu: "Yes, you gave me a ring."
Yu Wen chose to shut up.
After a long time, Yu Wen said solemnly, "Xie Heyu, you look worthless now."
"Yes."
Xie Heyu didn't get annoyed, and lowered her head to rub his cheek affectionately.
"As long as the ring is worth the money."
Yu Wen: "..."
Xi Su came with excitement and left with regret. Yu Wen didn't want to get married, and he couldn't say no. He just felt a little sorry for the fans who came to inform him.
So after returning to the dormitory, he sent a message to the girl to tell her the bad news.
Girl: [What? ! No plans to get married? ! ]
[No! Absolutely not! I have already chosen the dress for the wedding! ] Xi
Su was impressed.
Yu Wen's fans are indeed unique in the circle.
Their execution is stronger than his.
However, although it was a pity that he didn't take pictures of the pre-wedding preparations, Xi Su's camera took root in the couple's home. Then in December was Yu Wen's birthday, and he felt that he could do something big.
The company started preparing for Yu Wen's birthday party early. Starlight Media used to be a makeshift team, but this time they showed their strength and started preparing more than two months in advance. Fans also signed up early. The layout of the birthday venue, the small gifts given to fans, the process, and every fan entering the venue... all went through strict checks.
To be honest, Yu Wen almost forgot about his birthday.
There are no relatives and friends in the strange world. In his subconscious, he often deliberately ignores those parts that should be attributed to the "past" to avoid his low mood, such as his birthday.
Occasionally, when others asked, he would just vaguely mention the past. Once he thought of his birthday, it was difficult to avoid thinking of those relatives who might never see each other again.
Under the premise of being unable to change, this is a huge internal friction.
The company has his information, and even if he doesn't say it, he can know his birthday. But strangely, when Xie Jiamao discussed the process with him, Yu Wen found that he was not as depressed as he expected. On the contrary, his chest was full of emotions.
Perhaps it was because he suddenly realized that he had become an indispensable and important friend to others without realizing it.
Fans released birthday support one month in advance.
On his birthday, Yu Wen was eager to go out and punch in. For safety reasons, Xie Heyu rejected his request for the first time with a heart of stone.
After three unsuccessful applications, Yu Wen sneaked out through the back door.
The first time he sneaked out, he was caught by Xie Heyu in less than half an hour. Yu Wen said angrily, "Xie Heyu! I don't want to play prisoner/imprisonment with you, let me out." Xi
Su felt sorry for Xie Heyu, but Xie Heyu was not angry at all. He just said, "This kind of play is unilateral on my side, you don't have to agree."
Yu Wen gritted his teeth in anger.
Yu Wen was destined to be restless today.
In one morning, he escaped four times. From the second time, Xi Su smelled the scent of Xiao Tuanzong and chased after Xie Heyu with a sports camera.
Yu Wen was caught just after leaving the gate of the community.
He was like the protagonist of an old-fashioned story, heartbroken, and said to Xie Heyu with tears in his eyes: "Don't force me to hate you."
Xie Heyu acted with him and said the standard lines of a scumbag: "You are my person in life and my ghost in death."
Then Yu Wen was carried home by Xie Heyu.
On the way, Teacher Yu coquettishly negotiated with Xie Heyu, trying to use the honey trap: "Xie Heyu~ I won't go far, just look at the nearby bus stop signs, my birthday support, I want to take some pictures~"
Xie Heyu: "Can you promise not to go out of a kilometer?"
Yu Wen: "I can--"
Xie Heyu: "The liar should wear a maid outfit."
Yu Wen: "..."
He was caught three times, and the fourth time, Yu Wen colluded with the photographer Xi and finally escaped successfully.
"If you dare not help me, I will wear a mask every time I see your camera in the future." Yu Wen threatened.
Xi Su: ...No! Your Majesty!
Xi Su betrayed easily and said sternly: "Your Majesty, I have explored the road. It is safe here." He
said that he would just take a look nearby, but as soon as Yu Wen walked out of the community, he took a taxi and went straight to the city center.
Otherwise, Xie Heyu would not let him go. The place with the most support is in the city center. Today is his birthday. If he dares to show up, he will definitely be sacked away.
Yu Wen only made a simple disguise - a hat and a mask, and brought a useless guard - Xi Su, the useless snack, and went directly to the city center.
Maybe he was lucky. He walked around several streets without being caught. Occasionally, when he was waiting for the big screen at the intersection, he could hear the declaration of love from the fans around him.
"I got the ticket for the birthday party tonight! When I meet Xiao Yu then, I will perform for him a 360-degree Thomas explosion, a waving hand spiral ascension, a handstand hair washing... and finally end this perfect meeting with a song of Drunken Butterfly. I'm so trendy, I'm sure I'll leave a deep impression on him."
Yu Wen: "..."
So powerful.
Listening to this, he was already sweating profusely.
He was not recognized at several large check-in spots in a row, which made Yu Wen a little swell. After seeing his cheering bus, he had completely forgotten Xie Heyu's warning and ran for it.
But at this moment, Xie Heyu came.
Before he got on the bus, Xie Heyu grabbed him by the back of the collar and dragged him to the bus stop. Yu Wen did not dare to speak, for fear of being recognized by fans. After the bus drove away, he turned around and threw himself into Xie Heyu's arms, and once again used his trump card.
"I know I was wrong~ Let me go play, I want to take the bus, I want to take it, I want to take it..."