Wu Xingyun had a pale face as he held a large mushroom with more than a dozen holes poked in it, waiting for death to come and for him to be free from bad luck.
However, he did not finally find the relief of death. A strong wind passed by him and lightly pricked his arm. When he opened his eyes, he saw a figure surrounding the crazy and strange weasel and attacking it.
The figure was too fast and followed closely, so even if the strange weasel waved its claws wildly and hit it back, it was in vain.
He was so fast that Wu Xingyun couldn't see his body and appearance at all.
But there is no doubt that this person must be his brother Wu!!
Don’t forget the beautiful man!!
Since he couldn't repay the life-saving grace, he will become a die-hard fan of Brother Wu!
Just as Wu Xingyun was thinking this, he saw Brother Wu, who was attacking very smoothly and handsomely, suddenly slipped and fell to the side!
Wu Xingyun's heart skipped a beat, and he rushed forward, hugging his wilted and rotten mushroom: "Brother Wu, be careful! I can block it again!"
Although his big mushroom was no longer fresh and elastic and looked like the leftover mushrooms on the vegetable table in the evening that no one wanted, the mushroom could still block one more attack!
But before the mushroom arrived, Wu Xingyun saw that the strange weasel that was chasing his brother Wu so relentlessly suddenly slipped and fell to the ground! !
The posture and position of his fall seemed exactly the same as his brother Wu's.
The difference is that his brother Wu reacted quickly. At the moment of slipping, he supported himself with his hands and flipped backwards as he fell, and then he stood up. Not only did he not fall, but he looked even more impressive.
But the strange weasel was different. It never thought that it would slip and fall, and was overwhelmed by anger. In short, when it fell, it was still roaring and scratching Wu Xiangwang with its claws, but finally it fell heavily to the ground with a bang.
Wu Xingyun: "Uh..."
How should I put it, this weasel slipped at the perfect time.
Could it be the right time?
The immortal man, who also slipped but resolved the crisis with an agile backflip, sneered beside him. He had just sucked Wu Xingyun's blood with all five fingernails and then [infected] this strange weasel.
When he was replenishing Shang Chong's blood, he was carefully controlling his strength, thinking that he must not give Shang Chong bad luck as well. As a result, Shang Chong still got unlucky, and two lightning bolts were struck off target.
When he infected the weird weasel, he was determined to make the other party 100% [infected] with bad luck without mercy.
Because the degree of [infection] is closely related to his thoughts when he draws blood, so if this weasel doesn't suffer, who will?!
And even if everyone is unlucky, this weird weasel will definitely be the unluckiest one!!
The immortal man standing in the darkness sneered evilly.
Whoever forces him to transform into this strange form will pay the price with his life! !
"Alright, don't just stand there! We're all in the same Wuyun now! Wuyun, you and Shangchong coordinate your attacks, and I'll be on the sidelines, interfering and healing you!"
Wu Xingyun nodded repeatedly upon hearing the order, but still protested quietly, "Brother Wu, please don't call me Wu Yun. It's unlucky. Just call me Little Wu."
Wu Xiangwang stood in the darkness and curled his lips. What qualifications do you have to say the word "unlucky"? You are simply a walking unlucky person!
"What qualifications do you have to say it's unlucky? You're simply a walking unlucky person!"
Shang Chong, who was being chased with a grin on his face, also ran back at this time and made the same complaint as the fairy man on the spot.
Then he looked at the tall and thin figure standing in the shadows in the dim light of the torches in the distance, and for a moment he doubted whether that person was Wu Xiangwang.
Is that person that thin and tall?
The most important thing is why he felt a creepy feeling when looking at the person over there?!
Shang Chong opened his mouth to ask something, but the strange weasel that had fallen down roared and got up and rushed towards him the moment it saw Shang Chong, causing Shang Chong to hide behind Wu Xingyun with a howl. Wu Xingyun struggled to raise his big mushroom to block it again.
But how could one time be enough? The Weird Weasel and the Electric Chicken King are sworn enemies separated by countless generations!
It attacked crazily, scratching and biting, making Shang Chong anxious and angry as he dodged. He really didn't want to abandon his teammates and run, but he really didn't have the strength to attack!
At this moment, Shang Chong heard a voice that sounded like Wu Xiangwang's:
"Old Shang, take the knife!"
Shang Chong's eyes lit up!
Yes, and there's also that extra sharp long kitchen knife! After he gets the kitchen knife, he can also suddenly attack the weasel!
Then the kitchen knife flashed across the black night sky with a cold light and went directly to the back of the strange weasel's head.
In the light of the fire, Shang Chong saw the trajectory of the knife: "How did you miss the target? What's your accuracy?"
Mengwen Xiangwang had already leaped up again like a ghost at this time.
He didn't need to explain at all, the knife had already given the answer -
The village chief's kitchen knife that he threw at the weasel's head inexplicably tilted when it was about to hit the weasel's head, so the sharp kitchen knife directly penetrated the very thick cap of the giant mushroom, and fell steadily between Shang Chong's legs, close to Wu Xingyun's ear.
Shang Chong: “…”
Shang Chong: “!!!”
He couldn't even imagine what kind of unfortunate consequences would have occurred if this knife had come directly at him.
Then Shang Chong completely understood what "under the same witch cloud" meant.
So it seems like everyone is unlucky together!
Okay!
The king, who was suffering from kidney deficiency, drew out the kitchen knife and showed a crazy, childish smile on his face.
This is a great idea! Aren't we all on the same starting line?!
As long as they are at the same starting line, and there is a milk-boiling man in their team who can outlast the enemy, they are sure to win!
So, when other teams each found an advantageous position that was easy to defend and difficult to attack, and relied on the effective defense of at least two iron tanks to withstand the pressure, and then the main attackers and healers in the team coordinated to attack quickly and add blood steadily, and the monster-killing was getting better.
The immortal men's team here seems particularly unsociable——
The mushroom tank couldn't hold back the hatred, and the enemy kept attacking the King of Dharma.
Gu Tan could only hold his big mushroom and stand in front of the Dharma King like an old hen, protecting the village chief's house from one side to the other, and then from the other side to this side.
During this time, the protected little chicken king, when he ran out of mana, would suddenly grab a kitchen knife and poke the weasel's charred penis or thigh from under the mushroom, eliciting a violent howl! Once his own poison milk's power was replenished, he would directly strike three thunders in a row to launch a major critical attack.
What about the poisonous milk?
Poisonous milk is flying in the sky.
His fluttering wings made a buzzing sound, flying to the side, front, and back of the strange weasel.
He suddenly opened his ten fingers and sucked blood, then spread his wings and fled before the strange weasel clapped its hands, and then in the dark, he brought the warmth of the enemy's blood to Gu Tan and the King of Dharma in his team.
The strange weasel's blood, after being transformed into [Infection] and injected into Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun's bodies, seemed to have no special side effects, except that, well, they all seemed a little violent, crazy and irrational.
But what does that matter?!
He has seen the dawn of victory ahead!
“Ouch!”
“Bang!”
“Boom boom boom!”
"oops!"
"grass!"
"Chiaoaoao——"
BANG!!!
Finally, after Wu Xiangwang succeeded in sucking blood again, the strange weasel still failed to hit the human-shaped mosquito, and the King of Kidney Deficiency used up the last bit of his strength and was almost cut on the leg by the kitchen knife he was holding, the strange weasel ran out of strength.
Its fur was once again chopped into charcoal, and its bloated body was sucked thinner.
At the last moment, this strange weasel with a bald head and a broken tail looked up at the moon and pounded its chest twice with its sharp claws. It howled in great sorrow and anger, spat out its last mouthful of blood, and fell to the ground.
Its unwilling little green eyes were still looking at the moon. If there was a next life, it would become an angry bird! The kind that eats mosquitoes and is not afraid of electricity!
And with the final howl of this violent and strange weasel, the heroic mission of the three members of Wu Xiangwang's team was completed.
And Wu Xiangwang immediately switched from [Weird Complete Transformation] to [Bloodline Bonus] as soon as the Weird Weasel fell to the ground.
Thanks to the night, he was able to preserve his divine looks.
Next, they just need to drag the body of the strange weasel to the village chief’s house and give it to him, and they will get a cart as a reward!
Seeing the reward right in front of him, the King of Dharma, who was suffering from kidney deficiency, immediately felt better. He jumped up and was about to grab half of the strange weasel's tail and drag it to the village chief's house.
However, when he and Wu Xingyun had taken less than three steps forward, five people holding torches blocked their way.
Wu Xingyun pursed his lips when he saw them.
Wu Xiangwang and Shang Chong narrowed their eyes and touched their prickly heads respectively.
"Oh, you can't beat the weasel, so you want to come to Grandpa and grab the ready-made ones?"
When the Pope is not suffering from kidney deficiency, he is always the first to talk nonsense.
"You shamelessly bullied honest people in that world, and you want to do the same thing again in this world, right?"
Shang Chong stretched out his arms towards Wu Xiangwang while speaking, then kicked Wu Xingyun. Then he rushed forward with the kitchen knife in his hand:
"I miss you grandpa!!"
Zhou Bo and his four companions were frightened by the dozens of weasels that jumped out at the beginning, so they ran away.
But because they were used to stealing and taking advantage of others' misfortunes, they soon thought of ways to gain an advantage after the "war between humans and rats".
If a person wins, they will rob the person; if a weasel wins, they will beat the weasel half to death. There are only benefits and no harm for them.
Then they waited for the first team to kill the weasel. It was the weak team they knew!
Zhou Bo and his five gangsters were very happy. It seemed that God was helping them!
But...why did that troublemaker just charge at them with a machete before they even opened their mouths?!
Don't you need to use threats, inducements, or intimidation? !
"boom!"
"ah!"
"Hiss! It's so itchy!"
"Fuck you, you hit one of your own!"
“Ahhhhhh!”
Ten minutes later, Zhou Bo and his five companions, whose faces were covered in blood and who were lying on the ground exhausted, stared at the backs of the three who looked so weak and began to doubt their lives.
"Bah! We are all dying of bad luck from you violent weasels, you are nothing but chickens!" The weak taunting voice of the King of France came from the air.
Zhou Bo and his four companions were filled with hatred and were scratching the large bumps on their bodies while trying to get up. Then, they came face to face with a group of mosquitoes flying out of the bushes.
“???!”
Damn it!
Where do all these weird mosquitoes come from?!
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The author has something to say:
Daily life of the immortal team fighting monsters:
The King of France: Tani Tani, why are the enemies chasing me again!
His Holiness: Where is the milk? Give me a sip of milk, give me a sip of milk, give me a sip of milk!
Gu Tan: Brother Shang, stop being so angry! I've already hated them! They still keep ignoring me!
Poison Milk: ...This team is finished.
It's time to find his other fierce brothers.
The finally liberated weasel made a heart gesture: Goodbye! Never again!!
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