When Wu Xiangwang and the other two were dragging the weasel's corpse towards the village chief's house, they received astonished and incredulous looks from the newcomers who were still fighting around them or secretly hiding nearby to watch the battle.
"Look, they actually killed the weird weasel! Looks like they're the first team to complete the mission?"
"But their team only has three people? They completed the mission before seven, eight, or even ten other people. Did they all awaken some amazing superpowers?"
"What a powerful ghost! Didn't you see the fight over there? Their fight was simply indescribable! I even suspect that the weasel wasn't beaten to death by them, but died of their anger and bad luck!"
"The defensive psychic on their team couldn't hold aggro or defend, and could only run around the field with his mushrooms following the weird weasel. The mage, who should have been hiding the farthest, was closest to the weird weasel. The last person, whose psychic ability was unknown, was jumping around nearby, seemingly attacking and yet not attacking at all."
"It doesn't seem plausible no matter how you look at it! Who would have thought they'd end up killing the weasel first? I guess the lightning-type attacks are really powerful, and most importantly, they're really good at attracting aggro."
Haven’t you seen other teams’ weasels running away when they feel they can’t win, and then after walking around a few times, they turn around and bite back, thus prolonging the battle infinitely?
But the strange weasel attacked by these three people never ran away from beginning to end, as if it had lost its mind and wanted to die together with these three people.
Well, it seems that in this strange world, being able to maintain the enemy's hatred is also a very important thing.
"But I also saw that weird weasel in the middle fall down several times out of nowhere. Maybe it hit some fatal part during those times!"
"Now that you mention it, that weasel screamed quite loudly several times. It must have been attacked in a vital spot... Tsk tsk."
Suddenly someone spoke up:
"So... luck is also a form of strength? Including bad luck?"
All newcomers: “…”
It seems like there's something wrong with what you said, but it also makes some sense.
No matter what others said, Wu Xiangwang and the other two quickly arrived at the gate of the village chief's house.
Although it was still night, the weird old village chief was probably unable to sleep because of the noise of these people hunting weasels in the middle of the night, so he simply stood at the door holding his pipe and waiting for people to complete the task.
When the weird old village chief with four eyeballs saw that it was Wu Xiangwang and his group who were dragging the weird weasel, the four beads in his eyes turned up and down, and finally two of them stared at Wu Xiangwang.
Seems to be looking for something.
"Coming?"
Wu Xiangwang is now in human form due to his bloodline, but he is not sure whether the weird old village chief has recognized him as the mixed-blood prince flying in the sky on the first night.
Fortunately, the strange old village chief had no intention of talking to him any more, so he ignored the old village chief's two eyes staring at him and nodded:
"Well, we brought the Weird Weasel here. Does that count as completing the Hero's quest?"
The old village chief puffed his pipe twice and said, "The cart is in the yard. Leave the weasel here and go push one of yourselves."
One weird weasel can only be exchanged for one car, and this is clearly written in the reward.
Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun wanted to go to the yard to push the cart with joy on their faces, but Wu Xiangwang stopped them.
"Grandpa Village Chief, look, this weasel of ours is different from the ones the other groups are fighting! Ours has mutated!"
"Although it's still a weird weasel, its claws, fur, and teeth are all much bigger! And twice as sharp!"
"If I want to use its minions to make weapons, isn't a small cart a bit too little?"
The four eyeballs of the weird old village chief stopped moving in an instant, and then all looked at Wu Xiangwang. At this time, his neck stretched forward slightly, making a slight clicking sound, which scared Wu Xiangwang so much that he took a step back.
But the immortal man, who didn't want to suffer any loss, still said stubbornly: "No matter what, the transaction must be fair, right? It's obvious that we are at a disadvantage if we are only given a small cart!"
If you don't want to upgrade your reward, I'll have to chop off all four of the weird weasel's claws and pull out its teeth."
"After all, the mission doesn't require a complete weird weasel corpse, right?"
The strange old village chief stretched his neck forward again, and now his neck looked like a stretched-out old turtle.
When Wu Xiangwang was ready to use his skills to dodge the King and escape at any time, the weird old village chief laughed.
"You are a clever and greedy young man, but being too clever and greedy won't keep you alive long."
"But what you said is not wrong. After the Weird Weasel went berserk, its strength increased by one level. Giving you one small cart is indeed a bit insufficient, so you can push two away."
"But there are still three of you."
Wu Xiangwang gave a fake business smile and said, "If I can get as many as I can, I'll get as many as I can. I just want fair pay and return, not greed."
After saying that, he winked at Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun, and the two immediately rushed into the village chief's yard to push the cart.
As Shang Citou pushed the cart, he once again sighed in his heart: this handsome man really is someone who won't suffer any loss! If he can't sell his face in the entertainment industry after returning, he will definitely be able to become a big and powerful businessman!
So the corpse of a violent and strange weasel was exchanged for two carts.
Wu Xingyun wanted to push the cart in his hand directly to Wu Xiangwang, but was firmly rejected by Wu Xiannan, who only cared about appearance.
"Wait a little longer, there's no rush."
This unattractive cart made of a wooden board and two wheels is really not in line with his divine beauty!
Wait a little longer. Although he didn't really want to do the third mission of the beauty dancing for the captain of the guard, the strange way the captain of the guard dug the straw bucket this evening and the malicious expression on his face when he left made him feel that he might have to use the killer weapon of beauty in the end.
I just don’t know if the weird guard captain’s aesthetic taste is still online.
At this time, other teams that had defeated the strange weasel also came here to hand in their tasks. Then they looked at Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun pushing a small cart each with surprised expressions.
"Hey, why do you have two carts?" someone asked directly.
Wu Xiannan smiled but didn't answer, but Shang Chong happily started showing off:
"That's because our Weird Weasel went berserk! It's like the last two transformations of a boss, right? How can the boss's drops be the same as its transformed ones?"
Several team members who came to hand in their tasks immediately showed expressions as if they had eaten a bucket of lemons.
Shang Chong laughed even more triumphantly, and then he heard a voice neither loud nor soft:
"That's right. Anyway, I don't have the hobby of making electric waves with the little penis of a weasel."
"We are not electric chicken boys."
The Pope's laughter stopped abruptly.
Then he roared angrily, almost like a mad weasel: "I told you it was just a mistake! I don't have a hobby of electrocuting people's penises! No!!"
"Ohhhh, I see you didn't."
"I understand, I understand that you don't like electric chickens at all."
Shang Chong: “…”
Believe it or not, if you keep acting like this, I'm really going to electrocute your dicks!
Shang Chong cursed all night long, emphasizing to everyone he met that he didn't like electric people and that Ding Ding was a serious person.
Wu Xiangwang looked at his futile and dying struggle and lit a row of candles for him in his heart.
I'm afraid he'll be known as the Electric Chicken Boy from now on. Even if he does become a Dharma King, he'll probably be the Electric Chicken Dharma King.
hiss!
This is so scary!!
So he had to cover up his weird transformation vest no matter what! Otherwise, he would no longer be the immortal handsome man, and people might call him the big mosquito spirit, the big spider spirit, the big shell spirit, etc.
The immortal man shuddered violently.
He would never! Never let anyone know that he could transform strangely!!
The immortal fell asleep worried about the strange transformation, and was awakened by a nightmare again in the morning.
In the dream, many people saw him transforming, and then everyone called him the Mosquito King, asking him to suck up all the weird things in the world.
Wu Xiangwang: "...Luckily it was just a dream."
He really doesn't want to be the Mosquito King at all!
Then it was another day of pulling weeds to exchange for eggs.
Today is the second day that he and Shang Chong have been working on the weeding task. They have successfully cleared two-thirds of the fields they are responsible for.
When finishing work in the evening, Wu Xiangwang carefully observed the strange guard captain again and found that he had once again pushed the grass in the straw bucket when recycling it, and then looked at him with almost undisguised malicious eyes before ending the day's work.
Wu Xiangwang slowly lowered his eyes, and soon Shang Chong's voice was heard beside him.
"Why do I feel like the way the Weird Guard Captain looked at you just now wasn't right? Be careful, I have a feeling he's going to burst."
Wu Xingyun also spoke loudly from five meters away: "Brother Wu, I also noticed that the guard captain looked at you with a particularly ominous look."
Wu Xiangwang twitched his lips, and threw a large ostrich egg at Wu Xingyun, "Just shut up!"
Even if something that was originally auspicious is made unlucky by you saying this, it will almost become unlucky!
Then, on the evening of the fourth day, things really took a turn for the worse—
This was the day the weird guard captain stipulated that the grass had to be mowed before anyone could be paid.
The strange guard captain walked around his fields with a very picky attitude but was unable to find anyone who had not completed the task. His face was as ugly as his dark green skin.
However, perhaps because of the restrictions of the task, he finally moved out three large egg boxes reluctantly and paid the wages to the sixteen people who were doing the task in his field.
But when it was finally his turn to pay Wu Xiangwang for the eggs, he suddenly broke into a smile.
He waved his four strong arms wildly above his head, finally releasing all the bad words he had been holding back for three days:
"Hahahahaha! I should have given you fifty-one eggs! But the grass you removed wasn't up to standard! Not up to standard!! What I want is green grass that still has residual energy! Not useless hay!
Hehehehe! Not only did you not get paid, you even have to compensate me for the nine eggs you ate in the past three days! !
"Otherwise, I will... tear you to pieces! Hahahahahahahahaha!"
The weird guard captain laughed extremely happily. He was fed up with this ugly human and finally had the chance to kill him!
"Hurry! Give me back the nine eggs you ate! Otherwise I'll kill you! Tear you into pieces—"
While the other newcomers looked solemn and alert, and Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun changed color instantly and wanted to rush forward, the young man who should have been the most frightened stood there and slowly smiled.
That is a very beautiful and charming smile for humans, but for the weird, would you appreciate the smile of an insect?
"Okay, but there are too many people here and I'm shy. Let's go to your house. I'll return the eggs I owe you when we get there."
The strange guard captain paused, his eyes darting around: "Don't lie to me, you can't escape. If you lie to me, you'll die. If you run away, you'll die too!"
Wu Xiangwang continued to smile: "I never lie. I won't run away either."
The strange guard captain sneered on the spot: "Alright! Then let's go to my house!!"
So everyone watched as this handsome young man with excellent temperament and appearance followed the four-armed creature into the strange house.
Wu Xingyun choked up on the spot five meters away: "Brother Shang! Brother Wu is definitely going to suffer a lot, what should we do!"
Shang Chong looked extremely cautious and determined: "Let's listen outside and see what's going on! If that doesn't work, we'll just charge in!"
Everyone was listening attentively to the noises in the house, as they had already imagined that they would hear some horrific cries of pain.
Just when their spirits were extremely tense, a voice finally came from inside the house -
"oh!!"
“Oh my God—”
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~”
"Beauty, you are my sweetheart!! Hit me, glare at me, and suck me to death!!!"
Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun: “…?!”
Everyone: “????”
Why does this sound different from what they imagined?!
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The author has something to say:
Before entering the house——
Everyone: It’s over, he’s dead!
Weird Captain: Hehehehe!
After entering the house——
Weird Captain: Ah~Oh~Oh~Oh~
Everyone:!!!
Wangwang: Finally, I’m back to my old job! Boohoo!
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